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  • evolution. The entire stream of comments are not only insulting, but ignorant as well. If you're going to bash an Italian region, and yes, sicily is a region with its own dialect (not its own language) please have the common courtesy to be respectful to others. That also applies to other countries, races, and religions. There's so much hate in the world, no need to channel it on YouTube

  • I'm Sicilian and have very fair skin and black hair, to the point where some people consider me Polish. Like any other country on this planet, tribes conquered and settled in Sicily. They are black, they are white, some have large noses, some are blonde, in fact my mother has blue eyes and blonde hair, and she is no less Sicilian than my olive skinned father, with both sides of my family dating back there for generations. Different inhabitants result in varying physical appearances. It's called

  • PFFFFFt hilarious!

  • This is hilarious.... They should them luparas to the Saudis...

  • Che forte! :-) non me lo aspettavo proprio!

  • @demet79 il mio nome e Forte

  • А, мамма миа, вот откуда этот грузинский анекдот:)

  • chi si marita, sta cuntenti un giorno ma chi ammazza porcu, sta cuntenti un anni!!!

  • hahahahahhahahahahaha i'll do the same hahahaha !!!!just to make sure he want be able for ....hahhahaha

  • i don't get it

  • Ogni video è una scusa per insultarsi a vicenda, e spesso troppo spesso dimostrare una totale disconoscenza della storia e/o delle origini di un popolo! Youtube dimostra sempre di piú che oggi siamo bravissimi a taggare, postare e forwardare ma se poi passiamo alla cultura ed alla storia le lacune sono disarmanti e questo a livello planetario!! Che tristezza!

  • does anyone know what movie this is?

  • @21love2burn "barzellette" in english is: "Jokes"

  • moors in that time where Phoenicians, and after several years about 1600, the muslims conquered whole of north africa, and those marrocans never where in sicily, the end

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  • non of the sicilian have moroccan blood, just a little bit of arrabian and the rest is latin, greek, france, and more of European cultures.

  • not a real friendly guy

  • SO MUCH RAGE!

  • SUBS SILVEPLATEAU

  • I'm sure you possess an excellent history, but can some kind person please translate to me what is going on.

  • @Holmes221C, The driver is told to Masterbate, twice at gunpoint so that he doesn't concentrate on the Gunmans wife as he is forced to give her a ride.

  • I love Sicilia! :)

  • Why do Sicilian people look so dark skinned not all of theme tho

  • there are only 2 kinds of people in this world: Italians and people who what to be Italian

  • Barely. Plus, it's not like there's a major change in DNA. You think Sicily is the only place in Europe to have foreign mixture?

  • HOW THE FUCK ARE THEY BLACK? Is there anything about Sicilians that even looks remotely niggerish to the blind eye? Black is black (sub-Saharan) plain and simple and Sicily is not located anywhere near sub-Saharan Africa.

  • Sicilians=Terun

  • cicilians are jews

  • @lala79568 Mangia Merda...

  • @lala79568 just cause jews and italians lived together in USA dosent mean italians are jews HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAH fucking ignorant american

  • Sicilians look like Arabs ! It's history and no wonder there are still mosques and Arabic monuments in Sicily 

  • There are ancient mosques in mostly every European country you dumb sack of shit. Do French people look like Arabs to since it's right across from Algeria?

  • @StuntKing909 Goddamn it!! I hate you you fuckin ignorant! I was born in italy and lived there 14 yrs + 2 in Sicily and I know what im saying. The Arabs where the first to rule Sicily from 965–1072. And according to history some Sicilians are of Arab descent. If u don;t know the history at least use google u dumb sack of used condoms!! And when i said Sicilians look like arabs i obviously didn't mean all of them :S Retard!

  • Goddammit your stupid. The only Sicilians that are of Arab descent are those that actually descend from ARABS. NOT Sicilians. Fuck, how many times do I have to tell your dumbass this? Your an embarrassment to the rest of the white race for posting stupid shit like this and are demeaning your own people by further provoking a stereotype for Sicilians. Just because Arabs ruled Sicily for a while doesn't make modern day Sicilians Arab's in the least. The Arabs ruled other places to.

  • @StuntKing909 are you done barking?!

  • only if you cease saying stupid shit.

  • @Suel14 I have to correct you. Sicily was first and foremost an Ancient Greek island and was quickly colonised by the Greeks (sikelia) as also was the rest of southern Italy e.g. Napoli from Greek Nea Polis (new city) etc. Phoenicians were also dominant on the island but not as much so as the Greeks. Much later Italy was romanized and much later the Arabs and Normans and others came. So I dont think the Arabs left too much a mark in the DNA of sicilians

  • @domikolli Don't forget the Albanians which immigrated in year 1500

  • @domikolli OMG, I haven't heared something more stupid. Why you gayreeks always offence someone? Why are you so offensive. Maybe because the offence is the best deffence of non-history nation. You offence us, turkey, italia.Maybe Barack Obama is also greek, who knows....get out of here, or you will sleep with the fishes tonight if Don CORLEONE read this! :)

  • @HeartForMacedonia hey fuckbrain,your mama sleeps with all kinds of fishes. Seriously, obviously your history is as bad as your English. Either you are a little kid or you are an ignorant idiot. Sicily was waaaay before the romans a Greek colony and there were more Greeks in Sicliy and southern Italia than in Original greece itself. And anyhow who did I insult? Noone, i am simply stating facts. Get back under your little rock you filth and read something.

  • @domikolli My english isn't bad but you can't read in English well! And ok, I've read some stuff. You've right. All world is greek! I knew that already! ;)))) I've heard it somewhere! I've heard that Macedonia is greek also! But in fact you write those books in your longtime science and propaganda, and I don't belive it, so..... who cares about you. I have country named Republic of Macedonia, which all the world confirm! So piss off!

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  • @MrNaryal hi...check out my video "Sicily - the races who mixed their seed there". The video is posted on this page, in the Video Responses section. Click it and see what's up..... Sicily is mixed with 7 major groups over the centuries. See the whole video to find out. And let me know what you think.

  • @MrNaryal You forgot to say that 50 years ago they mixed with the Chinese as well.

  • You'd have to be Sicilian to understand the differences, mskittyz.

  • Okay number 1. what the fuck you got against scicilians. 2.im fuckin scicilian 3. scicily is not a different country dumbasses 4.look at a fucking map fuckin retards.

  • Anyone care to translate?

  • @DoodyMan Hang on, I'll give you all the money I have got What the hell are you saying, stupid?! I do not want to rob you Thank God I was having a heart attack Masturbate Beg your pardon Masturbate Come on Do it again! I can't, I have just done it Can't believe, such a big guy! Do it again or I'll shot. Come on, can't stay here all the day I could do it again with a little concentration Carmela! Santuzzo! This gentleman just offered a lift to Trapani: there are plenty of good ppl in the world
  • @AmberFur

    Thanks! Grazie!

  • baraboom....barabi....

  • i see there's a lot of talk about italian dialects etc... if you want to get an idea of the difference between italian and its dialects open Wikipedia , the article about Italy, then click "Italiano" in the list of languages on the left then compare it with the version of the article in the various dialects; Sicilianu, Lumbard, Piemuntees, Sardu, Napoletano, whatever

  • tanto siciliano non è... mastubate?!

  • Thanks for the upload. Is this clip from a movie?

  • @ciccogol92 SICILIAN IS NOT A LANGUAGE IT'S FUCKING DIALECT U DUMB PEOPLE!!!

  • @Suel14 Sicilian is a language, with many dialects of it's own, it is not a dialect of the italian mother language, in fact sicilian is being taught in some schools. it is also the birthplace of italian literature... I SHOULD KNOW I LIVE IN SICILY

  • @AbcadefGhiJklman since when? I'm a school teacher in Italy! So also Piemontese is a language according to you? and Lombardo? Veneto? Toscano? Ligure? etc. etc. The official Italian language (officially spoken also in Sicily) originally comes from the dialect used in Florence! Just because Sicilians would prefer not to be part of Italy and insist on using their dialect more doesn't make it an official language! sorry!

  • @themeravingian yes italian is the official language of course. sicilian may be considered a dialect because there is an official national language, but has too many words that have nothing in common with it, in fact a dialect is a regional variant of a language distinguished by minimal lexical, grammatical, or phonological pronunciation differences. so true sicilian is not a variant bastardized homely parrot version of italian. it stands on its own and has its dialects.

  • @themeravingian The first Italian poetry written with literary pretensions emerged, and flourished in Sicily , starting from around 1220 and inspired by the Provencal love lyrics. The poets of the Sicilian school (Guido delle Colonne, Pier dela Vigna, Cielo D'alcamo) treated their single theme of love according to the courtly model. In this way a poetic tradition was begun. Later this trend spread to central Italy, especially Tuscany

  • @Suel14 finally somebody who knows what they're talking about!

  • @ciccogol92  Você é brasileiro? Então, vai tomar no bem no olho do seu cu...

  • @ciccogol92 Are you fucking stupid mad? I am ITALIAN, I was BORN in Italy, my FATHER IS FROM SICILY...I SPEAK Italian...It is a different "accent" not a different language. Just like the North and South USA...Fucking idiot.

  • @DangerD205 It's not like north/south USA!!!!!! you have dialects in Italy which we don't have in the 'English speaking world'. You're right by saying that sicilian is not a different language but it's much more than a different accent like 'british english' and 'american english' is basically just a difference in accent ( with a few spelling differences).

  • sunno siciliano da palermo , ma non lo so di dove parla lui....

  • @dan832 vaffanculo brutto razzista di merda. You are obviously envious! Italians are good looking, classy and cultured. What do you really know about us?You narrow-minded ignorant racist! Before speaking try to action your brain, if you even have one!

    Nice funny video!

  • there speaking siclian and italian the guy with the gun is ussing a bit of slang

  • smelly sweaty greasy big nosed fucking dirty rats of europe!

  • @dan832 Where do you come from dickhead?

  • The language is called "Italian" not "Sicilian" 

  • @DangerD205

    sicilians speak a very different dialect than those of the north.

  • @vanessanatalie Wow, I was born and lived in Italy...I speak Italian as a first language, I think I dont need your stupid fucking opinion.

  • it's not an opinion, its a fact. for somebody who lived/speaks fluently you should know that. i'm not arguing that sicilians dont speak proper Italian, all i said was they speak a different dialect. no need to be a jackass. geeze, why does every youtube comment- even if you weren't trying to be offensive result in rudeness. it's people like you who make me believe that nobody has respect anymore. and from one Italian to another, that's disgraceful.

  • @vanessanatalie ok, quindi vaffanculo! Non mi importa se non mi riguarda.

    FROCIO!!!!

  • Hahahahaha....

  • sicilians are not black and don't look black . I think Italians just keep a tan longer than other people . I never saw any sicilians that looked black . Sicily is part of Italy dumbasses. It's not a separate country !

  • @mskittyz100 No Sicilian aren't black, but they are descendants of White European, Arabs and yes Black African. This is a common knowledge, just live with it.

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  • @Angrygumballl

    Hollywood movies sais this?

  • @Miauriceful Actually history says it.If people would just look at the facts rather then being so racist, they would come to except this.

  • @mskittyz100 its owned by italy but its a island 5 fucking miles away

  • @mskittyz100 Nobody said Sicilians are black dumbass. We are different from Italians get your facts straight. Our people are a combination of all the different peoples thats invaded and settled on the island, including the Italians, Greeks, Spaniards, Arabs, Turks, and god knows how many more.  We Sicilians also have our own languages that has over a thousand words based on Arabic words. Hence why we are the darkest peoples of Europe.

  • @mskittyz100 hey go f*** urself

  • @mskittyz100 Actually, some of us are closer to black then white. We're basically raceless. The Sicilian Race, we don't have a specific race.

  • @gumbiproductions "Some of us", check profile: New Hampshire, US.

    LOL some of you Americunts yes, Sicilians, you don't know. Italian-American LOL.

  • @mskittyz100 Ok so you are propobly one igorant american. The most important thing is not the colour of the skin. Its how people act. And sicilians are very diffrent from italians. Like black americans are diffrent from white americans

  • @mskittyz100 Northern-Italy: tall blond people. Southern-Italy: short stubby dark people. Sicily: Black midgets.

    Don't hate, you know it's true.

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  • and we should trust someone who use as nickname *JustineBieberxoxo* You are silly!!! ahahahaha

  • @mskittyz100 obviosly sicilians arent black! but they got dark hair and olive skin..just like light skinned latinos...most can pass for north africans, and alot of sicilians have moroccan blood in them from the moors that ruled sicily for 800yrs. thats y southern italians nd sicilians have big noses..and north africans arent blacks either so sicilians definatly arent black

  • @CrazySicily Arabs occupied Sicily just for76 years and never ever step foot in Italian peninsula. There are many dark skinned people are in sicily and south due to the sun. Although many of those arab-like people are not originally Italian,they just pretend to be Italian and are mostly immigrants from north Africa. In Italy even some blondes have big noses,better say bony nose. and If you must know according to duch-gene researchers Italians and Finlandese have the most original European genes.

  • @aeromech84 Here are some plain facts, Italians knows as the most good loking people of Europe, the best lifestyle. In fact the most handsome people are from Italy. Paolo Maldini, Leonardi di caprio, Monica belluci, Totti, John travolta, Sofia loren, Marlon brando, and they are not just accidentally handsome, but due to Italian gene. Likes of you say these kinds of crap because you're jealous of the beauty of Italy.

  • @aeromech84 You're either North african or black, because they are the only people who like to stick Italians to Arabs because Italians treat them like a shit you are. and if you're a Nordics is even worse, you have nothing, i said nothing to be compared to Italy, History, Civilization, culture, technology, science, heritage, beauty....you name it. But I think you're African because people of Europe been in Italy and know it and its people. So go back to your shithole african country !!

  • @aeromech84 u dont know what ur talkin about lol..the saracens had it for 800yrs. and conquered south italy but they never got past roma..and no matter how much sun u get u will never get dark if u dont have olive skin. A Scottish or a sweedish person can stay in the sun all day and just get red lol.

  • @CrazySicily lol, there is no historical evidence about Africans having Italy for more than 80 years. Maybe you mistaken it with Spain dude. Italians are white and Original, Italians are no Swede or Scott, Italians are mostly Roman, Ligur, Lombard, Venetian, Umbrian, etruscan, south are Greek and phoenician. Now what are you trying to make?

  • @aeromech84 As the Western Roman Empire was falling apart, a Germanic tribe known as the Vandals took Sicily in AD 440 under the rule of their king Geiseric. The Vandals had already invaded parts of Roman France and Spain,asserting themselves as an important power in western Europe. However, they soon lost these newly acquired possessions to another Germanic tribe in the form of the Goths. The Ostrogothic conquest of Sicily under Theodoric the Great began in 488 although the Goths were Germanic.

  • @aeromech84 Arabs ruled Sicily from 965 to 1072. and never held any part of Italian peninsula. Now what are you trying to say? Italy was the first multi-culturel society since Romans. There were about 3 million slave by 50 AD. Hadn't Italians defeated Carthaginian all Europe would be black by now. Except Germans, Britons and French, Italians don't take others as something but Barberians.Why don't you tell me about your country? I bet you're not even from Europe.

  • @aeromech84 Ohh and one thing else, There are plenty of arabs and africans in Italy, often they claim to be Italia when they come to Italy. Nowadays any shit from Romania, Africa, Asia and south america claims to be Italians. Italy is the front line of Europe, but Italians remained Original after centuries of african-arab invasion. I wonder how would be your country if it was in front line.

  • @aeromech84 in U.S being Italian is cool, that's why all Mexicans, Arabs and south american say we are Italians. Jealousy dude, jealousy.

  • @aeromech84 if u notice most spaniards are lighter skinned than italians, except for the southern spaniards who look like sicilians..I know Italians are white and Roman..but sicilians arent roman they are a mixture, and the oliveskinned ones which are common have arab blood from generations ago. and phonecians where the ones who inhabitited Carthage in tunisia so they where middle easterners who came to inhabit greece turkey and north africa.

  • How funny:-)

  • I got no idea what was said, but it was obvious what was going on. A friggin' riot, rubs one out before the guy is going to kill him, I think

  • what kinda commercial shows a guy playing with himself.....sicily must be more uninhibited. in europe they are more open that is way UNITED STATES IS THE BEST

  • xD

  • Sicily 4 Life Maaaaaaan, I come from sicily and for all stupid mot***f***ers SICILIAN is a language.

  • @romansalen no it's not. It's a dialect.

  • @themeravingian Sono siciliano, e per me èuna lingua....:!!!!!

  • @cmiller: s'inculi.

  • fuck off you sicilian motherfuckers if you are nigger blooded you are not italian. if you look white i will call you white but if you look dark like a nigger you are a nigger filthy sicilian

  • @cmiller8789 shut the fuck up sicilian is italian.

    no STUPID facking nigger shit.

  • @cmiller8789 Vaffanculo

  • @cmiller8789 vafanculo!

  • @cmiller8789 your really stupid. Sicilians are Italians and there not black, its just a theory people been saying but never have proved it! im Sicilian and i wont put up with stupid people(:

    P.S. Siclians are darker than northern italians because we are in the Mediterranean Sea, its blazing hot there in the summer!

  • I'd be good to go again...hardly a fool-proof method is it.

  • grande salvatore : il tuo nome e' tutto un programma , fai festa .

  • VIVA ITALIA!!!!!

  • way too funny lol

  • I love that u said it was sicilian and not italian in the description. People dont know that there is a difference!

  • @xPOSSUM45x

    Italy is a mix of cultures and we people. We aer so different, we hae different history, food and language but we are ITALIAN

  • Haha

  • does any one no wat flim that is???????????

  • @metomcruise17 the title is "Barzellette"

  • I love it....Bedda!

  • I love the sound effect of the seat squeaking! Hilarious!

  • se sono stato io, non ho potuto masturbarsi, restringe il mio cazzo in situazioni come questa.

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  • That was very good actually. He used alot of exaggerated and commonly used sicilian insults in this skit...from a sicilian perspective, thumbs up!

  • Actually he made him masturbate twice, just to be sure. I heard this joke when I was in junior high. And that was MANY moons ago!

  • suck my cock you stupid mother fuckers u fucking dogs this joke sucks my fucking cock just like that italian WHORE Should you stupid fucking cunts

  • @kesberez im guessing your not sicilian so shut the fuck up and suck my dick your fkn black peace of shit...Shut the FUCK up bitch

  • @kesberez what the fuck is ur problem

  • @GrandeSalvatore96 FUCK OFF GROW FUCKING BALLS U FUCKING WEAK DOG

  • @kesberez i already got balls! how bought i shove them down ur throat or i could just call the family

  • lol!!!

  • ma ke cazzo!

  • Palermo dialect :)

  • joemama62 no its Sicilian, I can tell the difference with ease. For example in Spain there's a difference between Spanish and Andalusian. It's very similar to Sicily and Italy.

  • The actor interpreting the sicilian is not sicilian is actually from Naples...anyway sicilian is like another language cause is very different from the italian,but its only a dialect at the end

  • @Markozz0 Yes, you're right. We can say that sicilian is neoitalian like italian is neolatin; italian is the basis, but there are many differences (like between italian and latin :P).

  • @Markozz0 i thought i heard him using neapolitan...i thought i heard him say " 'ncopp "

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  • @X360Comedy no 

  • @ValkyrionxXx the sicilian is a language, i'm sicilian

  • @AndreaTac95 e io sugnu chiù sicilianu i tia sn di palermo!! il siciliano non è una lingua...il sardo il ladino che parlano a confine con il rsto dell'europa è una lingua..il siciliano è solo un dialetto ..solo alcune parole appartengono ad altre lingue di derivazione araba o spagnola per il resto non è una lingua a se stante fattelo dire da chi ha studiato un le lingue!!!!

  • @ValkyrionxXx e sapientino vedi che il siciliano e riconosciuta come lingua ufficiale di sicilia non e un dialetto come dici

  • @AndreaTac95 ma che glielo spieghi a fare!! Non vedi che qui spopola la totale ignoranza culturalmente parlando? La cosa che mi fa ridere è che la maggior parte sono statunitensi., ovvero un popolo nato dall'incrocio della maggior parte dei popoli attualmente presenti sulla terra e che peraltro ha praticamente eradicato con metodi poco ortodossi i veri indigeni! vValli a capire sti bacchettoni!

  • @AndreaTac95 from wat region? im from Siracusa

  • @GrandeSalvatore96 sei di siracusa?? anche io xD

  • @AndreaTac95 qual citta`, son di francofonte

  • @X360Comedy it's a dialect.

  • @X360Comedy Si senori. it uses many other words from other languages. im sicilian so I know.

  • @X360Comedy It's an italian dialect

  • If it was me all that would do is make me last longer with her after getting the "easy first pop" out of the way.

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MADOOOO ma che esageratooo hahahaha

  • Um, someone may have already said this, but it's in ITALIAN, not SICILIAN!

  • ahahhah

  • this is fucking hilarious!

  • that was hilarious

  • LMFAO!!!!!! masterbate...masterbate now or ill kill you....ok now do it again...im sorry i cant DO IT OR ILL SHOOT U! lmfao so dum but funny

  • hahahahaha wtf

  • haha xD

  • ahahahah che puttanataa ahahahahah

  • Ma che cosa dici minchione!! ahuahua

  • hahahahahahahahahahaahahahaa xaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxaxa­xax

  • e non fa niente puo' sempre chiedere il numero di telefono prendere un viagra e farla avere un altro "passagio"

  • um... what?

  • ahaha

  • film?

  • Nemeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!­!! XD

  • heres the translation: the guy stops the driver and tells him to masturbate and then makes him give a ride to his wife who's smoking hot. he did this cause then the driver cant get horny and try to make a move on his wife. haaaaaahaaaaaaaahaaaaaa.....

  • @theycallmechili

    is it me or.... i didnt need the translation hahahahahahahaha funny stuff i like it haha

  • @theycallmechili xD thats great. that guys a genius. xD

  • can anyone translate

  • All you need to know:

    Masturbato, capisci?

  • what is so hard to understand here :))))))))))))