GERMAN LAZYVLOG! (SPRECHEN SIE DEUTSCH!)

[Iamamaz3d]

I SNEEZED AND I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT HE SAID >:O

[andythecandyman1]

Dien es valasodos suck on mah weena

[entryx3]

i´m laughing so hard xD

your german is so fucking cool, but otherwise it´s just crappy, but cool yeah...^^

[dersertramob]

Hahahahahaha GOD DAMN this is so f*cking funny if you actually speak german :DDDDD

[MrMasterFloh]

Dein deutsch ist garnicht so schlecht :)

[z0mbeyzock2]

soo fucking cool XD!!!

[PrinzEisenschmerz]

"Kommentar in bestem deutsch" ;)

[lawlieto1]

Toby war das beste video in diesem kanal das BESTEEE

[DrBob66]

i am going to learn german so i can understand what toby is saying in this vlog :D

[RKshamrock]

"Hello! Ich bein Toby!" Hahaha!

[hamsterfreak666]

Also auch wenn es sich für uns Deutsche eeecht geil anhört muss man sagen dass er eigentlich echt gut Deutsch kann :DD

[dreghorn007]

you're even funny in german.... i dont speak a word of german

[PolishedRice]

I wouldn't mind being his neighbour.

[Chreeq]

Hahaha, this is genuine! I love it! Even though your german is pretty racist.. =D

btw. "Bless your face" is "Segne dein Gesicht" and makes absolutely no sense in german.

Anywho..

[NorwegianViking21]

HE SHOULD MAKE A NORWEGIAN ONE

[haakonwale]

Is he talking real german or is he just rambling german-ish words?

[TheNerdComedy]

@haakonwale something is just hibberish but the rest is understandable for germans

[fatcatsaftereating]

@haakonwale That's real German hahha. It's not very correct, but it's German.

Source: I live in Germany.

[AnGuSf4A]

@haakonwale he's really talking german, but not really good :D

[TristanMillerful]

ok, how many of you used Google Translate to type out your comments...?

[WoWPwnCraft]

The more I think about his grammar, the less sense it makes

[natedogtexas19]

GERMAN TOBY IS ALIVE

[thecoolguy010]

I don't know a word of German lol

[guenhwyv]

Ich have es alles versteht! Ach, ich bin so froh. :) Vielen Dank Toby fur ein wunderbares vlog!

[dodger188]

ich sprechen keine gut deutch. ich nicht verstehen was du sprechen!

[fatcatsaftereating]

@dodger188 *Ich spreche kein gutes Deutsch, ich verstehe nicht was du sagst.

[tgod5565]

meine heute sind so gut weil du konnen deutch sprachen!!

[fatcatsaftereating]

@tgod5565 *Mein Tag ist so gut weil du Deutsch kannst.

[tgod5565]

ICH KENNE ALLES!! :)



[Fullmoonrider1]

 haelfte der leute die dieses video gucken haben keine ahnung

[TheSunsetter666]

ommggg freakin awesome, did not know that =D is ja geil, koennteste oefter mal machen oda? ^^ muss schon sagen respekt... oda respect... funktioniert beides =P

[Cromekh]

Yeah. How long did you speak this language? I mean, am as bad in english as youre in german. And, nectarine is called Nectarine too.

[MrMafioso96]

I am from germany and i love it when americans speek german ;D it hears so sympatic! Pleas do it again in one of your lets play PLEAS!

[NiceOneSir]

Mit Abstand der beste Vlog von Toby! :D

[MyChemicalPanic24]

I actually understood all of that...

[shinymanish]

toby sounds like medic from tf2 0-0 yurgahlugadurgen

[Lizardo25312]

he curst like 4 times in german!!!! thank you erik for teaching me that word!!!

[MusicHeart90]

Dududududududududuuu abonnieren!

[leonmaechler]

Das war sehr amüsant, könntest du noch einen zweiten teil machen???

[budbuddingdingMUSE]

Never thought I'd say it but... THANK YOU SCHOOL FOR 3 OF THE MOST MISERABLE YEARS OF MY LIFE LEARNING GERMAN SO I CAN UNDERSTAND WHAT TOBY SAYS XD

[LnknPrk145]

ich liebe das Video :)

du bist toll, ich kenne nicht viele Briten die Deutsch können :)

[tommykoopmans]

Uhm, Say whaaaaat?

[KatieeCodyy]

ICH LIEBE DICH :3

[doglover7890]

@Gerichan1 Nice googling skills (Hence the O with the dots on the top) Impressive.

[doglover7890]

Wo hat er Deutsch lernen? Das ist erstaunlich! Great Job, Toby! :D

[doglover7890]

HE IS A GOD!

[yohoshimoto]

??

[greenhoodyman95]

I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON!!!!!

[RhynoFilms]

Nice! Now all you have to do is a lazyvlog in the dragon language from skyrim!

[lenua]

Das BOOOP!!! :D

[MarcelZager]

Where did you lern german?

[45kingjulien]

einleitung von dunkelheit dann rotheit dann weißheit einfach klasse (only awesome)

und die stimme so der hammer wenn er deutsch redet thanks toby!

[lenua]

So unglaublich geil!!! Vorallem Schluss von Dunkelheit dann Rotheit dann Weißheit!!!! ♥ Toby ist der beste!!! :D ♥ lustig wie seine Stimme sich anhört, ganz anders! :D

[AnGuSf4A]

Alter wtf, Toby bitte immer auf deutsch xD Hab ich mich weggehaun! Und ohne scheiss, bis auf ein paar Artikel war es echt gut :)

[Biaaberry]

Alter ist das geil :D Vorallem die Tags: german language speak speaking learn dummkopf.. :'D

[raphas13]

I wanna learn german... To bad he's too lazy to put captions :/

[FunnyVids2210]

DAS BOOOOOOOOP!!!!!!!

[freidiable]

funniest vlog i've seen so far! dunkelheit, dann rotheit, dann weißheit ?! awesomesauce.

[HARRY24]

bitte mehr davon!!!!

[MrHeadshotPG]

you are so bad at this.

[Sutsamadori20]

Best vid ever! Ich wusste nicht, das du so gut Englisch sprechen kannst!

Dunkelheit, dann Rotheit, dann Weißheit :D i loled so hard xD

[Kevblack1998]

The best and funniest Vlog you ever made

:D

[Kevblack1998]

Soo, soo geil :)

[revanskywalker]

that was so funny haha :D

Greetings aus Deutschland!

[Tiggi1990]

HAHAHA THAT IS SO AWESOME!!! :D

[konda020946]

quite good (you not beeing a native speaker is hardly hearable(no im joking the accent is horrible)) but quite a good job deutsch ist eine schwierige sprache

[MultiEistee123]

bist du eine nectarine gegessen ne ich bin eine necterine XD thats awesome shit

[Stacklucker]

Yes, finally! GERBUSCUS!!!

[MrMezo47]

ich habe a schule xD

[N00kyn]

dann .... DAS booop !

haha... zu geil :D 

[poohbear199712]

no doubt at 0:34 hes talking about an airplane

[C1CONRAD]

He can speak german!?

[MrFreek99]

schluss mit dunkelheit an rotheit an weissheit. xDD

junge der spruch geht ab. xDD

[Xoranes]

Klingt einwenige wie der Medic aus Tf2 :D

[comanderevil]

YAY! german tobuscus :D

[XevilxBrolyX]

Hahaha Ich kann nicht mehr xDDD

so ein geiles Video! XD

you speak good german! :D

[TheLP1994]

I'm from Austria (not Australia) and I guess you mean: "segne dein Gesicht" ;))

[Zombiepowned]

DAFUQ?

[meegul304]

I should probably learn this language.... Then I might be able to communicate with my cousins from Salzburg.

[Kearnser97]

this how i study 4 german

[Runemix]

I'm native german,You speak very good german, for an american. Haha

[FirstMinecraftGirl]

yay im from germany xD haha so awesome x) i already laughed so hard in the terraria episode where u said something about a diskothek  x3

yay, ich komm aus deutschland xD haha so geil x) war schon hammer wie du bei terraria irgendwas von ner diskothek geredet hast x3

[amyrose9988]

Im Part GERMAN!! But Im Not Very Good At Speaking It!

[amyrose9988]

Im Part GERMAN!! But Im Not Very Good At Speaking It!

[RobinsonBecca]

Dear Toby

Du bist spitze Ich möchte dass du mein Bruder sein ich möchte Ihnen eines Tages treffen und wenn Sie meinen vlogs später tun Sie dies bitte aber sie werden nicht gepostet

~Becca~

[RobinsonBecca]

thumbs up if you know all of what he just said.

[Cheybuscus]

I don't think I have ever heard a Lazy Vlog where he sounded so gay xD He is still very masculine though, so it works(:

[LeanneEchelonLeto]

He sounds so angry that he's gonna explode... XD

[MrDingesjadieja]

DUTCH

[hesaidscrew]

have you ever been yelled at and not understood why? well this..this is one of those times...

[3n3rgy90]

haha zu geil, danke.

[MugiwaraProduction]

@QuaiBnW hat recht ! Du bist jetzt viel cooler! :DDD

Ich liebe deinen Akzent so sehr! :D

@QuaiBnW is right! You're much cooler now! :DDD

I love your accent so sehr ! :D

i want a tshirt to my 18th birthday! (28th.march)

[QuaiBnW]

DAS WAR SOO WITZIG! TOBY DU BIST JETZT 20% COOLER!

THAT WAS SOO FUNNY! TOBY YOU ARE KNOW 20% COOLER!

[Hnianrau]

nicht schlecht :)

[gilbertwilleatyou]

Sehr witzig Deutsch!

[TheSaphireStar6]

Dear Toby I'm guessing u used google translator didn't you?

[SarahSlager1]

Now please make a LazyVlog in Dutch!

[GintaChaan]

your german is not the yellow from the egg, toby

[oOminecraftmanOo]

Lol

[bkat256]

Das BOOP YA!

[budbuddingdingMUSE]

@bkat256 ja*

[Gerichan1]

hahaha ich kann nicht aufhören zu lachen, so oft ich das vid auch schaue xD

Find ich toll, dass er so ein deutsches video gemacht hat ;D

[DaInaneness]

@Gerichan1 Da hast du Recht! ;D

[EUGENKECK]

Oh mann... Mein Traum ist wahr geworden!

[landonfade]

Meine Träume sind wahr : ER KANN DEUTSCH <3

[Davidov41]

ooo and scheiße means shit if you didnt know this



[Davidov41]

Omg please stop please i didnt hate you But pleas STOP

[MySwissMilk]

ich liebe dieses Video :D

[xXxKlutz101xXx]

Can he get any cuter? Apparently..

[FoxxyDerp]

I'm in German 3 at my school and I understand everything!

[mskrazykai]

Oh mein Gott ich harte Kern lachte dazu. Haben eine ganze Video in Ihrem schottischen Akzent!

[mrmcmoneymops]

This is freaking awesome, make every CuteWinFail in german!

[stgmefly]

lol thats awesome! xD

[IKkEAnVB]

I feel smart now ;) hahaha just because I live in Belgium and I learn all those languages at school :D I understand everything perfectly ;)

[Svenu2]

@IKkEAnVB We in Switzerland learn English, German, French, Italian, Spanish, Latin and Swiss-German (as our first language) :P

But I'd like to learn your language, or Dutch :/

[IKkEAnVB]

@Svenu2 WOw nice!! you learn all of them At the same tIme? wow Respect :) I thought we learned a lot; we only have french, english, german, (latin and (old)greek if you want to :p ) and (first language:) Dutch. If we want to learn Italian or Spanish we have to learn them after school ... Or just go to the European School! ... duh hahaha (They gave me the idea that you can learn every language you want there) :p

Greetings, from Belgium haha :P

[Svenu2]

@IKkEAnVB Well, we don't learn the language till we can speak every single word and so on, but we know how it would be^^

And clearly it depends on wich school you're at (how big and how good). But I guess I'll never have the chance to learn Dutch :( ;)

[IKkEAnVB]

@Svenu2 Dutch is interesting, but it's not verry usefull :) (except if you move to Flanders or the Netherlands) I wouldn't learn Dutch, it's too much of an efford with not much of a reward. because you have to go search for people who can speak Dutch if you want to use you skills ;) and besides, most of them would be able to help you if you speak French (or English) ... conclusion: don't learn Dutch, you gain nothing with it :D ... haha, but I think it's really cool when people try

[Svenu2]

@IKkEAnVB My favorite kind of music is Hardcore. Hardcore comes from Holland, so I'd have enough people to talk with ;)

But if I really want to, I have to take some extra hours. I hope I can find the time to do it :D

[TheNapsterpvp]

Ich wollen eine freaking t-shirt toby !!

[MsEmmse]

How dos he speak german? That's freaking hard!! And hes amerikan!

[CatcheroftheDawn]

@MsEmmse

Because he's well edufulkated!! XD

[LawlThomas]

Palm trees! Forever palmtreeless

[Prami4]

if you spell weiß (white) as weißheit it means wisdom

and you said wilst du eine nectarine gegessen nein ich bin eine means do you want to ATE a nectarine no I AM ONE ^^ but your prettyy good at speaking german

[currahee1943]

I am so happy that I can understand what he's sayign :)

[AnoriEnvarius]

Ich liebe dich, Toby!

[fennek152]

i watched much of u dude and i liked it so far but now iam impressed to hell and back. iam german and my english sucks ballz and if i had have to speak that fast as u always do and would try it in english u wouldnt understand a shit. BUT i cant remember burning calories by speakin german ;) and and dammit when u speak german it sounds so manly!! well done xDD

[envoiret]

and now a dutch vlog

[IKkEAnVB]

@envoiret Yeah! I agree! xD

[Florian007Flash]

Are you on LSD??? BTW your german is Good :D

[TheDarkForest1]

Toby is really good at speaking German.

[metalligeek093]

Wait, was this all really in German? I always thought he just put on a German accent and said nonsense that sounded like German. Lol.

[Randomsauce77]

@metalligeek093 That's actual German.

[Caity100100]

WOAHHHHHH

[guinguette30]

You're so good dude, do it one in frensh please :D

[AgentVamp]

@guinguette30 french*

[mrbendbend]

0:48 XDDD best

[mrbendbend]

bless dein gesicht xD

[mrbendbend]

:D das ist eine apfel eine todes apflel

[15stardust]

OMG this is AWESOME.... the best lazyvlog ever :))

[acrobaticHipo]

What the hell ????.........

[jasom38]

the pronunciation was butchered man... but underatand, Ich bin Jason, und Ich libsling jungen ist du, HA

[Cbeckzter]

Jedentag brauche ich Deutsch Toby.

[TraxxOfRain]

I speak very little German... but it's fun to pick out the words I do know. xD

[MLGBIGPAPA]

Ich spiele kein Tennis.

[CharliePS3]

came back here after yor anus. loving german toby

[flyingpaper01]

thank god i speak german

[Rexaros]

I am going to freak out of joy if he makes a vlog on Bulgarian, I'm from Bulgaria

[Rexaros]

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW THIS IS FULL OF EPICOSOTHY. I DIDN'T KNOW TOBY COULD SPEAK GERMAN.

[Gameman5000]

Gar nicht mal so schlecht, @Tobyturner !^^ Hast du Deutschlektionen genommen? Grüsse aus der (deutschsprachigen) Schweiz

[legarageraj]

HA! I took German in high school too...Germans don't like when I talk at them very much

[havefiesta101]

DAS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!

[lulu91318]

ach du meine guete toby! du kannst wirklich gutes deutsch...dass ist ja super! ich hoffe das du bald mehr deutsche filme machst, du bist ja sooooooooo lustig! du bringst mir immer zum lachen! haha ich moechte gerne ein T-shirt haben! Tschuess! Nach wiedersehen!

-viele gruesse aus New Jersey ;)

[octocurly]

lol video is video in german toby.

[NyuMoon]

sounds so funny when you come from germany xD

[Kleineralsdulil]

Sneeze is in German Niesen

[stopmotionmaker217]

So wait why didn't Steven bleep out the swear word? Forgive me my German is not so good. xD

[nemesis00724]

That das boob gets me every time but boops are mannly so I think it would be der boop

[TrollFaceJer]

@Greekyoutubification what age are you? 12?

only a kid or a very retarded racist speaks like that!

Whatever Hitler did happened long ago and the Germans don't even like it!

Do you think Germans are nazis? I don't get how u can be so racist!

You know what... I would love to spit in your face you dirty little piece of shit

[DatBossTV]

TOBY! I DARE YOU TO MAKE A LAZY VLOG IN ARABIC!!!!! PLSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!! :DDDDD

[NuggetPirate]

@Tobyturner Try to do a Danish LazyVlog!!

Danish is one of the most hardest languages to learn!

[gameguy10987]

@NuggetPirate but Croatian is even harder,haha,and I know it(and by it,I mean Croatian)

[TheBLAIRgie]

I WANNA T-SHIRT!!!! P.s. your german accent is beautiful ;)

[RiotClaims]

machen Sie mehr Videos wie diese!!!

[Skyshards]

Mist ich habe während der letzten 30 sekunden geniest!

[manuel199364]

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