Family Guy- The Stork

[MrCisnet12]

if u press 2 she said dork

[LittleMimis1019]

Press 7 repeatedly and it sounds lik the stork said: "bake the baby"

[xPinocchio365]

Me n u r gonna make the baby:)

[kamikazeh10]

Press 2 repeatedly to hear a word that defines the 43 dislikes of the video!

[SKILLEZareH4NDY]

At start it sound like stuie is saying bum fun

[LINK8986]

Rape: think of it as surprise sex!

[123BabyVal]

If babies are made by the stork....then what the fuck are we learning in health class?

[SteveSabbai]

...this is how Flamingos are made...

[needsomePYTfromMJJ]

Stork Walking:HATERS GONNA HATE!!!!! lulz

[ohmyagod4]

Remember kids, it's not rape if you enjoy it.

(The More You Know)

[daisyhinojosa23]

lol and the window's all open

[UltimateBonerman]

Beta Hailey?

[prissy096]

NO WONDER I BELIEVE I CAN FLY!

[nsegari11]

Wonder where the beak went.....

[Fsk1125]

....then she lay eggs

[MrJerrythedinosaur]

whats the song called at the end

[darius697HD]

@MrJerrythedinosaur Its not a song just a short audio clip

[pipette743]

The strut says it all.

[daisyhinojosa23]

@pipette743 i know huh lol

[soccerdreamlolz]

thats so not what i was taught....so the stork makes the kid too...no wonder why i see feathers in my bed every morning..

[Chelsea7246]

Thats hot :P

[joemchang]

That stork is my brother btw

[numb4z]

they hired that guy with the golden voice to play the stork

[IronNinja3]

I need to try that sometime

[gabbylovesBTR]

Lol

[Izjoe98]

Love the wallk

[gardarthor11]

That stork has an epic voice !

[Ektherion00]

I wonder what radio station that was...

[BaltazarSantiaqo]

In Soviet Russia, storks bring the parents to the baby.

[Smits411]

Well played Stork, well played.

[ProdiG28ROX]

i died when he did the walk!

[Doum92]

Swag, swag everywhere.

[elmocat12]

Giggity

[Parandar514]

Wow ! Didnt know that barry white was reborned...

[Xbigben4]

Lol

[xXsaydieblueeyesXx]

:O woah mindblow

[chocolatebeags]

i kinda wanna know what song that is

[enchy18]

bet it was quagmire in a suit

[Teenterror983]

*drool*

[shivankit32]

haha..Lolz...Sweety U nd I are Gonn make d baby!

[BizarreMonkeyCorp]

No wonder humans are so retarded, they were bred with a women and a brainless feathery asshole.

Oh snap?

[GaaaDing]

Barry White?!

[skywolfe94]

uhhh beastillty much?????? Birds dont even have a penis!!! Family guy could be a little smarter. i got the joke just wasnt funny

[nmisa]

Is that the voice of Micheal Clark Duncan? o_O

[Lukas60234]

@nmisa Yes

[haltopen12]

i wanna see them make that baby

[ChocolateHoneycomb]

This doesn't make any sense because birds don't make babies that way.

[Spawn665218]

@ChocolateHoneycomb joke flew right over your head bud

[ChocolateHoneycomb]

@Spawn665218 No it didn't. The joke is, they're going to have sex, and have the baby. Which is pretty gross. But anyway it doesn't make any sense because birds lay eggs and are unable to have sex, especially males.

[Berniebud]

@ChocolateHoneycomb Birds don't speak English either. You're putting too much thought into this. It's a joke, it's not supposed to be biologically accurate.

Also, "Sex is pretty gross", What are you? Twelve?

[TheCrazyTurtleClub]

I love how she keeps a straight face during is sexy walk.

[R8dRLegendKilla]

DAMN NATURE YOU SEXY

[piedtoaster]

all the dislikers are girl who didn't meet the stork

[Densegrandeduvan]

I like the storks deep voice lol.

[DJdas0]

@milanisboss masters gonna bate

[milanisboss]

@markit39 Haters gonna hate

[sammmmm63]

Classic family guy

[mandunya]

100 thumbs up I am gonna do this to my girl friend.

[ShuffleKingzcorp]

weird how she has porno music preseted on her clock..hahahaha

[markit39]

the walk at the end gets me....

[Sony90210]

SWAG.

[BlackLegion1262]

So THAT'S how Quagmire was born

[friggafresh]

homfrum

[TheBulletBoyuk]

thumbs up if your just randomly looking at family clips.

[theboomandbang1]

Sexiest male voice.

[dreamcaster4eva2011]

Red Light District ftw.

[christhel3monhead]

Does that mean I can fly!!!!!!!!! :p

[soulofthenorth]

I wish my voice was that deep!

[TheSimsonizer123456]

Quagmire Has Some Compettion XD

[EnriqueGesta]

Look on google: ADO Den Haag logo!

Another stork!

[CumtasticClimax]

lmao 69 likes ^

[STbattlefront]

Hahahahaha

[trumpetfruzia]

I want that voice

[HIMYNAMEISEVAN]

does anyone know the name of that song? 

[TriqehElite]

His voice blew my speakers up

[MAnnaconduit1]

wow another clip about bestiality, I wonder if Seth is trying to tell us something about himself.

[9kayos]

I KNEW IT!!!!!

[8DSAM8D]

So... Does this mean I'm part STORK?!?! o:

[ball1nbynature]

michael clarke duncan voice

[sgtmjames]

Slap bass and mute guitar out of nowhere.

[TheDMartStudios]

Anybody notice that it should be you and I make the baby?

[AlexanderIsaacConan]

@TheDMartStudios I did... after I read your comment.

[Vatlol]

@TheDMartStudios Bad grammar stork, Herp-A-Derp....

[iEmmEmmVee]

@TheDMartStudios the thing is, he has a black man's voice so it doesn't matter

[RayGotTheJuice]

swag walk tho

[Evolutionofhell]

is that why i got a long beak and bidy lips?

[Dante7yagami]

Quagmire vs The Stork. who will win???



[whitlockcodie]

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[max170892]

if i caught i stork trying to do this to my wife it'd be stuffed and roasted alive. i'd be like you ready for some almonds and bread and shit up your ass you pervy bird. GOD your gonna taste awesome, how often does someone get to eat a stork? Stork like mad crying while you say this lol

[ourlasteternaldays]

@max170892 Doubt it, you'd probably just join them in some kinky...2 men 1 women bestiality threesome....

[JusticeLoverGirl]

LMFAO

[KingKrabb999]

And then he went off to scare the crap out of some college kids.

[t1me2die1]

@trentandchristian ME!!!! :D

[kshyguy4321]

wel thats not even close u buy them at the baby shop dudddduuuuddudud (or make em )

[007chicken11]

I am trentandchristan

[trentandchristian]

anyone else watching random family guy videos

[tmpq1lzy]

@trentandchristian

no, I'm watching random family guy videos.

[OrcanLord]

@trentandchristian Yes. Why the fuck else would we be here?

[trentandchristian]

@OrcanLord i do it to show my friends the videos

[MrLZGamer]

furrys dream of this crap:)

[MrBk185]

lol he must love!!!!!! his job

[Berniebud]

@MrBk185 Exclamation points.

[EternalNightShade]

Dear lord, will everyone shut up about the top comment... I didn't write it, I dunno the person who did, but seriously, it's beating the crap out of a dead horse at this point, LET IT GO.

[Mcafree09]

Giggity

[PsychoticBlueFlames]

Like a baws

[thefenixfamily]

...giggidy...

[Airsoftkingdom500]

Who turned quagmire in to a stork

[93ImagineBreaker]

Why was this in circumcision suggestion

[99wildlife]

2 for "Dork!"

[EinsteinEMP826]

"wacka wacka, who wants to hear a funny-ass joke?"

[ColaPac]

That's not anytime true for example dads in Germany find their baby in a beer mug! 

[Jaxxxxi]

LOL 

[1994moviebuff]

anybody else recognize Keith David as the stork?? :D

[DemonicTrilogy]

@1994moviebuff If that's the case, close your eyes and imagine it's the Arbiter saying this.

[pokemonlova99]

"sweetie you and me are gonna make the baby"

[TheShadowSkull1]

Quagmire you got some rivalry 

[gohanguy22]

@TheShadowSkull1 who says it aint glen in disguise?

[TheShadowSkull1]

@gohanguy22 that what i was thinking but he never needs one to get laid

[Marinemauro]

@TheShadowSkull1 Nah that must be Quagmire disguised as a stork

[mysterymen85]

+==

[musicalkaratekid]

Stork: Animalistic version of Quagmire.

[Deoxysofshine2]

7 for bake the baby

[CaptainAlliance]

....whut

[draginofwar]

...daddy?...

[Berniebud]

@MyNameIsNicoleN Why did you post this? It doesn't work. It's just spam text. It can't hurt you.

[TrueToBeMe3010]

So my dad is a stork.. HOLY SHIZNITZZ I CAN FLY!!!! :3

[agentringer]

so all babies are caused by rape?

[OMGsexymichael]

O______o ummmm

[XIcexCubes]

And that children, is how babies are made.

[anfobomb]

i really want his voice and say what he says everytime a womens child is gone and she asks where her baby is. wouldnt that be great?

[JiNEtJaDe]

i foresaw this =w=

[PurpleDiceAngel]

Where's my baby?

Deep Voice* Sweety, you and me are gonna MAKE the baby.

(porno music comes on)

SWAG WALK

[CrayolaSquink]

@PurpleDiceAngel @sweet58441 It's not "porno music", so go choke on trees.

[soberchimera61]

@PurpleDiceAngel Thank goodness for people like you, I have short term memory loss and I can't remember the videos I just watched a few seconds ago.

[justaRandomhero]

@PurpleDiceAngel well done you just quoted everything in the video? do you want a fucking medal you inbred

[ZeldaFoxEars]

@PurpleDiceAngel That's the sound of the deaf people thanking that you quoted the ENTIRE video for them.

[EternalNightShade]

@ZeldaFoxEars PDA didn't quote the ENTIRE video, just the only part that matters. xD

[QuaqmiresDad]

@PurpleDiceAngel I'd titty stork that all night!



[ichundichundduunder]

@PurpleDiceAngel thank god you wrote that in the comments because i am blind and deaf.

[PurpleDiceAngel]

@ichundichundduunder LOLZ

[odslpx0284]

@PurpleDiceAngel omg thank you so much for recapping the video cuz i had no idea what happened

[MrZarewna]

@PurpleDiceAngel Thanks, I didn't want to watch the video anyway..

[vampiregirl777nl]

@MrZarewna You sir/madam, have just made my day.

[Ninjabanana19]

@PurpleDiceAngel Thanks for the subtitles.

[1983Jacko]

@PurpleDiceAngel Hey thanks for writing all that down, because we didn't just hear it a few seconds ago.

[aToysoldier]

@PurpleDiceAngel thanks, i am blind and with your help i know whats the video about

[jwarren672]

So my Dad isn't my real dad?

[Grandmasterluke100]

That kid would have the coolest dad. lol

[rsalem1993]

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[Candyapplegurl555]

no wonder why i'm growing feathers....

[TheKarate10]

@Candyapplegurl555 no.... just no....

[TheLe00000]

💩

[ELIdanIScool]

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[TheWannabepopo]

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[TheBilly0227]

Press 0

[WoodymanTHEJ]

Reminds me of that brilliant stork joke...

Daddy, where do babies come from?

The stork drops them down the chimney.

So who f*cks the stork?

[Timmyboy505]

his voice was so low my speakers blew up

[planetary109]

Press 2 for "dork" and press 7 for "Bake the baby"

[disturbedtheguytos]

Giddy XD

[MsFoxy66]

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[smoothrasin]

WOCKA WOCKA WOCKA Who wants to hear a funny ass joke?!  lol

[lovedone90]

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[Dharok4321]

That stork has an amazing voice

[TheRandomnessx7]

o.o So my father is a STORK!!!!........SWAG

[EEVEEwolf1]

Women:

Stork:

Me:

[PrincessKonohana]

wtf?!? XD

[Wiintendoh]

qqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqq

[TillmanCharm10]

:)

[kylerdude99]

😲

[SauceofEpic]



[flyingplane200]

😱

[hardyharhar40]

😨