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  • @ericL416 that's a guy

  • you should not say that,criss  i got some hobbies for you. go jump off the england bridge!

  • You're beautiful babyyy

  • oooohhhh im gonna try the shark feeding tank:D

  • Outta curiosity, is that your natural hair? If so how long did it take for you to grow it?

  • that chick is hot

  • @ericl416 u relize thats a guy right

  • youre a bitch

  • @crocorwilly erm first of all iam not a physco bitch Iam just sticking up for him and being nice which clearly u don't know any thing about. I stick up for people dosent mean that I am a physco!!! Secondly I dont need to marry a rich dude and take anything of his because I like making my own money and have my own stuff. I don't need to ever listen to ur crap cause that's all u ever talk stop messing with the wrong girl and get a life!!!!!!!

  • YOU ARE NOT MY HOBBY! I HATE YOU!!!! GO F@*$K YOURSELF!

  • how do you get your skin so soft looking? im very jealous of ur face :3

  • Ok I'm sorry, but I wasn't judging u at all, and if your going to just make a JUDGEMENT tht all people who watch ur bids have something against you, than thts ur prob

  • You sounded really demonic when recommending suicide...

  • u made us judges cuz u are posting videos on the internet showing what a idiot u are. so the only thing u can do is to close your channel or dont post videos anymore. thats the only thing u hav to do. its simple as that homo ;) im not hating or anything i just came across this video and wasted 3 minutes of my life + maybe 2 minutes of writing.

  • @crocowilly btw stop being so wide I don't really like chris but I didn't go on his video to be mean and bad mouth him I came on to see what he was saying cause I have respect for him!!!!! Show some pride and don't bad mouth people for no reason!!!

  • @crazybabeXxXx You didnt go on his video to be mean and bad mouth him.. But you go onto his videos and argue with old comments people left on his dumbass videos. Shut the fuck up Physcho bitch and go marry some rich dude and take 50 % of his stuff.

  • "its judgement day everyday" LOL

  • your awesome! that's all i've got to say lol :)

  • @corcorwilly Dude stop being such a troll. Lots of people find him entertaining, and some people just go on his videos and totally beat the shit out of him verbally. It doesn't make you any more straight if you make fun of a gay person. You can believe anything you want about gay people, but don't you dare come on here and diss him and call him an attention whore. I'm pretty sure everyone on youtube likes attention. Fuck off, and gtfo of his videos if you're so disgusted by him.

  • Girl or guy??

  • I watched 20 seconds of this.. how does his parents put up with this shit? By the way.. LEAVE SHANE DAWSON ALONNEEE D':

  • chris cocker, go fuck your self

  • UR NOT MY HOBBIE BUT ITS UR RESPONSIBILITY TO MAKE ME LAUGH AT U WEN IM HAVING A BAD DAY

  • ur so tru chris, ill agree with that forever

  • I am judge, jury and prison warden, let's go Christopher Crocker.....

  • I just came so hard.

  • ur a guy!!!!!

  • oh so ur telling someone to kill themselves now are you ? ur just jealous because shane is the third most subscribed person on youtube . get a life . u r such a hypocrite ! omg , ur always telling people not to do the stuff that you do in every video .

  • Ilove u chris bc ur funny im noyt gay and im not a lesbian either

  • He actually makes a cute girl.

  • try the name chris-tena, your allgood

  • u are one of the most douchiest guys ever. and if you were a girl (and ur not fooling anyone) you'd be one of the most self-centered bitch out there. u are not anyones hobbies so get a God damn life fag.

    ps

    nothing against gays, just against u.

  • Ok if ur telling us to do this then why the fuck dont u do that ur self dumbass

  • good lord you are so self centered!!!!!!! and if it make you feel any better... I CAN TELL YOUR A GUY!!

  • everyone knows who your talkin about.. he thought u were funny.. so he made a parody.. so go fuck yourself. everyone loves shane dawson..dont be mad cuz the only thing that even got you noticed was u makin a fool of yourself crying over a troubled popstar.. Jackass!

  • @hoesonfire everyone knows they've hung out and made videos since this..check the related videos you stupid petri dish born mistake.

  • Get a different attitude, moron!!!

  • what the hell get a life

  • how is a depressed, bitching confused guy with ugly stubble who fails to dress and look like a woman anybody's hobby?

    your head is up your own ass... along with a massive dildo

  • fag?

  • You should realize that by what you are stating, you are harassing every single one of your subscribers. Good luck on YouTube, see how long insulting your entire fan-base as well as haters.

  • Chris, look in your pants, do you see a penis? Yes? Well remember what gender you are. It's okay to be gay, it's not okay to be a complete fucking retard and act more annoying and stupid than a girl even would be.

  • It pains me to say that he's hotter than some of the girls I've met...

  • Under the ocean layer? Wow... it wasn't even funny how stupid that sentence was....

  • he looks like a girl!

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  • wait.. do you have a johnson? oh ..

  • haha do-do...

  • You look like Avril Lavine

    All those hobbies are something to do with killing yourself

    Gees your such a downer

  • wow.... everyone is a judge DUH.. did he just figure it out? xD

  • havent watched any videos of this dude for a while, i mean this chick, i mean this dude, i mean?

  • the sad thing is that this is atchually kinda true but u r a total DICK

  • you crazy

  • @NowImThatBitchOhYes or he's mentally damaged

  • gay fag

  • love that u made a video to the HATERS! love you chris!!!

  • I like you Chris :D

  • You should try being nice instead of of being a bitch on your man period

  • How do u "doo doo in judgement"?

  • ily chrissy.(((:

  • wow he used to look like a faggot now he just looks like a tranny

  • why are you in the closet??

  • Are you standing behind a window curtain? haahha

  • why is it so hard for u get a job hehehe

  • heeey u r the girl/boy ......who want people to leave brtiny aloooone !!!!

  • between the tongue twitch the screwing with the curtian behind you and the fact you had no clue what you were saying made me feel like my 8 year old cousin with add was wearing a blonde wig and two catapillers above his eyebrows. Not to mention you just told people you hope they go kill themselfs..................

  • it sounds like u need a life!

    stfu nobody likes u!

  • it sounds like "YOU NEED A HOBBY"

  • ur the best and i would never ever pass any judgement on u (=

  • the, the um duh duh the um uh uh the um duh

  • you know what you need a bitch slap you dont know any thing

  • Hey Chris. Im not sure if you noticed. But i think you were born with a penis..Just lettin u know. Adios

  • @corcorwilly hey, i'm not sure if you noticed, but there's a big stick up your ass. 

  • @xXexplodingfrogXx A stick is alot better then a vein throbbing fat cock you fucking faggot. Go spread your shit elsewhere

  • @corcorwilly No Fuckin Shit.. He Is Gay A Homosexual. SO WHAT!? He Is Amazinn. SHUT UR MOUTH!

  • @MrsBaileeMuppetpants ooohhhh thanks for letting me know.. i had no idea.... Dumbass.. Chris is a gay hater. Thats why he dresses up like an ugly woman. So technically hes ashamed to be gay. Props for being on Tosh.0 but he was making fun of him.

  • @corcorwilly LMFAO!

  • @corcorwilly Oh, silly! He was born with a penis! He knows that. He is transgendered.

  • @ClythiaMystica Lmao... thanks for letting me know. I couldnt sleep for days

  • @corcorwilly Listen bitch, dick or not, he can dress how he wants.

  • @ClythiaMystica That he can. But he should include a helmet with his wardrobe because its literally impossible for me to be the only one who would throw whatever I have in my car if i See him while driving down the road. So shut ur bitch ass up n go watch some more videos of guys taking it from behind and whining about it.

  • @corcorwilly get off the f'in video then-_____-

  • @maryjanesohigh Would love to.. Unfortunatley people like you get there anal cavities so sore and tore up that they feel it to be neccessary to write a comment in response to my statement. In that case i receive an email.. Wich brings me write back to tell you to go suck a wide but very short african male penis... That is all... Troll out

  • @corcorwilly Corcorwilly. Im not sure if you noticed. But I think you were born with an umbellical cord. Honestly should you stay that way?? Why the fuck does it matter if somebody wants to change?

  • @WhitedustART Listen bro.. im sensing some daddy issues. I understand what you are trying to say.. but it still made no sense. By all means everyone has the right to change and be who they want.. From a macho man.. to a little girl with a penis.. it doesnt matter.. But if you are going to make a little video.. (or hundreds) of you whining like a little school girl bitch. Your going to get comments that are not upbuilding. Go read a book

  • @corcorwilly Way to totally just Blot out any respect or notice of your opinion by litering it with insults as you have done.

  • @WhitedustART Listen brah.. If you are that butt hurt that someone doesnt like ur little crocker I think you need to get a hobby.

  • @corcorwilly you might not want to form opinions based on guesswork and assumption, im not writing this because you're bashing chris, im writing this because what you said is just plain ignorant.

  • @WhitedustART Assumption? Bro your retarded. Why are u so butt hurt that someone doesnt like ur crocker. I watched 2 vids a grip ago and he was whining like a little bitch. Im actually Amazed that people are so fuckin stupid that they support this dude. And its not because hes gay.. I have plenty of gay friends that are chill as fuck. People like you are the reason jersey shore and the real world have new seasons coming up.

  • @corcorwilly Apparently you didn't even read what I said -_- I plainly stated I wasn't aruging over the fact you were bashing Chris! I am not butthurt over that, Chris is a big boy and petty comments are below him. Im Aruging that you just waltz onto his videos and leave things that may be offensive, when you have an option to go to a different video and not comment something mean, you are CHOOSING to write things that may/may not be mean, so there you go.

  • @WhitedustART lmao... apparently your anal cavities are also so sore that you must respond... Therefore i receive an email wich brings me right back to this comment section. I couldnt even tell you what hes whining about in this vid. Therefore you are CHOOSING to write to me.. in which I respond... So technically its your fault..I would appreciate you not responding so i dont have to say anything about this ugly ass woman "wannabe". As for you i might suggest not getting so worked up..

  • @corcorwilly omfg have you never heard of a transgendered person?

  • @GraffitiMuncher Omfg No way! like what is that. LIke omfg. Have u ever gone to school?

  • @corcorwilly -.- he can't help that he was born a man on the outside, although he feels like a woman on the inside. why would he act this way if he had a choice? i mean, im sure he doesn't like being made fun of.

  • @GraffitiMuncher Your just failing all over the place. Thats why he has so many videos... Then videos in reply to the videos.. Then videos in reply to the comments on the videos. He likes The attention..

  • @corcorwilly Hahahaha. He doesn't look like he's fat, genius. Just because you're rollin' over it and can't see it doesn't mean he can't! Oh wait! I just made an assumption that you were fat there. Oh boy. Crucify me!

  • @limewirel320l So what you do is scroll down a few pages on chris crockers comments and put in ur 2 cents on a month old post. And it didnt even make sense. Enteraining life u must have

  • @limewirel320l Hahah. You threw your two cents in and I threw mine in. Deal with it!

  • @corcorwilly so does that mean he is obliged to act manly?

  • write it in a noval and see who gives a hell..

    luv u chris :P

  • I pick traffic for one hundred. Oh! Oh! But can I do the Golden Gate gig with a bungee cord cuz that would be awesome!

  • I -333333 u!!!!!!!!! Ur ah-mazing!

  • Luv ya, Chris:)

  • I LOOOOOOVE YOUUUU ;D

  • GO FUCK YOUR SELF DUDE I HOPE YOU DIE GO BURN IN HELL YOU FUCKING HOMOSEXUAL GO FUCK YOURSELF WITH YOUR VAGINA I HOPE THEY KILL YOU BY SHOWING YOU HOW THEY RAPE BRITNEY GO BURN IN HELL FAGGOT GO DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

  • @Pimpi1119 nice... hit puberty yet?

  • YOU'RE MAI HOBBY <3

  • I LOVE YOU CHRIS I GOT YO BACK HOMIE!

  • when he/she was a guy she was bullied now cause he/she got a sex change that he/she can be a bitch to everyone esle well FUCK U CHRIS CROCKER YOU WHERE UGLE AS A GUY AND YOUR STILL UGLY A S A GIRL. thanks for listening BIIIIIIIIITCH.

  • You are not anyone's hobby!!

  • UR A GUUUY

  • I dont think your a hobby, your just very awesome to watch. You really bring out the selflessness in people and I just appreciate it:)

  • People critical of this don't understand where Chris is coming from. He's got thousands of people trying to get his attention all the time, and when he doesn't give it, they get resentful and insult him, mostly out of being ignored or from spite. This was a clever response, funny, and shows he's a master of the YouTube video once again. He can just sit down and nail it!!! Can you?

  • are you a guy or a girl?

  • You judge people all the time. And it is kinda immature to tell someone to kill themselves. i'm not saying that calling you any names is mature, but you should really rise above the haters. Just let it go, you get so wond up over everyone. Dont let things bother you so much, it just creates drama.

  • :DDD I love you Chris!!! You tell them!!

    PS- your so pretty!

  • is that really a guy?...

  • Dude, seriously? Maybe write a draft or two of these before you record them. I won't tell.

  • Anyone who doesnt like Chris Crocker and watch his videos then DONT WATCH THEM!!!! It's mean to make fun of him because hes gay the only reason he made this video is to say dont judge me and if you do stop watching.. SO EVERYONE WHO IS RUDE AND JUDGMENTAL TO HIM SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Is this a girl or a boy??? Seems feminite...the name is Chris....the eye brows are really bushy...I'm confused. (They doo doo in judgement??)

  • hobyless people -> kill yourself.

    even if youre just doing this as a joke its neither funny nor approriate.

  • Chris, you are so funny, I love you!!! :D

  • wow! there's a lot more stupid people out there than i thought!! all of you that r bashing him, it's really very simple... dont watch the videos... what exactly is the point in being an ignorant hating asshole?! nobody gives a shit about your opinion but you... again very simple... if u dont like him then dont watch him... seriously, are you all that stupid?! what is this world coming to when dumbasses like you think that anyone would give a shit about what u think, except maybe ur mommy...

  • who said ur eny bodyz hobby?

  • shane > chris

    nuff said.

  • if you saw this kid in public, would you tell you girlfriend/wife/date to stay there, and go over and beat the shit out of him then continue with what you were doing?

    I know i would

  • your really annoying. why dont YOU go play in traffic. :D

  • Its funny how more than half of the people who watch Chris' videos call him names and shit and say hes not famous etc. Um, excuse me, YOU'RE MAKING HIM FAMOUS. Its sad that you have nothing better to do other than talk about him and his opinions in his videos. I understand that theres freedom of expression and speech but when you tell someone their wrong for expressing their opinion then that makes YOU wrong.

  • @J1FF13 still a prick though

  • @J1FF13 i couldn't agree more, I simply love Chris (i have my own reasons)

  • chris awesome so fuck you

  • STOP BEING MEAN TO FUCKING CHRIS YOU TWATUNTS. if you dont like him then dont look at his youtube videos ITS THAT EASY

  • @sweatpantsrulz113 exactually what i said on my video ''gay HATE on Youtube'' its a video response to Chris's Video :)

  • What does this have to do with judgement?

  • all of u people needa stop criticizing him... he makes sence in some sorts.... hes one of the smartest people on this planet... and reality check for u people who r prejudice against gays bis and trans,,, or even racist,,, the genration after u is about to change that so have fun thinkin all the hate ur doing is really makin an impact NOT! u need a reality check not him... he noes what reality is

  • You understand that you just wasted 3 min of my life basically telling me to go die ! Legit get a godamn life you gay as HOMO WHORE

  • @MyBella89 why did u watch the whole 3 minutes if you dont even like him? he's not like the best, but jesus- you know what, this is to everyone who really needs a life----

    IF YOU DON'T LIKE CHRIS CROCKER, DON'T WATCH!!!!! It's as simple as that!! And stop being homophobic. He's probably heard worse and he really doesn't care anymore.

  • i listen to me ha

  • did he just told me to kill me ?! LOL...i <3 chris XD

  • Dude, chris has a hobby where he ties a rope around his balls and jumps from a tree. LMAO! How about you go to those little places, especially the shark tank. They'll be like *SNIFF SNIFF* Fuck man! A fag!?! Are you guys serious?! I rather eat a real bitch instead of a fake one! Lol

  • how can you not laugh at yourself.

  • Attention seeking cunt say my name idgas u fucking homo

  • gosh all of u guys r fuking mean I LOVE U CHRIS CROCKER

  • @supagreencake shiiit. right?!

    theyre LAME

  • r u a boy or a girl? and also stfu

  • @imackenzie14 bitch obviously if you had think about it...its obviously a male stop being so fucking ignorant cunt

  • @MsIluvfood calllmmmm the fuckkk dowwwnnnn

  • I feel that without help, suicide will be playing a dominate role in this persons near future. 

  • haha if some dumbass actually does what he suggested. Chris my good sir, your going to prison. :]

  • omg i hate chris crocker

  • your the one judging us!!!!!!! F U!!!!!!!

  • That really mean!

  • You're the one with the camera in the face passing judgment. Your infuriating, provocative videos are no doubt meant to generate response, only you didn't get the response you hoped for. Now you are hypocritically calling people, who responded to your videos, judgmental, because you are simply left without the capacity to form a sensible retort. Don't be misguided, you aren't anybody's hobby. At best you are a psychological case study, mildly interesting but for no longer than a day.

  • @271207 amen great way to put it

  • what a dick

  • gosh you r mean some people have worse jobs than you now shut up to tell you the truth i DID like you because you called everyone 13 year old hoes now shut up before i slap u in the face

  • u r so fukn wierd this world isnt how u think it is dumb muther fucker you dont hafta get judged if u dont like it then shut the fuck up its not cute your nobodies hobbies exept faggots with no lifes so STOP MAKING VIDEOS im just trying to help u out

  • This is so fucked up its entertaining…

  • theres this hot place without a bridge where u will go when u die its called hell faggot

  • wow i swear what a dumbass btw u arent any1s hobby bitch shane dawson rocks

    BITCH

  • @nsnluver143 omfg shane dawson is funny as hell and chris cocker sucker is a faggot

  • let me get this straight. he...or "it" is bitching about being peoples "hobby". but at the end of the video, he directs the suicide comment towards people who dont make him their "hobby". You're a creature that cant even make up it's mind. youre just a living contradiction who keeps making these videos because you think people want to hear this crap. i watched this one because i thought i would get a good laugh at how pathetic you are, but after this i just feel pity for you.

  • Bwahahahhahhahah !! I love u <3 funny shit !

  • hahaha 1:15 haha soo true lmao :))

  • I LOVE CHRIS CROCKER!!!!....i just thought he deserved that

  • REALLY?! did u seriously just tell ppl to jump off a bridge and kill themselves? FUCK YOU. thats so messed up and i cant belive you had the balls... o wait, forgot u were a FAGGOT.... the nerve to say something like that online. >:(

  • I 'dodo' in judgement, big woop! Wanna fight about it! lol

  • Oh and honestly honey, you're basically telling people to commit suicide at the end. You do know you can go to jail for that right?

  • Why were you flicking your tonuge all around? You were reminding me of the guy from harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire who always flicked his tonuge like a snake.

  • hey guys you can all chill... shane and chris are friends. there are videos of them hanging out so calm the fuck down

  • @81salpal ohh im not pissed about that. im pissed about the end when hes all "jump off a bridge, get into a shark feeding tank." hes a fucking faggot homo loving asshole!!!! >:(

  • Long live Shane Dawson. Chris Crocker can go burn in hell for all that anyone cares.

  • Fuck Shane Dawson, Chris was in a movie, Shane wasn't. So fuck off gay boy.

  • @EA2153 shane is funny douchebag

  • @EA2153 fuck you

  • @agatika2662

    lol, people like you who get up every morning to watch shane dawson... u r doing nothing! he says absolutely nothing!

    chris is funny and unique, worth going on youtube, so FUCK YOU.