The State (fast food)

[canihaveacookieplzz]

CHICKEN SANDWICH CAAARL!!

lol

[jamiev5]

Excellent writing - The State rocks!

[andrewcarbo]

AND KEEP IT DOWN! WHOO!

[zpsh1212]

dude the video and audio are off sync, OCD kicking off xD

[MusicalGamingJokers]

oh my god its teh owner! XD

[HelloFade2]

I don't know about that, i mean he was nice and friendly to the customer, Just the co-worker he was being an ass to.

[scottbaino]

Nice retribution! Most good looking people at work don't do their job and have zero personality.

[zpsh1212]

Be specific you prick

[ImaginaryGirlfriend9]

he didn't pay for his sandwich.

[Asarelah]

I've had jobs like this.

And I was Carl.

[charliebenkart]

tis show is pwnsause

[gh3jglosser]

lmfao best show ever

[Ddrummer77]

OH MY GOD ITS THE OWNER! RUN!!!!!!!!!!

my new favorite line

[polistyrenejassband]

this is the best

[99centstore]

Oh, dude i really want a hamburger now. lolol

[gh3pro]

CHICKEN SANDWICH CARRRL!!

[TheBigAL42]

hahaha ...and keep it down!

[mycatchicken]

OH MY GOD ITS THE OWNER! RUN!!!!!

lol

[musicaddict247]

lol my friend saw this video and didnt find it funny...i thought it was hilarious

[goose1977]

why did he order his soda before his sandwich? meh

[CyberdyneTX]

Junior's going apeshit. Wheres his sunglasses?

[pballakid]

lol that sign in the back is great lol "service with a smile =D"

[WillMcCKill]

poor, poor carl

[jillyandambie101]

i love this show sooo much lmao

[NateDogg9858432]

0:27 chicken sandwitch carl !!!!!!!!

lmao

[NateDogg9858432]

never gets old

[bAnAnAphoneKiD]

friggin hilarious!!

poor carl (lol!!)

[TH4Tk001]

Steve deserved it..... XDD

[LoveLessSaixx2]

lmao xDD

[zer0skater234]

CHICKEN SANDWICH CARL!!!!! LoL

[zomgitsshelby]

I love The State! This sketch is one of my faves...beside Louie and Copy Shop

[aurules16]

oh shit the guy who wanted the food is from superbad!

[middlelinebacker51]

Yeah he's also on some of the messing with sasquatch commercials for Jack Links.

[Bugsy99]

and he's also a new regular on Reno 911. He's Frank Rizzo

[Bugsy99]

That Carl just doesn't learn, does he? He's such a horrible employee.

XD

[ANKENYHAWKS7]

with the puppy dog eyes

[duke4430]

guess what everyone the state season 1 is releasing on july 13th.finally thank god.

[88HHWPWW]

I just realized the guy yelling at carl is Junior from reno 911. I know alot of these guys from the state are on that show but he was a little harder to spot

[gulesh01]

Holy shit you're right!

[okpeoples]

yeah he doesn't have the mustache

[nick5400]

1:20 "You're pissing the customer off!"

[fusion66]

hey its jo lo truglio

[royalsfan4life]

OMG lololol

[MetallicGod07]

haha.

Isn't the guy in the suit the guy who plays Louie? xD

[ilikenothingtoo]

yes the owner is louie

[spaz219]

i wana dip my balls in it!!!

[bakoffpal123321]

hahaha

[bamfan151]

The customer is the guy in "Do you know a guy named jimmy?" In 'Superbad'

And the Teacher that tells Seth Rogen to leave the school in 'Pineapple Express'

Well at least it looks like him..lol

[TurdyMcSmutbags]

It is the same guy.

[dclem8]

it is.

[chuckyloves2200]

i watch all of these vids and they did have sum funny ass caracters like louie

[mlevinsky]

This show produced some funny ass actor and actresses haha

[chuckyloves2200]

this is funny

[MrBill82x]

When this show was on the air, I remember a skit with the cast singing some goofy song about "I smell/eat like an animal" - was that also on The State? I would love to see that skit again... it was pretty funny.

[dcsmooth]

The server at the counter is Deputy Junior, I love it!!!! You can see his eyes, wow!!

[JGUSMC7]

no Deputy Junior is Ben from the State. Not the other way around :P

[dillo]

Looks like Carl had a typical day at a Costco snack bar.

[curlytoes79]

I wish someone would upload the job interview sketch from the State..."DO YOU THINK I'M NICE??" lol

[JoeAdamJonas12]

if mr.welty watches this...kandyce said hi!

[Wrathchild72]

I wish someone had the skit with the boy and his grandmother in the clothing store. That was really funny.

[lvampira]

do you remember the one when one guy had an accident and he was in a coma for 2 min...and the world had change within those 2 min.

[Wrathchild72]

Yes, the guys wife remarried and the Martians conquered Earth and the guys parents died. That was a really good one.I also liked Hot Pursuits and Louie. This show kicked ass.

[Wrathchild72]

I miss this show. I used to watch it religiously.

[coolcatwbc]

lmao this was funny as hell

[firearmofmutiny]

Anyone have the Copy Shop skit? July 14th can't come soon enough!

[NapalmWeed]

the guy at the end that didn't want ketchup on his burger is the voice of the Warden from SUPERJAIL....and practically all the guys on here are now on RENO 911, i remember this show and VIVA VARIETY GO JOHNNY BLUEJEANS!!!!

VACANT LOT!!!!!

[kpugs7]

Congrats, that makes you special. You know, that you are one of the 10 million people that know this.

[NapalmWeed]

thanks you mind saying that without the sarcasm douchebag

[Jumperkballs]

JULY 14!!! DVD!!!

[vampgrl79]

FINALLY RIGHT?

[oracle19]

Finally, a DVD we can all dip our balls in.

[tabooman]

The state on DVD. I can't wait.

[bamfan151]

for sure!

[pwnageprata]

this is actually a very apt statement about the chain of command

[Kasigi03]

If anyone knows where to find the Bacon skit, let me know.

[lemonsawdust]

I have it. Ha ha ha.

[stitchmond3]

ahahahah forgot that last part - that muthafucka got hit w/ a blowdart..HAHA

[ThunderLizardsRule]

OH MY GOD!!! I remember this! My sister, brother, and I watched this. They show it right before Beavis & Butt-Head.

PLEASE don't take this out!

[clarkchargers97]

Yeah I remember that! Just like on some of my old betamax tapes of beavis & butthead the beginning is Louie in front of the birthday cake exclaiming... well, you know the GOLF balls LOL :-)

[sugarveins26]

I don't remember this skit!!

[Emmegash98]

aww poor carl;(

[theyear2102]

is that guy at counter the guy in superbad who brought Jonah hill and mike cera to the party?

[chunkyass69]

Thats him alright

[JerseySlugga85]

ya know the guy yelling at carl is travis jr from reno 911

[caseysull]

the guy screaming is Ben Garant, he plays Junior on Reno 911...

[uncleRory]

holy shit! i loved this program. right up there with kith!!

[qstendious]

They cut out the part before the customer walks in. He was asked to do a taste test on grape soda and he says he doesn't like grape soda.

[scottbaino]

Wish I could yell like that at all the pretty people at work.

[Antuan5757]

Carl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[gvsu12345]

Chicken sandwich Carl !

[Utoo411336]

I recorded this episode when i was 8 yrs old. I luv it! I miss the State

[KevinLSV8]

someone should post doug.... i'm outta here!!

[flyvibe71]

this 1 is 1 of my faqv's,but i really wish i could see the "sea monkey's" sketch.that 1 is sooo damn funny.

[vampgrl79]

It's on here. Good luck

[DeadAimX]

I wish I could eat at Burger Hut.

[crazyharrydirtylarry]

I dont know who MTV and Viacom hire to pull all the great State sketches off youtube and the Internet, but I hope someone puts herpes in your Cocaine !!!!! asshole?

[maximilian333]

totally. What good is it locked away in a vault?

[comfnumb82]

HEY CARL! GET OFF YOUR LAZY ASS AND GET THE MAN A GRAPE SODA FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!!!

god i miss the state

[almigi]

If I recall, the skit before this was The Nutcracker, In a Tiny Tiny Room, and the "linking skit" was the guy leaving the performance and walking to the fast food place.

[jli1112]

that was halarious

[xXxUGOTCAUGHTxXx]

buddieG420- i think we all know they are from reno 911. this is an old show 'we' all use to watch before they all got famous, and thats why we type 'the state' into the search bar.... to remember the good ol days when they were on 'the state'. :D

[buddieG420]

anyone notice these are the people from reno 911

[CircaMay85]

i loved this show when i was little

[myselfishfaze]

OMG LOL THIs is soooo funny! Good Job.

[GoblinXXX]

I worked at that place for THREE YEARS! =-o

[nyctivoe]

Oh man, I worked there, too, except it was a dentist's office.

[UFC02062]

Oh my God! It's the owner!

[zakzues]

I know how stressfull fast food is! I worked in it 1 day! and that was enough for me! Its very stressfull!

[LightsOutdnb]

you're pissing the customer off!!!

[88riddles]

The State was on Mtv back when I was in high school...my parents never understand what it was that I was laughing at so hard everytime I watched it! Thanks much for posting.

[vampgrl79]

Same here

[zrayburton]

one of the best sketches EVER!

[scottbaino]

"Get the man a grape soda, for cryin' out loud!"

LOL.

[jtoon69]

??????????

[jtoon69]

Is the customer the same guy that hits Jonah Hill with his car in superbad then takes them to the party

[JackMcKnight]

Yes.

[lrj1119]

Thanks for posting!!! Haven't seen this sketch since it originally aired on MTV back in the early '90's. My favorite line in the sketch barely got a laugh from the studio audience: "We wouldn't want him to DO HIS JOB!" My buddies and I were all around 19 or 20 when this came out and we used that line at constantly!

[firecloud134]

wow i used to love this show , that guy who yells also plays in reno 911 , so far i know 3 guys that play in reno 911 that are from the state

[SmokingFlip]

yeah all the state members had cameos in the reno movie (the different tattoo shops) and on the show

[Pagan72]

Jesus Carl.. get off your ass

[eviscero]

ROFL

CHICKEN SANDWICH CARRRRLL!

These guys were so far ahead of their time.

[scottbaino]

So funny. Clearly a case of power pride over younger good looking workers.

[southpark43]

Plus far2813 capitalized the MC in mc chris. Its always lower case.

[far2813]

Dude that's MC Chris!! HOLY Crap!

[southpark43]

Which one, the kid getting yelled at?

[far2813]

no, the guy in striped shirt, but it's not actually mc chris, its Joe Lo Truglio. they just look similar.

[southpark43]

Yeah I figured.

[bubba1287]

anybody else notice the poster behind the cashier that says service with a smile.

[scottbaino]

"Aw, paw w'il Carl, with the puppy dog eyes, who doesn't want to do his JOB!!"

LOL, I've wanted to say that to all the good looking people who are lazy!

[maTTv196]

I think it's "We wouldn't want him to do his job!"

[dbabygirl81]

does anybody have the one with the animal song..the entire episode? it was my favorite!

but ive always loved this particular sketch....CARRRRL!

[weareallanimals78]

No one on here has "I WANNA DIP MY BAAAAALLLLLLS IN IT!!!"

[jonnyveliky]

LOUIE was the king of Dip'n his balls in anything^^

[vmipiper]

Ah, how I miss this show...makes for some great random references, but as I get older, the more strange looks I get from people who just don't get it...

[HecubusRex]

OH MY GOD, IT'S THE OWNER!!!

One of thier best...

I also still find myself says "CARL! What the hell's wrong with you!" when I meet people named Carl. Very few get the reference.

[ediazatty]

hey thats junior from Reno 911

[RexNunc]

Lmao

[goodbyebluenick]

"CHICKEN SANDWICH, CARL!"

[nrioq]

I loved this sketch. To this day, I still feel a compulsion to yell at people named Carl.

Free the State!

[PunkorPuke]

such a great show,i really miss it.

[4threconmarine]

Poor Mr.Magina.

[haskel420]

officer JR..hahaha.. :P..

i loved the STATE

[Craigthepope]

Or Carson Daily?

[Craigthepope]

Is that Johnny Knox?

[MikeyChalupa]

That The State hasn't been released on DVD yet is a crime. Dammit MTV WE WANT THE STATE

[VooDooBri]

The freakin owner has a blow dart! Thats freakin awesome. I miss this show.

[Blah13lah]

He left without paying.

I was waiting for someone to shoot him!

[LadyHope78]

Best thing ever since Aeon Flux.....Just saw The Kids in the Hall live in NYC- was amazing -- found some people there that agreed that The State needs to get back together as well--even for a few live shows!!!!

[Alcairo02]

Where can I find the episode where that guy's screaming "I'm gonna dip my balls in it!"?

[vunashville98]

anyone know where I can see the "I wanna dip my balls in it" clip?

[blaklodge]

ps does anyone have BETTY'S USED CLOTHES STORE AND PANCAKE HOUSE

[blaklodge]

the best thing to come out of MTV period...when the owner just opens the door and looks at the camera HAHAHAHA

[blaklodge]

the best thing to come out of MTV period...when the owner just opens the door and looks at the camera HAHAHAHA

[lisky1974]

Poor Carl with the big puppy dog eyes...we wouldn't want him to DO HIS JOB!!!! You're pissing the customer off!!! lol!! I miss this show too.

[divinejudge1]

Can you upload the one where the POPE IS COMING. If you have it?

[Kidpoker25]

I miss this show.

[radioheadinc]

KEEP IT DOWN!

[nathantim]

jorge11206, are you freaking kidding?

THE STATE

best thing to ever come out of mtv next to beavis and butthead

[riverlove15]

"YOUR PISSING THE CUSTOMER OFF" haha too funny

[jfngjn]

ROFL! I remember the night I watched this with my best friend. Ended up with an asthma attack and had to go to the hospital!

[playingwiththedead]

Oh god I haven't seen this in years. I haven't laughed that hard since 1994. 5 stars!

[nathantim]

the state was prolly the best thing to ever come out of mtv, next to beavis and butthead

[jonnyveliky]

YOU'RE PISSING THE COSTUMER OFF!!!

AND KEEP IT DOWN!!!.....WHOOOO!!!!

I miss the 1990s.

[jorge11206]

what show is that

[ninjawizard0]

i have been saying have a burgerrific day to people for years and no one knows what im talking about.

[dbz144]

this is halarious

[FlixGrl]

I LOVED The State. Why is this show not on DVD??

[SlicKitty73]

It is. Look under Skits and Stickers.

[nathantim]

slickitty73:

Every sketch will remind you of another sketch that's been left out of this oh-so-short video. You've got "Monkey Torture", but where is the "Muppet Meat"?

If you're a fan of comedy, this is required viewing. But keep in mind that this just a small section of a greater work that will undoubtedly disappear forever.

where can i find ALL the eps?????

[SlicKitty73]

Oh, Muppet Meat is FANTASTIC! "Now show us...Far!" :D

I don't know where you can find them all. One day, maybe they'll be smart and put them all together on one disc.

[joebagadonuts2]

Chicken Sandwich.....CCAAARRRRLLLLL!!!­!!

Classic.

[movebich]

hahahaah!! YES!! i've been looking for this clip forever!!!!

[BishopAP]

I love how the owner comes in and just stands in the doorway seething. lol

[pooper7785]

this will always be my favorite skit, i laughed until i peed my pants

[saholben]

funniest..sketch...ever (from the state). Oh, it'll be removed soon (Viacom pricks)they all are.

[icecat69lawson]

Hilarious!

[comfnumb82]

this will always be my fav sketch

[saholben]

funniest...sketch..ever.......­