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  • Final Frontier has a Fan Dance.

  • to the 169 dislikers double dumbass on all of you !

  • Idk wuts wrong all you guys, I'm a hardcore trekkie and I liked nemesis

  • At 0:47, it would of been funny as hell if you included the "Little too much LDS" scene.

  • What? Nemesis is dreadful.

  • star trek first contact is my favourite and i didnt even grow up with star trek

  • Spock doesn't like Italian food because he's a vegetarian

  • @ECL28E so... actually he doesn't like any food at all...

  • fuk Dos Eqius. Even the Nerd has been corrupted

  • the commentator had me laughing when he spoke about The Voyage Home...the giant shit log with a disco ball floating under it...lmao!

  • amazing review, love these star trek reviews

  • KHAAAAAAAN!!

  • The link in your description is broken.

  • was that professor x in nemesis?

  • @shamsham1010 No, that's Captain Picard, but same actor.

  • I have to admit Trek 3 put me off the series. I suppose I watched them when young in the wrong order, I saw the motion picture which I found boring, then 3 which had funny moments but I just kept thinking 'this is so stupid and next generation is so much better'. Never really been a Shatner fan, although you gotta give him props obviously. Picard just seemed more like a real captain to me. Although I agree with Mr Plinkett, in the films he is a murdering psycho!

  • @BelatedCommiseration I thought 2 and 3 blended well with each other. i thought the 3rd movie brought a serious emotional element to the series...Kirk stealing the enterprise to rescue spocks body, his son was killed by the klingon warrior, and he had to destroy his beloved ship...Kirk was the best captain

  • @Originaljedi34 I have heard people say wrath of khan is the best one of the original franchise, but I haven't yet seen it. Seriously, after watching star trek 3 I just decided not to bother about the original cast at all and just watched next gen, then deep space nine before becoming a bit disenchanted by enterprise. Voyager was rubbish. I only occasionally saw the odd old trek on T.V. As I have grown older I have learned to appreciate their campyness more so maybe I should revist the films.

  • @Originaljedi34 Sorry, in last comment meant to say 4 put me off the series, although 3 was the begiining of the let down when they actually found spock, which made no sense.

  • All TNG movies ucked...

  • @jerrycodye I disagree, First Contact was one of the best in The Next Gen series movies

  • I love how all the star trek nerds and trolls come out of the woodwork to hate of this video and his opinions

  • In my book, Star Trek (TOS films) parts 2, 3 and 6 were the best films of them all. Second best included parts 4, 5 and least favorite was The Motion Picture.

  • @TonyShow82 I agree with you Tony. Im 34yrs old and i remember watching 2, 3, 4, and 6 all the time on showtime.

  • I've never really watched any of the movies and I'm not knowledgeable in StarTrek at all, but I think that scene with the punk and the music in the bus was pretty lame and not funny at all... : P

  • @MegaPhilX ... O_O Spock, we've got another hater. It's Vulcan grip time!

  • Everyone as already commented on how bad Nemesis is. I'd like to comment on how much I liked Insurrection.

  • i have to wholeheartedly disagree about nemesis. id rather eat the rotten asshole of a roadkill targ and wash it down with romulan ale than have to watch that pile of tribble shit again.

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  • Wow. He totally got the plot of IV wrong. But, okay.

    The Probe was not in the least bit hostile. The amplitude of it's transmissions was simply too powerful and that's what caused all the destruction. It continued to transmit because it didn't realize that the Humpback whales were extinct.

    I'm pretty sure they explained that in the actual movie.

  • nuclear wessels

  • 4:36 lost fans it's john locke

  • hell the first time i saw the punk on the bus scene i laughed my ass off.

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  • Funny story about the fourth movie. When Sulu and Co. were walking, you see Sulu look inside a window. According to George Takei, there was a dancer (or stripper, sorry, memory is hazy) who showed him her goods.

  • @GrilledMonkeyFat isn't he gay, though? Not much impression it would cause him.  ;)

  • JamesNintendoNerd....What makes The Voyage Home so good was the comedy that clearly overshadows any unlikely plot senario.

  • Okay i dont understand u. U Skip "Insurrection", which is PURE STAR TREK, and instead would watch NEMESIS, which is just stupid...and i started to like u... ;-)

  • @HansVier both are really bad.

  • @Valiant153 you LIKED Star Trek Generations?!

  • Its a rod with a volleyball!

  • @arm8200 I totally agree. The other series were not nearly as good as the original.

  • the franchise went downhill after IV. Star Trek V was a total nosedive.

  • My personal favorites:

    Wrath of Khan

    The Voyage Home

    The Undiscovered Country

    First Contact

    Sorry, AVGN but I think Generations and Nemesis both sucked.

  • @arm8200 what about final frontier?

  • @arm8200 what about final frontier? and search for spock?

  • @timberwolf84 It's been a while since I've seen the final frontier, but I really like the Search For Spock. I just forgot about it. I thought Christopher Loyd was awesome as Cmdr. Kruge, and the destruction of the Enterprise and David's death are among some of the most memorable moments in Trek history.

  • Wrath of Khan and Undiscovered Country , the best!, First Contact best TNG movie #3 of all time , The new movie, pure shit.

  • 165 people don't like Italian food.

  • I agreed with you until nemesis... well I never cared much for Generations but a lot of fans like it.

  • Save the whales!

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  • Star Trek IV was the best by far! 

  • Do you like Italian food? No

  • i thought star trek 5 wasnt so bad...but not nearly as good as the other 5

  • Probably the thing Generations is most infamous for is killing Kirk. Why it's infamous is that a bridge he's standing under collapses on him for no good reason.

  • Hello computer..... XD

  • Well a double dumbass on you!!

  • 1:44-2:00-and that children is why you never flip off a Vulcan....now open to chapter 4 and we will learn why Starfleet Captains have sex with green alien women.....

  • "Nemesis was another good one." (5:10) I don't even know what to say to that other than I strongly disagree. The villain does a terrible job of pursuing his goals, despite an imminent deadline. His main goal also don't make much sense. And he has an uber ship.

    There are 3 numerical rules for which films are good. Rule 1- multiples of 5 are really bad. Rule 2- the even films are the good ones. Rule 3- the odd films are only ok.

  • @stephenwh1987 Nemesis was an even film, it was number 10.

  • @JamesNintendoNerd Are you going to make a Star Trek 2009 Review?

  • ToS: Great movies, good show

    TNG: Great great show, bison shit slushie movies

  • These reviews are a really nice way of introducing Star Trek to someone who has never seen it before. I'd just say that James is a little to kind to the TNG movies. To quote AVGN, those movies were horse dump. Sure, First Contact was the best, but it still pretty much sucked .Generations sucked but it looked nice (I wish the TV show used similar lighting instead of the sterile even lighting. At least DS9 got that right.). He was spot on with INS. Nemesis looked the most like a movie, but sucked.

  • My Ranking from Worst to Best: Final Frontier Insurrection Nemesis Motion Picture Generations The Reboot Search For Spock Voyage Home Undiscovered Country First Contact Wrath of Khan
  • Nemesis!!!! You liked NEMESIS!!!!!!! I think you are spot on with the others... Just not that one.

  • @DawnHeart15 I think your on crack for not liking Nemesis.

  • @DawnHeart15 Nemesis was an awesome movie, entertaining, good effects, though a tad cheesy and some boring scenes, it has some entertaining moments that keep it watchable

  • @DawnHeart15 Nemesis???

  • @DawnHeart15 why o why do we have so many damn trolls in here, if he liked it thats his opinion. why do people get su excited about things like this? its only a movie!!!

  • jj abrams should be shot.If you liked the new movie you never liked st to begin with.The only reason hes doing the new one is CASH the same idiots that made fun of people for liking ST years ago think the new one is a kickass action flick.I'm sorry it's a fucking labotomy

  • Nemesis was the worst movie of ST! really, it's plot suck, full of idiots.

    idiots 1: the romulan council allows people to bring unidentified objects into the room?

    idiots 2: instead of just kidnapping Picard, Picard's clone waits until hes almost dead? just take him then cloak back. what's anyone gonna do.

    these are just two of the stupid plot scenes of Nemesis.

  • first contact was awesome

  • LOL if there was a video game avgn wold definately review it

  • 162 people are double dumbasses!

  • Hmm. Let me try to guess the themes of V-09.

    V-Kirk is god

    VI-Change

    Generations-exploitation

    First Contact-atonement

    Inssurection-budget

    Nemesis-explosions

    09-even more explosions

    But in all honesty, I like the 09 Trek, so the last one isn't my serious opinion in any way.

  • They are making another Star Trek movie in 2012! Which I feel is great because star trek 11 had a great new cast that I feel can take on the challenge. Plus j. j. Abrahms is directing again :D

  • "....and I say SCREW YOU, and I hope you are blue too....." HA!! MOST funniest with that "don't give a shit about society" type of dude on the bus with Kirk and Spock!!

  • Nemesis was another good one?  And you didn't know the remake? Reboot whatever, Star Trek 11. What kind of drugs are you on?

  • Do you like Italian food? No. Yes! No. Yes! No. No. Yes!

  • Actually if you watch Next Gen movie reviews my Mr. Plinkett of red letter media you'll quickly find out that although somewhat entertaining the next gen movies are kinda stupid.

  • Disagree the film's theme is 'lack of communication.' The examples you listed don't demonstrate a 'theme,' but plot devices designed to show the characters' arcs. The real (and obvious) theme here was the lasting effects of short-sightedness. Hunting whales was a metaphor for the unrestrained mining of earth's natural resources & the probe represents the consequences. The probe was made oblivious to the harm it was causing solely because Nimoy didn't want a true villain this time around.

  • It's totally a Hostess Yodel with a soccer ball attached.

  • This is a very GEEKY NERD forum.

  • He doesn't like Italian food because he doesn't eat meat.

  • @TheSanityProductions Ah! Very good point! I never thought of that...

  • As a throwback to when you said: 'what do they wanna talk about anyway', I'm thinking its like this: Whale: Hey ShitLog. ShitLog:Hey whale...guy Whale:ok, (mumbles) dumbass. ShitLog: Hey! I ain't no... no...no du... du....dumbass, I love you Jenny!!!!!. Whale:Ok than. ShitLog:Wanna know why I am called ShitLog? Whale:Suprise me? ShitLog:Because my dad had sex with a ShitTree. Whale:Thats messed up on so many levels. ShitLog:What'ch you talkin' bout Willis? Whale:Whos Willis? Silence.
  • if they have to go back to the future I think that doc brown should have been back

  • @goldengunuser Thats funny because the actor that played 'Doc Brown' In 'Back to the Future' played the villian in 'Star Trek 3:The Search For Spock', which was cool, great villian.

  • Nucular Vessles Clucliar wessles

  • well actually the crew has gone back in time several times before.." Assignment earth" "The city on the edge of forever" and "Tomorrow is yesterday" But never because of a log of shit lol great vid !

  • i wonder if shatner has ever acknowledged that his directorial turn on the series was pure shite

  • C'MON this was a well funny film, nimoy wrote it nuff said, sayin that u r well funny

  • They also break a time-line no-no by removing someone who was supposed to have a life in that time era.... and changing how transparent aluminum is made... etc., etc.

  • The New one kicked ass. End of story

  • @Ryan66772 you mispelled kicked...it should be spelled s....u.....c....k....e.....d

  • @brabon1 Oh fuck, we have a troll.

  • 1:51 Screw you! lol

  • The Shit Log. LMFAO

  • log of shit with a disco ball....

    Can't stop laughing at that one....

  • HOLY SHIT i thought u were kidding about the plot.... damn lol

  • The new one isn't a remake, it's a continuation. Spoke keeps living but ends up screwing up time. The movie just shows is the differences between the two universes.

  • Alien probe looked like a "log of shit with a discoball". That's classic & also very true. LOL

  • 1:15 ... i swear to god thats the nostalgia critic driving the cab!

  • @NESzebes But it looks and sounds nothing like him!

  • @NESzebes ROFL!!

  • Great review!! You should Definitely do a review of the Many Sliders Series..  I know you had to have watched Sliders!.. If you didn't,, you definitely missed out!!

  • My "Star Trek' List: 1 sucks 2 is great 3 is good 4 is great 5 is OK 6 is good 7 is my favorite 8 is great 9 is great 10 is good 11 is great Anyone who disagrees is a Communist!!! >:(
  • @JoinTheHive I agree 100%.

  • @JoinTheHive Glad I ain't a commy!

  • @JoinTheHive WHAT???????????

  • Star Trek 4 is my favorite to, but I always referred to the "log of shit" as the CIGAR. I mean come on it does look like one.

  • chekov on a naval ship during the cold war looking for nuclear objects Cool

  • nO OFFENSE but you really are use a lot was bad words

  • @SteamTrainz what are you fuckin illiterate?

  • 1:53

    WIN

  • First Contact and nemesis ARE BULLSHIT! Worst of all. Come on! I can't believe you dont't hate 'em too!

  • @numbers9to0 oh yes because GOD FORBID someone have a different opinion than you! everyone should think the same thoughts you do!

  • I agree. Star Trek 4 is one of the best and the funniest

  • Kirk: "double dumbass on you"

  • One thing I always thought was funny was durring the hospital escape when Checkoff raises his head and Kirk for some reason lowers it saying something weird. I should put the subtitles on during that scene. But it was a good funny scene and a lighter time during two darker movies. And I guess you can't go wrong with a shit log with a disco ball.

  • @AximusPrime81 He says "not now Pavel" being Checkovs first name.

  • "log of shit with a disco ball"

    ingenious.

    Did the song go after "screw you" something like "And I have your bluetooth!"? Mind you, this was in the mid-80s.

    My list of Trek movies:

    6, 4, 8, 2, 3, 10, 7, 5, 9, 1.

  • The main thing I remember about ST IV is the Mad Magazine spoof, since I used to buy that magazine at the time. It really highlighted the "black sheep" elements of the plot.

  • Did he ever get around to reviewing XI? I haven't seen that one.

  • @aperson22222 ye its on his webpage under movie reviews 2009-2010 just scroll down alittle

  • @aperson22222 he thought it was ok

  • BEAM ME UP BITCHES!!

  • NEMISIS BLEW CHUNKS!!!!

  • I hate Nemesis. THEY KILL DATA!!! And they don't resurrect him later as they did with spock. >:-(

  • @EduEnYT

    They would have revived Data too, if they had been given a chance to make another TNG movie. In fact, what do you think the whole B4 subplot was leading up to? Also, the official canon leading up to the Star Trek MMORPG does confirm that Data eventually recovers his mind in the B4 body.

  • @EduEnYT The guy who played Data himself wanted Data to be destroyed forever

  • @EduEnYT I thought that Data himself, Brent Spiner wanted Data killed off at the end because he was getting too old to convincingly play a supposedly ageless android.

  • @TMC1982Part2 That's right. Brent Spiner himself confirmed it in an online article/interview some time ago.

  • "Nemesis" was a piece of shit.

  • Nemesis is the worst one

  • I watched Wrath of Khan about a week ago and I just finished Search for Spock. I'm currently in the middle of Voyage home at the moment and so far I love it.

    I'd like to continue with these, but I have one question.  Should I skip Final Frontier?

    I was just scrolling through IMDB and apparently it's supposed to be horrible. I also noticed who directed it. Will it help with the plot of #6 and I should just sit through it? Or should I just skip it.

  • @xtlhogciao Look at it as a regular episode

    unless you havent seen the series

  • @xtlhogciao I'd say watch ST: V for the LOLs. It's not a good movie at all, but it does have some funny bits in it (both intentional and unintentional) that make it worth watching at least once---and it's really not quite as horrific a train wreck as many make it out to be. If you want to skip it though, ST: VI has nothing whatsoever to do with ST: V, and it's a grade-A picture that's WELL worth watching.

  • Double dumbass on you!

    YES!!!!!!!

    I love Star Trek! It is SOOOOOOO awesome!

    My top 3 are probably Wrath of Khan, First Contact, Voyage Home in that order. I have yet to see Generations, Final Frontier and The Undiscovered Country

  • Gah Nemesis was AWFUL!

  • the even numbered movies are the best,the odd numbered movies are boring especially insurrection. the 2009 movie is also boring.

  • Star Trek 5 is the worst. I really wanted to smash my head on something hard to forget all about it. II, III, and IV and without doubt the best. Your videos are really funny by the way. :)

  • great review....!!

  • YOU SAID BACK TO THE FUTURE

  • when are you going to do the review of the prequel? cos i love the prequel, but i have not whatched any original star trek

  • I tried the Vulcan nerve pinch, and it WORKED!

  • I always thought of the shit log as more of a giant Tootsie Roll with a crusty old Dum Dum stuck to it, but I think I like your fecal reference better.

  • the voyage home was always my favorite as a kid. the part with the obnoxious punk on the bus was my favorite scene :).

  • the last ST movie was plain awesome!

    nice effects, nice jokes (for the most part). the plot was a little confusing but you were able to understand it later in the movie. the action sequences were very nice and there is really a lot going on the screen.

    the characters fit the guys from TOS very nice and show a great performance. especially kirk and mccoy. spok looks like a pussy way more than needed, but its not that much of an issue.

    and a nice bonus: even non-trek-fans were able to enjoy it!

  • cool shitlog

  • eh, not the biggest fan of this one. It's okay, but it's nothing compared to the wrath of khan.

  • Nemesis is a "Good One"?!?!?!

    With that line you just destroyed every bit of credibility that your reviews had.

    Nemesis was God AWFUL and that is why they had to reboot the entire series.

  • by you saying its awful ,doesn't make you credible either

  • Was never that much of a fan of TOS (more of a TNG person) but I did like The Voyage Home since it broke the cliche Trek formula of crew vs. villain.

    And I LMFAO at the log of shit with the discoball.

    ST: First Contact is the best Trek movie hands down as well as the most successful Trek movie (until the new one). Nemesis was not a fitting end to TNG, hell even the cast say that.

    I enjoyed the new film however.

  • lol log of shit with a disco ball xD

  • This one is personally my favorite movie. I loved 2 and 3, and 2 is the best of the "trilogy". But the death of Spock in 2 and the death of the Enterprise in 3 turned me off when I was a little kid. I understand them now and they are great. But I LOVED 4 as a kid and I still do. It's light hearted and I've always loved Time Travel. It will always be #1 for me, even if 2 is actually the better movie.

  • whats a leonard nimoy

  • look as if they would rather have a mug. Watch this movie at Movie WATCHER . US

  • lol...Vulcan nerve pinch on the rude punker.

  • great review!

  • To be honest, I hated STIV. It was stupid, and pedantic. Though there is some comedy in it, it really feels odd with the whole thing. The plot is illogical as can possibly be; what could a bunch of whales impart to a society that made such a log of shit with the disco ball. ASS!

  • ha ha log of shit with a disco ball LOL

  • @RandomVidsK26 My mom (who is responsible or my Star Trek enthusiasm) called it "the space dildo". It even had a ball suspended under it!!! LMAO

  • he just uploaded the video in november!! the review was done before the new movie...you should look up things before talking bullshit ;-)

  • @hungarianbeast uh when I where will trolls go extinct :(

  • @theman2meet5 what? sorry grammar is not the best.

  • @hungarianbeast sorry (I) ← this looks wrong. Was suppose to be (and) o3o

  • he puts videos to youtube later the nhe mades them . first he puts to another site

  • WRATH OF KHAN SEARCH FOR SPOCK UNDISCOVERED COUNTRY GENERATIONS FIRST CONTACT THE VOYAGE HOME THE MOTION PICTURE INSURRECTION NEMESIS THE FINAL FRONTIER ...my best to least.
  • log of shit ^^

  • OMG James, I can't believe you said Nemesis was good D:

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