RAAAAAAAANDY - Randy Documentary - Part 2

[whorebucks]

the kid that got shot disliked this 25 times

[spartan1010101]

with 6 spins, laugh went up 20%, this man has got his shit going up by the percentage mothafuckas!!!

[julyown]

I'm gonna get my fuck on 2X lol

[julyown]

Next thing u know I got Penuts butter on my dickkkkkkkk... Lol fucking classic

[blackchrisp]

oh, so that's what carlos mencia does... he "upgrades" the jokes... -_-

[jersdave]

25 people had their sandwiches smacked into the trash

[magikalsound]

It's like daaaaamn, where'd all these cookies come from???

[N1GNEEDSAC1G]

FHBSDTMD. Been there, not fun

[ExKon3]

Aren't u supposed to hand in ur badge though

[IPrime123]

@ExKon3  he is RAAAAAAAANDY don't hand in shit :)

[poweronia]

@brock786 I think it's a joke about Cold Stone ice cream ... LOL

[kejuan1983]

24 ppl had to take shiiiiit!

[brandy76ferry]

'I actually do pay to do this.' hahahah

[Quiksilver326]

24 people were shot by RAAAAAAAANDY as a cop.

[tacodogk]

Yellow

[MrWorldwidedj]

best of azis ansari

[cheeseymenolikey]

laid pipe hahahahahahaha

[DonovanGoose]

u like that hat ....FUCK YOUR HAT

[benders235]

FHBSDTMD



[missreef2006]

I'M GONNA MAKIN YOU A SMOOOOOOOTHIE! A SMOOOOOOOOOOOTHIE! .....IT'S SIX SPINS AND LAUGHS WENT UP 20%!!!!!

[darklink1017]

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNDYY­YYYYY

[wssjxiv14]

23 people gotta take huge shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii­iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitt

[agent254422]

damn Randy is a dick xD

[flybywire09]

I went to high school with Aziz. Such a badass.

[Kickass1234567]

isnt this aziz ansari?

[MrWwefan15]

@Kickass1234567 yes.

[unpuercofeo]

@Kickass1234567 are you stupid?

[yeaps300]

That is one dedicated comedian 

[scurvypopo]

hes making fun of bad comics everyone realizes that right?

[galloe]

@scurvypopo Yeah, before I read this, the first thing that came to my mind was that he was Making fun of Dane Cook, lol.

[MrMJBuddz]

What happened to part 1 of this? I can't find it anymore.

[enice482]

23 dislikes all from Dane Cook

[joshwhalen17]

GIMME SOME MIIIIIIIILLLLLLK!

[LowLowSpinners]

''this is all my material about getting my dick sucked, this is my material about eating pussy right here is all my jewish material, 8 year olds i hooked up with''

LMAOO only aziz can come up with that shit!

[Morticide83]

@LowLowSpinners Asian girls he hooked up with, not 8 year olds.

[kumahawk]

Aziz Ansari suck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[sirberner12]

@crossofthesphinx i got peanut butter on my dick

[turtledomination]

i actually do pay... to d this.

[sirberner12]

I don't get this guy 

If I was 12 I might think that this shit was good, but I'm not so I don't

[StarlightMassacre]

@sirberner12

you're missing the joke.

he is Aziz Ansari not randy. its a whole act he puts on.

[sirberner12]

@StarlightMassacre its till not funny

[sirberner12]

@StarlightMassacre it's still not funny

[BigkKinny]

@sirberner12 He actually said he was doing this as "If Soulja Boy were to do comedy". Its an act, a character. Some of it isn't that funny though. But Aziz Ansari is hilarious

[TheAmazingEmilyy]

22 people had peanut butter on their dicks.

[DeadJ0ker27]

3:51 The cookie joke and why I came back to this vid.

[MrDrRaySir001]

lol he's sitting in his own house, laffing too his own jokes, watching his own stand ups..

[nadavilo]

gimme some miiiiiiiilk

[ThaKingOfSwagg2010]

FHBSDTMD. story of my life:( ha ha!

[carsen1234]

this niggas repetitive and annoying i only like " IM TWEAKING"

[TubbyTaters]

Fuck ur hat!

[Regset]

FHBSDTMD ..thats my new Acronym

[XxJOEYMANxX42]

FUCK YOUR HAT! AHHHHAHAHAHAHAAA!

[Cobain0925]

"I shot a kid by mistake" XD XD hahahahha

[RedrumSyndrum]

GET ME SOME MILLLLLLLK

[MRmcgunnerrsworth]

This guy is such a douchebag. How much you enjoy his comedy directly correlates to how retarded you are.

[kayjay1269]

@MRmcgunnerrsworth haha he's an aziz character son. take it easy

[TheOriginalNightHawk]

@MRmcgunnerrsworth RAAAAAAAAAANDY is a douche bag but Aziz Anzari is AMAZING for being such a nice guy and acting like a douche bag lol

THUMBS UP IF YOU LAUGHED 20% MORE WHEN HE DID THE SPIIIIIIIIIIIIN's!!!!

[trancebubble]

you do realize that this is just a mock preformance right? aziz ansari plays this character randy as a joke. -@MRmcgunnerrsworth

[nadavilo]

@MRmcgunnerrsworth im am can dumb but sometimes when i watch the smart then i can smart too also. then i eat a can the whole cheeseburger and watch it and again and again.

[ThomsonCory]

Lmfao fhbsdtmd!

[justinospyralos]

Lol I love that no one talks shit on Aziz. BC HEZ THE SHIT YO!!!!!!!!!

[rocktheflare]

FHBSDTMD

hahahahaha idiot!

[punjabitouch89]

No one really knows that RAAAAAAANDY is a curse word in hindi/urdu (sex related ofcourse, more like a whore)... haha bet you didn't know that!!!

[neena2013]

"I'm not going to take a shit ! I'm makin' you a smooooothie !"

[brock786]

what the hell could the joke about oreos on the dick possibly be?

[BigBen81]

@brock786 lol

[AreOhBee1020]

@brock786 cold stones

[myztikal88]

@brock786 I think having sex with a girl in a coldstone

[marx7555]

@brock786 probably the "ever notice how 1 cookie turns into 10 one" haha

[IbraCadabra005]

ever notice how ONE of your shitty jokes turns into TEN of your shitty jokes!? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Priceless!

[MsLove4allmusic]

ISN'T RANDY KEVIN G FROM MEAN GIRLS??!!!! is it him!??

[lulurules]

@MsLove4allmusic nope, that was Rajiv Surendra

[Zargon314]

YELLOW!

[bettybeefcake]

ain't gettin no more FREE raaaandy!!!!!

[bettybeefcake]

they need to start PAYIN me!!!!

[lebronsmyboy6]

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAndy

[soapman222]

I accidentaly shot a kid. It was messy.

[McAwesome54]

funny shit right here!



[cbizkit23]

My name is RAAAAAAAANDY with 8 A's

[msmindspeak]

Oreos on my dick.

[cloudman7777]

wow i like his filing cabinet of jokes haha

[LaColes]

Reminds me of UZIMON.

uzimon.bandcamp.com/

[mettalishpunk69]

thumbs up for RAAAAAAAANDY Dances Instructional Video!

[Vandal42]

Hey - I Like the Diss to Orny Adams - Awesome!!!

[fffffcccckkkk]

@Vandal42 Lol I was thinking the same thing!

[Stoopswag]

i hate the raaaaaaandy shit..

hes beter as himself

[15lezlie]

This shit is funny!!!!!! Lmfao

[DandiiFly]

"YOU SUCK, have you ever noticed that 1 of your shitty jokes end up at 10 of your shitty jokes!"

LMAOO

RAAAAAAAANDY :)

[mrcrazybadaze]

wasnt he in funny people?

[MrWwefan15]

@mrcrazybadaze yes/

[sharpdressedman360]

you know the name is Raaaaaaaandy with 8 a's

[scwong0]

FHBSDTMD hahaha

[PanimatePlox]

Did that guy have a charcoal beard? O.O

[tiannajalisa]

raaaaaaaandy is the shiiiiiit !!

[pingpongaffair]

Watch this video with Kesha's "Your love is my drug" playing over it, starting the song in the middle or near the end. It makes it soooooooo much better.

[jerryhello100]

Randy's the fuckin shit



[IAmSoTight1]

this guy is the biggest gimmick of all time.

you know when someone is really funny when all they have to do is stand there

and tell jokes.

aziz is decent but mediocre. he's like a mtv comedian.

[xEMOxISxOVERx]

@IAmSoTight1 No, Dane Cook is, lmao. And for the most part, he does kind of just stand there and tell jokes. he mainly moves around when he does his R. Kelly bit and when he does his Randy bit. I mean, he moves around a little bit here and there but that doesn't make his jokes any more funny. I think he's hilarious, but I have to agree: There are better comedians out there.

[Joethegirl]

YOU SPELT HIS NAME WRONG. IT"S "RAAAAAAAANDY"

[TRJ22487]

Man I love Aziz Ansari so much

I'm glad he's getting his due

[eddypalacioschannel]

1:10

[emokiller907]

I'm tweakin'!

[djicebling]

You ever notice how 1 of your shitty jokes turns into 10 of your shitty jokes! LMFAO

[joshbe4]

he was the only funny person in observe and report

[tollhouse5]

@joshbe4 chick fil a is fucking delicious

[joshbe4]

@tollhouse5 lol i remember that part to bad the rest of the movie sucks but the good thing is judd apatow is going to make 3 movies with aziz

[calvinblinkee]

@joshbe4 Aziz Ansari? yea

[laurendeneau]

uh, i shot a kid. by accident. it was messy...

[animelove2021]

FHBSDTMD



[bizkithead310]

I GOT PEANUT BUTTER ON MY DIIIIIIIIIICK!!!!!

[02BuickRegal]

FHBSDTMD

[ganjasolly]

fukin sick yo this is the best stand up ive seen in a grip

[seamonkey525]

@RuddigerReno he didnt create the name but he did write the jokes in stand up scenes, and he created a personality for him.

[underdog0333]

"i analyze the crests and troughs AND THATS HOW I tell if its funny" hahahha!!!

wow

[RiseToNothing]

RAAAAAAAANDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­

[Dobber59]

whats the song that he comes out too????

[MLakin22]

god i love this guy

[seamonkey525]

You are all stupid. Randy is a fake character that Aziz Ansari created for the movie "Funny People", about stand up comedian. Aziz, the real Aziz is an actual stand up comedian. This "mockumentry" is made to promote the movie "Funny People". so there you have it. no more confusion.

[mykelp91344]

i was trying to figure out when i was suppose to laugh at ansari. i still havent figured it out yet. does ansari rock?

[TonyDucats]

lol you know how one of you shitty jokes turn into ten of your shitty jokes

[ZeroOrDie991]

FHBSDTMD hahaha lol

[efdizzle09]

i wonder is that file cabinet is really for his jokes

[hoony915]

he's not a real comedian people lol..

[efdizzle09]

@hoony915 yea he is a real comedian

[wordman]

We should all just tell people Aziz Ansari's real name is Randy, that'd be lols

[QueefNuggets14]

this guy still isnt funny

[yourtunesfuckinsuck]

@QueefNuggets14 you think queef nuggets is a cool name but you don't think this is funny? interesting.

[scottiedoesntknow1]

80 year olds i hooked up with

[shoelace510]

haha He doesn't steal the jokes... he UPGRADES them. ^^& LOL

[khiarramilesymail]

im making you a smoothie

[nomad10101]

"a guy like me, at some point-- i'm gonna have to take a shit." lol. dude's crazy. "my laugs went up 20%". lol.

[gerardzor]

A SMOOOOOTH-EH!

[TheCoopermanCan]

where's part 1 at?

[thecatreturns11]

I'm glad randy isn't real!

[Nick7nick]

You got to admit that Randy did upgrade that cookie joke. Its weird how the same joke can be both funny and unfunny. It's all about presentation.

[MissAndreaAshlee]

LMFAOOO!!!

[bearscontrolyou]

next thing you know, i got peanut butter on my diiiiiiiiiiiick!

[guerilla619]

6 spins, laughter went up 20%, this guy is way to good to be true

[Bourgeau]

he's right into this shit

[iwear5watches]

jewish material ha ha

[domiller14]

"You suck! You ever wonder how one of your shitty jokes turns into like ten of your shitty jokes?"

ROFL!!

[jojofasho193]

"You like that hat? Fuck your hat!!"

[lilguy572]

i gotta take a SHIIIIIIIT!!!!!!!

[MrViciousways]

hahahah a cabinet about getting his dick sucked XD!!! I love this guy!!!! RAaaaaaannndddy...........RAAn­nnnndddyyyyyyyyyyy. lol

[jaskbi]

6 spins laughter went up 20% lmao

[jonno2019]

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLL a cabinet where he has jokes about getting dick sucked

roflmao

[nizzlerbizzle]

Raaaaaaaandy vids are the greatest thing to hit youtube since unforgivable !

[RealDefentertainment]

I gotta get that Map

[stillon83]

aziz is fuckin hilarious!

[thewizzinator31]

he knocks the stool over

[chillmike]

I wonder how many people posting in this know that RAAAAAAAANDY is a character. Aziz is hilarious.

[peteyg1]

@chillmike probably the majority of people

[lerotter]

if you are gonna diss aziz, at least spell it right. Dumbass

[spentronic]

@McVouty you see insulting opinions is just like stating another opinion. i dont know what source your checking but no were does it say opinions are exempt from insults

[OdinA11Father]

@McVouty you're pretty funny. I'd like to know where you're checking cuz I was unaware that we had that type of entitlement "in this country". There's always been critics and even critics of critics. If you're going to take a bold stand against a very popular comedian and even use big words to make you sound smart, prepare to meet with criticism yourself. Besides, you've kind of pointed out the obvious. Aziz is crude, but that's way he so funny.

[spentronic]

@lerotter get off his nuts

[khanflesh]

You are aware that RAAAAAAAANDY isn't an actual comedian, but a character who is meant to be sophomoric that was created by comedian Aziz Ansari (hence the numerous

"Related Videos" with Aziz doing interviews and his actual stand-up material) for Judd Apatow's Funny People...

[gavtronics]

You sound like fun. Also, spelling: sophOmoric.

[kkatrinamorenoo]

He is so hilarious!

[timekeeper20ARC]

all the ppl who say he sucks should shut up cuz u cant do what he does,nd i know ill get alot of comments saying actually ima starting out comedian just to prove their point nd just saying he doesnt suck have a sense of humor...nd he doesnt act like that in real life he bases randy on if soilja boy did standup so yea

[bucket636]

ZWAAAA

[ANFTAMMI4EVER]

Lmao, he's ace xD

[Abduraizzy]

LMAO this guy has a fucking filing cabinet?

[minime360]

DANM AZIZ IS FUKEN FUNNY!!!!!!

[QueefNuggets14]

this guy isnt funny

[Mang4eva]

you aren't funny

[ConnorsFatPenis]

youre not funny

[baz209]

You filthy jew hating cunt. why the jews mate haven't they suffered enough??. I hope your loved ones have a car crash but don't die but are just left in a paralyzed state and a colarado bear comes and face fucks them all you SICK BASTARD