Fat bastard

[CARWYYN]

oh god yer so sexy i mean like id tap that i am talkin aboout agent shagwell or am i........

[whatsername91295]

XD look at meh sexeh bodeh roflmfao

[britneylover456]

how could any woman sleep with fat bastard? physically? hE would crush me

[icigo011]

ouuuuuuuu....frisky are we

[specialeffexman2]

I definetly noticed the fucking baby bottle.

[TheFatalInstinct1]

Scots rule!!!!

[crorossonerosantos]

The baby is under the table, you can hear him say "sleepin already" at 0:42 and you can see him looking at the baby at 0:43... (because a baby bottle)

[ZeldaFoxEars]

@crorossonerosantos He eats babies, that's why.

[RovestYakut0]

Exclusive Chris Christie sex tape

[Schachmills]

OMG ITS RUSH LIMBAUGH'S HONEYMOON VIDEO!!!!

[killthemall55]

WHAT IS THE WOMAN'S NAME?

[ryanalike]

@killthemall55 Heather Graham

[bart666a]

ahahahhaha

[CultureClasher]

too bad almost everyone hates Mike Myers because he's honestly funny as hell

[MrCure4]

@CultureClasher Used to be funny, now he's all washed up and sold out.

[pshmock]

why dont they make movies like this anymore

[PuffSmelly]

theres going to be a fourth austin powers i dont know if i should be happy or scared

[xanderdude123]

I wish I had a body like that man.

Just look at her face at 0:18 she wants it badly

[1NecroSpawn]

@xanderdude123 rofl oh yea!

[scottmanjack]

this scene happens in another movie where a skinny girl has to get in bed with a fat man to plant some sort of device although its not meant to be funny but i cant think of the movie , anyone know what one im talking about? I thought it was Spawn but i think im wrong.

[MissCatsRoar]

@CHELSEA9636 No he said Frisky - it fits perfectly.

[ImmortalZombie6669]

OMG! SO SEXY! haha

[theango45]

SCOTTISH BABY!!!

[Sweat52]

"By any means necessary." I would have quit that job then and there.

[feverdreamether]

@Sweat52 you wouldnt have quit befor fucking an extremely fat bastard?!

[LivvyKiss]

random but funny as ......

[MrCure4]

WHY didn't this make The Nostalgia Critic's top 11 mindfucks?

[claymation1nation]

who noticed she shoved the bullet thing in his uhh you now what.....

[littleSexy160]

who noticed the baby bottle

[KamehamehaBender]

i swear, he's mah fav dude in austin powers XD

[falco6789]

0:50 rofl

[Jeffswimz1]

You sir, are not sexy. Not.... one.... bit!!!

[Mrtvakpr0]

LOOK at my sexy body !

[Drewdaddy00]

LOL Look behind Fat Bastard.

[ginger5061]

Lol pause at 0:37

[TheFinlandnator]

I was hungry. Not anymore.

[GuitarMasta4334]

WOULD YOU LIKE SOME CHIKEN I'VE GOT MORE?

[wickedjesterboi]

0:04 LOL

[smitman55678]

WELL SURPRISE SURPRISE!

[KrfNYC2]

You sir, are not a sexy man.

[MrGREEN148]

that iz nasty

[Detrebio]

MAHN TEATTIES!

[DWMusicVideos]

LOOL

[patrick22014]

This is the most funny movie ever!!

[dhide14]

I love his eyes, when he picks up and moves the milk bottle  LMAO

[hardcorexholly]

I love this movie & if I wear felicity I'd never do it; loll I told my boyfriend I wouldn't he said "good." (:

[TheButler200]

He looked like santa clause when he said ''WELL SUPRISE, SUPRISE''

[TheYovilleTLMDon]

that made me puke

[KrfNYC2]

I know that this doesn't need to be said, but at the same time I need to say it...he's fucking disgusting.

[loqutor]

How could you have sex with Fat Bastard? No, I literally mean it, HOW could you? I'm asking about the sheer logistics.

[Bunny5O1]

Oooooooh, fiske are weh?

GIVE IT UP!!

[SLIsSoCoolLike]

Look at ma sexeh bodeh.

[darkriderz412]

Fatty and Skinny went to bed, Fatty rolled over and Skinny was dead!

[hinatasexslave]

This made me think of not having sex with food.....

[albinoindian200k]

WELL SUPRISE SUPRISE

[Robster2K10]

33 people cant see there own dick

[hellblazer116]

I always get a hard on watching this.

[robotsayingrawr]

SEXY MAAAAN! SEXY MAAAN!

[intenserush01]

WELL SURPRISE SURPRISE!! i almost died laughing when i first saw this

[joshinio09]

Look at na sexy body loooools

[veryrandomdude1]

im dead sexy

[jhibbitt1]

690 people find him sexy

[ertekkiadgrinast]

OUUUUUH! FRISKY ARE WE!

[ryanl62]

ROBERT SWEENEY!

[Heavoz]

LOL @ END.

[AgiosMilos]

ahahhahahahahhahahaa sexy man sexy eating like asexy man.....hahahahahahhahaaaaaaaa

[mrfrisk007]

I'm dead sexy, look at my sexy body!

[sikovitol]

If you like to watch a music video with headbanging guys in fat suits and hotties around them, look for this one:

Rammstein- Keine Lust [HD]

[MattyCBeatz]

Want some JELLY?

watch?v=ikCZF1NaW5w

[aquawolf996]

"fisky are we"omg

[mrfrisk007]

poor felicity...

[milescavey]

if you watch this onemillion times you will still laugh

i'm dead sexy look at my sexy body :)

[TheDevineBeing]

@milescavey I know right, even years after i first watched it, its still just as funny, it holds up very well. If anything i would say IMO Fat bastard is the funniest character in the Austin Powers trilogy.



[567bongo]

HE LOVES TO HAVE A CRAP

[567bongo]

GET IN MA BELLY

[daniel14bradford]

his stomach looks bigger lol

[1mikie19]

His butt crack is showing ha ha ha ha

[leauxbert]

This is the inspiration for Shrek, I swear to god.

[keebaman]

Fat Scottish version of WWE Superstar Sheamus

[Bjonna87]

I love the background music^^

[ssingh52]

Look at my sexy boaady...lol

[hotel83]

fap fap

[Karletto555]

OUUUUU frisky are we

[soppydogproductions]

lol

[TheLaAshlee]

That is his calves

[davyjones800]

WTF at 0:37 there is a skinny pair of legs sticking out

[lddtrains12]

ROFL

[icarus0206]

Shrek turns into this guy lol!

[Adventurelord]

@icarus0206 this is shrek unanimated :P

[DarkShadowRage2]

WOULD YA LIKE SOME CHICKEN!? I GOT SOME MOREEE!

[Turbo200X]

Fat Bastard and Mini Me are the reasons why the Austin Powers series is popular

[WindDaughterSnow]

fucking hillarious!

[holdinmekissinme]

I new I had a twin somewhere, HEY BRO let's be sexy 2gether :D

[MiniLemmy]

There's a fat bastard in my place of work - every time he walks onto the shop floor, my work colleagues start singing "sexy man, sexy man, eating like a sexy man can" and "oooh - frisky are we??!! Give it up"!! Dull bastard still hasn't cottoned on...

[ZZZcatsy]

I'd tap that.

[bball4life140]

lol whats with the milk bottle?

[DourifGirl]

@bball4life140  LOL 'cause he eats babies

[maktoob110]

WARNING ... fat ass @ 0:38

[IsisAngel16]

O.O Ohemgee XD

[pcorf]

Very sexy indeed!

[murillofrances65]

ooo look it im a singer sexy man sexy man!!!!! LOL!

[EuropeanShow]

oh my god!

[passionoflovers]

SO GOOD!

No way you can tell that is Mike !

[splashlog01]

he looks like a ginger Susan Boyle

[Wiseguy453]

Poor Heather Graham! 

[XxJav0xX]

0:14 SEXY MAAAAAAAAAAAN SEXY MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

[military30able]

oh! fisky are we. GIVE IT UP! ah!

[Chazstix97]

@rockstarfame101 it's from the spy who shagged me. And fat bastard is the best! x)

[TDITDA2009]

LMFAO @ 0:31 He has a baby bottle to lure babies to his belly! XD

[DudeDudeDude97]

i'm dead sexy, look at my sexy body. look im like a singer "sexy man, sexy man!" lol xD

[M3ntalHead]

Pure epicness!

[rockstarfame101]

which one of the austin powers movie is this from?

[geestarshizzle]

Proud to be scottish <3

[conchitamartinez1]

man that is dynamite comedy

[Critchy39]

Reminds me of the time i walked in on my girlfriends mum and stepdad. He was a right bulgy bastard him.

He could not reach his own arse with his hands. I always wanted to ask him how he wiped his arse, but i wasn't sure how he'd react.

[ElainetheHedgehog1]

@Critchy39 omg dude that would scar me for life im so sorry lol

[SR71ABCD]

John Carpenter's The BLOB!

[JarodTreParmenter]

I think the part where he hides that bottle is that the bottle is lube. @_@

[JarodTreParmenter]

@JarodTreParmenter

I just had a closer look, disregard my comment

[billruller]

i love this character

[skievl23]

ooooh frisky are we

[cyrix1986]

"Well surprise surprise uhh" haha, one of my favorite movies

[GuysSeriously]

there is a real porno series just like this some fat ugly mexican guy who eats food and fucks hot chicks

[Poeboy836]

Well surprise surprise oh ya look at that imma singer

[DarkMew1337]

GIVE IT UP!

AAH!

*lady being squished*

[tinkersmomma]

oooohhhhh i get it! cause he eats babies! so the bottle is bait

[tinkersmomma]

i don't get the bottle part

[L1ckMyLovePump]

@tinkersmomma

Nor me.....

[Ganondork222]

Sexy man! Sexy man! eating like a sexy maann!!! Fat Bastard is the best lolz

[RockRax]

Look at my sexy body. So funny LOL.

[Beeblez55]

I wonder if she got crushed

[JesskahhWaraich]

OooOh ! Frisky are we? GIVE IT UP ! *AHH*

[lenini056]

Wow it's like my rival (very fat guy) sleeping with the girl of my dreams. That gave me a nightmare.

[j679g]

I'm dead sexy. Look at my sexy body. LOL

[ObamaSux255]

Someone should do a video of Obama as fat bastard, and we can call him Fat O'bastard.

[Hathelikov]

@ObamaSux255 LOL

[EMPPT]

OH MAH TITIES

[liamx102]

lol oooooo frisky are we lol

[JAKMACK12]

If u pause it when he says r we he looks so danm funny  XD

[marcomofo]

He kinda looks like a baybeh! lol

[nzephier]

meh w/e works for you, but i personally think an ACTUAL woman woulda been better. not a man tryin to be a man with no penis and fatter boobs than usual.

no offense, just sayin.

[rjohn00017]

get high as hell, then watch austin powers, you'll never stop laughing

[narutomass]

OMG he thinks that he is sexy O_o

[heresthadude1080]

When I first saw this, it left me traumatized for life.

[jcx34]

"well suprise suprise!"

[DarkPrimeGS]

Best bed scene in any movie, EVER.

[supershadow02]

keep dreamin', Fat Bastard. Do you know what sexy is?

[OliverMazur]

im dead sexy ye xD

[snoopyypoons]

what kind of fuckingguy try to have sex with a a hot girl

[inferneko]

...Frisky are we? >:3

[spartan765]

h a famous quote from the epic movie austin powes said by the hero fat bastard "well suprise suprise huh look at that now huh haha, i'm dead sexy look at my sexy body oh yea oh look im like a singer oh sexy man sexy man eating like a sexy man can. Bythe way would u like some chicken ive got more." That is tha famous quote by the hero fat bastard

[kingfanboi]

poor hot girl :'(

[JaliMonkey]

Yeah so I just ate and I actually threw up in my mouth a little...

Good times.=)

[TheCrimsondragoon]

I ATE A BABY

[Critchy39]

Lol "I'm dead sexy"

[247Tash]

classic loooool frisky are we that bit kills me looool

[FucktardKiller]

0:04 that kinky laugh !!!!!!!!! best ever

FAT BASTARD IS THE COOLEST CHAR

[SpiritSquad06]

LOOK AT MAH SEXY BODY!!!!!!!

[hybridwolf9]

so fucken hot im gonna wack from this now

[nzephier]

she hads to be smashed out of her mind to hav sex with him while he ate a whole turkey. and got it everywhere.

[Hathelikov]

@nzephier No, it was an assignment or something, lol

[oraoradeki]

sEXYMAN!!!!!!!!!!! KISS MY ASS

[danecook321]

Ooooooooohhh, frisky are we? GIVE IT UP!!!

[jonnyveliky]

Makes a ton of sense...skinny dudes get over-sized females, and overweight dudes(or built like a brickhouse-sized dudes) get skinny females.

Well...just thought I'd say for the record, y'know. =p

[emmayhbaba]

PMSL what a legend

[heilfeil99]

now how will i sleep?!

[Ovarykill]

Well SURPRISE SURPRISE!!

[fruitburstroxy]

eugh, that is gross.

[aeulpohutcn]

mmmmmm isnt he sexy i would love to be her i would fuck him and he has a great voice too :)

[SupermidgetXD]

LOL!!

[CVcommercial13]

thats so funny

[thedogwhisperrerr]

no its 00:07

[Slashbash]

00:13 Not only is he sexy and kind, but he's a great singer too!

[lalalabored87]

i would fuck him :P

[tore28]

Loot at ma tittas U niggah

[thermaldog]

just shows u that women go for personality not looks, lmfao!!!