A Very Zombie Conversation

[thevidsilove]

in a zombie apoc why not at least try a diplomatic approach before we get to killing them?

[BadMFonit]

Having set a target for each survivor of around 500 zombie kills and a time limit of a week to prevent food/water becoming a serious problem it becomes clear that each fit survivor (around 20% of the remaining populace) must deliver a coup de grace 71-72 times a day and find shelter 6 times. Not easy with on average four dependants but it is possible, especially if you train 3 or 4 times a week for the eventuality, just like me.

[BadMFonit]

Zombie math.Long term safety in zombie survival situations relies on taking the fight to the foe.Zombies will eventually break down any defense and find any hideout, it's what they do.So,considering that approximately 1% of the population will be immune/uninfected each survivor will be responsible for the destructon of 100 zombies.Over a week say,this is an achievable goal. Accepting that many survivors will be unable to reach this target (age/infirmity etc.) each fit survivor must tag 500 ish

[BadMFonit]

The problem of a Zombie outbreak is twofold. You have the sheer numbers involved and the unexpected nature of the event. For example, plate armour was designed to be as light as possible (and is suprisingly flexible and feels comfortable at first) while remaining durable and would be excellent protection but the twin factors have an obvious impact on this strategy. How do you get to the nearest museum in an emergency? How many zombies can you slay before feeling the effects of battle in armour?

[LordCommissairElric]

Just take a boat to the middle of nowhere, zombie problem solved.

[Asken96]

@LordCommissairElric weel zombies can be in water so no yyuor still dead go to a real´high building wiht one way in

[LordCommissairElric]

@Asken96 If I ever run into a "weel" zombie I'll tell him you said hi.

[Asken96]

@LordCommissairElric WELL*

[theframe100]

@Asken96

(lol)

:)

[xj40002]

our community is awsome and im a dork and proud of it lol =D

dnt fuck with the dork we will cast spells on u

[gman1225]

I want to have sex with dave's pussy

[188Katana188]

you can explain that wall thing with swarm intelligence

even if one small part of it can't do it the whole thing somehow can manage it

like tyranids.....

you can't say they are intelligent, but in a swarm they can do it

;D

[Calamityclown09]

About the water theory watch land of the dead a whole army of zombies cross a large river and also how about you mini wargamers test some of that beet juice on a human subject and if they go all zombiefied you can be like mythbusters and put all your theories to a test

[UTubeBandit1]

what about Call of duty 5 Nazi Zombies d only way to kill them is with very big guns

[davinciguy5]

stay on the god damn roof and the zombies won't hurt u. Take it from a guy who owns a zombie survival guide

[pkmlover96]

i think a moat would be better than a above ground pool

[xXMonteCristoXx]

@pkmlover96 how about an ocean?

[randomcam11234]

tey have a book, and the water, they use it to hide and suck you down, the book is world war z

[JVThrillz]

Coincidental tactic! =D That guy knows his zombies. He must have experience.

[dumlediller]

some of you guys need to read The zombie survival guide. it will teach you all you need to know about zombies and how to survive them. for instance, shooting them is close to never a good idea. just stay out of sight and be quiet.

[Kanturk4eva]

@dumlediller haha best book ever xD

[Clawlessic]

maybe they are zombies :)

[sonikdude49]

@Clawlessic hungry for war

[09customcarfan09]

lol.... snap... guys talking shit about zombies -.-

[IVomitOnYourGod]

Miniwargaming Dave is awesome. Speechless ownage!!

[KnarkPekka]

Water is life. Zomie is death. does it rings a bell?

uuh, i better get to my games workshop and pimp my looted wagon tills it will be done. theni just have to make the boomgun =P

[GunsNRoses1337]

NERDS! No, but you guys sound exactly like th kind of people I'd like to game with. I wish I lived up there.

[TheCeciCiaciona]

I quote!

And they sound like the kind of people I would let help me to write my ORKZ list and talk for hours about WH40k with...

So... does anybody have a Skype Account to help this poor italian girl? lol, I must seem so cheap right now, but search la_piccinina on Skype if you want to talk about zombies again ^^

[Deathjak5]

@GunsNRoses1337 N.E.R.D.'s: Nice Educated Rich Dudes. Lul

[cobchob]

@Deathjak5 Not Even Remoteley Dorky

[nightbringer5]

sorry to burst your buble but....THEY ARE NOT REAL SO GET A LIFE!!!!!!!

[Gmodfan1337]

Sorry to break your concentration of attempted superiority but.. you're missing the point of a board game.

[IVomitOnYourGod]

You're referring to me? Youtube comments response system is a one big mess.

[IVomitOnYourGod]

Such a brilliant and educational conversation. So meaningful!!

[Naproxenum]

haha

[Yarrick2k5]

better than listening to some sweaty old politician talking about the ramifications on some meaningless policy.

Zombie apocalypse is what we all should be preparing for!

[IVomitOnYourGod]

Well, I would say that interests in policy and wh40k are radical in their own ways.

[Yarrick2k5]

Youz iz muckin around! Dis needs more dakka!

[IVomitOnYourGod]

Nothing more to add.

[happyhowey]

My best friend zombie this is what he has to say I qoute (spelled wrong) "brains brains birains brains brains"

[Itachi5050]

i dont like the big guy close to the camera,he seems too sure of himself,like hes had a run-ib with zombies and fully analyzed them,just erks me a bit,and zombies dont like water cause they cant get out and they dont float,because of all of the decayed flesh

[thefuzzIRL]

also if you have a gun the minute a zombie falls in shoot it because they are relentless they will not stop walking towards you and if they are in the pool they are probably gonna start walking in to that wall for a good while which should give you enough time to score a head shot and kill it P.S maybe they can't even move because of all the dead heavy flesh hanging off so there is something to think about

[deterth]

lol i had this exact conversation with my friend about what we would do if a zombie apocalypse happened xD. and dat guys wrong im sure zombies would be fine with water

[moshpit911]

ahahahaha same here man i we have stupid convis like why dont you just hide on your house roof xD

[chaplain327]

yes i know but the same rules apply just you have more protection and still have a better chance of servival than waiting at the house and yes it would be pretty stupid to not have a gun

[cheezit257]

no offense, but if it is a survival house with steep stairs and lots of food, why dont you have a shotgun and a machete?

i too am obsessed with zombies

[DtDust]

Machete is near useless against the undead, Blunt force weapons all the way!

We will see who is laughing when your Machete gets stuck in the first Zombies head, ill run up behind you, BONK!

[chaplain327]

and if you wait for some one to save you you and that other person will attract more zombies so your better off on your own..and zombies dont have ANY tactics they go for any living thing and eat it i well...you can call that a tactic if you want

[chaplain327]

if you break the stair case were are tou going to go youll be stuck untill you die of not eating or some other thing and if you take the windo out then theyll probably be down there to but you have a better chance than stayin at the house so you stayin in the house served no point

[imsonotemolol]

foool you must always break staircase

[kennell101]

that fat guy was fuckin weired, i think he never had a girl friend

[SwordMasterz2]

can you guys make a video on a tour for the new club?

[Original50]

If you put the legs of your bed in bowls of water, the zombies won't be able to crawl up and get you either...

...except for those smart little buggers that crawl up the wall and drop on you from the ceiling...!!!

[aboogie123456]

warhammerr sucks 40k is way better!!!!

[darmamu]

no it isent!

[yellowtomatoman]

i do both

[Kilithaza]

40k is warhammer... nice logic there champ :)

[Uz90g]

they should learn something about zombies

[cjpendleton1993]

Hey i've got this really radical idea

ZOMBIES DONT EXIST

[DMfromhell]

...Shame, the non-believers always die first.

[calore9]

I'm gonna do myself a favor and not ask any questions... haha

[Vorpalbite]

Get it through your head, YOU ARE NOT A WARGAMMER.

YOU PLAY CHILDREN"S GAMES !

[hoho512]

If I can paint all day, I will paint your army on a week...

[didimau108]

i noticed that the guy was wearing an anti-raptor xkcd shirt win!!!!!!!!!!

[Narizonable]

DOUBLE U TEA EFF !

That's so freaking weird

[psychomaji]

well if they were zombies from nacht der untoten or verrukt then those rules would apply but what if they are zombie hounds that spawn randomly and explode on shi no numa

[kenchow]

wa??????!!!!!!!!??????!!!!!!!?­?????!!!!!!?

[Kriegfreak]

Brains?

[BloodAngel012]

BRAAIIIIINNNNNSSSSSSSZ!!!

[Rinok49]

I HAVE!!

[clayisajedi444]

Some one read the Zombie Survival Guide by Max Brooks!!! lol

[AlphaDelta900]

if the pool has no stair thing and no ladder then fill the pool halfway or something. then after that burn them...

[moleman40000]

who says zombies cant be smart ive played anuff online zombie apocalyps games (1 zombie panic source) to kno how to kombat against a zombie apocylyps the best gun would be a shot gun dosent require alot of accuracy and also works on the crowds of zombies and a magnum you would need som skill but it will kill any zombie dum or smart you would also benifit from being in a group 1 person with som gunz cant stop an army of zombie also in a group u benifit from moar sets of eyes and moar firpower

[jaywad]

Dude just stfu you should throw your computer out your window and never go online again.

[Ian26094]

Who says that zombies are going to be like anything you have played in any videogame?

[DasSteppenwolf]

A good book that has smart zombies is cell by Stephen king, they don't just get smart they also have telepathy and talk to each other.

[qpfc]

i like dave when he pops up during the guys speaking :P LOL

[aemmel1970]

Awesome. Just awesome.

[blackvaultz]

sounds like someone read a walking dead comicbook or the novel but as someone said on the forums its not a zombie apocalypse till their is a zombie in yur bathtub

[allurea]

I didn't "say it" it's my sig!

If there isn't a zombie in the bathtub, it's not a zombie apocalypse!

[tripleXgamer]

do you get all that warhammer on the shelfes

[DasSteppenwolf]

Best defense would be a full set of plate armor, if they cant bite through the armor you are good, oh and goggles so you don't get blood in your eyes.

[Vehementi]

Nah, chainmaille. Plate would seriously hinder your agility, you'd be bulky and cumbersome, which is exactly what you don't want to be.

Weapon-wise, I'd go with a UMP or a Kriss, if I could find one. Nice 45. SMGs, and a suppressed G3A3, good as both a sniper rifle and an LMG, as well as an assault rifle. Perfect.

[DasSteppenwolf]

It depends on what kind of zombies you are fighting if they are sluggish zombies it wont matter much but against rage infected zombies, ya it would be a drawback. Weapons wise i also would go with a kiss its light compact, low on recoil and has amazing stopping power which can be even better when used with hollow point bullets, but ammo would be a commodity in a zombie infected world so i would defiantly carry a blade.

[DasSteppenwolf]

And you could also replace the chain mail or plate armor with lighter riot control gear ( 28 days later style hehe).

[pascalmonnier]

@Vehementi who cares ? zombies cant bite through plate armour

[yopirate23]

@pascalmonnier you know how freakin' heavy/loud that stuff is?

[saddwon]

@pascalmonnier Also they would suprisingly quickly rip away the leather joints.

[UtahJak]

This is another reason people need to subscribe to miniwargaming. Not only do they give wargaming advice, they help safeguard us from the zombie menace.

[DiceHeadGamer]

zombies have a 4+ save

[myhuxpo]

That was.. well.. :)

[ImagineA92]

World War Z... its a postwar narrative and even like 10 years after the zombie war they still have teams to clear out the bottom of the ocean ebcause they just walk around in there until a. they get stuck under ocean debris or b. they reach a beach and walk ashore

[saadeath2]

the zombie ramp guy scares me.

[Superspam93]

xkcd T-shirt!

[wasalater]

i would put it like this zombies are indifferent to water they are incapable of liking or disliking anything.

[Broyale26]

Powerful Post.

[Kochal]

Really you're all talking about Zombies in open water (oceans, lakes, etc). We were talking about inground pools. Get them in there and they either stay put, not having the physical strength to pull themselves up and out, or wait til enough pile up to climb out over that.

[DarkBunnyLord]

Why would they not have the physical strength to pull themselves out? They have the strength to tear through human flesh like a hot knife through butter as well as break down doors. I can only assume they would have the strength to life their own weight unless there arms where horridly damaged. Zombies don't feel pain and ignore the normal limits that humans muscles allow themselves to strain for fear of hurting themselves, that limit removed zombies should achieve greater feats of strength.

[iluvluckystar]

you could do that too BUT noone is crazy enough to

but you COULD if you WANTED to

[Broyale26]

Powerful Post

[Icriticizeyou]

Too bad a bullet between the eyes stops them.

[DJ40KEIRE]

but wat if the virus tat infeted the zombies also destroyed natrual resourses like in resident evil films so the over time there would be no water so you are fucked

[totalypie]

so true. resi 4 on wii FTW!!!

[drachenklaue07]

If u need a reference:

The Zombie Survival Guide

Max Brooks ;)

[ChekovofPoland]

zombies can get out of water, they arnt retarded. read World War Z. after the war the zombies were forced into the water (well most) and they still come out of the water time to time

[moleman40000]

WOOT zombies FTW!!!!! there smarter than they look

[DarkBunnyLord]

My delema here is wondering "why" anyone would think a zombie couldn't get out of water...

I mean, they wont float perhaps, but other than that they could tear at a pools edges (assuming non-concrete) if they couldn't just reach it's ends and pull themselves out that is, or pile on top of each other until they got out, etc.

[moleman40000]

well most pools have inbuilt stairs or a shallow end they could get out of so they should be able to get out of water

[codyrum]

stfu already. one comment is enough!!!

[Pazzled]

Zombies CAN get out of water...

References?

Zombi, Shockwaves and Land of the Dead.

*Face palm*

[Broyale26]

*Praises Pazzled on his powerful post*

If a zombie can wrestle a great white shark, AND win, i'm absolutely sure water, let a alone being stuck in a pool of it would make much difference, especially if there are plenty of live humans around to feast on.

[lukeclews]

People learn how to swim in the water. Zombies do not use their brain (well only to very limited functions such as eating) so they cannot swim and therefore cannot get out of water if you put them there.

[Shinja527]

Zombies have no oxygen in their lungs so they can't float,

[moleman40000]

have u ever seen a rlly zombie u cant just say that there just completely stupid they could retain information from there human state

[lukeclews]

References to zombies saying they can't get out of water:

-28 weeks later

-Deadset

[Rainhorror94]

Bad descriptions of zombies...

[lukeclews]

How is it?

You should explain why instead of simply stating your reply.

[Broyale26]

Shockwaves already proved my point.

[mayhem8808]

nerd alert

[thedonoftrek]

Spam alert!

[KnoxyMcKnox]

Faggot troll alert...

[evildevo714]

ya but zombies are not real so fail

[DarkBunnyLord]

Well not entirely true, the mythical popularized undead zombies aren't real, but the original term "zombie" was simply a person whom had inhaled a powerful drug that mimicked death, making several people to become buried alive.

Thus there "are" or at least where zombies, just not the undead brain eating kind.

[Lexicon1971]

Everything is better with zombies!!!

[clarence112]

wow..?

[mastrefix]

hi

I WANT TO SEE THE END OF "50,000 POINTS OF TOTAL DETRUCTION" THE APOC GAME, REEMBER??!?!?!?!?!?!!!!!

[craftysince87remix]

lol

[xmattyyx]

its a coincidental tactic >.>

[AZnotCali88]

the guy with the hoody is wearing a xkcd shirt no raptors

[SmileAtGunpoint]

Win.

PAGANFEST!

Someone likes his Folk Metal :P

[Kochal]

I most certainly do

[GregorytheImpaler]

lol That was made of so much win, it goes beyond win.

[Broyale26]

I guess these idiots never saw Shockwaves or Lucio Fulci's Zombi.

Zombies don't give a fuck about water.

[Kochal]

Actually Fulci's Zombi is one of my favouriters (up there with the black and white Night, and I'm real big fan of Day)

[Broyale26]

Hell Yeah!

[tornadomaximus]

water + zombies = zombies stuck there for a LONG time until they rot away, which in a chlorinated pool would be almost never b/c there's no bacteria to eat them

[mt51784]

lol wtf so random ZOMBIEZ IN PRIMAL HORIZON NAO!!!!!

[adv1k]

watch more zombie flicks, yall dont know the rules.

p.s. that one kid whos talking about nothing and saying dumbshit, ugg worst.

there was a person like that in my high school class it was wiggity wack

[Broyale26]

Powerful Post.

[adv1k]

thanks babe

[DarkSlasher]

PAGANFEST!!!

[makalevi]

im a zombie :D

[UklaZar]

You stay away from my brains man there mine. lol

[jay6366]

egh really dont get it

[werewolf9205]

guess if your talking Dawn of the Dead zombies then they couldn't do anything

[Madkap422]

Lol that kid at the end needs to take a shower. Had he been attacked in a zombie infestation he would be fast food from all that grease.

[DragonShaman27]

That kid would last longer in a zombie infestation then you ever would

[Madkap422]

Haha no way.

[DragonShaman27]

I got money says you would be eaten first

[Altier215]

but in land of the dead the zombies went through the water to get to the city. OH MY GOD, U GUYS SHOULD PUT ZOMBIES IN PRIMAL HORRIZON.

[GamNin0]

Hmm, interesting.

[xWxHxIxTxExYx]

Dave, you need new friends...fuggin retards

[Altaranalt]

Serious discussions about Zombies.....

Well I for one enjoy listening to them. :P

[comedir]

is this just you lot talkin about zombiez or are u workin on a zombie prodject?

[redgreen09]

THE DUMIS VID EVER !!1!!

[MiniwargamerMike]

I think you mean "Dumbest" ;)

[zpqm]

spergin hard

[PenguinPainterz]

haha, daves popup made me lol

[firemantimk]

See what happens when I am not there to supervise? Madness!  Absolute madness!

[lorcan0c]

um, too much time spent playing RE5 or Left 4 dead maybe?

[MiniwargamerMike]

the second one ;)

[jadedsilverwolf]

Ok thats when you install a ZOMBIE MOAT to prevent them form entering your house thus you have zombie protection 5-10 ft deep moat and they cannot swim they will sink like flesh bags. Couple of remote control mini guns on pillars with cameras and laser sites and you have anti-zombie house

[ikfb661]

NNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRR­DDDDDDDDSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!

I'm sorry, but my Inner Ogre just couldn't take it! (Even if they were assembling Warmachine miniatures in the background)

[Broyale26]

LOL

Powerful post.

[bottenbreker24]

ok.... weird vid, but whatever :p

[haavok88]

those overlays kinda suck...

[grandoko]

MOOO

[spyrx52]

i dont get it

[powerofdestiny]

0:40 that guy in glasses looks like my science teacher. LOL!

[bobbygordon0808]

xxdavistiflerxx

sorry mate bet you by a second :O

[DarkAngelMarine]

ok.......lol

[bobbygordon0808]

o....k

dave you are still a ledgend !!!!!

and btw zombies are not afraid of water

if that were true resident evil should have water guns instead of pistols lol

[majarlischi]

they ain't zombies in resident evil btw

[xxdavistiflerxx]

first view and comment woot =], i only really got the zombie ain the bath thing lol, but gd vid guys

[Zuanxatu]

MI GAWD! ZOMBIES!! D=