TOOT: The Retahd

[KainSunrise]

alright ^^ thats defently the best TOOT video i saw today ^^

[Sarah7661]

omg. YOU'RE SO CUTE.

[usa1007]

dude you suck! lol

just joking! you rock!

[Arle90]

jajajaja lol thats so f...funny.........

[TheStepfordNews]

Do you have bodies in your freezer?? :-)

[MarTin3Z420]

i love people like you, acting like you are retarded and never laughing, always soo serious lol soo funny

[ilovepoisonedfrogs]

HAHAH THIS IS FUNNY!

:DDD

[amaraca]

You Are God, Allah my savior. Come to France.

[king7272777]

this sucks

[cunningprose]

Ok... the eyes of a killer thing was creepy because you did look like a serial killer there for a bit.

[ilovepoisonedfrogs]

hahahaa.

this is funny.

[LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOMG]

Eyes of a killer.. o_o; I agree.

[minhman13]

You are a boy.

lol

[mercilesstengo52]

I thought you said "Jews" when you sneezed.

[evilteacups]

omg ye jews i thought u said that. but you didnt. which is nice of you...

what a nice boy.

[bwhahrhr]

this was awsome Mr. chris with a 3!

[millzdillz66]

this is the most amazing video:P

[frenchdisk0]

This is my favorite TOOT video. If only for the "but I look French Canadian!"

[ANKnight]

You're so freakin cute! Seriously though, you're hot.

[ilikethesmellofsand]

I have to watch this everyday

[chriseffwitha3]

REALLY? What a cruel and unusual form of torture!

[Mandekinz3]

pmsl thats hilarious xx

[DukeDule33]

i love the way you wiggle..

lol

[chriseffwitha3]

That's what she said.

[ilikethesmellofsand]

awh! you're adorable. That wiggle was epic :D

[lovinglondonuk]

your cute..

[chriseffwitha3]

fanks

[lovinglondonuk]

no problem.... any time

[singmesilence]

mass. ftw!

[muziknurd]

rofl.

[AurianSky]

i just have to say again that i love this video, I showed it to my friend and she said u were the guy version of me lol

[chriseffwitha3]

You know, when I sneeze jews I'd almost agree. It was very you.

[AurianSky]

lol

[poopg3]

haha when u sneeze its so funny its like ur saying jewssss

[chriseffwitha3]

It's like I am because I am.

[jordancg]

Jews?

[chriseffwitha3]

Jews.

[Numnutzace87]

JEWS ! I thought you said that. haha

[lalalizbeth]

it's odd of me to find your retahd impression sexy, but i do.

[chriseffwitha3]

Sick, sick girl. haha

[Absydion]

AMAZING!

[XanderLaVelleHarris]

You were aiming for the award for the slowest tooter, weren't ya!? Definately totally cool

[chriseffwitha3]

Toot most likely to inspire extravagant nightmares!

[fcpmanduh]

hahaha i like your wiggle

[chriseffwitha3]

It's pretty fly.

[Maryoftoday]

I would so take advantage of you! LOL

[Maryoftoday]

so just had to come back to watch the wiggle! That wiggle is hardcore krumpin kind of wiggle!

[chriseffwitha3]

So you dig my wig (gle).

[aromancandle]

wtffffffffffffff

[chris3ff]

Watch the string of videos this is linked to and you'll learn the joy of Toot. It's The Aristocrats, just with less shit and fucking.

[LeonWestbrook]

Wow, this IS yt's version of the aristocrats!

[eyesproud]

haha, you said "jews!" as a sneeze.

[chris3ff]

Whoops.

[RiddleSpider]

Why are these so addictive? Hunting for Toot....

[chris3ff]

Toot explosions.

[chris3ff]

I agree!

[Copperbat]

Do you like corndogs? I like corndogs.

[chris3ff]

Corndogs? Wooeeeeeeeee!!!

[noonoo26594]

haha i love chris

[chris3ff]

he loves you back

[jabazzy]

I love Jew.

[chris3ff]

As a German posts a video response to this very video, Alanis Morisette cries on the shoulder of an ex boyfriend who looks strangely just like her.

I wonder if you followed that.

[jabazzy]

It took me an hour but I figured it out. I'm lame. RIP.

[chris3ff]

It's okay if you didn't.

[speedyconkiwi]

I feel so bad for finding this funny. But it is funny. What can I do.

[chris3ff]

Just laugh.. it's out of our hands.

[thewinekone]

Great remake. I can't stop watching them!!

[chris3ff]

It's like CRACK!!!

[lifeinacndyswrl]

hahaha. "jews"

[chris3ff]

You have good ears.

[fallofautumndistro]

Hahaha... loved it as much as the original.

[chris3ff]

Ooh don't let Jase hear you type that. Click click clickity.

[jabazzy]

Too late, arrrg matey.

[chris3ff]

I'M SORRY.

[DemonWithGoldenWings]

yes yes you are

[chris3ff]

Thanks a lot!

[impeccableimbecile]

00:53! EYES OF A KILLER!

Totally murdered.

[chris3ff]

Toot.

[nbwulf]

Hahaha... sometimes I worry. =)

[verandi1986]

oh chris.

[chris3ff]

oh verandi1986.

[lisasimpson]

geez, its almost too much!

[chris3ff]

haha nevar!

[robleblanc]

Hey I'm from Massachusetts too! Yayyyy.

[chris3ff]

No, not yayyyy. Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

[BenRobot]

we all need to molest this video at the same time <3

[chris3ff]

Hey hey hey. EAAAASY, FETUS-BOY.

[speedyconkiwi]

Bitch it was my turn>!!! *shakes fist* oh you just wait. YOU. JUST. WAIT.

[chris3ff]

I was the 3rd person to recreate this brilliance. It's only fair.

[jabazzy]

Why no at 0:18? *sobs

Closes video to watch more nudeness.

[chris3ff]

You're insatiable, woman!

[BilliLovesMargot]

my life is now complete.

[chris3ff]

You're welcome!

[jabazzy]

Why the hell were you up at 4am without me?! You'll be punished later on tonight.

[jellybellyiz]

Eyes of a killer..lool!!!

[AurianSky]

i love it :D heehee this made my night thanks chris :D

[jellybellyiz]

night? Where I am its morning lol.

[chris3ff]

Fanks!

[hellojohnathan]

Snowflake flag flag snowflake indeed.

[chris3ff]

Precisely correct sir. Or Miss. I'm not sure.