CJ Crank calls a public access tv show

[sizedoctor]

She looks more live a DMV clerk than a preacher

[RedDaVincy]

Satan roves pornoglaphy

Pastor Mary, on the other hand, rove YOU (and for a prolonged period of time)

[GhostReconGuy]

I get the feeling Richard and Sal prank called her before...

[Crankee78]

XD "Is this going to get me laid?" LMAO.

[rob16248]

Ha, I thought this was going to be crap, but it's a good 'un!

[Brentford94]

is this going to get me laid

[TankMurdock]

she probably snorted a gram of coke after filming this show....damn hipocrite

[Prussiasfinest]

I didn't know satan loves Criminology

[2011vincentm]

@Prussiasfinest he yea dude

[dexter111344]

I also got an erection while watching this.

[johnjvrambo]

Honestly, she can't be a preacher.

[AlexMacIsKING]

Know who she reminds me of? "Edna, Mode...... and guest." LOL

[2011vincentm]

@AlexMacIsKING hahahaha yea dude !!!

[lurch321]

What's with the ducks?

[CopperGotPubeBeard]

its trisha takanawa!

[cestrianvlogger]

Satan loves... awwww yeah, he sounds like an awesome guy if he likes all the prostitutes an shit

[HalfEatenDimSim]

who wants to see my scrotum

[TR86]

fuck, if satan loves porn, prostitutes, and sex in general.... hell, 99% of this world must be the sons and daughters of satan....

[DonJovieDoria]

"is this gonna get me laid?"

[Lrdvltr]

CowofEvil's is better.

[funkymick1977]

what the fuck is this show????

[cahill327]

shes hot

[angstotheclown]

But the question is DID IT GET HIM LAID? Husband hang up phone, never know truth or path to enlightenment. Zen Christ never ask to be worship. Zen Christ never say he god or god son. Zen Christ get laid from age of 13. Chicks dig Zen Christ. Zen Christ throw boyhood friend off roof and then raise from dead. True story. Domo arigato, Mrs. Roboto, Domo, Domo.

[TheWilsonFilmCompany]

"Say Cheesus."

"Cheese!"

*camera flash*

[GameVoid]

Every time someone tries to do a serious live broadcast, you always have a bunch of ducks hanging out in the background acting stupid, IT MAKES ME SO MAD.

[spindalis79]

Uh oh...those American Coots and Gadwall are going to get Ms. Swan!

[penisfacecock123]

"say chesus"

[JTKatz07]

Do i getta fortune cookie if i call?

[knoxklay11]

how dare she have a tv show if she cant even speak english.  if i went to her country, i wouldnt have a tv show.

[ChainbladeVideos]

MS SWAN! you do exist :D

[rlanning0927]

is this gonna get me laid?

[whatchutalkingbout]

MISS SWAN!

[XboxReleases]

is this gonna get me laid?

[5T3V1L]

hahhah is this gonna get me laid?

[KnightQuickness72]

wateva

[mildseven2006]

lol

[mechaart]

OMG its Ms Swan from MAD TV!!!!

[mattymuchacho]

I love the ducks in the background

[foreal1992]

Miss Swan and the ducks...anybody make that joke yet?

[laugh2death4life3]

@foreal1992 Five star comment!



[0Frankthepimp0]

its Ms. Swan hahahah

[kkk666ize]

Fuck this bitch prostitutes and porn are the muthafucking shit bitchass muthafucking hoe slut cunt!!!!

[XBrockObombaX]

(815)-975-4424

[chachas21]

jesus can you get me laid? hah man what channel is this i need this channel in arizona fuck man

[Poonard]

HAHAHA! Naked people are beautiful...if satan loves it and god created all things..isn't porn just another miracle?

[SHMELKEDGE]

Real christians arent like this, we pretty much worship sex, what we don't like is how people cheat on eachother, that is the only thing christianity doesn't support about porn.

[Mossgate97]

Well it says to lust is to commet adultery

[ganjah0lic]

OMG ITS MISSES SWAN

[ixiCOLINixi]

@ganjah0lic

LOL yeah!!!

[gnidich2000]

Cheasus!

[maxhendrixboxer]

Did she say cheasus????

LMAO

[maxhendrixboxer]

Errmm....

Wtf is this shit?

I NEED this channel in my life

[CrakBeWak]

206 area code, must be in Seattle.

[joesatva]

satan loves wonton soup,satan loves egg roll,satan loves sweet & sawer chicken.

[airplaneking]

don't forget poo poo platter

[gasdorf]

she not horny ...she not love long time!

[hualni]

when i first saw this, I thought it was Ms. Swan on Madd t.v.

[MasterPokemonGuides]

"Is this going to get me layed?" ROFL

[ramzukaatramzuka]

CHINK !!!

[angelrodriguez10]

da fuck is she saying?

[getbakedtonight]

satan loves sexual immorality LOL

[Sandydahling]

Whew, that rushing water and the ducks in the background make you kind of dizzy as you watch.

[MasterPokemonGuides]

satan loves asian women to

[Mrhashslinginslasher]

wow lol

[PipboyVault101]

christains sucks

[markgraf]

Satan loves creamy what???!!!

[jagemobe]

fye dolla

[Therealoutrageus]

God ruffs you!

[blisspheme]

Satan loves your fine ass:D.

[armwrestling23]

i belive in god and al but some ppl just take religion to the extream everything bad that happens they think satan did it lol snap out of it btw funny video lol

[mentalholocaust]

Satan LOVES happy endings. ^_^

[MrMatteNWk]

Wonder what Ms. Swan would've done if the called had said, "All I can think about are boys"?

[AnthonyIsCoolio78]

satan sounds like anyother middle-ageman

[wowuneedalife]

wooow this is funny without the prank calls

[68OUTLAW26]

is this guna get me laid lol

omfg I died laughing

[itsthegreenplatypus]

LOL

"satan loves prostitution...satan loves sexual immorality...satan lives criminalagili-ity...whatever"

that's engrish fail.

[00000000OOO00]

HAHAHAHA! "Is this gonna get me laid?" FREAKING AWESOME!! XD

[DxbMusTang2008]

who is satan ?

[MemorywipeProduction]

The devil.

[ksmuffin]

Satan loves pornography!

[appppppa]

how can they be so brainwashed?

[Rjmorg]

Everyone just about is scared of dying, no one really wants to go. But we all have to. So some people tell themselves that theres a "god" that controls everything, that will make things good if you are good. That you can live forever.

It isn't brainwashing so much as it is self-assurance.

So to me, if people wanna believe in god, that's their right.

[christchurcher]

I agree with the bulk of what you're saying but some religious people are world leaders.

Surely that cannot be acceptable?

Also i think a lot of the "belief" is caused through a need to have some meaning or purpose other than being a complex organism.

One definition for God and i quote; one of omniscience, omnipotence, omnipresence, omnibenevolence (perfect goodness), divine simplicity, and eternal and necessary existence. Note that in practicality most of those are paradoxical.

[Upman88]

i love the duck that dives in the background lol

[juwannashutup]

Will this get laid?

Let's do the number one first then number two second okay? Say Jesus... LMAO

[CakeMace]

win xD

[GameDominator90]

The only funny thing was the background! LMAO, wtf?

[ryguy1333]

wats with the background lol

[lildesichica]

that was stupid....

[BearBarton53]

Go Pastor Mary - speak the truth...

[Lrdvltr]

To BearBarton53: Fag.

[tiuric77]

I like how she want's justin to do a number one and a number two. But Justin is going to need a pretty kinky GF if he want's to get away with that shit.

[RIPSTICKMASTER4]

hahaha

[tiuric77]

Satan sounds like a pretty awesome dude!! He loves Porn and Hookers!!

[Bigkahkistan]

All the best bands are affiliated with him too.

[tellyisrubbish]

what's with the ducks in the background???

[Spyez]

Is this going to get me laid???

No,

Hang up.

Too much lulz

[prankcalls420]

JUSTIN......lets do da number one first and number two secand ok????

[medicatedmind420]

he look like a man

[Evaniskus]

MISS SWAN LOL~~!~!~

[davedefran]

Religion is for sinners!!!

[flaccidegoshow]

lol

[ltd8585]

lol

[gamer05692]

It's Miss Swan!

[BoyintheMachine]

LOL..Let me guess...You are in your mid to late 30's.

[gamer05692]

no...definitely not that old lol

[whaaaaat21]

it does sound like herrrrrrrr!!!

[nascarfan1444]

if you go to hell because you watch porngrapy thats means that there must not be alot of people in heaven

[KnightQuickness72]

too true

[Greenmonster97]

that was great ahah

[lunnyyy]

he's asking if it's going to get him laid...sounds like a prank call to me....

[brandonsexywhitaker]

lol no

that was def. a prank call

[ldhablo666]

Satan does indeed love sex and crime! I love it too!

Hail Satan!

[josesilva9910]

Is that woman actually praying for that kid to stop thinking about girl?!?!?!That's just sick!

[JeffMc]

Ohhhhhhhh Jesus rove you rong time.

[zev007]

@JeffMc hahahahaha best comment on youtube ever.

[SpellboundSolution]

@JeffMc No he doesn't, Satan roves you rong time.

[101piesaregood]

Im a christian but what ive been wanting to know is why the fuck make humans sexual beings if youre going to make it a sin to lust

[CadreFighter]

That's because Christianity is full of contradictions. It's 2000 years of old news.

[Correctuido]

The question you must ask is who made it a sin, search for the answer and you will find it to be not god, not jesus but man. The answer is man because ALL RELIGION IS MANMADE!!!!! C'Mon people get educated

[TNAROHfan]

That call screener guy sounded just like Mr Vandriesen on the old Beavis and Butthead cartoons. MMkay our next caller.

[nextbestrockstar]

so i see the finest debaters of religion are the assholes who look for public access prank calls...

[8dahar1]

Jesus... ah.... shilookalikaman...

[gooooooogllll1234]

Ok if Jesus(PBUH) would forgive ur sin then who would forgive the sins of Jesus(PBUH)

[nextbestrockstar]

Jesus doesn't have sins you jackass

[parkourpeter112]

lmao. Jesus has sinned?...

[undead504]

you look alike a man

lol

[HenryVIIIofShinra]

She is like Ms Swan from MadTV

[traumbomaumbo]

omg i know!!!

[novel5]

last week i went to get my hair cut at a place i had never been befor and the lady who cut my hair was just like ms swan

[sasad0]

I dont know if my other comment went through but 1. im not gay 2. its funny your gonna waste your life trying to change peoples mind about religon and prove wrong the most contraversal thing on the planet. My life will be fulfilling im young and ive already experienced so much. I mean its not like ive been practiceing a religon i disagree with because i was to much of a pussy to stand up for myself and be different. Have fun accomplishing nothing ass.

[GodKillerAtheist]

I love how she says "Satan loves prostitution" its so cute too bad shes a old woman. and I think I know this kid that calls in LOL If its the same guy I know I'm almost 100% sure he's stoned or tripping on acid

[loopfool]

satan love me long time!

[GaMeRuInEr]

this mustve been before trisha takinawa got a job at quahog news

[Rowlins]

It would have been great if some of those ducks on the green screen started wailing on each other

[GodKillerAtheist]

I thought Jesus was against homosexuality why does he want you to love him?(if you're a man)

I'd rather hang out with Satan and get some pussy.

Gay Jesus is nasty I'm not into Mexican guys anyhow yuck! (or any guys eweeeee)

[samtron77v]

I wish we had public stoning here. I would enjoy watching you go down :)

[GodKillerAtheist]

you're the perfect model of a real christian. Thanks for showing us your true colors. =)

[samtron77v]

Yeah. Too bad I am not Christian. I was just kidding though. But come on man. Do you have to say such offending things towards these peoples religions? I mean I am Muslim not Christian, but still you shouldn't insult their religion. I mean in my point of view some things in Christianity is bizarre and atheism too. But that doesn't justify the deprecation of their faith. They are people too. Trust me, there are much easier ways to persuade people with kindness in comparison to belittling them. <3

[GodKillerAtheist]

sorry I forgot that Muslims worship Jesus as well. Figures

why should I let some cult tell me and my family I'm going to hell unless I do what they say and I have to learn and live by their ways and if I dont I'M intolerant and need to just fall in line because if I dont I'm going to hell and should die a billion deaths because I dont want to be taught that science is incorrect and gravity is only a theory and I should just stop bucking the system since religious people have been so nice HUH?

[GodKillerAtheist]

and since religion has been so good to me by telling me i'm fucking up and a sinner piece of shit thats going to hell because I dont love a man named jesus that makes me a fag and a horrible dirty person that should get sent to prison and stoned to death and you want to know why I just dont leave all these fucking obviously insane people alone FUCK YOU !!!

[samtron77v]

Muslims do not worship Jesus. Jesus is only a prophet in Islam.

But so what? It's an ideology... Unless people are trying to force it on you, then you have the right to rebel or become vehement. No Muslim I know in my community ever goes around saying to atheist people they will go to hell and preach in such manner. In fact it's against our religion to even say who will go heaven or hell. Only God knows. Just relax and learn to respect other peoples opinions. I respect yours.

[GodKillerAtheist]

incorrect, I have had plenty of muslims tell me where I was going. Plus with muslims you get barbaric sharia law along with tons and tons of fanatical muslim terrorists. At least the christian fundamentalists only manipulate the government and knock on your door to tell you your a sinning POS.

Muslims just keep getting caught supporting terrorist cells and all you ever hear from them is "No that cant happen in my religion" I wish I could find one of you that wasn't so deceptive

[samtron77v]

Yeah I am sure you know more about islam then me. I've only studied it for 6-7 years since I converted to Islam. Oh yeah you are totally correct. There are 1.7 Billion terrorists in the world!

[GodKillerAtheist]

finally!

[sasad0]

you have to be THE most retarded person in world for being such a dick on the internet why dont you take your whining little beefs with religon and shove them up your ass you offensive intolerant piece of shit. I hope there is a hell because i wanna see you go there and get butt fucked by satan you fucking souless ignorant peice of shit.

[GodKillerAtheist]

HAHA thats the spirit you show us atheists how patheic and horrible pieces of shit we are and how were all going to HELL WOOT! haha

You only make more NON-believers thanks for helping out with your Emotionally charged illogical rant dumb ass HAHA

[sasad0]

i beleive in love and peace if i had to choose a god itd be john lennon we need less people like who who hates religon because all you did in your life was study it and learn it witch i can understand is shitty then one day you wake up likeing men and you become angry god wont accept you and reject him and convince your mind he is false. Why else would you be so damn angry. Closet homesexuality much.

[GodKillerAtheist]

Dude you're fucking clueless and grasping at straws for an insult with the closet homo remark.

It almost seems like you're the gay tard tryng to feel me out to see If you can get a date with me, but you're out of luck PAL I'm as straight as a fucking arrow.

You should go mingle with your own kind there are PLENTY of gay Christians like you all over the place you can date sister. =D

[MrHotpantsImComin]

Pastor Mary and Thomas Dickensheets are the 2 biggest legends of public access in Seattle. But without her, Thomas, or the Sonics, I'm afraid there's just no reason to live there anymore.

[djphatd]

wow, I love all the same shit satan does

[RedDaVincy]

Yes, I will herp you; would you purese pray with me?

[Horrorfilms666]

satan loves pastor mary for saying prostitution hahaha

[EiNSkraft]

I reackon he got laid.

[ThePissedOffAtheist]

Satan a yuvs plostitution.

[youtubblows]

Damn, Satan sounds like a fun guy.

[MechaFright]

satan loves criminology....okay whatever

[SamFnLeonhard]

-Now say Jesus...

-Will this get me laid?

-Lets talk about Jesus first then girl. Now say Jesus...

-Will this get me laid?

[NaneMKD]

real life Ms Swan LOL

[rafi6700]

OMG this is so funny, I have tears in my eyes.

The caller didn't have to say much, the freaky religious lady was doing all the comedy.

''lets talk about jesus first and the we talk abould girl''

Why not help the guy get layed first and THEN talk about jesus. Wouldn't that make him listen better insted of thinking about girls non stop.

[Horus515]

She said Satan loves prostitution. But I'll bet the former angel isn't as big a fan of it as she thinks. Then again, neither of us are authorities on exactly what Lucifer is thinking.

[Superpig702]

aww, I kind of feel bad for her, she seems so nice....

[charlou3]

Im impressed to see how ridiculous are the ducks in the background xd

[GaMeRuInEr]

trisha takanawa

[Nilgard]

must be a great show...

[diegobrown19]

did she say cheesus?!!!

[Horrorfilms666]

i think she did haha

[blak3554]

ms. swan?

[Horrorfilms666]

your the one that loves porn

[Genki1993]

is this gonna get me laid?

[Horrorfilms666]

she cant get liad

[krazyliger]

satan loves criminology....ity....whatever­....

[blahman178]

'is this gonna get me laid' epic

[freegg888]

yea that was the funniest part lol

[AeroTalent]

who else to accept christ then an azn women lol! is this gonna get me laid?