@shoppingfreak9 naja aber schon gesehen das der hintergrund immer anders is? und ich glaub nich das apple microsoft schilder an der wand kleben hat :'D
@Runescape2123 its companys that work for microsoft that makes the parts and your saying for example that a ASUS motherboard is bad? you know what litle punk Asus makes high end quality wise components i bet apple makes them 4 times less good then what asus can do and other companys out there
yes retard fuck ur mother, just in case ur peanut size brain didnt fully understand what i said, fuck your mother means get ur 4 inch weiner and stick it in her vagina, she might not feel it at first but thats ur problem.
hey fuckbag, get some english training, iam sure there is lots available where u live.
@numenor20091 Grammar problems? I dont see any! You piece of shit!
Go get some air outside of your trailer park see if it does you any good you failed retard son of burnout diseased bum. Don't you know your mother was a whore? Is she still one?
Look at Steve Jobs face , when Ballmer going crazy jumping , running and yelling .... Jobs not even respect him as a fellow human , it seems in the video ... Ballmer is one helluva crazy , stupid man ...
How can you call someone an idiot... if he succeeded to make over 80% of the world to buy his products... I say the real idiots are those 80% that use his products and call him idiot in return... So crazy - definitely, but idiot? NO!
FIRST : if he is clever , windows mobile will not fail Second over 80% people uses windows , coz PC manufacturers have no choice but use windows as an operating system. actually apple earns half of the microsoft net profit. What if apple has shares of 20 % market share?
Also , windows is not made by him, he is the one who manages the company. An idiot can still manage a company which makes a piece of crap , vista is an example!
Have I even mentioned mobile?? Why put it into this, when I talk about what MS has done over the years. And how can PC manufacturers not have choice? Mac is an OS like any other. I don't see the problem installing Mac over Win. You forget Google into these 20%. Win is not made by Ballmer, but Mac is not made by Jobs either, so it doesn't matter really who made it. And I can tell you - you have no idea how hard it is to manage a company! Vista is surely crap, but it's a product out of rush.
You know what Steve Ballmer said about iphone when it was first lanuched? What he answers shows he is too stupid . Iphone is really the biggest threat of WINDOWS CRAP PHONES.. I put mobile into this is what ballmer answered was stupid and has no brain at all!
Again with the mobile? I haven't tried the win mobile, I'm personally with HTC Magic Android right now. I can tell you, it doesn't miss a single feature, that I'll use on the iPhone! Now think about it... the iPhone IS expensive.. and how many people can afford it? True what he said was stupid aside of that, but that doesn't make him an idiot... just shows Microsoft's overconfidence and arrogance, and you know what happens when you get overconfident...
The most important things lost in windows mobile is powerful muti touch technology and the gaming experience in iPhone . Not to mention mobile phone , even psp go and ndsi still are behind iPhone and iPod touch ! You should have a look at how games are played on iPhone . Actually I help my local telecom shops buy iPhones 3gs and have them shipped to countries without iPhone . I can say the demand is so big and exceeded supply making me wait for at least 2 weeks
Enough already.. this is getting off topic... True, we hate Ballmer, and he kind of fucks Microsoft up, not because hes stupid or anything, it's because he thinks only for money and profit, instead of making a decent product. He has to go.... people like him are dangerous to the technological world! Then again, I would use only open source products.
And speaking about market... Microsoft has so many devisions?? Ok lets see now - Gaming, OS, Mobile, Web, Media... Apple on the other hand - OS, Mobile, maybe even some media...
Have you ever noticed APPLE teases at MICROSOFT all the time, tease at its OS , tease at its STEVE BALLMER (search in youtube) type in "I love my Mac!, says Microsoft chief at 4:45"
All people here LINK ballmer and micrsoft thinking VISTA = BALLMER , it is crap , and as you can see he was jumping like a monkey , if it is not crazy what is that? Has Microsoft ever teased at apple? microsoft knows who is the best! That is why ballmer gave crap answer to iphone launch , iphone is UNBEATABLE!
And as I said... Vista WAS A PRODUCT OF RUSH! Microsoft needed something to compete with, and they needed it fast... so what they did is... copy some features of the mac, add some fancy windows style to it.. and there you have it... They didn't care whether it's crap or not, they only needed a product to compete with... And they succeeded actually, a lot of PCs came in with built in Vista, so users were forced to use it. I personally use Vista, because my laptop came with it, and it's crap...
You are smoking something.. Companies would die to have as devoted and passionate followers as Apple does. Let me know if you see any lines of people waiting from 4am to buy Windows 7 hahahaha
A FAKE.. APPLE DUMBS TRY TO INCREASE THEIR RATING BY THE FAKE PRAISE OF THE LEADING COMPANY OF THE WORLDS. APPLE SUCKS..
ninehoursful 6 months ago
Haha very good :L
drsarg 8 months ago
Microsoft is better than Mac
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BabeyyKaroleaa750 10 months ago
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Stickheadz32 1 year ago
guys this is no remix or fake..this actually happened!! that's why ballmer sucks ^^
shoppingfreak9 1 year ago
hahaha
EyeMoons 1 year ago
Gud mix! :D
rA177vP 1 year ago
hAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
thats some advanced shit right there
ratmdex 1 year ago
554 people dont like apple.
IndustRoyal 1 year ago 2
when i saw the title I thought "it's like a bhuddist stepped inside a christian church"
AlexJumpsBest 1 year ago
ROFL:%@#%%%#%%#%
Misho5z 1 year ago
so thats the new isSteve
NDSCollector 1 year ago
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aweinsto 1 year ago
Billiger zusammenschnitt tzzz... >.<
voubbles 1 year ago
@voubbles
kein zusammenschnitt ^^ das war so das ist ja das gaile dran xD
shoppingfreak9 1 year ago
@shoppingfreak9 naja aber schon gesehen das der hintergrund immer anders is? und ich glaub nich das apple microsoft schilder an der wand kleben hat :'D
voubbles 1 year ago
"I'm glad you like it" GAve me the rest :D :D... hahahahaha!!!
joshua25071994 1 year ago
hahaahha lol omggggggggg
b00nsmoviesss 1 year ago
662 Macs and 532 Windows
Meowwang 1 year ago
@Meowwang
what about linux? Oo
shoppingfreak9 1 year ago
hahaha love this video :D:D
MikeyZeov 1 year ago
For everyone that says that is fake..do you really think it could be real?
MrShoy 1 year ago
LMAO!
TekBehr 1 year ago
Steve Ballmer vs Steve Jobs.
UltimatePisman 1 year ago
Ballmer is stupid. Bring back Gates.
Xehanortheartless 1 year ago
@Xehanortheartless He's not stupid, he's just dymanic. he needs a blow job before he kills someone with so much energy.
NoShit12 1 year ago
nice
gamealfa 1 year ago
I guess Mr Balmer here has had WAY too much coffee. XD
jamesoleruster 1 year ago
@jamesoleruster I guess Mr. Ballmer here has had WAY too much cocaine*
Fix'd.
SlaughterTheFrail 1 year ago
John Di Maggio (Futurama's bender) NAILED Ballmer in "Pirates of silicone valley." If there was ever perfect casting...that was it.
MrPowerring 1 year ago
Both of them are real douchebags
nfguler 1 year ago
Plus the Steve Ballmer parts are worse quality than the Steve Jobs parts
Runescape2123 1 year ago
@Runescape2123 fuking idiot its not microsoft that makes the part you stupid fuck go play some runescape
mrbest20 1 year ago
@Runescape2123 its companys that work for microsoft that makes the parts and your saying for example that a ASUS motherboard is bad? you know what litle punk Asus makes high end quality wise components i bet apple makes them 4 times less good then what asus can do and other companys out there
mrbest20 1 year ago
haaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Niks5in 1 year ago
steve jobs sucks asshole he is always so fucking serious fucking twat!
mrbest20 1 year ago 6
@mrbest20
rastogi1979 1 year ago
@rastogi1979 yeah but windows 7 made microsoft go up 40 % so ok and his iphone 4 failed so much i cant stop laught
mrbest20 1 year ago
@mrbest20 yeah you right thats why i like and study only microsoft
rastogi1979 1 year ago
@rastogi1979 yeah thats nice keep it up dude :)
mrbest20 1 year ago
Holy Christ, he's really nuts...
rtms1988 1 year ago
i have seven words,U GET TRAINED IN PRESENTATION FROM STEVE JOBS
nitinpai77 1 year ago
Steve ballmer is so fake as an ass!
pioneerz450 1 year ago
Fake, two clips in one!!
Runescape2123 1 year ago
@Runescape2123 GEE WIZ WHAT CLUED YOU IN?
Whistt 1 year ago
@Whistt 0:22 you can see Microsoft Sign. MacWorld has the Apple Sign.
Runescape2123 1 year ago
@Runescape2123 That's right!
rtms1988 1 year ago
this is so fake!
drewsahaydak 1 year ago
Sure it's a fake, but it sure is funny. "i'm glad you liked it" LOL
razormint21 1 year ago 48
@razormint21 Really? It's fake? Well you clearly must be a genius in order to figure that one out.
Thycid 1 year ago
now i know why that hungarian guy threw eggs to him! if he does that every time before a conference, gates is gonna put him into a big BIG hospital!
fettonnino 1 year ago
very very bad fake
Releaf231 1 year ago
terrible fake
ieatgalapples 1 year ago
fake as hell
ultimatetoturial56 1 year ago
Developers Developers Developers Developers
commodore256 1 year ago
Great work !! Really well done.
TheRealdpb95 1 year ago
Funny :-) Particularly the end bit
k2kkoos 1 year ago
Is he a monkey?
CJTVProductions 1 year ago 3
hahahaha , it's a hoax , but a good one! XDDD
darktomasen 1 year ago
i wish said that it would ruin his reputation for good lol
AnockDragon 1 year ago
HAHAHAH! Of course it's fake, that's why it's funny..
shawnyboi85 1 year ago
lol last part was funny as hell gj
fh1mahfanzai 1 year ago
fake but funny
moyingyeung 1 year ago
u got me going there
ultraali453 1 year ago
very bad fake....
candymantheonly1 1 year ago 5
ahhahahahahahahhaha great work matey
WorldCupGroup 1 year ago
fake
Bazzilic 2 years ago
duh
webmessia 1 year ago 3
fail
LayMamaHoMah 2 years ago 3
Hahahahahahahahahaha
Ballmer: " I have 4 words for you I...Love...This...Company "
Steve Jobs: " ........ " Well I'm glad you like it "
Hahahahahahahahahaha funny funny shit
edwin768 2 years ago 2
THAT REMIX SUX!
CabStar 2 years ago 19
embrassing microsoft
JohnMikhael444 2 years ago
stop it
Leobons
and
numenor20091
other wise ill tell utube
Lawandomar 2 years ago
he did not go there
Lawandomar 2 years ago
that never happened , this is just another video on top of the mac video
numenor20091 2 years ago
@numenor20091 Way to go genius!
Leobons 2 years ago
@Leobons
??
numenor20091 2 years ago
@numenor20091 Of course that never happened. Those are some of the most famous of Jobs and Ballmer videos.
Smart like an inbred.
Leobons 2 years ago
@Leobons
look u dickfucker, i dont know what ur problem is but u seriously need to go fuck ur ugly mother in the ass or should pound her with my fuckstick ,
instead of attacking people , go kill yourself , your a stupid son of a bitch with no life.
is your bother ur dad too?? i dont blame u
LMAO
numenor20091 2 years ago
@numenor20091 HAHAHAHA
fucktard piece of shit. Go read a book or something... no hope dope
Leobons 2 years ago
@Leobons
i will say it one more time dickhole , go fuck your mother , perhaps in the second try u could get lucky.
numenor20091 2 years ago
@numenor20091 oh you loser you're a disgusting non-productive failure. Die in front of your computer NOW! dumbass
Leobons 2 years ago
@Leobons
didn't i tell u to go fuck ur mother?
damn, ur inbred intelligence amazes me.
hahaha i dont still dont know why u are breathing
numenor20091 2 years ago
fuck my mother? no YOU're the inbred half-wit you son of a porch monkey. Get lost! Go pick lice in your sister's vagina you moron.
FAILURE!
Leobons 2 years ago
@Leobons
yes retard fuck ur mother, just in case ur peanut size brain didnt fully understand what i said, fuck your mother means get ur 4 inch weiner and stick it in her vagina, she might not feel it at first but thats ur problem.
hey fuckbag, get some english training, iam sure there is lots available where u live.
[-_-]
numenor20091 2 years ago
@numenor20091 Grammar problems? I dont see any! You piece of shit!
Go get some air outside of your trailer park see if it does you any good you failed retard son of burnout diseased bum. Don't you know your mother was a whore? Is she still one?
Problem kid, you have no future!
Leobons 2 years ago
@Leobons
ur wrong, i dont live in a trailer, i dont know about ur cheap buck house but i got a big house,
ok time to get serious and in business ,.. how much does your mom charge for a blowjob?
numenor20091 2 years ago
@numenor20091 Ok sport, I love you. you're a true champ and a hero. I salute you. Gotta go fuck my girlfriend now. Good luck with the machine
Leobons 2 years ago
@Leobons
the end?
numenor20091 2 years ago
@numenor20091 hey faggot! You know what... thinking of your mom's navel piercing almost gave me a downer last weekend. I was able to man up though.
Leobons 2 years ago
@Leobons
do you remember writing this " @numenor20091 Ok sport, I love you. you're a true champ and a hero. I salute you "
last time?
i think u need some medication seriously, u might be bipolar or bisexual.
numenor20091 2 years ago
yes stop saying it's fake, it's hilarious!
ZirconCode 2 years ago
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Krazykaveman 2 years ago
wow, u serious? dude, its fake!
fallensniper15 2 years ago
hey dude you should go eat shit somewhere for this.
ImperialArmour 2 years ago
OKAY....
One never changes his clothes and the other is just nuts.
thats it i am switching to linux
camelsmaycry 2 years ago
You're switching to Linux, because of clothing?
Nice..............
iDeufi 2 years ago
its really good but with terrible editing... 11/10 cos of the assumptions :D
TDSayce 2 years ago
the both is crazy
MotweraCity 2 years ago
thi was wel done XD MS CEO saying apple company is great XD
ahkin2 2 years ago
fake
jasper561996 2 years ago
LOL THIS IS AWESOME NICE WELL DONE
xboxlive6 2 years ago
flagged for drug abuse. You can clearly tell steve baller is high
xm8563 2 years ago 2
Flagged for misleading content
Alex13N 2 years ago
Hasn't this video been milked enough?
Thesupermadman 2 years ago
i believe derrick ballmer really does love apple. sure hes a little crazy, but i relaly feel he loves steve jobby.
go open bsd 3.1! yay!
johnnytheprick 2 years ago
Look at Steve Jobs face , when Ballmer going crazy jumping , running and yelling .... Jobs not even respect him as a fellow human , it seems in the video ... Ballmer is one helluva crazy , stupid man ...
karthicklive 2 years ago
Dude, i think its fake. They are clipped together :)
GetalifeProduction 2 years ago
Anyway , I completely enjoyed it ...
karthicklive 2 years ago
you think?
rafael2k7 2 years ago
Ballmer умеет зажигать!)))))))
MsSkyDragon 2 years ago
Hes fat.
vegard930 2 years ago
Apple is PRO , Microsoft is a normal crazy man
candyee88 2 years ago 2
@candyee88
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
allanyamaha 2 years ago
haha
even tho thats fake
that halarious
becker3030 2 years ago
this is a fake..
ImNotAGod0 2 years ago
it doesnt matter if hes an idiot or not. at least we have the Steve thats not dieing.
REA00002 2 years ago
steve ballmer took a hit at mac
wellivea1 2 years ago
I have FOUR WORDS for steve ballmer , HE IS AN IDIOT!
candyee88 2 years ago 22
How can you call someone an idiot... if he succeeded to make over 80% of the world to buy his products... I say the real idiots are those 80% that use his products and call him idiot in return... So crazy - definitely, but idiot? NO!
VeXorian1337 2 years ago
FIRST : if he is clever , windows mobile will not fail Second over 80% people uses windows , coz PC manufacturers have no choice but use windows as an operating system. actually apple earns half of the microsoft net profit. What if apple has shares of 20 % market share?
Also , windows is not made by him, he is the one who manages the company. An idiot can still manage a company which makes a piece of crap , vista is an example!
candyee88 2 years ago
Have I even mentioned mobile?? Why put it into this, when I talk about what MS has done over the years. And how can PC manufacturers not have choice? Mac is an OS like any other. I don't see the problem installing Mac over Win. You forget Google into these 20%. Win is not made by Ballmer, but Mac is not made by Jobs either, so it doesn't matter really who made it. And I can tell you - you have no idea how hard it is to manage a company! Vista is surely crap, but it's a product out of rush.
VeXorian1337 2 years ago
You know what Steve Ballmer said about iphone when it was first lanuched? What he answers shows he is too stupid . Iphone is really the biggest threat of WINDOWS CRAP PHONES.. I put mobile into this is what ballmer answered was stupid and has no brain at all!
candyee88 2 years ago
Again with the mobile? I haven't tried the win mobile, I'm personally with HTC Magic Android right now. I can tell you, it doesn't miss a single feature, that I'll use on the iPhone! Now think about it... the iPhone IS expensive.. and how many people can afford it? True what he said was stupid aside of that, but that doesn't make him an idiot... just shows Microsoft's overconfidence and arrogance, and you know what happens when you get overconfident...
VeXorian1337 2 years ago
The most important things lost in windows mobile is powerful muti touch technology and the gaming experience in iPhone . Not to mention mobile phone , even psp go and ndsi still are behind iPhone and iPod touch ! You should have a look at how games are played on iPhone . Actually I help my local telecom shops buy iPhones 3gs and have them shipped to countries without iPhone . I can say the demand is so big and exceeded supply making me wait for at least 2 weeks
candyee88 2 years ago
Enough already.. this is getting off topic... True, we hate Ballmer, and he kind of fucks Microsoft up, not because hes stupid or anything, it's because he thinks only for money and profit, instead of making a decent product. He has to go.... people like him are dangerous to the technological world! Then again, I would use only open source products.
VeXorian1337 2 years ago
And speaking about market... Microsoft has so many devisions?? Ok lets see now - Gaming, OS, Mobile, Web, Media... Apple on the other hand - OS, Mobile, maybe even some media...
VeXorian1337 2 years ago
Have you ever noticed APPLE teases at MICROSOFT all the time, tease at its OS , tease at its STEVE BALLMER (search in youtube) type in "I love my Mac!, says Microsoft chief at 4:45"
All people here LINK ballmer and micrsoft thinking VISTA = BALLMER , it is crap , and as you can see he was jumping like a monkey , if it is not crazy what is that? Has Microsoft ever teased at apple? microsoft knows who is the best! That is why ballmer gave crap answer to iphone launch , iphone is UNBEATABLE!
candyee88 2 years ago
And as I said... Vista WAS A PRODUCT OF RUSH! Microsoft needed something to compete with, and they needed it fast... so what they did is... copy some features of the mac, add some fancy windows style to it.. and there you have it... They didn't care whether it's crap or not, they only needed a product to compete with... And they succeeded actually, a lot of PCs came in with built in Vista, so users were forced to use it. I personally use Vista, because my laptop came with it, and it's crap...
VeXorian1337 2 years ago
CANDYEE87,
do u meen wen it worx?
johnnytheprick 2 years ago
@candyee88 if you were a billionaire, you would be an idiot too.
dydziooo 1 year ago
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@dydziooo if u were in front of me, i would be kicking your ass
candyee88 1 year ago
Ballmer: I LOVE THIS COMPANY!!!
Jobs: Well I'm glad you like it.
LOL
ComradeSlice 2 years ago
GREAT SPOOF !!! F*cking Funny stuff !!! XD
koolenboer 2 years ago 2
what a lol fake
ngulamammet 2 years ago
I like Balmer, I think Apple should snatch him up. Such a waste of enthusiasm with Microsuck.
kalbertine 2 years ago 13
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Whatever. Go back to sacrificing your G4s with the rest of your cult.
CN073 2 years ago
I'ts aFAKE but Ballmerd sucks!
zeven111111 2 years ago 4
baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer (idoit)
klokke86 2 years ago
FAKE
sa1408 2 years ago
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Jobs tries to look charming. what a warm jerk. allways in black... Like Steven Segal. Ballmer is so kickass!
Kozmoshido 2 years ago
I agree
gman0productions 2 years ago
Even though this is fake, it was funny and good job with the editing.
CarlJUK 2 years ago
all i have to say is wtf
JFLORES980 2 years ago
Steve jobs is just jealous that he's not awesome like steve ballmer
xforever13 2 years ago
I LOVE THIS COMPANY YEAAAA
yoaznnigga 2 years ago 2
jajajajajajajajaj!
SyrDisticAnalyser 2 years ago
he needs to lay off the krank
killswitchxdc 2 years ago
Epic Fail of a Video
sekunda32 2 years ago
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Steve jobs is sucha fucking asshole.
EmuTime2 2 years ago
APE!
MrHans25 2 years ago 2
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apple rulz microsoft sucks
45xD123 2 years ago
Meh. You were surely using a Microsoft powered OS when you typed that.
;D
HALLEROEDER 2 years ago
???
maniacwithagun767 2 years ago
LOL Steve Ballmer on steroids, drugs and alcohol...
This video shows it LOL
MiracleKD18 2 years ago 3
Jobs = Innovator, Revolutionary...
Ballmer = Red Neck, Jerk, Stupid, Dumb Ass, etc.
thiagovader 2 years ago
ure so right
45xD123 2 years ago
jep ure right
45xD123 2 years ago
I know which leader I'll follow.
Cool will always win over a try too hard.
WhiteSugar4U 2 years ago 2
hahahah
simcitysaver 2 years ago
balmer is a fag
muk546 2 years ago
this red monkey realy crazy !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
breafone 2 years ago
Haha I know it's fake but still it's so fcking funny!!!!!
Svenskarnasegna123 2 years ago
Obviously fake (it doesn't take a genius to figure that out) but it's pretty funny XD
MasterOfTheXP 2 years ago 3
Fake..
Edited video..
mostwanted625 2 years ago
really? Do you REALLY think so??? i mean c'mon!
labtob 2 years ago
That wuz funny rot thar
psychoclown420 2 years ago 2
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It;s called passion. apple people won't get it. they do good products, sometimes, but they don't have passion
jliu34740 2 years ago
You are smoking something.. Companies would die to have as devoted and passionate followers as Apple does. Let me know if you see any lines of people waiting from 4am to buy Windows 7 hahahaha
trifonovg1 2 years ago 4
excellent stuff..... luv MACs
ashwinisidhu 2 years ago
you fail
MrBonethrower 2 years ago
Steve Ballmer at Mac World with a Microsoft Logo behind him??? Bad edit...
SaScTV 2 years ago 20
lame, bad editing to
will1818s 2 years ago 9
lol@edits
CiCixCherie 2 years ago 4
yea dude that was fuckin funny. im glad u like it ha hah ha
meauxami19 2 years ago
stop taking acids steve jobs
senhordovale256b 2 years ago
Don't stop taking acid Steve... ^^
Acrimonator 2 years ago 10
i <3 steve, hes soo chill
UhhPlanBProductions 2 years ago
Steve Jobs almost sounds like angry homo kid.
lemongrapesfilms 2 years ago 3
HAhahahahahahaha,,,, fake but good
ziiiwiii 2 years ago 2
This guy has got to be on meth.
GreenBlaze75 2 years ago 2