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  • A FAKE.. APPLE DUMBS TRY TO INCREASE THEIR RATING BY THE FAKE PRAISE OF THE LEADING COMPANY OF THE WORLDS. APPLE SUCKS..

  • Haha very good :L

  • Microsoft is better than Mac

  • Source used from the song: Digital Droo - Monkey Developers.

  • guys this is no remix or fake..this actually happened!! that's why ballmer sucks ^^

  • hahaha

  • Gud mix! :D

  • hAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAA­AAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

    thats some advanced shit right there

  • 554 people dont like apple.

  • when i saw the title I thought "it's like a bhuddist stepped inside a christian church"

  • ROFL:%@#%%%#%%#%

  • so thats the new isSteve

  • Billiger zusammenschnitt tzzz... >.<

  • @voubbles

    kein zusammenschnitt ^^ das war so das ist ja das gaile dran xD

  • @shoppingfreak9 naja aber schon gesehen das der hintergrund immer anders is? und ich glaub nich das apple microsoft schilder an der wand kleben hat :'D

  • "I'm glad you like it" GAve me the rest :D :D... hahahahaha!!!

  • hahaahha lol omggggggggg

  • 662 Macs and 532 Windows

  • @Meowwang

    what about linux? Oo

  • hahaha love this video :D:D

  • For everyone that says that is fake..do you really think it could be real?

  • LMAO!

  • Steve Ballmer vs Steve Jobs.

  • Ballmer is stupid. Bring back Gates.

  • @Xehanortheartless He's not stupid, he's just dymanic. he needs a blow job before he kills someone with so much energy.

  • nice 

  • I guess Mr Balmer here has had WAY too much coffee. XD

  • @jamesoleruster I guess Mr. Ballmer here has had WAY too much cocaine*

    Fix'd.

  • John Di Maggio (Futurama's bender) NAILED Ballmer in "Pirates of silicone valley." If there was ever perfect casting...that was it.

  • Both of them are real douchebags

  • Plus the Steve Ballmer parts are worse quality than the Steve Jobs parts

  • @Runescape2123 fuking idiot its not microsoft that makes the part you stupid fuck go play some runescape

  • @Runescape2123 its companys that work for microsoft that makes the parts and your saying for example that a ASUS motherboard is bad? you know what litle punk Asus makes high end quality wise components i bet apple makes them 4 times less good then what asus can do and other companys out there

  • haaaaaaaaaaaaaa

  • steve jobs sucks asshole he is always so fucking serious fucking twat!

  • @mrbest20 

  • @rastogi1979 yeah but windows 7 made microsoft go up 40 % so ok and his iphone 4 failed so much i cant stop laught

  • @mrbest20 yeah you right thats why i like and study only microsoft

  • @rastogi1979 yeah thats nice keep it up dude :)

  • Holy Christ, he's really nuts...

  • i have seven words,U GET TRAINED IN PRESENTATION FROM STEVE JOBS

  • Steve ballmer is so fake as an ass!

  • Fake, two clips in one!!

  • @Runescape2123 GEE WIZ WHAT CLUED YOU IN?

  • @Whistt 0:22 you can see Microsoft Sign. MacWorld has the Apple Sign.

  • @Runescape2123 That's right!

  • this is so fake!

  • Sure it's a fake, but it sure is funny. "i'm glad you liked it" LOL

  • @razormint21 Really? It's fake? Well you clearly must be a genius in order to figure that one out.

  • now i know why that hungarian guy threw eggs to him! if he does that every time before a conference, gates is gonna put him into a big BIG hospital!

  • very very bad fake

  • terrible fake

  • fake as hell

  • Developers Developers Developers Developers

  • Great work !! Really well done.

  • Funny :-) Particularly the end bit

  • Is he a monkey?

  • hahahaha , it's a hoax , but a good one! XDDD

  • i wish said that it would ruin his reputation for good lol

  • HAHAHAH! Of course it's fake, that's why it's funny..

  • lol last part was funny as hell gj

  • fake but funny

  • u got me going there

  • very bad fake....

  • ahhahahahahahahhaha great work matey

  • fake

  • duh

  • fail

  • Hahahahahahahahahaha

    Ballmer: " I have 4 words for you I...Love...This...Company "

    Steve Jobs: " ........ " Well I'm glad you like it "

    Hahahahahahahahahaha funny funny shit

  • THAT REMIX SUX!

  • embrassing microsoft

  • stop it

    Leobons

    and

    numenor20091

    other wise ill tell utube

  • he did not go there

  • that never happened , this is just another video on top of the mac video

  • @numenor20091 Way to go genius!

  • @Leobons

    ??

  • @numenor20091 Of course that never happened. Those are some of the most famous of Jobs and Ballmer videos.

    Smart like an inbred.

  • @Leobons

    look u dickfucker, i dont know what ur problem is but u seriously need to go fuck ur ugly mother in the ass or should pound her with my fuckstick ,

    instead of attacking people , go kill yourself , your a stupid son of a bitch with no life.

    is your bother ur dad too?? i dont blame u

    LMAO

  • @numenor20091 HAHAHAHA

    fucktard piece of shit. Go read a book or something... no hope dope

  • @Leobons

    i will say it one more time dickhole , go fuck your mother , perhaps in the second try  u could get lucky.

  • @numenor20091 oh you loser you're a disgusting non-productive failure. Die in front of your computer NOW! dumbass

  • @Leobons

    didn't i tell u to go fuck ur mother?

    damn, ur inbred intelligence amazes me.

    hahaha i dont still dont know why u are breathing

  • fuck my mother? no YOU're the inbred half-wit you son of a porch monkey. Get lost! Go pick lice in your sister's vagina you moron.

    FAILURE!

  • @Leobons

    yes retard fuck ur mother, just in case ur peanut size brain didnt fully understand what i said, fuck your mother means get ur 4 inch weiner and stick it in her vagina, she might not feel it at first but thats ur problem.

    hey fuckbag, get some english training, iam sure there is lots available where u live.

    [-_-]

  • @numenor20091 Grammar problems? I dont see any! You piece of shit!

    Go get some air outside of your trailer park see if it does you any good you failed retard son of burnout diseased bum. Don't you know your mother was a whore? Is she still one?

    Problem kid, you have no future!

  • @Leobons

    ur wrong, i dont live in a trailer, i dont know about ur cheap buck house but i got a big house,

    ok time to get serious and in business ,.. how much does your mom charge for a blowjob?

  • @numenor20091 Ok sport, I love you. you're a true champ and a hero. I salute you. Gotta go fuck my girlfriend now. Good luck with the machine

  • @Leobons

    the end?

  • @numenor20091 hey faggot! You know what... thinking of your mom's navel piercing almost gave me a downer last weekend. I was able to man up though.

  • @Leobons

    do you remember writing this " @numenor20091 Ok sport, I love you. you're a true champ and a hero. I salute you "

    last time?

    i think u need some medication seriously, u might be bipolar or bisexual.

  • yes stop saying it's fake, it's hilarious!

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  • wow, u serious? dude, its fake!

  • hey dude you should go eat shit somewhere for this.

  • OKAY....

    One never changes his clothes and the other is just nuts.

    thats it i am switching to linux

  • You're switching to Linux, because of clothing?

    Nice..............

  • its really good but with terrible editing... 11/10 cos of the assumptions :D

  • the both is crazy

  • thi was wel done XD MS CEO saying apple company is great XD

  • fake

  • LOL THIS IS AWESOME NICE WELL DONE

  • flagged for drug abuse. You can clearly tell steve baller is high

  • Flagged for misleading content

  • Hasn't this video been milked enough?

  • i believe derrick ballmer really does love apple. sure hes a little crazy, but i relaly feel he loves steve jobby.

    go open bsd 3.1! yay!

  • Look at Steve Jobs face , when Ballmer going crazy jumping , running and yelling .... Jobs not even respect him as a fellow human , it seems in the video ... Ballmer is one helluva crazy , stupid man ...

  • Dude, i think its fake. They are clipped together :)

  • Anyway , I completely enjoyed it ...

  • you think?

  • Ballmer умеет зажигать!)))))))

  • Hes fat.

  • Apple is PRO , Microsoft is a normal crazy man

  • @candyee88

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • haha

    even tho thats fake

    that halarious

  • this is a fake..

  • it doesnt matter if hes an idiot or not. at least we have the Steve thats not dieing.

  • steve ballmer took a hit at mac

  • I have FOUR WORDS for steve ballmer , HE IS AN IDIOT!

  • How can you call someone an idiot... if he succeeded to make over 80% of the world to buy his products... I say the real idiots are those 80% that use his products and call him idiot in return... So crazy - definitely, but idiot? NO!

  • FIRST : if he is clever , windows mobile will not fail Second over 80% people uses windows , coz PC manufacturers have no choice but use windows as an operating system. actually apple earns half of the microsoft net profit. What if apple has shares of 20 % market share?

    Also , windows is not made by him, he is the one who manages the company. An idiot can still manage a company which makes a piece of crap , vista is an example!

  • Have I even mentioned mobile?? Why put it into this, when I talk about what MS has done over the years. And how can PC manufacturers not have choice? Mac is an OS like any other. I don't see the problem installing Mac over Win. You forget Google into these 20%. Win is not made by Ballmer, but Mac is not made by Jobs either, so it doesn't matter really who made it. And I can tell you - you have no idea how hard it is to manage a company! Vista is surely crap, but it's a product out of rush.

  • You know what Steve Ballmer said about iphone when it was first lanuched? What he answers shows he is too stupid . Iphone is really the biggest threat of WINDOWS CRAP PHONES.. I put mobile into this is what ballmer answered was stupid and has no brain at all!

  • Again with the mobile? I haven't tried the win mobile, I'm personally with HTC Magic Android right now. I can tell you, it doesn't miss a single feature, that I'll use on the iPhone! Now think about it... the iPhone IS expensive.. and how many people can afford it? True what he said was stupid aside of that, but that doesn't make him an idiot... just shows Microsoft's overconfidence and arrogance, and you know what happens when you get overconfident...

  • The most important things lost in windows mobile is powerful muti touch technology and the gaming experience in iPhone . Not to mention mobile phone , even psp go and ndsi still are behind iPhone and iPod touch ! You should have a look at how games are played on iPhone . Actually I help my local telecom shops buy iPhones 3gs and have them shipped to countries without iPhone . I can say the demand is so big and exceeded supply making me wait for at least 2 weeks

  • Enough already.. this is getting off topic... True, we hate Ballmer, and he kind of fucks Microsoft up, not because hes stupid or anything, it's because he thinks only for money and profit, instead of making a decent product. He has to go.... people like him are dangerous to the technological world! Then again, I would use only open source products.

  • And speaking about market... Microsoft has so many devisions?? Ok lets see now - Gaming, OS, Mobile, Web, Media... Apple on the other hand - OS, Mobile, maybe even some media...

  • Have you ever noticed APPLE teases at MICROSOFT all the time, tease at its OS , tease at its STEVE BALLMER (search in youtube) type in "I love my Mac!, says Microsoft chief at 4:45"

    All people here LINK ballmer and micrsoft thinking VISTA = BALLMER , it is crap , and as you can see he was jumping like a monkey , if it is not crazy what is that? Has Microsoft ever teased at apple? microsoft knows who is the best! That is why ballmer gave crap answer to iphone launch , iphone is UNBEATABLE!

  • And as I said... Vista WAS A PRODUCT OF RUSH! Microsoft needed something to compete with, and they needed it fast... so what they did is... copy some features of the mac, add some fancy windows style to it.. and there you have it... They didn't care whether it's crap or not, they only needed a product to compete with... And they succeeded actually, a lot of PCs came in with built in Vista, so users were forced to use it. I personally use Vista, because my laptop came with it, and it's crap...

  • CANDYEE87,

    do u meen wen it worx?

  • @candyee88 if you were a billionaire, you would be an idiot too.

  • Ballmer: I LOVE THIS COMPANY!!!

    Jobs: Well I'm glad you like it.

    LOL

  • GREAT SPOOF !!! F*cking Funny stuff !!! XD

  • what a lol fake

  • I like Balmer, I think Apple should snatch him up. Such a waste of enthusiasm with Microsuck.

  • I'ts aFAKE but Ballmerd sucks!

  • baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaal­meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeeeeeeer (idoit)

  • FAKE

  • I agree

  • Even though this is fake, it was funny and good job with the editing.

  • all i have to say is wtf

  • Steve jobs is just jealous that he's not awesome like steve ballmer

  • I LOVE THIS COMPANY YEAAAA

  • jajajajajajajajaj!

  • he needs to lay off the krank

  • Epic Fail of a Video

  • APE!

  • Meh. You were surely using a Microsoft powered OS when you typed that.

    ;D

  • ???

  • LOL Steve Ballmer on steroids, drugs and alcohol...

    This video shows it LOL

  • Jobs = Innovator, Revolutionary...

    Ballmer = Red Neck, Jerk, Stupid, Dumb Ass, etc.

  • ure so right

  • jep ure right

  • I know which leader I'll follow.

    Cool will always win over a try too hard.

  • hahahah

  • balmer is a fag

  • this red monkey realy crazy !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Haha I know it's fake but still it's so fcking funny!!!!!

  • Obviously fake (it doesn't take a genius to figure that out) but it's pretty funny XD

  • Fake..

    Edited video..

  • really? Do you REALLY think so??? i mean c'mon!

  • That wuz funny rot thar

  • You are smoking something.. Companies would die to have as devoted and passionate followers as Apple does. Let me know if you see any lines of people waiting from 4am to buy Windows 7 hahahaha

  • excellent stuff..... luv MACs

  • you fail

  • Steve Ballmer at Mac World with a Microsoft Logo behind him??? Bad edit...

  • lame, bad editing to

  • lol@edits

  • yea dude that was fuckin funny. im glad u like it ha hah ha

  • stop taking acids steve jobs

  • Don't stop taking acid Steve... ^^

  • i <3 steve, hes soo chill

  • Steve Jobs almost sounds like angry homo kid.

  • HAhahahahahahaha,,,, fake but good

  • This guy has got to be on meth.