Peter Kay - Slimming World

[007toft007]

I cant PHoo

[ItsKrisSuckers]

ROTFL

"I cant poo"

[beinndorainjames]

Peter's heart is in the right place and he can raise the occassional chuckle, but let's get real, he isn't a top class comedian.

[RelativeBadger]

@phoenixflare000 It is exactly like that - full of mid-life crisis mums with little education between them.

[Lucyeleanor97]

I've shit a pound! LOL <3

[lilgallucy]

take the 'c' off of chips and what have you got?

can't do it for ya'

[boniphoenix]

What the hell are we talking about history on a comedy clip?! Let's just enjoy the clip people!

I'm on Slimming World and I still find this funny because to some extent it's true

[paulsreay1]

@joshyfg comedy for the less intelligent morons. Also if his face gets any fatter it will explode. nice language by the way. you just proved my first point. I look forward to your retarded reply

[Epionea]

@paulsreay1 For 'the less intelligent morons', funny how I'm a History student yet find this hilarious still then isn't it? Your just overly cynical.

[paulsreay1]

@Epionea You do know then that history is either biased because it is one persons view, or it is complete bullshit. Or did you think it was all factual.

[Epionea]

@paulsreay1 Ah, spoken so 'intellectually' and with such a great hold on the English language! It is a shame you cannot practice what you preach.

Be gone! Hypocrite!

[paulsreay1]

@Epionea none of what you said makes any sense. what do you mean.

[Epionea]

@paulsreay1 Just making a jibe at your earlier statement "nice language by the way" to the other commenter and then going on to use profanity against me.

[paulsreay1]

@Epionea i wasnt using a profanity against you personally, but against the history we are led to believe is true.

[thecameronrowe]

AH CAHNT PEW!

[ThePhoenixbitch]

Love him!!

[paulsreay1]

this is embarrasingly awful. comedy for the bingo crowd, mainly old grey haired women. NOT FUNNY

[TheRichstaa]

"I'm looking here now at my hand.......and i'm worried" haha quality!!! :'D

[cspow]

Hilarious one of my favourite Peter Kay clips , I go to slimming world and it just makes me laugh !

[The6UR]

Big round of applause to Debby, This Week, she lost A POUND!

Whats that? Thats Shit a pound it cost me bloody £3.50 to get in 'ere, what the hell is a pound?

LOL

[Cookiemonster1626]

If u wanna run round eatin lard!!!

[beccaxx2244]

take away the c and what do you get? xD love him

[GreenDani18]

Hilarious, the reasons why I gave up the SW meetings and doing it online instead! A 1b? What's a lb? I shit a pound and it cost me £3.50 to get in (yeah kajing, kajing). The money grasping bitch running it more like - meetings packed to bursting and just to weigh in, madness. Do it online less fuss, more results!

[HeavyWeaponsGuy1231]

Yh, I cant poo :P

[sophster84]

im not a peter kay fan but i was quite intrested to see what he had to say about s.world as i am a member...in general i found this quite funny

[SuperTruth77]

My daughter went to meetings held by ‘SlimFire’, a local slimming club opened by a lowlife steriod-pumping bodybuilder scumbag since jailed for 4yrs.

There was a constant atmosphere of intimidation & fear, with physical beatings for those failing to meet weekly targets. One woman had her arm broken in 3 places. He fixed the scales so that women he found attractive would be ‘rewarded’ with compulsory ‘private consultations’ at his home. Only after repeated rape allegations was he arrested.

[carpoman]

@SuperTruth77 you're a nut case

[Dendiol]

@SuperTruth77 That's disgraceful. Surprising no one reported it earlier.

[greenwichwitch]

that is so like it is ... i was pissing meself

[79Jamy]

LMAO

[1Thompsonmusic]

He said some funny things, but then he just kind of lost his timing a bit and looked quite normal. Fraud.

[RyanRoberzzz]

I SAID I SHIT A POUND WHATS THAT!?

[GAMESGLORIOUSGAMES]

y do ppl copy wat has been sed in the video

[lethalnezzle]

does anyone remember anything ever?

[nipplerfitzer]

ha its funny cos he's fat too ha

[TheLambov12]

Am looking here now... At me hand. LMAO

[deerechillin123]

Give Caroll a round of a plause for trying,.....for trying what?... Cooking oil?! Fat bitch!

Ey Caroll, take the 'c' of chips? what dya get?...  its up to you love!

LEGEND!!:D

[PDIVAD]

Why are people cribbing over how much the slimming clubs are? Its a comediens licence to say wot he wants. Its meant to be funny and not factual. Try reading his books

[chiajack5]

love peter kay hes funny

[jmahher888]

wooo i live oposite the methodist church hall in bolton!!! xD

[higginson1992]

joan at the back any problems this week love......YEAH I CANT POO!!

[DHumpas]

@higginson1992 ah to much information joan im eating a nutri grain bar here dirty bitch lmao

[gibson1403]

we didn't need to now that... i'm eating a nutri grain here!!

[LLOYD19851012]

weight watchers is £20 to join and £5.95 a week. slimming world is £20 to join and £4.95 a week.

[littlefairy1983]

@LLOYD19851012 Slimming World isn't £20 to join. It's £9.95 plus the weekly fee of £4.95, but there's always a deal where you either get your first week free or you get half price membership so either way you only ever pay £9.95 to join.

[billyconnearly]

@LLOYD19851012 Slimming World is actually £9.95 to join then £4.95 pw

[4everMANC]

i cant poooo

[dobz41]

i shit a pound what that!!!! LOL

[TheWatson94]

i'm eatin nutragrain here ya dirty bitch. you want it? haha!

[TheFussyVlog]

"I shit a pound!" lmfao XD

[smallrossy]

"i cant poo" lol

[Animalcrossing95]

XDXD!!

Whats goin on luv? i`m looking here now..at my hand....and i`m worried XDXD!!

CAROL, take the c of chips, whaddaya get?.......Its up to you love! i can`t do it for ya!...you wanna run round eating lard....

P.E.T.E.R K.A.Y = Legend!!

[madeinengland90]

'you wanna run round eatin lard' - pmsl XD

[DonBoscoist]

so true!...

[trickyvix09]

love peter

[totty11]

one pound big deal, cost me 3.50 to get in whats a pound?! hahaa quality!

[LILBAYB33ST3F]

big round of applause for debbie this week she lost a pound! i said: i shit a pound, what's that! :')

&

joan, at the back, any problems this week joan love? yeah i can't poo! :')!!

i love this guyy <3

[Punjabdapunjabi]

Pms lol

[MCFCFAN1000]

PMSL

[LDJDRUMMER]

love peter kay

1)lee evans

2)PETER KAY && michael mcintyree!

all very closee love himm

[paperbrains]

haha, love peter kay! <3

[partlett123]

whats she tried? cooking oil, fait bitch ! lmao !

[criticalbill1983]

No matter how many times i watch this DVD, i still find it absolutely bloody hilarious!! Peter Kay is undoubtedly the best all-round(not as in fat)comedian in the UK.

[2d360]

0:54 so funny - i cant poo

[LauraLk31]

i love Peter Kay so much :L

[kcheck21]

@boxyboy122 ..yeah you are so shit at spelling....

[boxyboy122]

hey.....i can spell FUCK YOU!

[kcheck21]

at least you can spell that!!!

[coolguy9996]

I agree.

[GAMESGLORIOUSGAMES]

@boxyboy122 yh because 'comody' is a word... go to friggin school and stop skiiving on youtube

[shawster1000]

amazing

I admire peter kay he is amazing

[karoolta]

dirty bitch

[berbagod1994]

lol 0:40

legend

[suiopqwnm2]

too much information joan.

[suiopqwnm2]

what's she trying cooking oil the fat bitch.

[CookieMoo23]

Take The 'C' Of Chips, What D'ya Get?!? Hahhaa x

[SirKil0t]

Can't do this for you.

[monikitten]

i broke one of me nails!!!!!!!!hahaha

[capricorn871]

HAHAHA its sooo funny!!! i go to weight watchers and tats actually wat happens!!!! pmsl x x

[phoenixtilidie]

I think I know which church he means :O Damn my father of Westhoughton.

[Etumax]

Royal Slim

[TheKazza1987]

take the C of CHIPS HAHAHAHAHAHA

[kingkarlone]

my sort of favourite night in is girlfriend goes out, peter kay DVDs, pizza and Wales.

[lfc439]

lookin here now .....

at me hand :L

[ANDYGYD]

14 stone in a day

[Lavendergaljackie2]

Sliiming World like Weight Watches but a quid cheaper lol

[ebaybabe07]

Lol thats Slimming World!

[owski73]

its not a half stone sticker its an AWARD lol !!

But this is very very funny LOL !!!!!!!!!

[jakhaw12]

thanks for commenting and voting people

[geoclph]

(100th comment xD )

This is classic

'com'on we're all nosey bitches'

lol

[walklikeapenguin]

im looking here now....at me hand...XD fucking priceless

[brionyleigh18]

hes got slimming world right

[KeriP18]

Slimming world is not like that attol.

Everyone is so nice there.

Yeh he is funny though

:L

Lol

[marieSeptember]

PETER KAY ROCKS!!!!!!!!

any one who says otherwise is just plain stupid ; )

[xWeexMoOx]

He actually acts like a woman, it's hilarious.

[rapidtightgroup]

Take the c of chips...classic

[Maksimfan]

slimming world isn't like that at all, at least mine isn't. everyone's lovely

[hondacrazy123]

its comedy

[dudedude270]

its not supposed to be serious, hes taking the piss

[gigglemifingers]

'I'm lookin here now, at me hand' - LOL, Peter Kay rocks! :D

[Ghost6644]

For trying what??

Cooking oil. Fat bitch!!

Love it

[elbowfan2009]

How true is this

[nicola1c1992]

hey carol take the c of chips - what duya get? lmao

[Claireyyyy]

"Eating a Nutri-Grain here, dirty bitch!"

[hogg123y]

fkn hilarious!!!

[suiopqwnm2]

Please Die and go spam some other video.

[053bss]

Go away and watch your pretentious Jimmy Carr DVDs.

[billyconnearly]

What is your IQ? - same as your shoe size - join the real world

[BilliePiperFan82]

He's very popular, just because you don't like him doesn't mean you have to insult those who do.

[dannykeen85]

well said anyone who dislikes him hasent got a clue.

[suiopqwnm2]

your were doing so well to pat you nearly had your half stone sticker

[SongwriterChic]

Haha he's hilarious!

Love him loll :)

[Titch1008]

1.57 - i broke a nail , and i had  fri up ! lol

[jinglebells221191]

The only reason he mentioned the methodist church hall is because in the UK they have a lot of these club type meetings in church halls, nothing to do with follow god and you'll lose weight!

once again, english joke... If ya dont get it, pretend you do and just watch and laugh...

BTW, doing slimming world and it's become a running joke to break a nail!

[Toomra]

Actually religion was only brought up because someone got called a Bible basher and it escalated from there, it wasn't anything that was said in the video.

[avideogameplayer]

maybe he should go to slimming world...

[trytuningthat]

he did, thats what the anecdotes about

[xtuesdayschildx]

I still love this no matter how many times I've seen it.

[dcshoecousa101]

its changed now, you can have red and green together

[lloyd525]

i shit a pound!

greatest ever.

[XxDizzyRhizxX]

oh that's what he said - i though he said 'that's shit a pound!' lol!

[YasmineS94]

haha slimming world is exactly like he says XD

[No1HasThisName]

take the C of chips what you get lmao. BTW whats religion got to do with this?

[MellosChocoBar]

OMG I am soooo SORRY I didn't know there was NO God in this at all!!! The other comments led me to believe there was. My computer is SLOW so the vid hadn't loaded. I didn't see it all. O.O Why was everyone talking about God then? Anyway, 5/5!!!

[MellosChocoBar]

LOL! Peter Kay did almost the exact same act in a different show. I must say his other performance didn't have anything about God in it and he did it with more enthusiasm.....But still a great vid. 4/5 cos of the God stuff....sorry.

[REMZbeatbox]

lol fucking jew.

[LambNo11]

peter kay is pretty funny :)

hmmm i think ppl should stop ganging up on dragonsfire911 just coz of his religious views... all he did in the first place is say that he thinks peter kay isn't funny (fair enuff) and it was kathspaceman who started digging at him/her for their religious values... so obviously dragonfire911 would be defensive...!?

btw i am NOT religious so...

just don't think its fair is all...

:/

[Toomra]

Agreed 100%. Seriously, they baited him and then mocked him when they got what they wanted.

[blademanx]

wtf does religion come into this comedy fuckin hell

[withaddedmental]

What's this god bollocks?

[Ashgrove17]

Did I miss something here? I thought I was watching a very funny Peter Kay clip. Buggered if I know these two( JoeBrenan and Dragonsfire911) got so distracted from the clip. By the way, does anyone else wonder why "911"?

[corsamad171]

peter kay.... one of the best comics ever :D

[aled616]

excuse me Dragonsfire911 please dont force your beliefs onto ppl. i know i wouldnt like it if i where them. i am a christian and i believe in God but it is important that people find their own believe in Jesus Christ and God. :) and if people dont want to believe dont have any problem with that it is their own choice and let them live their life as they see fit. okay?

btw not all christains want to push their belifs upon you :)

[clarkeybadboy]

whats god got to do with this.

cost me 3.50 to get in whats a pound

[skaterpanny]

god is coming lmao get a life

[dolly32112]

im eating a nutri-grain bar here, dirty bitch :P haha

[barnsleybornnbred]

its up to you, carn't do it for ya,

x)

[DJWOLFEO]

Well good peter

[expostfactum]

Im having a hard time understanding what he is saying.

[CANDiFLOSSx]

hes really funny!

[chucklemad]

fuck off u religious freak.

[suiopqwnm2]

I can't poo!

[hafeeze123]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­haha fukin cooking oil ahahahahahahahahahah fat bitch ahahahahahaha

[9295haylee9295]

Hes Brill Love Him :)

I Want To Go See His Show Live :)

[MegzBaybii]

Omg i love this! XD Peter kay rules!

My mum works for slimming world, its really good :D XD

[scherezerade]

Ohhhh this guy is soo funny ..well cant beat a bit of northern humour!!!

[Peteb667]

Great comidein who makes everday matters funny

[kathspaceman]

i saw your profile you are a usa bible basher just a arse if you don't think peter kay is not funny loooooser. carry on bible bashing american freak. (please relise this is not a dig at americamns just this one)

[kathspaceman]

fuck off

[sandracowper]

go and spread your religious crap somewhere else

[marchofthedogs]

dude god isnt real if u belive fair enuf but dont force ur beliefs on every one else

[Dragonsfire911]

God is real and its my Job to let people know he is coming, but as far as this video goes, STOP COMMENTING ME!!!!! I DONT CARE ABOUT A STUPID COMIC REALLY I DONT!

[marchofthedogs]

its no1s job cos hes not coming

[PinkSkullCross]

Dragonsfire011 it is not your job 2 let ppl know "god" is coming and we dnt reali care, we went on peter kay on utube 2 laugh not 2 learn about fucking God ok ?? keep ya comments 2 ya self. thank u :)

[Dragonsfire911]

How dare you

1 never speak about God while cursing

2 God created you and loves you and created this world and in his word told the believers in christ to go into all the world and to preach the gosple. next time you talk to me, respect my God who created me and loved me enough to Die on a cross even though he knew i was going to mess up and saved me any way. I dont care what you say to me but you will respect my God.

[nikoscon]

"..respect my God who created me and loved me enough to Die on a cross even though he knew i was going to mess up ..."

Well my friend, that just one example of how you've messed up, considering the 'fact' that God never died on a cross for you. His apparent son, Jesus did.

[Dragonsfire911]

Jesus is God, ever heard of the trinity?

[corsamad171]

jesus aint god rofl jesus was the son of god. i know that and i have never been to church. lol jesus is god rofl :D

[Dragonsfire911]

That just goes to show that you don't infact know. Jesus was 100% God and 100% man, if you were to pick up and examine a bible every now and then and stop being so close minded you might know that.

[corsamad171]

no he wasn't god he was the son of god you prick. i need to pick up a bible? i think you need to kid. or just wikipedia his ass. and i aint close minded im just saying that if your gonna force your beliefs on people make sure you know all the facts dumbass

[xXzeBUSHXx]

haha or just wikipedoa his ass lmao

[kathspaceman]

as jimmy carr said in his latest show. if jesus died for our sins then shouldn't we keep on sinning to make his death more meaning lol. if we don't keep on sinning what is the point of him dying for our sins

[JoeBrenan]

I don't respect your God, infact i curse the God you "praise" the only thing your fucking "God" has brung to this world (Which wasn't created by him) Is war, death and people who use religion to gain finalcially/ TAX dodge. The whole theory of religion is filled with contradictory stories that have been passed down throughout the years, leave people alone, we're all bored of you now. This isn't a dig at every Religious person, i am open to your thoughts so be open to mine.

[Dragonsfire911]

No that is very close minded and rude, if it is contradictory to believe in God, Prove it, until then, leave me alone, I didnt do anything to you

[JoeBrenan]

I never said it is contradictory to believe in "God", sometimes it's what desperate people need to have a glimmer of hope in their life, which isn't always a bad thing....

[JoeBrenan]

...However, their are many misleading quotes in these religious scriptures and basically the fact no matter what anyone says, the fact of the matter is; all "God" has brung is violence at the end of the day i've saw many families even split up because of God, now that is just disgusting to think that, you say prove there's no God, well i can't but you cant prove him either.

[Dragonsfire911]

Prove it, show me one place in the word of God that is contradictory, I know why I believe in God and I know what he has done for me and I read his word and I havent found one thing, show me something, just one thing, if you cant, stop ignorantly opening your mouth

[JoeBrenan]

Scripture is not reality, I'm sorry to break the news, it's only scripture. It's been divinely revealed but it hasn't actually been revealed at all. It's been imagined. And if this is all you've got to support your particular version of reality of a god who supposably created it, then i'd suggest that your God is in fact a false God and every-time you proclaim him you merely proclaim that your are deceived.

"Talk to the Scripture, because the brain isn't listening"

A very funny but true quote.

[JoeBrenan]

Additionally to my first reply.

Another example, if someone tried to sell me a car and i decided it wasnt for me, i wouldnt expect them to come back the following day and try to sell me it again, especially if its an invisible car. This is a metaphor to show how unreal your preaching (Religion in general) is.

[JoeBrenan]

And another reply.

Lets make an example, lets say you were born into another family and lets say they were Muslims, you would believe in that religion and not in Christianity and now throughout your life no matter what anyone would say to you you'd believe Islam is by far the right way of life. The only reason you believe in your religion is because that is how you've been brought up, it's highly unlikely your family aren't Christians; if Im wrong then i apologize.