World News Update

[RedFlame19]

dear god, this is the first comment on this video for 6 months. i cannot waste this.

AMINKYDINKYCHONK

[theovtv]

U R A GUN!

[roflcoptermobiliobil]

eww... i smelled mcdonalds after that burp...

[misko123uoga]

omg HD !!

[asbirdsdo]

testified that he had an arranged deal in 1996

*burp*

with, at that time, negotiator in the US

XD

[DJUnionX]

his last name is actually pronounced as written "khahrajich" try typing it into google translate and you'll get it...

[terga1]

Hah i'm from Bosnia...and cause of Milošević and Karadžić and Mladić who hasn't been caught yet i'm living in Slovenia...the staupid country blocking croatia :)

[matkurbatismotana]

ok you fucking nationalist bastard.. if you don't like Slovenija why dont you just fuck off back to bosnia, get killed or idk. what and leave us alone.. noone here likes you anyway. (and learn proper english)

p.s. croatia, bosnia and serbia suck(:

[terga1]

I'm a nationalist ha?...no comment...and btw my english is better then yours

[TheJohanLundberg]

@terga1 "my english is better then yours" lol I'm not so sure about that :P

Try "my English is better than yours."

[aunaturalegurl]

@TheJohanLundberg haha. i was going to correct him but then i scrolled down and saw you already had(:

[MonsantoKillsPeople]

The Hague is a joke. Except that they MURDER most of their prisoners before they receive their monkey trial. Why don't these bit actors arrest real killers like KISSINGER, BUSH, CLINTONs, HOLBROOKE, RICE, WOLFOWITZ, RAHM, etc etc

[baizawai]

you should do world news day more often

[valsxelectrick]

I like it more when you talk about random, yet interesting topics.

News isn't for you, leave it to sxe phil (although i enjoy your show a lotttttt more)

Your still fucking great.

[fightingthedefamers]

Richard Holbrooke must be arrested, tried and sent to a Siberian gulag as soon as possible.

This man flies the flag for all Anti-Christs and his lies, DOUBLE STANDARDS and hate against righteousness and the truth in Russian and Serbian internal affairs must be put to a permanent end.

[damanddestiny666]

i was wondering who u r going to vote for at the 2008 presidential election?

(obama sucks!)

[DMTsukasa]

Hahaha. "Here he is quietly shitting so as not to alert the guards." That was great! Keep up the good work.

[Pheenak]

a lemon dookie xD

[rooferxo]

lol you hilarious, keep it up!

[DinaCalifornia69]

Kah-rah-dzich

It's about time they got him, I coulda done it myself, those fuckers.

[had2reload]

you mean, about time the Hague forces and all globalists associated with them continue to impose its hand of selective justice?

[had2reload]

this was directed to dinacalifornia69 : |

[Firelink571]

*Tries to subscribe twice* NYAH! It won't let me!

[pedromiles101]

"the world continues to be fucked"

lmfao

[khanzah]

kenteche

[baddmanaz]

week in, week out. same old crap!

end it!!! please end it!!!

[whitefloweret]

Not into the "high brow" rambling stuff.

[tofresh28]

The was one of the best one's yet..lmao

[hoopster303]

i like this one cause it was more then just screwing around it was actually well done and took some thought... not that your other ones arent good, but this one took thought...

[goltof08]

is anyone else getting sent to the spanish youtube automaticly or am i than only one...how do i get back to english????

[NarutoFreakXX]

the option is next to the youtube logo at top left.

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lololololololol so hilarious!

[NAR115]

ROFLMAO this is much funnier when stoned man!

[straub11]

could you do a show on the montauk monster

[kuzi16]

ive been shitting green for over a week now. Im getting scared.

[edmega332]

richard see you next tuesday holbrooke

[maddisonk88]

i like this style!

[Tilunaxo]

i think you need to be more creative with your names for us. it all seems to involve lemons now.

[majikboy2000]

we want a new episode ^_^ ...please post one soon

[baddmanaz]

look, buddy, if u havent got any material, don't post!

trying to turn current affairs into your kind of so-called comedy act is just lame.

you're way in over your head. just stick to trivial, meaningless subjects.

better yet, stop posting altogether!! and return to whichever hole you came from!

[limelighter19]

ok "badmanaz" how about instead of being a douchebag you unsubscribe and stfu nobody wants to hear your lame rant. and if you prefer " trivial,meaningless subjects" rather then current affairs then you sir need to take some of your own advice and shove it up your ass.

[itsinbumnigga]

or how about you stop watching if you dont like it?

[DDRfreak15371]

People aren't that smart.

[itsinbumnigga]

iuno how i got a thumbs down but i was talking to baddmanaz o_o when i replied your comment wasnt there looks like someone beat me to it tho

[edwinsgeneration]

I LIKE YOU BC YOU MAKE ME and my girlfriend laugh! LOLLL

[joesmith40]

hmmm, very though-provoking, it's a lot more serious than usual, i like it for a change :)

i wonder if you every read my comments, i always leave them...or maybe you just think im a douche

[dwgraham106]

brbrbrbrilliant. its so delicious, it goes down so smooth.

[taneyzsinner]

your so sexy-funny i hate G.B.

[USSLIBERTY1]

Republicans are so lame, you clowns Voted Bush Jr, into office...TWICE! Tards.

[beaner5147]

..fagget

[cheesytothemax]

<3<3<3

[w3stc0astgam3r]

That was a deeeep video danny!!!5Stars as always

[alvarijadium]

Dude i like how you did to get trough people and the start to comment about wars and world problems, sensibilise people about the bullshit we all are, i say we should all die once... and let the hippies live !

[Acin75]

I love when you comment on news in yur luvly sargastik vay :-) Kiss!!! :-*

[djben1977]

Yea, I know I don't like you anymore, but that's because I love you way, way too much. muwaaa:-o

[swyft187]

Love your stuff Dan.

Tell me where you read all your news!

[rossak349]

brilliant as usual danny,

p.s. do you ever go on ur facebook and answer comments?

[DistracticusPrime]

Yay, more Bush-bashing. That's always popular.

[naesmans]

there wouldnt b so much bashing, if he didnt wage war with whoever has oil, and try to conseal it as something else.

thank god we dont have much oil!

[HiredGun42]

WHy did I stop watching this? I have no clue, this shits funny as F@$#!

[dualinity2]

did he just steal the south park mob rebelling :P?

[rosehipsforu]

I feel like lemon shit.

[Twistid247]

this has under the weather humor, its not really out there like it usually is, but this one was still funny. : ) luv u Danny!

[AntiCliche]

They've been planning to change out the Zimbabwe currency for some time now. When you got your check, you pretty much had to spend it THAT AFTERNOON, or it would loose it's value by the morning. This of course only created a spinning circle of financial death and inflation. Yay econ.

[rockcrazyfan]

LMAO!!!! @ "longest spitting through teeth while in office..."

[StandardMediocrity]

I still like you!

[dejavuchicka]

horray only a few more months of the bush administration left =D

then hopefully obama =DD

[AllStarActinger]

hahaha.

the random burp.

made me laugh.

[JohnnyStorm2007]

"burst out..laf-ting"...I cought that...lol

[donatefreedom]

stand up for the Constitution

google dvds4delegates

google campaign for liberty

[Goulden21]

haha this video of yours is my favorite.

it has been favorited.

[killerduq]

dude with george bush ur screwed way more than any country in the world

[Goulden21]

no shit.. he was being sarcastic.

[m4rtin666]

I like your highbrow comedy Danny, the screaming and yelling and profanity is ok, but this is more to my liking. (mostly because it doesn't give me a headache..)

[olithewoli]

"This one was meh"

No, as he said, it was some high-brow comedy.

It's called satire, it's called wit, and

I LOVE IT.

[HexTheQuery]

Very relevent to anything having to do with our economy and government today, and pretty much the increasing rate at which people are stupifying...have you ever seen the movie Idiocracy? Having seen some of your vidoes I think you would be interested in it, maybe not...If you haven't seen it. It's strange but definitely reccomended. By the way I am inpressed with all of the shows I have seen so far whether because of their intellectual views or comedy... I still thouroughly enjoyed them.>Thnaks.

[upindust]

this has nothing to do with the video but I'm curious could you do an episode telling us about obama and mccaine due to the fact I should vote but haven't been paying too much attention to what they stand for but I know from previous republician pres. there is no way in hell I'm a republican. You're great at teaching us in a fun way. I figure if anyone can teach me about the canidates it's you.

[mexicankiwi]

i farted and it smelld funnyy ... question! : hav you ever farted and even you thought it smelt bad... and was it in a public place?

[katieisblue]

You're lucky that the world is so ridiculous that actual news is hysterical.

[UsfRho5thFlo]

it's economics that'll kill the planet. Capitalism is le evill.

[brucewestmk2]

douche.

[tadshackles]

I actually prefer the political stuff, Danny. It suits you fine!

P.S. Come to Chico, I'll buy ya lunch!

[carter2112]

if so maney people hate bush then why did u elect him to run in office for 8 years

:S

[Blaze6181]

everyone started hating bush around 3 years ago. they started hating him almost simultaneously once they realized that every problem in the USA was bush's fault and never thought for a second that maybe it's not all because of him. whatever, we're almost guaranteed to get a democrat in office now so let's see what happens in the next 4 years.

[nickmattress]

this one was meh.

[lildrummerboy294]

i still like you!

[Raeberry]

i like you, I REALLY LIKE YOU <3

[zaxaron]

kiss me again big boy

[SMLawrence8]

hey the last couple of vids have been a bit lacking....for awhile it seemed as if you were just going to be as perverse as possible to get views...

but I thought this vid was much more entertaining....really enjoyed it danno

[NATOrounds]

Be quite or PIG will slit your throat.

[SMLawrence8]

thank you that wass very informative.....hey moron I said I LIKED it

[0Klaymen0]

I still like you :3

[miamiatortilla]

oh Danny. I've always liked you. Always...

[funkwurm]

ahhhh, Americans and pronouncing foreign words or names. They're like water and oil, and probably will always remain in that relation, for ever.

[Stiophain]

Who said they didn't like you? Was it "him"? "Her"? "Them"? It was "them," wasn't it? It's always "them." ;^D

[urbanburglary]

haha you said lafting!

[xlucifer666]

aaaw i still like you lol

[Zanderpunk2]

still like you

[mercmin]

More of these.

[Bean829]

your news commentary is the best, glad to see you back at it again.

[Empz420]

I haven't seen the "man in the mask" for a while! Is he OK? Get in touch with him bro!

-E

[chippy5547]

ok im 150 in and lost so forget it

[TreborNameloc]

He followed by rambling like the Hamburgler?

[xpo147]

High brow comedy and I laughed?? I must be coming down with something.

Quick, someone say a dick & fart joke.

[everlosingbattle]

a dick & fart joke.

[adasacat]

when u talk about news or scientific research like the water bottle vid, those always turn out the best, they might not be the funniest but they are damn interesting

[dude7324]

Hey Danny! not to be a prick (maybe) or anything, but wouldn't dropping 9 zeros make the number go from 1 billion (with a B) to 1 dollar. not 10 zeros.

Just a comment... :D

[AlyssaIsABeyotch]

rabblerabblerabblerabble

[Leetbix1]

Hahaha

[prettypuzzler]

Danny that was great. Sounds like something George Carlin would say. I loved George Carlin and I hope you consider tha a big compliment as I don't throw George Carlin around lightly.

[EraMammaKullare]

we still like you!

[moogancow]

I love you, you scrumptious little sex panther, you.

[xxlilkrnangel2xx]

dude i love you!

[kcd32]

I don't like George Bush... I'm sorry, what I meant to say was, George Bush is a fuck tweedle and should be run over by a garbage truck.

[DeathByBattleaxe]

Hey!  You already called us tasty little lemon droppings. You're not allowed to use that again.

[kborage]

Are you drunk???

[spleaser]

You're one of my new favorites!

[BR00k4l1C10U5]

to start yes i know my name is username is dumb..

next you're pretty! =)

lastly i cannot wait until monday!

[bighugejake]

A great Gradual Report. Funny and informative and now with cream filling.

[Atoutlem0nde]

Ahh... good to know we've got nothing to worry about.

[devilsdesire]

=]]]]]]]]]

[GMarvelous]

Dude, that ....or thing. Kinda blows. Once in a while fine, but not every episode. "I....something ridiculous, or........" every episode. Keep at it, you'll get back in the groove.

[hatabii]

i still love u

[forgotaboutbre]

billion ---> 1 drops 9 zeroes not 10

but whatever, it's just little details

[Choo69]

some countries its different, some have ten as a billion some have nine.

[forgotaboutbre]

yes but danny is from american where billionaires have 9 zeroes in their banka ccounts

[Choo69]

He said ten though didn't he? o.O

whatever, here is nine also.

[0o0o1i1i]

Thanks for the update! ;p Hehe, I'd like to see you as an anchorman on the news ;)

[Sarenale]

... I still like you!!! :D It's odd how you can make such awful news seem almost funny, or at least less depressing.

[Cremnlin]

I did not get a word out of today's report...

[LuiWallentin]

Sarcasm at it's best - Especially the bit at the end referring to Mr. Bush.

And Danny ... feel the love with honey drops droppings big giant turds of lemon from lemon lemurs lying laughable long left of you

Waiting for Monday dude ... have a lemonny weekend

[meggiemeg86]

You are a comedic genius!

[raebaby93]

dont like u anymore? are you kidding?

i lorbez u.

[emokittty]

why would we stop liking you? thats just plain unethical :o

[xcutiepatootiex]

you're hilarious. :)

[199042]

Match his record for spiting xD lol

[andrewriv10]

What's his moms address? lol

[marshwee]

"here in the US, we have nothing to worry about because we've elected George Bush..."

lol Danny you are amazing :)

[u03mja3]

If i kiss my monitor do you feel the love?

[viper139]

:( I live in england and our gas prices just went up like 37% over night. I'm a little worried.

[fatmanpizza]

don't be they will go down at some point i know this

[gilligan07734]

i only saw one douche that said he dosnt like you anymore

[darkmarsh77]

thanks danny, i love politics...

[TargetsF209]

I like you danny! You don't think I do, but oh how i do! Great show as always, can't wait for monday!

[missnumber1]

danny is awesome U_U

[whyye]

danny i've always loved you!

[qnelizabiitch]

haha i like it when you cover the news. you should write history books.

[flatblack57]

keep making shows like that. you know the ones where u actually learn a bunch of shit.

[OddBall10026]

i luv u king of the lemon droppings!!

[harrypang]

boring

[talagor]

Very

[kaleajamison]

We all LOVE you Danny!!! Great episode too!

[bohosolo]

I see you're back to covering news,

and hopefully,

making your hilarious analogies to complicated/not so complicated subjects.

All I have to say is

HELL FCKING YES WOO HOO!

=]

[Bearinahuddy]

Another Awesome video (if thats what you want To call it) *high five* a high five back would be nice Btw :P

[had2reload]

this one's awesome

[Mynda23]

That was great!

[RedsoxXx09]

wow that was actually informational.lol

[MisterJaypers]

best episode in a while. hilarious. do more like this Danny!!!

[BoxorRoxor]

I like you :( I LOVE you :(

Come to canada, say hi, make a video.

It will show your diversity :P

[annpinsonrebecca]

Thank you Danny, that was very interesting. You are awesome!

[foodaggression]

best one in weeks.

i demand more world news and less (but not significatly less) screeming!

[Akaysha1440]

I still like you!!

[SaintEthaTV]

giddickidich lmao

[LuckyCharli]

You're fucked. That's all.

Hahaha :)

[ampp99]

extremely good... :-)

[frokker303]

definitely one of your more scattered videos.. excellant.

[ughUSERNAME]

yeah, i read about this

apparently typing all those zeros in messes up their computers

[TheSarahJade]

i didn't really understand most of that....but you freaken rock

[UncleBym]

Still loving you despite you living in da Nile...Juist how does one produce lemon droppings? Hmmm......

[k0j03]

Danny your still funny, maybe do more things like the nozzle thing, but other then that your still hillarious. i laugh at all your vids, more man in the mask plz.

[roAchSteW]

I loves ze Dannyszzzz of ze gradualzzz reportzsss

[deadist]

I still like you!!! *sad face*

[MozilliusV]

I FREAKIN LOVE YOU...i am soo gonna marry you someday

[DongleProductions]

Danny for TEH WINZORZ

[mathafok3r]

I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU DANNY! <3

[CoheedMars90]

Dan, Nicely done. People haven't been so nice. This pretty much shits on all the nay-sayers. NICE!

P.S. If you filmed the nay-sayer shitting...send it to me.

[labouda]

oh we still love you Danny!!! don't listen to the haters, they just don't get it!

[snafuthesane]

You should make a lemon-dropping cake.

What happened to the man in the mask?! :0

[VioletisSane]

lolol wtf

[night1337pie]

You've grown boring. Go watch your own movies from .. long ago. They're entertaining and educational at the same time! +2

[titania642]

i still like you!!

[14Nefarious88]

Definitions of warmonger on the Web:

* militarist: a person who advocates war or warlike policies

doesn't seem so bad.. considering they FUCKING BLEW THE WORLD TRADE CENTER UP AND KILLED THOUSANDS!!

[scottyomac1]

LOL lemon drop.pings