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  • 730 idiots

  • it does not surprise me cause jesus christ sucks. no one man in history was ever so dirty and lazy. even today ppl are not that filthy and lazy. well except for male pinnoys, none of them work. but the point is jesus christ sucks, dont worship a dirty turd

  • What kinda sick fucks are researching death on YouTube lol, I'm watching this for the cut-throat-humor of George

  • Artists should control their own copyright and most good people would be happy to see so many people watching their content. Unfortunately we live in a world where the majority of people who get anywhere sell their souls to the big corporate interests at the first opportunity. George Carlin RIP

  • 726 people are down there now, screaming up at us, and are in extreme pain.

  • God i wish he was Alive, And was president.

  • @Koofuku1ce lol he was against God :P

  • @kutkinderen He's saying god as an expression like saying "God I wish it was Friday" You aren't actually talking to "God". The same way when you say "bless you". No one actually believes that saying bless you to someone will magically cure them of all diseases.

  • @batistaker123 lol are you American ??? ahhahahah. In Europe we have something called logic you only can say this things if you believe in God. But i understand Christians are the America's biggest group so it's hard for an atheist to fit in it.

  • @kutkinderen Yeah I'm American and no it's not called using logic it's just an expression. You don't have to believe in God to say "bless you" it's just an expression used to say "I hope you get better." It has more to do with being polite than trying to pray their disease away.

  • @batistaker123 lol relax. people take religion so much more seriously than it should be.

  • you are missed george carlin! wherever you are. (most likely in hell) but you are still loved!

  • @fuckmania07 hahaha get your fairy tale bullshit out of here

  • ATHEISTS BURN IN HELL FOREVER !!!

  • @fuckmania07 Everyone gets blinked out of existence forever!!!

  • @fuckmania07 Oh no! What shoud l do?!

  • @fuckmania07

    pfffff even if we do its nicely warm down there ;)

  • Ok seriously? I normally find George Carlin hilarious but this is not funny or "witty"

  • @leopardsbasketball blasphemy!

  • @player93ify get a life

  • @letseeit7 get help

  • One of the best old fucks who ever lived

  • @fuckmania07 guess i will burn in "hell" asshole there is no such thing as heaven or hell i tryed i really tryed but the whole thing is complete bullshit

  • This motherfucker is soo fucking funny.... i like this shit.... xD

  • Yep. Good old George was an expert on "celestial activities"…

  • Why live if gonna die at the end of it i pray and hope every night that im guided to make the most of my short time on this planet i dont know what to do i enjoy life why does it have to end all the people i love and know will leave and i will never see them again the pain of losing is always greater than the pleasure of gaining then theres a million religions and none of them are showing a normal human life but floating around as a spirt i dont know what to do

  • 240p.... o.O

  • Hello, I don't believe in the invisible man in the sky nor do I believe in the whole Jesus bullshit story. If you don't like it, "Go fuck yourself"!!!

  • @texasB666 George Carlin was an atheist... in the contemporary misunderstanding of the word. Atheist means "without religion" which he certainly was. He was also agnostic. People also misunderstand what that means. It means "without belief in a god or gods" which Carlin also was. If something you read led you to believe he was spiritual it could only have been an admiration for the natural world as yet undiscovered by science - like a Spinozian or Einsteinian belief.

  • hey facts are facts. fuck you you're dead *blttttttt* HAHA you funny old fuck :)

  • MrPaulryan76. That's incorrect sir. If you die unsaved there's no second chance! You are lost! End of story.

  • @EddiePaints, Yeah, that's why you've got to remember to save often.

  • @EddiePaints Don't forget to buy the premium insurance, otherwise you might die unsaved and not notice! O:

  • @EddiePaints show us.

  • people that believe are the weak ones .These people may not be trusted ether because they have convinced themselves in something that cannot be proved.They may be crazy.

  • I'm sad for this guy. It is a pity that he died before being saved. There are plenty of comedians that believe in God. Doesn't mean they will make it to Heaven though. You can't be Luke warm. I am not saying I am going to Heaven either. I try to follow God but I am still Luke warm and could do better and I know this. I feel sorry for anyone that dies before getting their life straight.

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  • @ArgosyAngel you know, there are people that are non believers that are way more decent than some believers, just google "dictator", "pedophile priest" or "religious murders" if you need examples. If there is a God, he knows who's saved or not, you don't have a way to guess that (or maybe you would, if you were God, but you are not).

  • @ArgosyAngel Dont worry he is not going to be burnt forever. Remember this fire is figurative not literal. He's going to be purified and eventually be saved. :)

  • 717 people attend westboro baptist church regularly

  • @fuckmania07 That is so contradicting - and you will never understand how funny you are!

  • @eagle180181 cool story bro.

  • @Devilslittleimp i find that your username as a reply to his comment is funny, btw i agree with you

  • @eagle180181

    So do you religious types not believe in proper grammar and spelling?

    He's a comedian, his job is to make people laugh. In no way was he doing "Satan's" work....seriously, no one worshiped him.

  • @eagle180181 bite me

  • @eagle180181 Is Carlin a tool for Satan? Then I, for one, know who to root for :)

  • I bet George is up there right now smiling down at us, or he could be down there grinning up at us.

  • @spectorman09 relax if he is in this hell he is being purified and corrected thats all.

  • George Carlin takes the knee to the arrow.

  • Let's hope George is lying on a cloud somewhere taking a fucking harp lesson. :) R.I.P

  • @GiftedContractor Eventually he will. God saves all men.:)

  • I believe in God..........but I love tha guy....he is a genius........sees everything differently.....I miss you George.......I wanted new st

  • Now he knows.

  • It's all gravy but I've got question that involves LOGIC!! xD ahh the emphasis is beautifully executed.

  • Who else typed in "Death" and got here

  • @dala121 my question to you is why would you search "death" on YouTube at all? lol, kinda scary

  • @joefederighi

    That isn't scary at all...

  • @joefederighi i didn't search for death this particular time but one reason i sometimes do is for the death metal band called DEATH. anyway what brought me here this time was me looking for this bit not knowing what it was called. i 1st searched for george carlin heaven but i only found a part of it so i tried george carlin death. that worked :D

  • @ricky4502 I got here because i was searching for the death metal band

  • @dala121 freaks!

  • @dala121 as if there's anything to do with death on youtube that doesn't get taken down incredibly fast. You want death? Check out theync, that's other adult stuff too though

  • @dala121 ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha i dont even know why i typed death but thats what got me here. holy shit.

  • @dala121 Nah my taste in good comedy got me here ;)

  • Why do the comments on every George Carlin video always end up about religion? If you're proud of your religion, great! But I really don't give a damn about your religion, so could you please have these conversations at church instead?

  • @smileformenow82 Whoever your arguing with send them to truth96130.

  • Hugh Laurie's character Dr. House & George Carlin are quite the same. Witty and most of our arguments is invalid to them and lets not forget Bill Maher and many more...

    

  • @Hindukush1001 Yeah, but George Carlin isn't an overrated sack of tadpole shit.

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  • 716 people were offended By Carlin's Dick cumming on their knee.

  • Send me to hell because i think george is making satan piss his pants

  • best freaking humorist ever....and his use of language....no peers

  • Carlin wasn't necessarily "The funniest best man who ever lived." He was funny, but he was more of an intellectual that used humor in his act. He was a writer that performed his own material.... He is my idol, I have looked up to him since I was a little kid, and he is very missed. BUY HIS BOOKS!!!!!!! RIP

  • I think I used to know this guy's name... Meh, he must have died more than 6 weeks ago as I can't recall anything about him.

  • George was angry in his last dayz...but no one wants to hear the truth, including me.

  • A great man...I will remember him always!

  • I bet he's down there now, SCREAMING up at us.

  • @ThePandapalace11 Go to Truth96130.

  • @StephiumWalkide This is youtube why do u bother? Those facebook RIP "insert celebrity name" make me die inside as well

  • when do you just get to lay back on a fuckin cloud and take a harp lesson??!! -lol

  • @corycashatt90 Ecclesiastes.... your physical body dies and remembers nothing but your spirit will.

  • I have yet to find an actual reason to value my own life let alone anybody else's lives. If I died now the only people who would remember me are the people that knew me, in 400 years nobody would give a fuck about my death because the only people who knew about it would be dead. So, who cares? Death is sad but not everybody is meant to be remembered or important. Eventually I'll be forgotten, another person faded into history who didn't matter. Ugh, I feel like an emotionless robot sometimes. :)

  • @corycashatt90 If you say you have no reason to value life, nothing to live for, and nobody values you, then why haven't you ended it? I'm not suggesting you do, I'm suggesting you stop being a fatalist and realize that everything you said was false because every single person's life matters in the big picture. Saying otherwise is just ignorant. Not only that, but if you don't value your life then it must be pretty shitty cause then you would have no motivation to better it.

  • @leopardsbasketball BAHAHAHAHAHA! I can't believe what I said before got likes. Lmao. Fuckin' awesome.

  • I wonder what happens when we die..and don't tell me that we just fucking die, something definately happens.

  • @dave8594 Why can't you accept nothing happens? Because you are egoistic and is afraid of losing your sense of "self"? There MIGHT be an afterlife but don't say it "definitely happens".

  • @KoreaRwkz First of all, I didn't call you names, so don't call me names. Second, yes, I am afraid of losing everything that I have now.

  • @dave8594 Being called egoistic is an often shameful thing but I wasn't calling you egoistic as an insult. I was just describing your mindset. Everyone is egoistic. Some are more, some are less. If nobody were egoistic, there wouldn't be any arguements because nobody would be trying to protect their beliefs that they use to identify themselves.

  • @KoreaRwkz Sorry for misunderstanding you then. But yes, I am scared about death.

  • @dave8594 Go to Truth96130. :)

  • @dave8594 Your physical body dies but your spirit will live on with God. If not saved you will go and be corrected and come to repentance so you can enter the Kingdom of God

  • @MrPaulryan76 Thank you

  • oh ...it's sad ,but..eh,he gave us a lot of ideas and laugh :)

  • why the fuck are the top two comments about being christians? fuck that!

  • lol i love how religious people tell atheists that we are afraid of death. We aren't afraid of death we accept it and not make up stories to comfort ourselves.

  • lol Hilarious - Love his take on religion

  • My building industry trade group donates lots to Montana " Make a Wish Foundation so funny. Big Sky Make a wish Foundation .

    To funny . Time is at hand. The days are getting shorter . The night is at the door . Will be giving up the dead right after the new year while it is still January . That should help move things along

  • i lost my favorite comedian..and he hasnt turned up :( RIP

  • @puppyluvxo1 nothing over six feet ever comes back on it's own :(

  • @capella1234

    "id do a resurection but this isnt the new testament ya kno" :)

  • @puppyluvxo1 have you checked the dumpster?

  • @puppyluvxo1 have you checked the dumpster?

  • @RandomPumishumi Didn't he like to take a nap in it?

  • Hey, Im not afraid of death. Im thinking about doing a video on why fearing death is illogical. All in favour...drop my channel a thumbs up.

  • @HedgehogRebellion I don't fear death either, relligion is bullshit.

  • He probably feels like shit when God says "Sup, bro?"

  • @AdamSKHaj I think, if some invisible magical sky person that likes to control what everyone does and supports hating people with differences (according to the majority of religious leaders in the world) was to say hello to him after death, Carlin wouldn't give the slightest fuck.

    In fact, I think he'd be laughing.

  • A friend of mine at work lost his 65YO father to cancer this year- or so he told everyone.

    He confided in me (after several drinks) that shortly after his carer found him dead at home, all the family received DVDs in the mail. This showed a video of him engaging in sexual intercourse with a young woman before consuming a drink which killed him in seconds- an apparent arranged suicide.

    They decided not to tell the authorities about this- it would only cause embarrassment & trouble.

    

  • Rest in Piece Mr. Carlin!

  • @gramosjr Spooky language! Spooky language to scare & control primitive people...

  • I'd fuck the neighbor lady AND the UPS man (preferably at the same time).

    Not that into dogs though.

  • -G-e-o-r-g-e-

  • What happens when you die? Have you told lies, stolen, used God's name in vain(10 Commandments)? If yes, then you're a liar, thief, and a blasphemer in the sight of God. When you die & be judged by God, you'll be guilty of sin, & go to Hell! But God sent His Son Jesus to shed His blood & die on a cross for your sins, He was buried & rose again from the dead on the third day. If you'll believe the Gospel(Jesus died for your sins,was buried & resurrected)you'll not perish & have eternal life

  • @gramosjr7 You've been listening to too much Ray Comfort

  • @gramosjr7 Fuck you

  • @gramosjr7 Or you'll waste your entire life listening to a 10,000 year old book, shitting on the lives of everyone who is different or doesn't believe what you believe and then you will die and get buried or cremated like everyone else and that's it. Just some dead guy who gave up all the pleasures, happiness, and freedom that life offered so that you could be controlled be a "higher power" while limiting the lives of others because a book told you so.

  • One of the few people in the history of people to tell it like it is. 

  • Carlin is hillarious but I never understood what made him so bitter and arrogant. Unless that was just a parody. 

  • @Encom7 How was he bitter or arrogant? He's just being brutally honest.

  • @CoolerKing37 - Brutally honest.....in your opinion.

  • @Encom7 Same could be said about your comment. Only mine's right.

  • @CoolerKing37 - I'm sure you're always right....in your own opinion.

  • They play ps14. There, answered your question.

  • George Carlin was a pessimistic miserable old man. Feel sorrow for him.

  • @ChazCalderon feel sorrow?!?!? lol, he was a great realist who refused to look at "life" through rose tinted spectacles, if only people like you could do the same.......

  • I love George Carlin :X I cried. He was so smart, and aware. I wish I could have shared words with him :/

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  • Read on the internet, apparently a George Carlin Quote:

    "[in his will, regarding his funeral] I wish no public service of any kind. I wish no religious service of any kind. I prefer a private gathering at my home, attended by friends and family members... It should be extremely informal, they should play rhythm and blues music, and they should laugh a lot."

    I would love to have my funeral like this. Don't like traditional ones.

  • 713+ got crossed out.

  • what the fuck is up with all these Christians watching George if he was an atheist don't watch it if your just going to fucking say "burn in hell George Carlin". You need to burn in hell he had his own opinion and wasn't afraid to admit it he didn't push his thoughts on others like most "Christians" do

  • @jaredmitchell228 Wow, your cool.

  • @jaredmitchell228 That is kind of rude to say something bad about a person that's passed away, even if he was against Christianity.

  • @vLinko777 I agree

  • Dane cook sucks huge dick

  • What's with the "Fuck WMG" at the beginning?

  • Sit back on a cloud and take a fucking harp lesson!? Hahahaha!

  • George Carlin is hilarious, he was the best! ! ! ! !

  • why do you atheists have to be so rude? you christians too. what makes you immediately unrespectable is when you say what you say from the perspective that youre right and the other side is wrong. no one cares what you say when youre an arrogant jerk, respect others opinions if you want to be heard and taken seriously, otherwise, fuck off

  • @TomThumbsBlues1965

    Are you talking to all Atheists and Christians? If so, why must you generalize all Atheists and Christians as rude? Because frankly, you're the one being rude.

  • @austinthebookworm5 not really..

  • @TomThumbsBlues1965 partly because theïsm is the biggest cause of suffering in history :(

  • @tunderman7 are you completely RETARDED? CHRISTIANITY has caused MORE wars, MORE deaths, and MORE SUFFERING than anything in this world COMBINED you stupid cunt!

  • @daxmommy I think you need to calm down, for one thing. A person was misinformed and you have to be so aggressive? A simple "Actually, Christianity has caused a lot more deaths than you think" would have sufficed, and would have been more effective.

  • HEY! I'd say R.I.P. George...but he wouldn't like that. Rest in peace??! He's a pile of bones! Brain was eaten years ago by nightcrawlers & maggots. He's gone. But I can say i DO Miss George. End this "R.I.P." shit. Just say I Miss "_______". Man, I miss George

  • George will always be in my book.

  • Way to go George, we love you...

  • Ya know, I think George Carlin is up there, looking down at us, and I think he's pretty amused.

  • HE DIED? WHERE THE HELL HAVE I BEEN!?

  • to comments below - HEY STFU, why dont you live your life and make your own choices for yourself and make your own path. don't even lable yourself as a non believer or a believer, following or not following these jackasses that want you to listen to them. just wait till your dead to see what awaits you. its that fuckin simple people. GTFO off Georges vid with your BULLSHIT and go somewhere else. RIP George..

  • Carlin's right that people shouldn't be forced to believe in what that no one can prove. Most, myself included, have felt the pressure to believe whatever their family/fellow countrymen do. This pressure comes from the desire for unity, and fear of the doubt most people secretly have about God. But when he confidently said there's no afterlife, he wasn't taking into account EVP (disembodied voices recorded on tape): I myself have captured many examples.EVIDENCE, not "take our word for it" jive.

  • @GrantWarwick good lord you are just so god damn stupid. positive and negative in this sense have no moral meaning, it is a matter of right and left, holy shit you are frustratingly dumb. you have absolutely no idea of what i'm talking about. just stop replying, you're retarded.

  • @GrantWarwick god you're retarded. not negative as in 'bad' negative as in believing something is NOT instead of something IS.

  • You know.. I bet George Carlin is looking down at us and smiling his ass off.

  • Burn In Hell George Carlin

  • @mrfahadmehar Well if Hell exists he'll be the new Satan.

  • @mastercrowly Hope So :)

    

  • @mrfahadmehar Haha. Have ya taken your medicine?

  • 1 Of my Favourite Comedians is "Kivork" He Reminds me of Carlin There both LEGENDARY ~ ♥

  • @HotblondTehee who would give this guy 17 thumps up i went youtubed kvork HOW DARE YOU CAMPARE! KVORK IS UNFUNNY AND LAME

  • Stand up philosopher... rip george

  • God doesn't exist.

    - George Carlin

    George Carlin doesn't exist.

    -God

  • i laught once!

  • No matter how hard I squint, I can't make this video look any better than 240p.

  • "if there is a god, I'm not impressed"