SMBC Theater - Mad Scientist

[narrsicaa]

Reach down the right side and retrieve your box reach down the rong side and you have touched my dick.

[Mindhawk]

I watch this, and all I can think (besides the laughter) is "what hypothesis could she possibly be testing?"

[EvilMooLordOfTheMoos]

I could really do with some mad scientist goggles.

[DrunkenGuyOncrack]

The first thing James says when he wakes up: "boner?"

[racher06]

35 people took an arrow to the knee and could not get to the button.

[mrtvi46]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOONER!

[chrisknows]

My absolute favorite SMBC episode...no matter how many times I see it, it's hillarious

[trenchyninja]

Couldn't she step to the side, and not back or forth?

[NivMizzet89]

Killing people: The new MMORPG?

[INTPTT]

@MrUgglybabee Psychology.

[ironforge10035]

Alright dickbags round three!

[ironforge10035]

Just step sideways.

[bionicler3]

he looks so happy at 1:50 :D

[bionicler3]

booooooneeerrrrrrrrrrrrr

[twiztidsidfreak13]

im sorry, BEST LINE EVER, "BONER!" James is my HERO!

[Gubru]

Bing-bing-bing-bing-bing-bing-­bing-bing!

[JorealConners]

BOW-NUHR

[MadScientist126]

He's a boner, she is a PUSSY scientist!!!!

[Idzuna]

@MadScientist126 Problem Solved!

[Okashimi]

James is my new God 8)

[McNoah94]

He didn't even finish his sentence when she leaned into the drill. XD

[NivMizzet89]

The scientist should have given them some cocaine, because these two are clearly MMORPG addicts.

[knails]

reach down the wrong side...AND YOU'VE TOUCHED MY WEINER! dun dun dunnnnnnnn

[N1ntenOwned]

Rooster teeth ripped this off so bad

[Weaselchow]

@N1ntenOwned What, with the video that was on youtube 6 days before this one? Yeah, clearly.

[missedmist11235]

I don't think she had to reach down his pants to retrieve her box O_o

[sonofargo08]

booooooner

[CallMeMrNameless]

Reach down the wrong side of his sweat pants and touch him on the penis.

[trekkiebaby]

Step backwards and boner!

LOLZ

[Grothfogtheviolent1]

1:49....................that face.....

[ilovemusicWIKA]

hahaha i want to see these guys in the next saw movie!!!

[alphamalefilms]

James looks like an adorable puppy dog at 1:10

[TheWormholeGuy]

Lol she had to get it from behind but choose to get killed :S

[DrDestructo64]

reach down the wrong side of his pants, then touch him on the penis

[sebrporte]

Can anyone tell me where I can buy the mad scientist glasses?

[ianflowforever]

@sebrporte And the awesome hair XD

[Randomhero129]

Zach looks like Jesus.

[Tsukasamacleod]

Word of advice Zach: Grow your hair long again. You look better that way.

[TripleDimensional]

@Tsukasamacleod

He grows it for 2 years then donates to Locks of Love. Rinse, repeat. I think its very nice. :)

[Rikeus]

OH GOD THE LOOK ON ZACH'S FACE AT 3:30 XDDD

[HenkHenk76]

Reach for the box, but touch him on the penis

[MadeOfCATS]

When she said "I have another surprise for you!" She shoulda just came back with a gun and shot him.

[CODMovieTheatreHd]

MY NAME IS JAMES ASHBY :O

[inferno232]

I like how she didn't even hesitate at the end. XD

[Simski110]

one of the most awesomest, if not THE most awesomest smbc shorts ever.

[anerisgreat]

STEP SIDEWAYS YOU TWAT!

[Kogerii]

1:33 James holds out lines in alot of skits.

2:30 In HD you can see the contacts and veins in his eye.

It's always been silly how people try to convince themselves that murder-porn like SAW is clever.

[Noziac]

Make him press a button then touch him on the penis

[ravebearerpretz]

i would love to touch his wiener

[badspeller101]

i love that dudes hair.. (the one with the long hair ) :D 

[HeroicDolphin]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEER

[Mullahgrrl]

Man, jigsaw wouldn't really be all that scary if he was a girl I suppose.

[azer720]

Lol somehow I knew the pizza thing was going too happen xDD

[josemango38]

bbbonooooonnenneeeeerrrr



[qtzlctl2012]

This is their best movie ever

[Wallyreadit]

"Step backwords and boner, step forw..."

lls

[mikeyman211]

I'd so do the exact same thing.

[Haedrian]

booooooneeeer

[yodabelly]

By far the best SMBC theater I have ever seen!!!

Mad props

[fannymcslap]

His face from 1:50 to 1:53 is just fucking brilliant.

[MurraySkull]

Look at them sweet ass rainbow suspenders.

[Magicscream2]

You guys are geniuses.I can watch this 100 times. The lines are and acting are ridiculous

[Cheespuffs45]

Haha the idea of the victims making the mad scientist make decisions was genius. This is so much better than Saw.

[Elephantintheroom01]

It shoulda been a complex maths question... like, ya know how people say you couldnt answere this if your life depended on it?

[cowfordflorida1]

LOL

[343studios]

"WOOOO, I WIN!!!!" lmao. I would so totally do that.

[withagun76]

Love his face at 1:08

[nielso212]

@withagun76

Haha yeah. at 1:08 he''s like: Do I get a cookie now?

[LatumWay]

If its gay to touch another dude's dick in lieu of dying, I guess I'm gay. I value my life. My gay, gay life.

[Sinistrahd]

Someone was registered on the Bed Bath and Beyond Wedding Registry and got a free Santoku knife for registering for $500+ worth of some company's cookware :P (Zach, I'm looking at you)

[RoboHippo]

So... much... win!!!

You guys are awesome; keep it up!

[CafeAlpha]

I immediately pressed the dislike button because that's like the kill people button.

Press it, go on, press it!

[Simski110]

@CafeAlpha I did! ... on your comment.

[CafeAlpha]

I agree with the guys, pizza sounds good.

[Totema1]

Okay, I still love these but they are getting kinda predictable. Can you make some that aren't of the "Zach and James kill someone with stupidity" genre?

[basser]

I have that knife, and let me tell you it is NOT adequate for the chopping off of limbs.

[VortexProducer]

Reminds me of the recent RT Short lol.

[Emprovision]

Out of all the SMBC Theaters, this one (and Date Wars), is the best. It was done *perfectly*!

[peanutfoot]

I'm hoping that "BOOONEEEERRR" reaches "touch him on the penis"-level status among YouTube commenters.

[omgitsmikegravel]

I'm not really clear on how any of this furthers the cause of Mad Science.

[xfigurexsk8rx4evax]

*peeks head over*

BONERRRRRRRRRR!

hhahahahahhaha.

[MyChemicalDisco14]

This video is epic! XD

[slacknhash]

James seems to get through a lot more beloveds that way...

[fannymcslap]

I absolutely adore James. Man he's fucking hilarious.

[fannymcslap]

I absolutely adore James. Man he's fucking hilarious.

[thebearmancometh]

Once again, James' boner saves the day!

[Monologue]

These "Zach and James are Dicks" videos are actually getting pretty predictable.

[RobotTickleFight]

@Monologue theyre really actin like a coupla horsecocks

[NearShadow]

19 people clicked the dislike button to see if people would die

[kghp925]

This video deserves a real xD

[blueckbird]

brilliant

[lysozymes]

Why oh why couldn't SAW be this interesting!

[WilhelmZollern]

where's the button that kills the writers of this sketch?

[SirJarred]

This joke has already been done many times over.

[ElSingario]

@SirJarred Yeah, they should have been really creative and uploaded a video of them firing guns at offscreen targets.

[SirJarred]

@ElSingario derp a durp says the guy with the joke profile. You are drowning in your own faggotry. :p

[ElSingario]

@SirJarred And here come the memes. Yes, very original, sir. You should do standup.

[SirJarred]

@ElSingario Not sure if you know what a meme is.

The expression 'derp a durp' (usually accompanied by the side of the hand hitting the chest) has been employed for many years, even before the interwebz fascination with the idiotic. DERP A DURP

Not original, but to the point.

[mh227]

I think Zach's first name should have been Richard. Anyway, that was epic. BOOOONER!

[bx32]

I like that the first line is boner. Awesome video, potentially the best one yet.

[razo062000]

These are always hilarious.

I'll always remember the first smbc comic I ever saw.

The girl with the power to make puppies appear from anywhere. Amazing!

[Mixairian]

Boooooooooner!

[Mattmoo36]

press the button, have the mad scientist touch you on the penis.

[ChristenLeager]

1:38 to 1:47

Those lines were so well-delivered. James is a great actor. XDD

[smbctheater]

@ChristenLeager (James) Thanks! I drove my girlfriend nuts saying it over and over.

[thekornreeper]

@smbctheater BONER!

[09tranm]

@smbctheater lols these guys would totally win any game in saw.

[inferno232]

@smbctheater You drove your girlfriend's nuts? That's... That's not natural, man.

[SekundesC]

@smbctheater You mean the boner line?

[myheadissore]

Does anyone else think James Ashby looks a bit like James Corden

[oreosarecrack]

Why didn't she just.. step sideways..?

[MrKn1ght]

3:31

[TheVideoGameLoser]

best SMBC theater yet

[Rickymjam]

F*cking awesome

[rsmithlal]

hahahahahahahaha love it! reminds me of RoosterTeeth's new short, similar concept but but are epically funny!

[rsmithlal]

*but both

[rox1317]

step back: boner, step forw-- *ZZZIIIIIII*

[NiteGeist]

cut your arm; BAM! problem solved.

[Bennici]

one of your best works. had me laughing for the whole 4 minutes.

[munkus83]

Awesome job to Zach and the krew 

[PDCLegit]

BONER!!!!!!

[ComancheKnight]

RvB did a skit similar to this... albeit, they didn't take it as far. That's SMBC for ya - dedicated to TAKING SHIT TO THE LIMIT.

[mh227]

This reminds me of "the genie". They still have no souls.

[TheBloodyloon]

They've gotten the old SMBC back. I like it.

[beepmotherfuckerbeep]

Run this shit into the ground, then touch him on the penis.

[blinkman61]

win win win win win

[SekundesC]

Aww, 18 people dont like rainbow suspenders....

[JustHaveFUN221]

Damn, Kelley's lookin' pretty smokin' in that mad scientist getup. Watch yourself, Zach.

[invaderpenguinos]

yaaaaaay

[darknavi7]

Fear not brazzk you are not alone in your down voting of "touch him on the penis" comments.

[sigurdgram]

@darknavi7 vote down touch him on the penis comments, touch him on the penis.

[VindoViper]

Step backwards, touch him on the penis.

[EddieMay2000]

Oh wow, I was feeling quite in the dumps until I watched this sketch.

Yaaaay!

[cbiscuit3]

I REALLY like the rainbow suspenders, and the ropes, and James, he's kind of a hottie... >;)

[Friikki111]

Man, you killed your wife!

[MrKn1ght]

reminds me of this

watch?v=WBNOXYlYswA&playnext_f­rom=TL&videos=IufRum9wpaY



[brazzk]

It's a lot of job to down-vote all the the "touch him on the penis" comments.

[ratholin]

@brazzk but it's worth it.

[NAWTPROF]

@brazzk It is pretty easy to vote down your comment. :-)

[demiphoenix]

One of my new favorites!

[MarkArandjus]

Step sideways, live?

[ZMoreland04]

I think Saw would've been better if it were more like this.

[gorgeousaur]

@ZMoreland04 Much shorter too. We all could have gone home and done something worthwhile in no time at all.

[Flargenyargen]

This is the best one yet. Nice going!

[astarlist]

This is probably the funniest skit yet. Keep up the good work!

[Chucktanium]

Step backwards and boner, step fowards an-

*bzzzzzzzzzzzz*

[439613]

3:45

Borderlands music?

[HouseFantastic]

@439613 I think you're right

[ArdisYorke]

Easily one of my favorites so far. Good job, guys.

[PaulWozniak]

Step backward... and Boner.

[pgunn01]

This is a synthesis of all that was good about many SMBC theatre sketches. Hooray!

[CaptKirby18]

fucking awesome rainbow suspenders

[one33seven]

So goode.

[Rascus75]

Phwoo, talk about dark humor... reaching into his pants is a bit too graphic of an idea for me.

[Timorio]

@Rascus75 10,004 people died and a man cut off his own arm, but the idea of reaching into his pants is what's too graphic for you?

[Rascus75]

@Timorio YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT'S IN THOSE PANTS

[thebearmancometh]

WICKED, hi five!

[SquidLord]

This video embodies why Mad Science is just so hard to indulge in today. Awkwardness.

[DevilsClaw]

I'm sure that Zach only created SMBC Theater as a way to enetually have an excuse to ask his wife to dress as a mad scientist...

[birkett83]

You already did inconsiderate assholes killing people with indifference.... wasn't your best the first time either.

[themanhoran]

Definitely one of my favorites.

[decay159]

Very similar to the most recent Rooster Teeth short. other than that pretty good.

[Hum0ng0us]

Pull the Leaver? Everyone dies!

Pull the Horse Cock? You just pulled a Horse Cock!!

[DevonHartigan]

pure awesome

[Flamingbullet06]

THE best SMBC theater sketch ever.