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  • the flag in the background. red white and blue, PLUS gold fringe. Thats under meratime admiralty law, (law of commerce). When this flag hangs in the background, Court, school, cops uniforms etc. it means u CANT USE the CONSTITUTION. its a law of contracts! It represent the corporation that obama is the president of, not the country, the corporation. in which if ur a citizen, u work for the us of a, and are bound my its codes.plz research this. i refuse to watch this with that in the back ground.

  • i genuinely don't get the joke someone explain plizzz

  • LOL I'm not laughing at this guy because he's Christian but that was really funny, I love crap jokes.

  • He was so embarrassed after he said that.. lol And that was not,"quite humorous" at all.

  • hehe... yeah... wait, what?

  • so is he an actual Christian or just a tool? Believe it or not, there's a difference.

  • THAT IS QUITE HUMOROUS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • i didnt laugh until five seconds after the video was done!

  • @101nnamdi101 It's funny that you said that. cause it's exactly what i did.:)

  • when is he goin 2 tell the joke?

    

  • primitive baptist humor

  • even the crickets are to awkward to make a sound

  • It's almost like David Brent, but the real thing

  • @Daazbee haha it totally is!

    

  • World's Funniest Christian Stand Up Comedian=world's tallest dwarf

  • The funniest part of this video is the title.

  • cricket...cricket...cricket...­

  • ..........ha?

  • that is quite humorous

  • Disable citizens proving they can do something for the Lord.

  • I think its great that they gave this man with obvious developmental disabilities a microphone.

  • @odinata HAHAHA This comment made my day.

  • Hahahahahahahaaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!! so awkward

  • What was funny was that he thought it was funny, lol

  • "....and that is quite humorous" was he trying to convince the audience or himself?

  • Haha I Loved It!!!! Killuminati!!!!

  • Chirp chirp chirp

  • epic silence

  • quite... humerous.... hmmmm

  • Am I the only one who had a "delayed laughter"?

    Like I saw it, at first was like um..okay, and then couldn't stop laughing

  • @waxxjf  i was laughing at how stupid it was

  • @Christrianbballgirl Lmao, at first I didn't find it funny, but it is a dry sarcastically funny

  • @waxxjf Haha, same here!

  • @guitarme01 Lmao, I had to watch it a few times and still find it funny

  • *cough cough*

  • Tim Hawkins is WAY better than this guy. Hes boring and not funny

  • R U kidding me.. where was the funny???

  • I watched this eight times im still laughing

  • Where's the funny part,just sounds like a sermon to me.

  • @TheSpankyMonkey niiiiiice.

  • sad part is this guy could be the funniest christian comedian.

  • ... tht was pretty much the lamest thing i've ever heard...

  • Give me 49 seconds of my life back.

  • HAHAHAHA crickets.....

  • The man sounds like a fucking retard....

  • @TheSpankymonkey and yet he sounds smarter than you

  • @Pug40 - Probably. But it still does not change the fact he sounds like a fucking retard................ Run along child.

  • @TheSpankymonkey its so sad when people like you try so hard and fail so miserably. Dont bother responding, your not worth my time.

  • @Pug40 - lol, too funny. If you don't want people replying to you then it might be more prudent not to strike up conversation with them in the first place. It also might make you look less fucking stupid if you don't tell people they are not worth your time whilst using your fucking time to tell them it. The irony is worth the giggles though. You will forgive me if i don't value anything you have to say on the subject of "FAIL" when you make such performances as the one you have just shown...

  • That was quite the lol

  • But in all seriousness, this was definitely funny enough to deserve a small laugh.

  • That was quite humorous.

  • This man is clearly a master of the comedy.

  • @jamietrhcp17

    give me your Tax exempt status please

  • @jrmyrook

    Taxation is awesome, pitching in together to support infrastructure and healthcare from a democratic base is great.

  • lol

    wow

    that was so painful to watch!

  • my sides are splitting! noooo

  • Humor fail

  • it is funny because it is so bad.

  • Shouldn't have opened with it, but he could work it into his set. Its all about structure...

  • Almost CERTAN this guy would do the skit.

  • @Imforeverone88 eat a dick

  • Actually i did think it was quite humorous, I dunno why everyone didn't laugh though, that's pretty funny.

  • hahaaa! silence "..ahem" *cricket.....cricket....cricke­t*!

    niice

  • MEGA 64!!!!

  • it's cool, this guy's haitian

  • This is proof that when you die you don't go to heaven

  • wouldnt u just stab ur self after that

  • Fail

  • i love the akward chuckle

  • OHHHHH THAT PUNCH LINE WAS GREAT

  • Sums up how funny Christianity is. :P

  • this is so funny i converted to satanism and aborted a baby fetus

  • @swfuj Yeah keep making those jokes, when God smites you with barreness don't complain.

  • i just got that. HAHAH!!!

  • quite humorous

  • I guess it was pretty humorous :)

    good on ya

  • That was very much humorous. This man is good at making humor.

  • Do the joke

  • reminds me of David Brent

  • Our generations next George Carlin?

  • ........

  • this is quite humorous

  • It was so funny I almost shot myself in the head.

  • yes...yes indeed. that it quite humorous

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

  • Send it in............ that is quite humerous

  • Executive Producer of The Jay Leno Show

  • it was quite houmous

  • kudos to the good humor in this deo.

  • wow

  • Oh man, this guy is as good as Dane Cook!

  • he must really suck then

  • Yeah, that's what I was getting at.

  • actually, he's even better but so much more underappreciated

  • that IS quite humorous

  • haha wow! does this guy write for Letterman?!

  • Hahahahahah oh wow xD

  • lulwut?

  • It's funny because it's not funny at all.

  • lol someone coughs after his joke.

    silence + a cough, that's classical... do you understand? it's funny!

  • in case you didn't get the punchline the first time, he says it again

    then he explains that it is funny

  • i dont get it

  • @DeadlyGerbill89 It was funny because ITS NOT FUNNY AT ALL. The tittle is sarcastic

  • HAHAHA xD

  • fuck christians

  • fuck you

  • FUCK YOU!!!!!!one

  • FUCK ALL HEATHENS!!!!1

  • tehehehe how humorous

  • kno dout dis real good ban d

  • im lovein dis hottt three t convers its real lol ya kno check dat mplace f4 more hot one t vods

  • hahaha i get it........ wait no i dont

  • Not funny at all.

  • send it in! hehehe

  • that is quite humorous

  • NOT FUNNY

    .. might as well be reading directly from the BIBLE if he wants to be ridiculously funny..

    HAHAHA !

    (reading the bible now)

  • David Brent? Is that you?

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  • Fucking ingenious.

  • This video has been flagged for being too fucking hilarious.

  • Your comment has been flagged for being too childish.

  • your moms been flagged for similar reasons

  • You have reinforced my point.

  • your moms reinforced your point

  • ahahahhaha your shittt.....

  • this video is quite humorous

  • Egyptian: May day may day I'm sinking"!

    Egyptian Rescue Boat Captain: "What".

    Egyptian: " I'M SINKING I'M SINKING!"

    Egyptian Rescue Boat Captain: "What are you sinking about?"

  • chris folsom is a retard

  • Deceptive name to the video, we should report it.

  • i feel bad for that dude.. he makes christains look bad

    o by i am a christian

    pastor kid to be exaced.. not that that matters

  • good comment, I enjoyed it

  • not funny at all this makes christian comedians look weird. "The funniest" christian comedian I heard once talked about just seseme street and a room full of 200 people couldn't stop choking on their laughs

  • Not sure what you guys mean by christian comedian anyway since most white comedians are christian or jewish,

  • Huh?

  • not funny

  • WoooOOOOOoooow...

    Watching hieritics burn is funnier than this guy.

  • lol no one laughed .

  • Bwhaaaaa ha ha ha!!!!!!! I dont get it.

  • Christians fail

  • snore, snore, snr-- WHAT?!

    boring

  • Someone who's actually funny doesn't have to tell us that their jokes are funny. We will tell them.

  • boring video BOOOOOO

  • haha what a gangsta

  • u just wasted 49 seconds of my life for watching this, and another 15 seconds to type this. Geeeesh that was DUMB!

  • .....................That sucked!............

  • booooooooo

  • The humor here is that he failed to get a laugh, so he had to explain how funny it was. LOL.

    It was a pretty good joke, I think he might have just delivered too fast and in the wrong way.

  • I can't believe you took the time to do this.

    We see this all the time on CNN...oops, that was last year ; )

  • lol he forgot the second part. the real thing is:

    NEW INCOME TAX FORM

    A) How much money did you make?

    B) How much do you have left?

    C) Send B

  • hahahahaha...poor guy...i still love you...im a youth pastor and i know how it is for people to just stare at you....oh well what can ya do....haha

  • 49 secs of my life i will never get back

  • It's hilarious because he totally bombed and its so obvious. "haha, you know that is quiet humorous"

  • When you have to point out that "it was quite humorous", you know something went wrong with your joke

  • HAHAHAHHAHAH HILARIOUS :D

  • the comments are funny

  • This is funny, but Its not roll on the floor laughing... Srry

  • that was not funny at all u dont even hear people laughing

  • wow

  • i didn't think it was funny.

    sorry.

  • funny my big toe

  • Funny joke, but it didn't make me die laughing....

  • jesus effing christ!!!!!!!!!

  • "This is actually quite humorous"

    "Well shit, you could have fooled me!"

  • LMAO!

    This is the best stand-up EVER! Why is this guy not on Comedy Central!

  • u look so stupid

  • thank you SOOOO much for making all christians look like stupid losers like yourself...

  • um, haha, WHAT?

    I think that's where my grandma went to chruch, and she died of cardiac arrest during one of those services. No offense, but I've heard ducks make funnier noises than this guy. I have an image in my head of God slamming his forehead into a brick wall. I'm assuming only old people go to that church as well. No offense my christian brother, but keep the comedy down.

  • It sounds like he's making fun of liberals in some way, but I don't know what he is talking about when it comes down to it.

  • he, and most christ worshippers are about as entertaining as watching a corpse biodegrade

  • "... and that is quite humorous..." oh indeed it is, you comic failure.

  • I LOLd. Cuz I farted.