Rant on Doctors

[RockstarCaroline]

I laughed SOOOOO F&$%ing Hard at this video!!!!!!

[bgg22bdrtyg]

the popsicle stck in your mouth is sooo true, and shots I HATE SHOTS!!!!!!!

[skillerza1]

@multipomeranian wrong video dumb sht. look >>>

[speedy4569]

omg pause at 0:22 james has his own little aisian slave wroker, he let him out for sum light lol jk rock on guys

[peacelovevans101]

omg i noee! wtf!

[The1Dum1Ass]

"ok, where gonna do it on three........ 3"

"AJBSFKJBHAHFEAFJA"

[lunarpking]

take down your pants please!......hah!

[tobitobide]

Last memory from a doctor:

I had to pee in a cup. Went to the restroom and forgot about the cup. Done peeing. Empty cup. FUCK. I ended up fishing out my own pee from a toilet with a cup.

[biggham]

Maybe if he shut the hell up for 5 seconds and thought about it he'd know that doctors actually help people.

I know it's difficult for him to hear the rest of the world being treated by doctors when his head's up his ass.

Feeling for bumps would also be checking for anything out of place, or tumours.

Seriously, if you actually ever went to a doctor, they'd put you down.

[familydude99]

@biggham dude hes just being funny dont be fucking stupid

[biggham]

@familydude99 Ironic how I've "not to be stupid" when this guy is just ranting about bullshit for 4 minutes.

Also, he's not being funny. This is not funny.

[trox321]

@biggham Do you really think that a doctor watching this would be stupid enough to think that he means all this shit? That when he goes in for a check up, his doctor's gonna bitch him out? And personally, I think that this video is funny. I don't think that your opinion on this video should be considered THE opinion on this video. I sincerely hope that this is just a troll comment I'm responding to, and that you aren't serious. Otherwise, it's hilarious that you are XD

[biggham]

@trox321 Yes, it's clear I think this is his real opinion and I believe that he is meaning everything he says.

/sarcasm.

Never mind the fact that what you just classed as funny is some prepubescent guy ranting on for about 4 minutes about how fucking thick he is.

Nope, I'm not trolling. Learn the definition of what a troll is - this is just plain fucking stupid.

And, actually, a doctor wouldn't watch this filth. I've seen funnier things at funerals. That'll probably be his next video.

[trox321]

@biggham It's hilarious how seriously you're taking this video XD . Even if he is serious about what he says, is he wrong? He's not "ranting...about how thick he is.", he's giving his opinion on doctors. What's so bad about that? If you really disagree with what he's saying in this video, why are you bothering watching it? Click dislike, and leave. That's all you can really do. Because I doubt anyone watching this video is going to have their opinions changed because you stood up for doctors.

[biggham]

@trox321 What's even funnier is that you guys think I'm taking it seriously. It's shit, end of. Nothing serious there. Just shit.

If you must know I was sent this video in a YouRageYouLose thread and, guess what, I lost.

I'm not trying to change your opinions, if you somehow find this drivel funny then the only thing you need is an ice pick lobotomy.

[trox321]

@biggham Well why are you still here then? Your comments are doing nothing, so there is no purpose in responding to me. Like I said, click dislike and leave.

[biggham]

@trox321 I'm here because I can be, nothing says I can't be. I'm making a choice, and expressing my opinion.

See, this is what I find funny - as soon as someone displays an opinion that's different from the norm, or someone disagrees with, then they get blasted and flamed for it.

It's funny, really.

And as for you telling me what to do, I'll do as I damn well please.

[trox321]

@biggham I respect the fact that you have your own opinion. In fact, I admire the fact that you don't automatically go with the norm. My point is that you have already made your opinion very clear. Multiple times. We know that you don't find this video funny. And you are very right, nothing says you can't be here. So you are here under your own free will. Why? We now know what you think, so you are free to go do something better with your life now that we have heard your GLORIOUS opinion.

[biggham]

@trox321 I'm glad you find my opinion glorious.

As to the reasons of why I am here, I shouldn't have to -nor do I intend to- justify it to you. My reasons are my own.

Way I see it, if someone like this guy can express his opinion so bluntly and arrogantly annoyingly, why can't I? Sound logic.

[trox321]

@biggham Well I hope that you realize one day how pathetic of a troll you are. If you don't like JLC and want to spam "I can be here If I want" and shit like that on his videos, it's your problem. I, for one, have better things to do with my precious time than sit here and respond to a close-minded asshole who trashes someone without giving reasoning. Lol, I honestly hope that if you ARE going to keep trolling like this, you should probably figure out a new method of doing it. Have a nice life.

[biggham]

@trox321 Cute, you're bringing out the insults. I care. No, really, I do. Seriously.

Well, this method has incurred the "wrath" of "superior" individuals such as yourself. Because, you're right, enforcing your opinion just like I did makes you a better person than me. How silly of me.

I will have a nice life, I don't need to be told to.

[trox321]

@biggham Never said I was superior. Never unleashed "wrath". You are misinterpreting. You have no need to bitch about everything I say, but I really couldn't care less anyways. I'm all done with this troll, so it's on to the next one. Goodbye.

[biggham]

@trox321 Yeah, you're right, clearly by feeding the troll you are winning. Continue to feed it. Jesus Christ, you're a clever one.

Begone then, I have no more need of you, your ignorance was funny enough.

[xXxNightMareZ]

the captions are the best

[harrisonkenwood]

lol sometimes i cant go pee. XD

[ckool5000]

Watched 2:02 completely out of context...

lol.

[ipwnuall2]

lol, I can relate from 2:45 - 2:50... I always fill the cup to the brim... XD

[Gunnerrocker406]

lol like the angle of the dangle?

[FPSzanta]

@Gunnerrocker406 you stole that joke from the losers. pfft

[Gunnerrocker406]

@FPSzanta oh yeah lol

[FPSzanta]

@Gunnerrocker406 lol dont worry i recycle jokes too ;)

[jacke902100]

2:30 - 2:40 lol.

[adampeterishere]

holy crap! danny hasn't even fc'd this yet!

[Fluffy1144]

LOL "DANGALANG" HAHA

[scenequeenWUHU]

You kind of talk like Kelso off of That's 70's Show

[hlslayer123]

i remember one time i went to the doctor for my athletic's physical, and when the doctor got to the part where he had to look at my ====D, he lifted up my pants and stared at it for like 30 seconds lol

[kobil316SH]

Dude Danny was fat as shit lol

[luman97]

THAT'S SO MUCH PISS

[ohmysquidmuffins]

i almost DIED watching this xD

[Danielrulz100]

my doctor pwns!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[silentsuicide64]

LMFAO at 3:34 and 3:44 amazing lol

[BandaDK]

Full tank of JLC PISS!

That's so much piss! lol

[RBdrummer55]

pause at 2:15 LMFAO

[MimiMemeko]

You know how hard it is for a GIRL to pee in a cup? Let me tell you, it's not a fun experience. You're gonna wanna wash your hands after that. o.o

[snerjeg]

Nice sound effects for the shots.

[TheRandomVideoMaker]

ok in the backround, on the shelf 2 rows down that pink thing. is that homers doughnut?

[RockHeroPhantom]

oh snap this 45 year old petafile  is going to see my dangalang

[Henrique2017]

DONT CARE BOUT AN FC JAY

[TESIV4LIFE]

lmao at 3:37

[m8kinwaffles]

yea same

[GreaytBlur456]

omg i died laughing!

[steelyfanz675]

Truth is i want to become a doctor as my job.

[steelyfanz675]

lol

[steelyfanz675]

Not to mention that when you Doctor that is Black, you have to keep in mind that the Doctor's is mush bigger than yours.

sometimes check ups are completely...

Embarrassing.

[TrueLegend47]

wtf.

i got Party in the USA by miley cyrus officlal music video and it said Because You Watched Rant on Doctors??

[allsome50]

Like the HOT nurse does like all the stuff and then the doctor cones in and feels my balls and then the doctor leaves the nurse comes back and does the rest like WTF?

[zackalphaomega]

not the least bit funny

[sephiroth051]

yo ur such a fucking jackass, this vid is so funny and here u are trolling it, grade 6 kid go kill urself

[zackalphaomega]

im in university not grade 6

[supersandslash]

2:16

LOL XD

[SamPlasticGamer]

1:41-2:20 was the best part especially

"what do you do for a living?"

"Oh i feel childrens balls"

I lol'd

[imadey0utube]

The doctor asked me to pull down my pants. SORRY DOC, DANNY ALREADY FCED MY PENIS!~

[hardysrock85]

one time i was at my doctor and i had a boner, pulled down my pants and he looked for a while...

[TheRandomVideoMaker]

twilight sucks jlc's piss =-]

[TemplarianAS]

I feel children's balls ... yeah, pretty chill ...

[Kugglelovesanime9]

My dad is a doctor. But he wouldn't mind you.

[austincitylimits123]

THATS SO MUCH PISS!!!!

[Gamesrock22]

well my doctor is female, and when she tells me to drop my pants, hell yea lol

[knapptor]

Why do you have a person in the background thats fucking wierd. What the fuck is he doing there?

[Baracudaflaps]

think ur friend was getting annoyed -_-

[genissage12435]

THAT'S SO MUCH PISS.

[anonymousleafx]

DANNY ALREADY FC'D THIS SONG

[austincitylimits123]

JLC PISS!

[TheRandomVideoMaker]

holllyyyyyyyyy shiiiiiiittttttttttttt g h p commented on my channel it pretty cool! lol ghp rocks!

[xRyroxGHx]

oh wow a 45 year old pettifile is about to see my dangalang

[Noodle52]

does anyone else see that kid in the background?

[TinShadowcat]

@Noodle52 That's GHP.....

[bigbill87]

@Noodle52

u mean Guitarherophenom?

[BanditNoBody]

@Noodle52 What Kid? ;)

[swantonhhh]

@Noodle52 no

[kingklutsklan]

When i go to the doctors im lucky I Have a HOT 21 year old girl Doctor!

[newmellon123]

what happens when you know yeah ummmm to you get were im going with this, that would be kinda awkward

[DarkGuitarist1000]

@kingklutsklan Luck as hell

[kingklutsklan]

@metallicaboy6 Yes... YES I DO!!

[J1ZZ3D]

@kingklutsklan Same. Really every time she checks my stomache or some sht I feel a boner coming up. Cuz she bends down and she always hass her top buttons undone and im like (Old naked women. Old naked women. OH CRAP THAT DIDNT WORK)

[ManofWario]

@kingklutsklan

lucky you...

[1NS4N1TYDrummer]

@kingklutsklan same, and when mine bends over forwards, she doesnt wear a bra :D

[Trestonnn13]

@kingklutsklan i doubt that u r at least 18 wen u finish skool and u need to go to college for 8 years to become a doctor so everyone who thumbed up ur comment knows ur a fake... man dont you feel stupid!

[thecod5nazizombie]

@Trestonnn13 so true 

[StaupEimer]

@kingklutsklan It's funny because it takes like 8 years to become a doctor.

[kingklutsklan]

@StaupEimer Its Funny Cause i think shes 21, cause i dont ask girls how old they are

[ExtraXoticPlayer]

i remember when i had my physical. i had a hot woman doctor then

[TXComics]

Mmhmm. Popz.

[paduryea47]

ur hilarious. omg "are you sexually active??? hhehhee"

[TheGoodDevil7]

haha "i FEEL CHILDRENS BALLS"

[AndrewsVids0]

2:16 LOL!!!

[bamcameback]

its called a physical and the first time i went my dad was sitting behind the doctor very awkward

[BioHazardAlert]

I FEEL CHILDRENS BALLS

[lunarpking]

ya havent seen you in a while molester

[Sundin1995]

Bloodblitz in the backround ftw

[Tangointheface]

@Sundin1995

thats not bloodblitz, thats GuitarHeroPhenom

[Sundin1995]

no no at the end

[IareMikeJones]

this one dude i know had to get some special shot in like his neck or something around his spine anyway he told me that the freakin nurse like missed the freakin vein twice so it sucked assicles so yeah

[SonicsTwinBrother]

lol the guy in the background

[BandaDK]

That's so much PISS!!!! HAHA!!

Greatest Rant ever!

[WhoWillSaveTheSane]

Okay... I found some of your videos funny... but this one was just ignorant. Doctors are among the most educated human beings on this planet... and medicinal requirements far outweigh most (if not all) of the basic needs to live. Get your head out of your ass and know your facts before you go on a rant dissing the most respected (and most difficult to enter) profession in the entire world.

[moviemaster8510]

i think he was thinking about pedeotritians.

[WhoWillSaveTheSane]

@moviemaster8510 Pediatricians or not... what difference does it make? The message is the same.

[toymasheenSH]

@WhoWillSaveTheSane it's meant to be lighthearted it's not a de-facto portrayal of the medical profession.

[spazykid1]

jlc piss???

[waybo3]

This is an FC - I don't care about an FC, James! Oh m - WT. LOL!

[vhcougar24]

i dont care about about an FC. wut kind of mother are you??? lol nice intro

[BSTORM39]

That was his dad, that's what's funny

[mgressett]

@vhcougar24 that was his dad...

[gtmsnba13]

POPS suck

[GeneralSkywalker1569]

I got a boner once. LOL!

[doogan522]

cockward....

[tikewandou]

sir can you drop down your pants lol i will drop it down with happines

[HenryTheWerehog]

"What if the doctor was just feeling your balls and then all of a sudden, you just out of nowhere got a BONER."

"All I gotta say is...Gotta have my pops."

[fallenleaves32]

nice :P lol

[Daputti]

The full tank of like JLC piss, and they're all like ''that's so much piss!''

LOLOLOLOLOL

[grybok1ng]

LOL this is fucking true

except danny already fc'd that doctors office

[brotheregghead]

wait...Hasn't he uploaded this before?!

[KarlMarxforpresident]

that's exactly what i'm saying

[cRaZyBOI171]

this is like the third time already

[HenryTheWerehog]

"That's So Much Piss!"

[wilywonka100]

lol this 40 year old mans about to see my dangalang

[SKYLINEJOULES77]

touching my balls=DIE

have cold hands=STABBED WITH YOUR STETHISCOPE

[dirtydan93]

LOL what the eff is up with the random clips and then that d00d in the background...

JLC pwns all.

MORE RANTZ

[FLAVBLEND]

my doctor does the tickle thing and i flip out

[BigDawg4eva]

this was always my favorite JLC vid

[rockfreak900]

i had to piss in a cup when i was like 7 or something and i refused to do it and this was while my 6 yr old bro was getting his ass felt im not even kidding!

[Minus3Pigeons]

lol, random guy in the background :D

[mitch239]

venus flytraps ftw.

[xxf1reywav3xx]

That's so much piss!! LOL

[footballlineman1]

lol danny in the begiining

[hokeypokeyband]

i had 2 piss in a cup when i was like 5 and i was like WTF are they gonna do wit my piss?!@!!?!?!!?

[spendizzzle]

danny already fced the doctor... PICK A NEW RANT lol

[skatefreakguy4]

back in the dayyyyyyy

[owhatagooseiam]

pause at 1:25 lmao

[RatherBeRiding375]

Dude all of this is true. I always am afraid to answer the doctor when they ask me a question cuz i'm like "Wait...what if I answer wrong and I end up having my liver explode or something??"

[EvacitySH]

Hey its FOCKIN Adam

[xXPhenomenon13Xx]

i couldnt stop laughing!

[HeavyMetalist24]

'Mammy is this kid sick or something?'

Lol!

[ohmaghod]

hahahahahahahahahaha

so funny

[Stealthsuit07]

Pretty chill.

[Locustx925]

i bet the kids name on the right is Arturo

[EvilApple567]

Like seriously?? Who would admit they were sexually active to a doctor?!?

I mean, the doctors would like go tell ur parents and they would be liek "k thx doc" then when u get home you get beaten with a toaster for telling the truth : /

[GirlGamer360]

@EvilApple567

Nah...they have to be silent. I don't know the exact expression. But it's decided by law :)

[TheTwistOFate]

LMFAO " Pretty chill"

[XxXxMetallicAxXxXxX]

OMG YOUR SO RIGHT My so called nurse gave me like 4 shots because she missed the vein. I wanted to punch her so badly

[zman962005]

haha freakin funny

[UrNaNsNaNa214]

you are so annoying its a joke

[t0enail1]

That cup thing always pisses me off.

[x3senoritobonitox313]

bl00dblitz is cool

[xXkingbooXx]

3:45 to 3:47

[PandaLopez12]

hahaha fucking raped!!!

[mitchmitch555]

INTRO. WAS. EPIC.

[seraandshannyshow]

THATS SO MUCH PISS

[Bl00dBlitz]

bugs bunny stickers are cool...

[0rbitaldonkey]

so are the lollipops

[cookies7103]

so true

[realrockmusic100]

i know huh

[Locustx925]

bl00dblitz stickers are cooler...

[scottbiatch]

hell yeah dude lol

[DarkAssasin497]

hahahah , hey sub me darrrrrrrrrrrn it

[chriscem]

Thats why you dont have a girlfriend haha

[isusbog123]

3:34 , 3:44 hahahahah epic!!!

[simonhm2]

danny already FC'd those pops

[GHxkid12]

great fuckin rant so funny

[cody12345249]

so THATS what DANNY looks like!

[AndrewsVids0]

sorry but who is the guy in the backround

[Ellemennt75]

3:35. That gets laughs from me every time.

[Jmansfie1]

lmao @ 2:15

[Showmaster162]

Danny fc'd this rant