Apocalypse Newscast

[FullMetalFan4life]

This is catchy as fuck

[Nydeth]

good rap :D

[Kailationn]

0:54, kid kadets. so much win.

[pavlemilenkovic5553]

Does Satan remind you of someone or am i just drunk(again)?

[religiousabuse]

@pavlemilenkovic5553 who?

[pavlemilenkovic5553]

@religiousabuse Now i remember,Satan remembers me of my mom after 10 missed calls :D

[MrMitchbow]

i had to watch it twice because i missed the whole video while reading the bottom

[mrproivi]

1:06 the line ( no one in their right mind is reading this ticker, i can write anything i want -- fart -- fart fart fart -- i have been struck in the head by a trash can -- my motorr skillsx are diminisgjdhl -- 1:28 ROFL SO FUNNY XD

[MrDannyo13]

0:54

It's the apocalypse, starring The Kid Kadets!

[grimcolin]

"I killed a man just to see the life leave his body." genius

[Riotnz]

I want this as an MP3

[5UPR4N0V4]

FIRTS!

[McCrazyfuzzy]

who else saw the kid kadets

[Landisnicholas]

Tom Baker? B&B Doctor Who Fans? Or just random?

[Arnoud4]

is that really that bad of a thing? If everyone is dead, nobody would be sad right?

If hitler didn't start the 2nd world wold war, none of us would exist, yet we think what he did was a bad thing to do and would rather have him never existed. isnt that a bit controversial?

[RooRealm]

@Arnoud4 "none of us exist" I think that's a little controversial. Sure the baby-boomers did some work, but not EVERYONE in America would suddenly disappear just because Hitler seized to exist.

[Arnoud4]

@RooRealm I'm sorry. I only meant the younger generation. But for the rest, even if the marriage between two people was arranged, there is no way that, the exact same sperm cells are created, they have sex at the exact same time and the exact same spermcell is the first to enter the egg of the woman in this alternate future Think about it. That change is 1 in a billion. Maybe one person in this alternate future would be the same as now.

[crazypadilla]

Hahaha "Pacific Ocean Exploded"



[ghchamp13]

lol 1:15 the entire world got TARANTULA'D!!!

[EHelf]

lolwut, pause at 1:35

[GetFukkinRaped]

1:15 - 1:17 TARANTULA'D!

LOOOOOK

(like, srsly)

[GetFukkinRaped]

@GetFukkinRaped 1:14 *

[DrEthanAsia1]

Pfft, Tom Baker was the fourth doctor. He'd stop the apocalypse.

[AguyUsingTubeyou]

Oh man I just noticed at :54 it's the kid kadets.

[ILoveJensenAckles]

OMG the mothers day photo of joe humping lukes shoulder!! FTW!!!

[shiftypanda11]

Bottom

Obama sneezes

[FalconMuffin]

Like if you were reading the bottom the entire time. :D

[HELLONEARTH1996]

i wonder what gave him the idea to do this?

[HELLONEARTH1996]

00:40 is the best part of the song

[jnguyen0749]

1:15 Scenes from Tarantula???

[HELLONEARTH1996]

@jnguyen0749 nice catch

[theishjort]

That song is made for jammin. What´s it called?

[TheLaughingTurtle]

1:33 creeeeepy

[ilovethebadguy]

I love this! The have about the best editing system I've ever seen! :D Attention Mortals!!!! That was a word from our sponser Lucifer ;) lmao

[stellabluelulu]

read the ticker.

[TakarasAsylum]

--OBAMA SNEEZES, IN-DEPTH REPORT TO FOLLOW--

--AUSTALIA IS MISSING--

--AFRICA PWN3D--

--NO ONE IN THEIR TIGHT MIND IS READING THIS TICKER- Oooooh, I hate myself... *rubs forhead*

[lobsterwithwings]

Ha, you have to listen twice, first watch the newscast, the seond time the ticker, and enjoy the music for both.

[Lyndicals]

Yes Kids Can!!! Hell yes!

[TakarasAsylum]

I love the subliminal messaging in this xD

[DarkWARior768]

the apocalypse happened a few days ago, it wasn't all that exciting or catchy

[jonaslover4136]

this is pretty catchy

[TheWeeworldVideos]

Did you ever notice that Joe gets all the girls? Even during the apocalypse.

[Ziyaduzza]

-- MY MOTORR SKILLSX ARE DIMINISGJDHLKJEHJEHJEH5650 --

[Ziyaduzza]

AFRICA PWN3D

[Nnyrb69]

1:35



[angelmarine1292]

0:44 Australia is missing. o.o

[fireflyeclipse]

Obama sneezes, in-depth report to follow, lol

[Funnyname29]

did anyone notice his name is "pete peterson"? lol

[WorldofWarcraft98100]

notice in the moveing word it said "I can write whatever Iwant__Fart__Fart Fart Fart__

[awlemmon]

this is pretty freakin cool lol, strikingly catchy

[RedManAttack]

Like if you see the quick flash of the kid kadets

[TheCheerioBandit]

Am I weird for thinking that this is kinda terrifying?

:(

[Xdot666]

0:53 AFRICA PWN3D -- PACIFIC OCEAN EXPLODED

[SuperQuasar]

LMAO, Australia is missing!

[wolf25705]

lol at the bottom part "david hasselhoff still awesome--breaking news:apocolypse--riots and looting across europe--7 million dead in southeast aisa--9 million unacounted for in brazil--paris hilton spotted at the ivy with mystery man--australi missing--africa pwn3d--pacific ocean exploded--no one in there right mind is reading this ticker.i can right whatever i want--

fart--fart fart fart--i have been struck in the head with a trash can--my moter skillsx are indehgueud--" lol

[MelodramaticAct]

This is so catchy for some reason.

[Lazerdude26]

OMG OBAMA SNEEZED!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[thelordofthejokes]

no one is reading the ticker--i can write w.e i want. lmfao

[crapot32]

WAIT I HAVE A PLAN

WELL THEN TELL US

GETS HIT BY TRASH CAN

COMPLETE SICLENCE

[steelercity71]

pause at 0:53 its staring the kid kadets!!!!

[steelercity71]

lol i love the ticker!! thumbs up if u like the ticker!!!

[kinotoriintrudy]

I <3 This clip!

[ridonkeykongulous]

PARIS HILTON SPOTTED AT THE IVY WITH MYSTERY MAN

[Retubetard]

Since the very first time I saw it maybe 2 years ago, this clip may be my favorite clip I ever saw on internet. Period.

You guys are excellent.

[NancyPelosi96]

@DQIX1 Skulls, my friend!

[DQIX1]

Holy crap at 1:35 you see the bodies of Luke and Joe from the mothers day video and the heads are pumpkins!

[santagotback101]

Hey guys... I'm still alive over here... just thought I would let you know.

[MrDeechimeechi]

creepy i could not watch full. are these guys satanist or something. i heard every cool person is relatebn to satan somehow

[ridonkeykongulous]

WHAT!? OBAMA SNEEZED!?

[dbliss314]

Fantastic job on this

[aniva26]

Why does this have so few views?!?!??!?!

[ImaxDSHIFTJavier]

@aniva26 hahaha, cuz its the HQ repost :P the old one prbly has more

[NatetheH]

1:07 Forecast... LOL

[RTRDPrOd]

0:59 pacific ocean exploded...

[RTRDPrOd]

I Loled at 0:45 it says Australia missing!

[cyclejunkie]

At 1:12 It says Fart FART FART FART at the bottom

:P

[runnergunner42]

this is so catchy

[andrewpearson1977]

1:08 "i killed a man just to see the life leave his body...

...you guys never did that??"

[GreenEyedSerb]

Тhis is actually a damn good song.

[cursedmix]

1:07 didn't anyone else do that besides me? 

[EejitCat]

Lol at the random starring kids kadets thing at 0:53

[loganandcam]

0:52 = Yes Kidz Kan

[drunkenhero90]

I didn't know the kid kadets were in this video! at :53

[spankie12]

Lucifer is a straight up gangsta.

[BOIZADAS]

This is so strange, yet genius

[MrJDincorporated]

Did anyone notice the yes kidz kan Little clip

[Sindre1]

Tom Baker! :D

[Wuzupshamu]

I didn't know the end of the world would be so catchy.

[TheMetalMeltdown]

lol attention mortals!

[lobsterwithwings]

To watch this right you have to watch it twice, once watching the video, the other watching the ticker.

[afoolis]

did anyone except me see the hidden 1/10 of a second long clips ?

[Ruleroftheuniversefo]

Australia missing, Africa pwn3d, pacific ocean exploded, , FART FART FART FART FART FART FART FART FART, My motor skillz are dimsimdimaodimsaoidmaiokzcnlzs­.

[iTzMist]

I'm from Australia :(

[johnnyt11]

This actually horrified me... Haha

[Younglink1000]

0:50 devils dance 4 the win!!

[mcfat89]

584 people were killed just to see the life....leave their bodies

[SilentEDJ]

Worst B&B video

[GrymHood]

@SilentEDJ What?! One of the best!

[Cameron11111111111]

This guy should really get his facts and videos straight Satan doesn't host the Apocalypse or Tribulation period, God does.

[bronzeprince]

@Cameron11111111111 hahah why do these so called self righteous christians go to comedy pages they have no business on just to make a completely irrelevant point no one gives a shit about. They are comedy. Don't like it then skip and go to Mr. rogers page and sing a song.

[wolf25705]

@bronzeprince ikr?i mean, im a christian, but that doesn't mean that we have to go and yell at everyone on youtube making a religous joke.i mean, it's just a joke. it's ridiculous to just get mad because of it.

[BlockHead0]

im scared now.

[tHeSinisterr]

Anyone else noticed the awesome music?))

[meganthemaniac66]

read the bottom, it's silly :)

[GlenMuse795]

Thumbs up if you saw the Kid Kadets snippet.

[Kazooiie02]

well i guess i wont b sleeping tonight..thanks guys..

[nuttynatty320]

kind of creepy... : /

[digitalharassment]

I guess we can all get an important lesson from this video: Don't leave random trash cans lying around during the apocalypse.

[wariorbboy]

i like when the devil sing

[MuslimKid1000]

bin laden: ''America sucks'' xD

[Ninjalootah]

Did anyone else notice the thicket bar? xD

[Stormorbiter]

she's pretty hot

[Yamakoto120]

I remember this differently

[Yamakoto120]

the kid kadets

[Twitch484]

FART FART FART FART

[Draxcer]

582 people dont know how to stop an apocalypse

[DanzNewzMachinima]

starring

the kid

kadets

[ikaninjau2]

what happend tuesday and wednesday

mon-hell portal

tues-???

wed-???

thur-zombies

fri-head explosions

[fox0demon]

@ikaninjau2 wed- fireballs

[GreadyShady]

1:16

[Hapster95]

i killed a man..just to see the life..drain from his body.

what..you've never done that?

[sexysues]

did you read  the news scrolling across bottom lmao!!

[TheCumButter]

Thumbs up if you read the ticker haha !!

[Abeguy2]

lol "This is SO unprofessional!" XD

[TheA931]

at :25 it says hell portals  147F zombies 132F head explosions 171 F

[TheA931]

haha look at the bottom news dow drops 1129 obama sneezes in depth report to follow, david hasselhoff still awesome,paris hilton spotted at the ivy with the mystery man, australia is missing, africa pwn3d, pacific ocean exploded, haha no one is reading this ticker i can write what i want--fart--fart fart fart i have been struck in the head by a trash can my motor skillz are dissdflksad

wtf hahah lol that was random

[qwerty999110]

this was how i discovered you BAB

[DailyTimeKiller]

Was that Darth Maul as the devil??? Oh wait, it couldn't have been Darth Maul, your devil had a better make up job.

[pooptrain92]

@DailyTimeKiller wth man darth maul is the shit

[DJCStudios]

@DailyTimeKiller Yeah, at least he had his neck covered up.

[rminb010204]

At 1:35 they also have a clip from the "mothers day" video, except they're dead, shame.

[MrHades504]

it shows the kid cadets!! it looks like darth maul africa pwn3d

[MrHades504]

looks like darth maul lol AFRICA PWN3D

[Gildra]

Did you know that Lucifer actually means Light Bearing...not really all that scary when you know that.

[halomaster048]

@Gildra Because Lucifer was originally an Angel....Congrats for learning :D

[TheSmithsChannel]

@Gildra That's why his name changed to Satan. Lucifer was his angellic name, when he was one of the best of the angels in Heaven. Love this video though, I can't get the tune out!!!

[TheFossilis]

One of my favorite videos! Catchy tune and funny as hell! Keep it up fellas!

[lequaie1234]

dude that would b sweet i would be satans best buddy hes so cool

[ExoNull]

Now that's too funny LOL!

[247bullitt]

0:46 NOOO AUSTRAILIA IS MISSING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

thats where AC/DC is from. D:

[000bled]

i am proud to say i read all of the text at the bottom

[kingjackhammer15]

@000bled bitch fucker

[ScarletCrow]

If I had a job I'd totally buy this song off of itunes :' /

[fetch300]

Did anyone read the junk on the bottom? TRASHCAN!!! FART FARTFARTFART

[SophieeHotchkiss5033]

Thumbs up for having to watch the video twice, because the first time you just watched the words scrolling at the bottom. Lol :D

[anonymousguy3339]

At the end of the video, 1:33, you can see them in their Happy Mother's Day video, except their heads are replaced with skulls.

[Megamovies100]

can someone tell me how to the technical difficulty transistion or something similar. I am planning on making a similar video and it would really be helpful.

[Lazerdude26]

my computer restarted half way through the video..... should i be worried

[fetch300]

@Lazerdude26 YESH

[Burgerboy58]

0:53 kid kadets

[mcfat89]

my commenting skills are diminishing lkkfjfjdk - jkbfjkndsl

[oscarcc13]

@mcfat89 its motor skills.

[mcfat89]

@oscarcc13

lol yeah i know, i was trying to make it youtube realted -_- didnt work too well though

[bookworm7894]

i rewatched the video and just read the scrolling text. nothing else. so worth it. :)

[Episey]

i killed a man just to see his life.. leave his body

[kiwitogrape]

@ProBoy25 wow you retard

[KevinLuhrs]

#Satan appears and starts rapping#

That was a word from our Sponsers!

[nebonit]

I killed a man just to see the life leave his body...

[ProBoy25]

Illuminati new world order RFID chip inplant staged alien invasion project bluebeam HAARP..

yes these are real you have been warned..

[Tanley25]

This sux

[opti95]

@Tanley25 it twas the lolzors

[Lightwish01]

this is an oldie, but probably the BEST video you ever made as far as comedy goes imo

[xXnick9191Xx]

Lolol kid kedets

[Burgerboy58]

1:34 wtf?

[mauro398]

I KILLED A MAN JUST TO SEE HIS LIFE LEAVE HIS BODY...WHAT?...U GUYS NEVER DONE THAT?

[I4mfr34ky]

1:34 Mother's Day with Skeletors. 8D

[Thrash120994]

Whyd you upload this again..?

it doesn't get any less weird when i see my name on the screen :D