Woody Allen rejects woman (very funny scene)

[TurkiyeCumhurbaskani]

get some peanuts

[victoriaindigo]

God Bless you Laura

lol

very funny movie!

btw Woody's character is hypnotized in this scene that's why he's speaking in that funny voice

[antar1485]

"Do stop by in the spring, the oleander will be in bloom"

Classic!

[Chise37]

Whoa, his worst acting role I've seen so far. Also, sex, not gender.

[TDS4UT]

This sounds like many of my dates. This is usually how my one night stands end.

[0981462]

HAHAHA THAT'S MY WOODY!!!

[carmaj156]

What I find funny is her reaction. She just cant't believe a little old guy rejected her. As soon as he tells her to get out, she inmediatelly assumes he's a sick person for not wanting to have sex with her. I knew a couple of girls like that...

[bashbrannigan]

He's been hypnotized. Yes, out of context it makes no sense.

[slickvguy]

heheheh. Great scene.

[unbornanddeathless]

as they say: women could get pissed off when they got fucked, but they get furious when they are not :D

[ramirezthepirate]

I did not get that at all...

[nadime93]

i hope people know that woody is acting like that on purpose.

[Whiteoutx86]

Woody Allen is perhaps the least talented and most unfunny person I have ever had the displeasure of watching in my entire life.

[Vlakpage]

@Whiteoutx86 then you're an exception

[Whiteoutx86]

@Vlakpage Nah, lots of people don't like this midget child touching retard.

[Vlakpage]

@Whiteoutx86 Lots of people? That's what you think, only few people which can't grasp the inteligence and humor like you. Maybe move to something more your class like some slapstick?

His IQ is still significantly higher than 70, so he isn't retarded. Your disparage shows something about your weak ego and your demagogic comments won't help you, especially under this video which is mostly visited by his fans.

[Whiteoutx86]

@Vlakpage Thanks, Dr. Phil.

Go to google and type the words "Woody Allen is" and let google auto finish it for you. It has the results "Wood Allen is a pervert" for #1. "Woody Allen is not funny" for #2. "Woody Allen is overrated" for #3.

Deal with it.

[Vlakpage]

@Whiteoutx86 Yeah, I can deal with it but you evidently can't. People spreading hate through internet doesn't mean a thing IRL. Grow up.

[Whiteoutx86]

@Vlakpage Spreading hate? You have mental problems. Are you Jewish by chance?

[hipinion]

@Whiteoutx86 Sir,I think you are retarded.

[Whiteoutx86]

@hipinion I would rather be retarded than a fan of a retarded child molester.

[abbeykroeter]

The wooden acting is on purpose, I hope nobody really has to be told that but it seems a few need it... ever heard a girl run similar lines on a guy? It happens, and Woody is making a parody of it here. It's hilarious because of so many times men are supposed to accept some act from a girl swinging from one guy to the next, when men know what's going on. Those type of girls may as well just say "hey I'm so fickle I'm thinking of doing something (or someone) else... bye!" Watch again.

[fudgedogbannana]

I wonder if Data from Star Trek got his persona from this seen

[Vidinotes]

Bill Gates is funny in this one.

[svadwalas]

oh my god....woody looks like her great grand father.

[bailinnumberguy]

"god bless you, you have a splendidly shaped buttocks"

[alienspy77]

so completely unrealistic no suspension of disbelief whatsoever... or maybe just taken out of context.

[alienspy77]

so completely unrealistic no suspension of disbelief whatsoever

[tastemyvengeance]

worst comedian ever.

[Allylaprof]

And that's why I adore Woody Allen.

[EcirpWehttam]

It seems as though he may have lost his touch a wee bit...

[dogterd]

To write from the perspective of a woman... "I think of a man.... and then I take away reason, and accountability" Melvin Udal.

[lebarosky]

All of a sudden Woody is possessed by the ghost of my Grandma Ethel.

[MrTruth111]

It's Data from startrek!

[blacsouljah]

"I'll turn around and you can get dressed, and please hurry" !  XD

[whatsgoingon07]

is he trying to make good on a celibacy oath he took prior to this scene?

[zoldszemu998]

Hm. Itt valami nincs rendben.

[Del4Mar]

Have you got a loose screw!?

[SnakeCIA1]

@Del4Mar

She couldn't be more right. Watch as the pedophile doesn't even acknoledge the women as you can see he prefers sleeping with little girls like his stepdaughter. Woody is a sick old winny wuse. Part wimp part puse.

[jradetzky]

@SnakeCIA1 yeah :)

[classifieds103]

@SnakeCIA1 I think it's really unfair you're detracting from Allen's ingenuity by bringing up his personal life. Not too long ago, a friend of mine recommended I watched his masterpieces, Manhattan, Annie Hall... etc. And I immediately repudiated his works (despite not having seen them) because of that piece of sordid gossip about his marriage. Now, I've seen three of his films, and I'm so glad because they're fulfilling and wonderful. He is a genius, my favorite director next to Bergman

[SnakeCIA1]

@classifieds103

Not unfair no one forced him to be a sick pedafile he chose to be one now he needs to be criticized. I bet if a family member did this you would be disgusted then again you could be another pedofile. Fact is if someone sleeps with a stepchild and you support that person that makes you a sick perv. Could you honestly tell your entire familly that is the kind of person I look up to and I love watching. :}

[classifieds103]

@SnakeCIA1 Oh ok way to assume I'm a PEDOPHILE even though I'm an 18 year old woman. No I never said we should ignore or pretend his relationship with Soon-Yi doesn't exist. I DO think it's disgusting, while at the same time I'm torn between his arguments for it and the arguments his biological son makes against it. HOWEVER, just because I disapprove of his life doesn't mean we should ignore the fact that his movies ARE brilliant. He's still a genius, albeit with issues

[ay98182]

@SnakeCIA1 Yes, I can. You don't have to approve of his life to enjoy his films. Anyone who cannot separate the two is incredibly small-minded (don't watch them then, enough other people do - I wouldn't want to have you as a member of the Woody Allen club). Was Allen prosecuted for his sexual relationship with Soon-Yi? No, because she was over 18 when it happened. And she wasn't his adopted daughter, but that of his wife and her ex. It was still kind of sordid, but it wasn't criminal.

[SnakeCIA1]

@ay98182

Actually it he had it planned before 18. Think about it he thought about marrying her before 18 so that makes hime a sick person. Like you :} . You probably have a relationship with a member of your familly. You are the small minded person, can a person be prosecuted for sleeping with an animal? no but is it right ? no. Just because you can't go to jail for it doesn't make it right and is wrong to the logical and right for the narrow minded liberals.

[ay98182]

@SnakeCIA1 as a matter of fact you CAN be prosecuted for having sex with an animal. And how do you know when he had anything planned? Must be nice to be psychic (you seem to have incredible insight into my life too). But, anyway, let me just reiterate - I don't give a fuck about what he did in his personal life when I'm talking about his films. Actually I don't give a fuck what a brainless, putrid shit like you has to say - I simply (and foolishly) reacted to your drivel.

[SnakeCIA1]

@ay98182

Well How do you know he didn't are you psychic? As a matter of fact you can go to jail for sleeping with an animal :}. You just incorrectly assumed the locations that prohibits it. What I just conveyed was biased that you displayed and called you on it :}. Africa has different laws my uneducated friend?. Nice language by the way. Do you kiss your mother with that mouth? Please don't answer that rhetorical question.

[classifieds103]

@SnakeCIA1 i can't believe you're still arguing with people, in your gallant crusade to bring people against Woody Allen. I assure you 99.9% of people who love Woody Allen films do NOT support pedophilia, but just because they like his films doesn't mean they're just as sordid. Why you can't you step up from your self-righteous hole and just LEARN to separate the films and the director's lifestyle? The films should be appreciated for their merit and not the director's private life

[SnakeCIA1]

@classifieds103

Lets apply that logic to someone who was a victim of rape. Say if your sister was with this pedofile, the question is would you support this peder ass by watching his films. If I don't like someone who sleeps with their step daughters ewww : I then I stop watching his films hence I am no longer supporting someone I don't like. Everyone who watching his films is pretty much giving him meals and luxury he doesn't deserve do to cheating on his wife with his daughter :)

[classifieds103]

@SnakeCIA1 Oh how funny you're making an objective argument into emotional speculation. Let's get with the facts: i have nothing to do with his family for ONE. TWO to my defense I technically don't monetarily support him because I download through torrents, but I sitll love the films themselves. Three no matter what you say, I will still enjoy his films. I obviously am against pedophilia, but it's hard to hate something good because of the behaviors of its creator. Like I said, DIFFERENTIATE

[Baronstone]

Sorry, Woody Allen hasn't ever made a funny movie or a good one for that matter.

[WandTosz]

Fragment z filmu "Skorpion" Świetna komedia. Thank you. Excellent comedy.

[GlobalDating]

this is baloney. no guy would run out on someone that hot. why do movies always show stuff like this?

[martialbro5]

@GlobalDating woody allen brings the girl home and while she's waiting on the bed for hot sex. he gets hypnotized. so he rejects her.

the scene is funny because no one would ever reject charlie theron in that situation.

[HelloAgain151]

@GlobalDating Watch the movie, you'll see why, ya dunce.

[hndsadventure]

haha thts really funny!Woody allen is so sympathic:)

[IWillSexU]

..but in reality he really would want to gang bang her so badly!!

[RadarKat73080]

"You're just too old for me. I mean, twenty-five! Ewww!"

[javoman13]

nice.

[jetliigor]

why not make the woman go after you've banged her. That would make more sense.

[flandersfails]

Halen HUnt is HOT!

[SupernalOne]

why is it funny that he has no balls, I don't understand -

But I never got Woody Allen, I can always see the joke but it doesn't amuse

[jk147a]

Yeah...err..hilarious...does everybody remember when Woody was funny? Or talented? I think it was right before he became an incestuous peadophile.

[fatmeteor]

@jk147a she was 22, and he was never her guardian, but other than that feel free to libel him

[jk147a]

@fatmeteor I side with the Judgewho said that his relationship was “grossly inappropriate”. If you don't have any problems with a man taking nude photos and starting a sexual relationship with the daughter of his long time partner, then that's up to you. I find it sordid and creepy. Get over it.

[fatmeteor]

@jk147a yeah, actually you are the one with something to get over, that is the point. He is not a paedophile nor was he involved in an incestuous relationship, so you are wrong. WRONG!! ha ha ha ha HA HA HA

[jk147a]

@fatmeteor Intereting. I guess morality is relative. I agree with Woody's actual son Roman who said: "He's my father married to my sister. That makes me his son and his brother-in-law. That is such a moral transgression. I cannot see him. I cannot have a relationship with my father and be morally consistent... I lived with all these adopted children, so they are my family. To say Soon-Yi was not my sister is an insult to all adopted children." So technically you are right. You must be so proud.

[fatmeteor]

@jk147a yeah, and the relationship between his son and himself is their business, so maybe you should pass judgement on what pertains to you rather than blowing chunks of your moral thoughts all over other people's business. How about that? Can you try that champ?

[jk147a]

@fatmeteor Whoa there little fella', the truth stings huh? MUG

[fatmeteor]

@jk147a truth? It's your opinion that you are spreading, and one not supported by the facts dude. Do some reading instead of believing crap the media sells.

[f15mos]

I haven''t seen this movie, but in this episode he seems to be parodying lieutenant Data from Star Trek NG.

[wtfan]

When I first saw this I laughed because it was Woody Allen, but laughed even harder at the fact that it was Charlize Theron.

Woody Allen can officially say "I rejected sex with Charlize Theron"

That to me, is amazing.

[unmedication]

I like it when people ad "very funnny", "must see", "hilarious" (when you know the word)

[EricSchwin22]

Hey if you think about it...He was very slick in this scene. Woody Allen is so intelligent, this guy doesn't always think with his Penis!

[Highice007]

WTF?

[funlift1]

hahahhahaha......MAMAMIA!.....­interesting

[SarahRyan2002]

Check out 'sarah ryan deluded' You will either love it or hate it.

[jfq722]

If you're in the neighborhood again, DROP IN!

[I4gotmyMANTRA]

The oelander will be in bloom!

[AJollyGoodFelon]

This guy is not funny at all. The only reason people like him, Lenny Bruce, Mort Sahl are up there is because they are Jewish. They shoe each other in. This fucking idiot has never made me laugh once. You know who is really funny? Steve Martin, Robin Williams, George Carlin. Now somebody told you so go and sin no more. Jews are only talented at giving each other jobs in News and Hollywood.

[I4gotmyMANTRA]

I would absolutely argue with that. I'm a huge fan of what would be called "Jewish humor" and of many comedians who fit your description. Oh, and I'm a Quaker, and of Germanic and Scandanavian heritage. Not that it should matter.

[u2baah]

@AJollyGoodFelon why are you so angry?

[jrubin68]

@AJollyGoodFelon Woody Allen would hate this guy's guts.

[GregPacillo]

Funny and true comment yossarian9.

[yossarian9]

With these skills, Woody Allen could have been a stand-in for Data from Star Trek.

[thornbird7556]

They're a great gender. LOL

[GordonFr33man]

GreyAutumn just didnt get the joke, hehe :)

[GreyAutumn]

being ignorant of the context, this sequence was mildly irritating and lacked the humorous content that is generally present in works made and/or influenced by Woody Allen.

[chubas41]

HAHAHHAHAHAH "a very pleasant VARIATION"

[reach2prasanna]

"God bless you laura, you have a splendidly shaped buttocks".....omg hilarious

[karatefella]

Butt - OCKS ! lol

[I4gotmyMANTRA]

MAMAMIA!

[adventum]

it's fucking hilarious :D

woody genius!

[bootjangler]

Probably needs to be understood in context to get the humour. Stand-alone, it ain't particularly funny.

[Quex01]

@bootjangler old woody is just a little tired, thats all, lol

[queenmcsleaze]

@bootjangler like ALL woody allen

[k97cross]

@bootjangler I haven't seen the film, yet it made me laugh.

[SlimzProductionz]

this is a very funny scene, Woody Allen.

[kitycatt13]

omg I can't get enough of that scene! I haven't seen this movie is soo long! thanks for the clip :P

[kleinmensa]

that was funny?

[jsrushen]

What film was this from?

[kinsmart77]

See description: It is "The Curse of the Jade Scorpion"

[DoubleDutchBust]

Sean-yes

DidYouFindThePeanutInTheBirdSe­ed

Woody Allen rejects woman (very funny scene)Yes-A squirrel carried it away-

rossssrosss

[rossssrosss]

No one could be that hypnotized.

[johngalantini]

im guessing from the comments, he's supposed to be in somekind of trance atm? At least I hope so, would hate to think Woody has got to this state.

[YrNameHr]

the oleander will be in bloom!

[TasteForDisaster]

@YrNameHr that sounds really similar to "orlando blooms"

[majidman7]

I hope I do the same thing,,,,,,Really!!!

Rejecting women.

[kinsmart77]

He has been hypnotized and has to get rid of the woman to fulfill other plans... He has to act as neutral as possible to make the woman go. I don't think its bad acting in this context.

[xXSupernautXx]

he's hypnotized.