-It's been over 2 months. The water is low and I ate the last bit of salted meat today. All of my provisions are running low, and my leg is not getting any better since the fall. Yet, among all these setbacks, I am determined to find randomgraduate's comment-
game looks sick.i wanted to kno can u play this on any regular computer?is it like arma where u have to get a special kind of computer?please answer i am lost.
@pinkHANDED413 This game is about 5 years old and will run fine on any mid-end computer. It all just depends on your CPU speed, the amount of RAM you have, and your video card. What are your system specs? Minimum System Requirements OS: Windows XP Processor: Pentium 4 @ 2 GHz or Athlon Equivalent Memory: 512 MB Hard Drive: 6.5 GB Free Video Memory: 64 MB Sound Card: DirectX Compatible DirectX: 9.0 Keyboard & Mouse DVD Rom Drive
@randomgraduate And I guess you are some kind of smart-ass who hasnt been able to make enough these ''im so god damn smart'' comments to others. Well, now you got me. Good job. Hope your life finally got meaning.
PS. I said ''WHEN i found out...'' I may have found out this after 5 mins of playing. -.-
@JohQx3 The point is you must be quite young (as in 12 at the most) to talk about this game like it has an outstanding level of details. No worries, it isn't your fault.
@randomgraduate Umm..no, i have to be not aware about RTS graphic development in past years...That has nothing to do with age. And yea, I think this game has outstandingly detailed graphics, just as MoW has. Last RTS i played before CoH was AoE2. There is kinda big gap between graphics in those games. Im so sorry im not so aware about games graphic development. You just proved how you are 15 year old smart-ass who thinks he knows everything. And im older than 12, just not as ''nerdish'' as you.
@randomgraduate butthurt much when mature people agree on the fact that you have no idea of what you are talking about? If you had at least 20 years or some PC game experience from the '90s and early 2000s you'd know what JohQx3 means about CoH,go play some pokemon kid.
I got fucked, Amercan's used Heavy Artillery on my bunker... : ( Damn i love to play British in Coh, but i can't do a profile in Tales Of Valow anymore :'{ I dunno why..?!
@TomRaphaelWolf the emperor isn't providing his protection to his troops then as this vid shows, sorry Dark Eldar player sometimes IG player but yeah whenever im am IG then FOR THE EMPEROR!!
lol at 0:23 HANS IS DAS CAMERA CORRECT ?!?! Hans: JAWEL !! 0:33 Are you sure Hans ?? Hans : JAAA 0:48 Harold : HANS DONT FUCKING FILM ME !!! 3:25 Otto : HANS GET OUT OF MY DAMN WAY !!!
@ArtilleryDedicated I stopped playing on this map when I noticed it was always the same:
1) Allies try to push on the mid island with rifles and engineers
2) Germans reply with MGs in the building on the other side of the river.
3) Allies fall back. Both sides build up bunkers, mortar, etc...
4) Germans build up walking stuka and up grade it to veteran 3 rank, then bomb the Allies all the time. They put 2 Pak 40 in front of the main access to the mid island.
5) Allies rush with one sherman. They are owned by the enemy AT guns.
6) One of the Allies tries to attack the enemy from its back with paratroopers. He does some damages but has to fall back as his partners don't give him any support.
7) Allies do nothing for half an hour.
8) A guy in the Allies team has a clever idea and builds up an Howitzer, within the stuka's firing range. Damn, the idea wasn't so clever in the end.
13) Germans rush with all they got. The ranger-guy is owned within a minute by ostwinds.
14) An arty noob tries to push the germans back with a Priest. Doesn't seem to work, shit.
15) As the Germans repair minor damages on their tanks, the airborne player tries to strike back, destroys two or three tanks but must fall back because he has too many casualties.
During the whole game, the US Airborne player keeped on trying to attack where
the enemy wasn't waiting for his guys, did some heavy damages but as his partners never moved their asses fast enough to give him support when needed, he had to fall back pretty often. At the end of the game, he is the only one that still resists to the enemy because he
is the only guy in the team who has veteran units... and is finaly owned by arty.
You need to play with Wehrmacht. Then build a bunker, or many as I always do. After the bunker is complete you can outfit it with a machinegun. And if you have a hmg team, place it in the bunker, and you have 2 machineguns in a bunker.
LOL, I hate those patches to, now its even worse w/ that damn Relic downloader.......took me like a friggin hour or 2 to DL a 9.4mb patch of sum small ass patch like that cuz the thing didnt want to start
perhaps mexican bandits wanted to look like german mg-soldiers :D but in fact ive no idea, i only know that mg-soldiers carried ammo like this, maybe its easier to reload?
Easier way to Carry the ammo rather than have it all in a bag. Plus it straightened out the belt so you didn't have to fumble for like 3 minutes to reload.
I the Finger downwards! Because, my fathers and grandfathers perished so.....
SUPERNATANBOXER 2 weeks ago
no tanks ? xD
ReviewsBoom 3 weeks ago
Day 63:
-It's been over 2 months. The water is low and I ate the last bit of salted meat today. All of my provisions are running low, and my leg is not getting any better since the fall. Yet, among all these setbacks, I am determined to find randomgraduate's comment-
quepacho64 1 month ago 2
@quepacho64 lol
IWANAROCKYEEEAAAA 1 month ago
i wonder if this has map editor....?
TheBByamashiro 1 month ago
The Allies not destroying that Axis bunker at range with mortar barages...that's a paddlin'.
Squeaks90 3 months ago
the sound design in this game is so perfect, it gives me eargasms
Griesmayer 4 months ago
I love doing the inside view and double MG's :D
E102gamma7 5 months ago
3:15 LOL EPIC FACE MOVEMENT AND TALK!
tacticalfighter1 6 months ago
What map was this on?
bwan13 6 months ago
@bwan13 the sheldt
girlonwork 5 months ago
lol,you can have 2 MGs in 1 bunker,i do that all time :D
Ghebauru 7 months ago
You will never know 'He'...He'll scare the kid outta you.
SSdivisionen 7 months ago
hey bro,what map is it?
19981213 7 months ago
Is that some slot of mod? Never seen a MG taking out a squad so fast in CoH before.
mailforbid1989 7 months ago
how did you do this?
HTBjkjk 7 months ago
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Gauchoo1234 8 months ago
@Gauchoo1234 HE constructed the bunker and put the 2 Mg's section
fox100cool 7 months ago
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Gauchoo1234 7 months ago
game looks sick.i wanted to kno can u play this on any regular computer?is it like arma where u have to get a special kind of computer?please answer i am lost.
pinkHANDED413 9 months ago
stevetheazian95 9 months ago
3:16 wow they all turn their head to the guy who has itchy face lolz
FreedomFighterEx 11 months ago
@FreedomFighterEx Maybe he let one rip
EricWW2 10 months ago
DONT LET THEM CROSS THE BORDER!
halomaster546 11 months ago
HE HAS ITCHY FACE WUT? lol
TowsRULE4 11 months ago
HAHAHA oh my god i love this!
dnn112233 1 year ago
awesome dude xD
EonFigure 1 year ago
haha wondering why they look behind them sometimes lol :D
thanks for the vid btw wondering how ANYONE can miss the like button...
xownxstr 1 year ago
god they wanted that base bad
joeswizard 1 year ago
When i found out that you can get this kind of detail in game i was totally stunned =P
JohQx3 1 year ago
@JohQx3 I guess you don't *find* a lot of things then.
randomgraduate 1 year ago
@randomgraduate And I guess you are some kind of smart-ass who hasnt been able to make enough these ''im so god damn smart'' comments to others. Well, now you got me. Good job. Hope your life finally got meaning.
PS. I said ''WHEN i found out...'' I may have found out this after 5 mins of playing. -.-
JohQx3 1 year ago
@JohQx3 The point is you must be quite young (as in 12 at the most) to talk about this game like it has an outstanding level of details. No worries, it isn't your fault.
randomgraduate 1 year ago
@randomgraduate Umm..no, i have to be not aware about RTS graphic development in past years...That has nothing to do with age. And yea, I think this game has outstandingly detailed graphics, just as MoW has. Last RTS i played before CoH was AoE2. There is kinda big gap between graphics in those games. Im so sorry im not so aware about games graphic development. You just proved how you are 15 year old smart-ass who thinks he knows everything. And im older than 12, just not as ''nerdish'' as you.
JohQx3 1 year ago 5
@randomgraduate JohQx3 is right,you are wrong. You probably are some stupid 4 year old that plays shooters all the time or some consolefag.
unurautare 1 year ago 13
@unurautare Nice try, but no. And I don't recall asking your opinion kid.
randomgraduate 1 year ago
@randomgraduate butthurt much when mature people agree on the fact that you have no idea of what you are talking about? If you had at least 20 years or some PC game experience from the '90s and early 2000s you'd know what JohQx3 means about CoH,go play some pokemon kid.
unurautare 1 year ago 2
@randomgraduate "I don't recall asking your opinion" and who asked for your opinion when you first replied to that guy from before, hypocrite?
I4717I 1 year ago 2
@randomgraduate YOU GOT YOUR ASS POWNED!!
therealwouter 6 months ago
@therealwouter who are you?
randomgraduate 6 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
@randomgraduate i follow you all my life..
therealwouter 6 months ago
@randomgraduate then go find that things by your own kid, we never want your comment here..
auvar100 3 months ago
@auvar100 you are such an idiot it hurts, you reply after 9 months??? get a life noob
randomgraduate 3 months ago
@randomgraduate not me, but you. get a life kid..
auvar100 3 months ago
@auvar100 if you had one kid, you wouldnt have bothered replying after 9 months in the first place
randomgraduate 3 months ago
Company of Heroes is the best 3D RTS game ever! I has the best graphics, even surpass other RTS games!
dogwhitesector 1 year ago
should i get this game?
xownxstr 1 year ago
In the bunker! were you can shot some allies!
In the bunker! were you can put youre gun to use!
In the bunker!
lordofdarkdudes 1 year ago
I got fucked, Amercan's used Heavy Artillery on my bunker... : ( Damn i love to play British in Coh, but i can't do a profile in Tales Of Valow anymore :'{ I dunno why..?!
TheFinElite 1 year ago
CBA is what?
CommadoNoob 1 year ago
0:20 who da fack u lukin at?
dragonyox 1 year ago
0:23 the mg solider looked back if the camera crew was not hit xD
zelodec 1 year ago 2
i love the way they look around, scratch their face its all so realistic as in their actions........
TheNazified 1 year ago
its vs. Cpu but nice ;D
567rcl 1 year ago
try doing this with infantry
Hypastpist 1 year ago
Nice Video man, i try to make this in my CoH!
What the program you use to make this?
TheBrasil533 1 year ago
@TheBrasil533 its called the button ALT...
Tvvugt 1 year ago
have all 3 games on steam :D such a good game
malle12343 1 year ago
doublekill, multikill, ultrakill, WICKEDSICK!
Frocker999 1 year ago
lol 0:22 "I think someone is watching us..."
Skorndar 1 year ago 4
3.18 xDDDD hahaha
SpiderpigDE 1 year ago
Go little remote control vehicle full of explosives Go! ;3
cruisers90 1 year ago
0:48 oh Hello!
tungkid95 1 year ago
THose guys sure are trigger happy
bunsinh456 1 year ago
what a lol video man,.
i2ichi3 1 year ago
lol the gunners are so ADD!
unclepoepoe 1 year ago
dat itchy face
GfCommando 1 year ago
2:00 I have the strangest feeling that someone is watching us right now :/
MatosandFrancisProd 1 year ago
would of loved to see the airborne just rush the bunker and throw a satchel at it. How you do this? Just zoom in?
grove12345 1 year ago
@grove12345 yes you just zoom in and enjoy the action
shooter0994 1 year ago
what map did you use
matticus8959 1 year ago
@matticus8959 The Scheldt
SuperRIDDE5 1 year ago
you'd think whoever the Commander was would learn that hurling men at the bunker IG style was futile after losing a couple squads and some jeeps
halosk66 1 year ago
@halosk66 xD Nothing is futile under the name of the Emprah!
TomRaphaelWolf 1 year ago
@TomRaphaelWolf the emperor isn't providing his protection to his troops then as this vid shows, sorry Dark Eldar player sometimes IG player but yeah whenever im am IG then FOR THE EMPEROR!!
halosk66 1 year ago
It's funny that at 3:18, all the guys turned their heads around as you add the captions.
Asianpersuasion3 1 year ago
what do you press do go into the bunker and what do you press to manly control your unit
Tannernguyen 1 year ago
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bluefox164 1 year ago
how do you do this
scorpionkiller2 1 year ago
i see an mg squad
metalgearrexlover 1 year ago
lol at 0:23 HANS IS DAS CAMERA CORRECT ?!?! Hans: JAWEL !! 0:33 Are you sure Hans ?? Hans : JAAA 0:48 Harold : HANS DONT FUCKING FILM ME !!! 3:25 Otto : HANS GET OUT OF MY DAMN WAY !!!
Uygur102 1 year ago 77
@Uygur102 you kinda forgot 0:06 lol! xD
rifleman316caliber 1 year ago
@Uygur102
poor hans
thehumor 10 months ago
@thehumor Yeah, he retired making war films, and start exploring new butterflies, how sad isn't? LoL
Uygur102 10 months ago
Buhahahah nie wyrobie z tego filmu;D
Jankesization 1 year ago
at 2:00 (go goliath go!)
stephen0901 1 year ago
The moral of this video is to not charge a mg bunker with infantry
warhead2121 1 year ago
3:20 haxor ;D xD
Jankesization 1 year ago
while these dumbasses are playing this console game, i'm porking my hot neighbour's asshole !
dealermando 1 year ago
oh hello :D:D:D:D:D::D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D: you are cool guy nick4gaming :D:D:D :*
WehrmachtSS1 1 year ago
so open for a caption compition
dalek900 1 year ago
ooh heloo kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk lol
MultiDrowningpool 1 year ago
*has itchy face* lol
ShadowSpeedy7 1 year ago
2:34 left guy: "ja i shuutz zem in da face :D" Right guy: "/:|" lolz
happierpie 1 year ago
3:20 buhaha:D
Jankesization 1 year ago
Thats cool man :D
xpsychox2007 1 year ago
omg haxor!!!! xD
eltercermillonario 1 year ago
what is this? tales of valor?
HiddevanWijland 1 year ago
Which edition is this Company of Heroes game???
AceSpadeSleuth 1 year ago
I see that some silly Allies players still believe it is possible to attack a bunker with 2 MGs inside from the front side...
oOCrossroadsOo 1 year ago
3:21 ahaha:D:P
Jankesization 1 year ago
Lol at 1:14 did they scream ahh we kicking the shit outa them lol
TheOwie15 1 year ago
funny :D itchy face xD
djblack1995 1 year ago
3:20 ahaha:D looool
Jankesization 1 year ago
BEST GAME EVER!!! :) :)
dinohigh 1 year ago 3
you don't controll enough territory
cocacolacompany1 1 year ago
ahhhh schdlt, nice map.
saradawn6 1 year ago
For noobs it's awesome.
oOCrossroadsOo 1 year ago
Lol, scheldts funny as shit, its so one sided.
ArtilleryDedicated 1 year ago
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oOCrossroadsOo 1 year ago
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oOCrossroadsOo 1 year ago
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@ArtilleryDedicated I stopped playing on this map when I noticed it was always the same:
1) Allies try to push on the mid island with rifles and engineers
2) Germans reply with MGs in the building on the other side of the river.
3) Allies fall back. Both sides build up bunkers, mortar, etc...
4) Germans build up walking stuka and up grade it to veteran 3 rank, then bomb the Allies all the time. They put 2 Pak 40 in front of the main access to the mid island.
oOCrossroadsOo 1 year ago
5) Allies rush with one sherman. They are owned by the enemy AT guns.
6) One of the Allies tries to attack the enemy from its back with paratroopers. He does some damages but has to fall back as his partners don't give him any support.
7) Allies do nothing for half an hour.
8) A guy in the Allies team has a clever idea and builds up an Howitzer, within the stuka's firing range. Damn, the idea wasn't so clever in the end.
oOCrossroadsOo 1 year ago
9) Germans finish building an army of Panther, Ostwind and Grenadiers squads, all with veteran 3 rank.
10) One of the Allies send 4 squads of non-veteran rangers with Thompsons in front of the enemy MG's. He loses 95% of his guys.
11) The ranger-dude sends his guys again. 95% of his soldiers die. Why doesn't it work ?
12) Germans send a sniper to spot the enemy positions. They send a V1. BOOM. No more bunkers & 17 pound guns.
oOCrossroadsOo 1 year ago
13) Germans rush with all they got. The ranger-guy is owned within a minute by ostwinds.
14) An arty noob tries to push the germans back with a Priest. Doesn't seem to work, shit.
15) As the Germans repair minor damages on their tanks, the airborne player tries to strike back, destroys two or three tanks but must fall back because he has too many casualties.
oOCrossroadsOo 1 year ago
During the whole game, the US Airborne player keeped on trying to attack where
the enemy wasn't waiting for his guys, did some heavy damages but as his partners never moved their asses fast enough to give him support when needed, he had to fall back pretty often. At the end of the game, he is the only one that still resists to the enemy because he
is the only guy in the team who has veteran units... and is finaly owned by arty.
I am the airborne player in this story...
oOCrossroadsOo 1 year ago
@oOCrossroadsOo
Nope not me, I gotta start on this map which is:
I spam hell cats.
Another guy spams Shermans
And the next guy spams a combo of crocs and rifled BAR
ArtilleryDedicated 1 year ago
why when the left guy shoots does shit outside the bunker shake?
tk42295 2 years ago
camo netting on the outside.
CodyU571 1 year ago
This game is so detailed! I love it.
koolguyg 2 years ago 54
@koolguyg The only thing i find bad about the game is that soldiers can fire for ages on eachother without dying :S
MovieGuru45 1 year ago
@koolguyg i love it too :) Rofl, homo moment.
Hiuaske 1 year ago
gd video i like how u done that alot of fire power in one bunker
lol
andrewnufc1 2 years ago 4
3:11-3:20 LOL :D
MikeTheLama 2 years ago 3
I assume that's a MG42 squad inside that bunker too?
Nice graphics card btw
Venplex 2 years ago 3
I think it's an MG crew, and then a grenadier who took over an abandoned MG.
harold3456 2 years ago
lol at 0:45 xDD
propoleoman 2 years ago
and seriously if they just do some graphics improvment, this game could have a FPS mode, actually it doesnt even need a graphic improv : )
BR4ZILTRUE2 2 years ago 2
how do he gt the camera in the bunker ??
lol
hawklord8 2 years ago
just use the zoom function
BR4ZILTRUE2 2 years ago 4
@ j501strocks1
You need to play with Wehrmacht. Then build a bunker, or many as I always do. After the bunker is complete you can outfit it with a machinegun. And if you have a hmg team, place it in the bunker, and you have 2 machineguns in a bunker.
M42KX 2 years ago
dude thats really funny with the pop ups and i really got the kick out of the last one.
killeraxe344 2 years ago
lol
*beep beep*i'm a jeep
kleinerzombie 2 years ago 3
whoah, i tried this one in my own CoH!.
and it's cool!.
but my bunker has been destroyed by a pershing.too bad.
neozallstars21 2 years ago 5
use paks to stop it happening, and morters, then your only problem will be arty
Nick4Gaming 2 years ago 6
i know.
after that stupid pershing destroyed my bunker my Tiger shot it from it's rear and 3 shots,kaboom!.
Stupid AI don't know that i will flank the pershing.
hehehe.
like this video!
i gave it 5/5!.
neozallstars21 2 years ago
@Nick4Gaming Or build 88's but you loose the ability to build it where its more usefull
JohnClaimesh 1 year ago
u can get this close in this rts game!? damn thats so cool!
buddbasset 2 years ago
Howed you get 2 MGs in one bunker?
j501strocks1 2 years ago
I've never tried it myself but I think it involves building a bunker, upgrading it with an MG, and then putting a regular MG team in it too.
PraetorianMan 2 years ago
can you control the man. I mean play as them?
camo999999999 2 years ago
What is this game??? Rpg?
camo999999999 2 years ago
its a strategy game
Lavitz00 2 years ago
SS heroes dude!
PABLINGAT1972 2 years ago
great moovie i have selv all three games of company of heroes but funny moovie dude :D
chrilledk8 2 years ago
That's funny
Akilinaa 2 years ago
I'm just amazed by the sheer detail in this game, the animation is just amazing, and the sound, awesome.
mitrooper 2 years ago
0:46 :D
Schwarmer 2 years ago
how do u make the Germans talk in German? ive seen a few vids were they are
CMDRFandragon 2 years ago
why arent the mgs in the vunker taking damage?
Suomipanzerdiv13 2 years ago
This is COH in from the first-person perspective of an officer.
Funny how the AI tries to deploy an MG right in front of a fortified one.. And the Mortars are suicidal..
FriedPotato87 2 years ago 3
which map is that one?
fraulens 2 years ago
The Scheldt
SpectreFTL 2 years ago
Its meatgrinder island
redsawdom 2 years ago
does it work with version 1.0??
fraulens 2 years ago
i'd love to install this game again but hate those damned patches -_-
alexhaas 2 years ago
that's the good thing about the steam version. everything is done for you
thegreatman99 2 years ago
LOL, I hate those patches to, now its even worse w/ that damn Relic downloader.......took me like a friggin hour or 2 to DL a 9.4mb patch of sum small ass patch like that cuz the thing didnt want to start
CMDRFandragon 2 years ago
cool
legoman120 2 years ago
awesome...
headbaenger91 2 years ago
Classic... 5/5
Narut0NineTailed 2 years ago
its only useful to put 1 extra mg in the bunker. The second one wont shoot out the front
killerjulien 2 years ago
You can angle the bunker so that two sides are shooting out.
unnamednewbie13 2 years ago
You can force the issue by putting in an mg squad in the bunker before upgrading it, but it's cheaper to just build a second bunker.
unnamednewbie13 2 years ago
thats true
killerjulien 2 years ago
i lold 3:13
mrlaird 2 years ago
why the hell do ALL of the germans have ammo strapped on them like they are mexican bandits or somthing lol wtf
TikiShootah 2 years ago 4
perhaps mexican bandits wanted to look like german mg-soldiers :D but in fact ive no idea, i only know that mg-soldiers carried ammo like this, maybe its easier to reload?
ZakMckracken88 2 years ago
Easier way to Carry the ammo rather than have it all in a bag. Plus it straightened out the belt so you didn't have to fumble for like 3 minutes to reload.
Basically for better Effiancy.
PetrosSiamendes 2 years ago
Tiki Because they are mexican bandits disguised as germans
kevlaxamana 2 years ago 2
*Boom*
thats the sound of my mind just being blown...
TikiShootah 2 years ago
how did you just type this then?
mrlaird 2 years ago
Bunker looks cozy
foreignshield69 2 years ago 3
fuckin cool
malhombre 2 years ago
witch map is this
sietze345 2 years ago
The Scheldt 3v3 map, has alot of bridges
whitehawk62 2 years ago
"I cba now?" huh?
Aegis064 2 years ago
In USA, People say I can't be asked now... in UK, people say I can't be arsed now (cba) if that answers your question Aegis064
chavkill1337 2 years ago
Its really cool how you can just look at what they are going like that :)
White92Knight 2 years ago
3:18 is the most hilarious part in this video XD
yuusuke 2 years ago 2
gotta love the attention to detail
Ghlan 2 years ago 3
cute german soldier
Nisezzy 2 years ago 5