Anyone who reads this stay the fuck away from CAPTAIN NEMOS fish and chip shop on the paisley road west its a fuucking shithole i just got the worst bag of chips in history it was like a bag of fuucking staebler ERASERS and the steak pie was like a fuuucking HOCKEY PUCK im just trying to talk my self out of taking a golf club to their fuucking windows SPREAD THE WORD i could have gave one of the fucking chips to my little cousin for her pencil case
It is English, fucker. You may not understand the Scottish accent, but that's your problem. North American accents would sound pretty strange to us if it wasn't for films, TV programmes etc. So next time you're going to comment on a video, think to yourself "I'm a moron. No-one cares what I have to say," then don't bother.
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Guys, i sencerely believe that it's hillarious. But English is my native language and i really don't understand anything))))). Maybe he should attach the subtitles or smth)))
no, seriously, no offense, but i really can't catch a word. Not in every video, but this particular one is too hard for me obviously)). For example in David Robertson's pen trick i understood pretty much everything.
hink thats bad ma maw got a painter and decorator oot the paisley express and the cunt was colourblind, she had to write on the tins wot paint went on wit wall
kustomkure ur a fanny
bigdazzv6 2 months ago
sexy as ****
mgblue 5 months ago
coz he never had the balls to give ya the price he wants to face to face
bridson10ak 7 months ago
LMAO WTF
j1mf1eld 10 months ago
Hahahahahahahaha - that guy must have gotten a fright when he watched countdown!
TackyFairy 10 months ago
My balls itch.
shaunTalexander 10 months ago
HAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHHAAH PMSL
GuardianOfScotland33 11 months ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Stooeybear13 1 year ago
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Anyone who reads this stay the fuck away from CAPTAIN NEMOS fish and chip shop on the paisley road west its a fuucking shithole i just got the worst bag of chips in history it was like a bag of fuucking staebler ERASERS and the steak pie was like a fuuucking HOCKEY PUCK im just trying to talk my self out of taking a golf club to their fuucking windows SPREAD THE WORD i could have gave one of the fucking chips to my little cousin for her pencil case
kicktothebass 1 year ago
crookedmouth123 hes scottish ya fud lol
DCSHOELEE 1 year ago 4
Limmy's definately the funniest comedian I have seen come out of Ireland! keep up the good work!
crookedmouth123 1 year ago
@crookedmouth123 Hahahaha. Fail.
OrphanForSale 1 year ago
An Arithmetic O - Grade from the mid 1980'S would normally suffice.
Hey, anybody noticed how these retarded postmen don't even bother to put the mail properly through the door these days?
Kelly14UK 1 year ago
Possibly pricing materials Limmy my man
smeado 1 year ago
@smeado oh dinny be so serious paedo... sorry smeado.
AdriansPunk 1 month ago
that face at the end always has me pishin myself
MarkRiches 1 year ago
hahaha, his face at the end is genius.
MarkAndrewHogg 2 years ago 7
decorators love tae rip ye off
sarahn2k7 2 years ago
wit happened tae limmys show on bbc? it wis fuckin outstandin
spencetube89 2 years ago
series coming either at the end of the year or start of next. all filmed n that just waiting for air date.
jefferino87 2 years ago
@spencetube89 starts tomorrow
Hugh594McIntosh 2 years ago
brilliant mate.
funniest guy on youtube
love your videos
the look at the end is amazingg !
GaryBennison23 2 years ago 7
The look at the end is brilliant
TonyF67 2 years ago 3
lol
morrisonltop 2 years ago
Your accent is HOT!
bacabu30 2 years ago
Us Scottish like our accents.. it's like a birthright to be sexy in any country. :P
inventiveinsanity 2 years ago 5
trainspotting.
UltimateVenom 2 years ago
dont ever stop limmy..please :D
RoggenWolfe 2 years ago
lmao!
mate yewr deliverance and expressions are the bussiness!
xbrandnewx 2 years ago
Greatest punchline ever
gthreek 2 years ago
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Holy crap, I didn't understand a word! LOL!!!
champagnevoluptuous 2 years ago
u didnt understand it because you are a fukin doober m8 !!
xx92RAMBO92xx 2 years ago 3
I'm American and I had no trouble understanding Limmy.
dhwthrn 2 years ago 6
YAY!!!! I don't hear hard consonant sounds very well. That's MISS DOOBER to that other fella.
champagnevoluptuous 2 years ago
lol the face at the end makes this video
Mickeus 3 years ago 8
dinlo
southernfamble 3 years ago
lmao at his final expression
liberagutshot 3 years ago 4
im english and i wish i was scottish
that accent ROCKS!!!
rich8642 3 years ago 29
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thats the most sense iv ever heard coming from an englishman ;]
dime2st 2 years ago
Scotsman :P I assume you did that on purpose though.
retnuHDJ 2 years ago
@dime2st ignorant tit
chefadong 2 years ago 2
I wish I had your face
superted66 3 years ago
Limmy you`re magic..totally unique. I love you..marry me!
bonniekilty 3 years ago 2
he's speakin scottish .. shut it
he kin speak the wiy he wants ryt..
best accent in the world !!
LeeMcGarry 3 years ago 6
He's speaking english.... With a scottish accent
xWeexMoOx 3 years ago 6
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speak english fucker
santiagotubeyou 3 years ago
shut yer fuckin face he is speakin english day u hink its spanish or sumthin fuckin mongo
thereeperwaitsmaw 3 years ago 11
It is English, fucker. You may not understand the Scottish accent, but that's your problem. North American accents would sound pretty strange to us if it wasn't for films, TV programmes etc. So next time you're going to comment on a video, think to yourself "I'm a moron. No-one cares what I have to say," then don't bother.
Pyker05 3 years ago 73
Haha. Well said sir.
vadarfone 1 year ago
What's so bad about speaking new era doric ya wee dobber? Awa n boil yer heed
hardcoretam 3 years ago
No herd dobber in years lmao
bryan4692 3 years ago
wantae no wit else is auld.... nineteen canteen
JMS444444 2 years ago
Canada was made up by a lot of Scottish immigrants. The Scottish influence in Canada is so great. How can you be so much of a fuckin' ignoramous?
fenix182 3 years ago 4
true fenix.... so fuckin true =D
x0jas0x 2 years ago
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translation for americans plz
falserevrend 3 years ago
haha :]
Lickmytoe 3 years ago
brilliant
Immulsed 3 years ago
face at the end is priceless
BledsoeBluvd 3 years ago 3
Subtitles for your comments lmao ats a peach haha!!
StatiCDjn 3 years ago 2
LOL. Loved yer face at the end :)
JGaRRoWay08 3 years ago 2
All good, i'm seriously cheered up by all of these wee videos.
saturn1returns 3 years ago
BRILLIANT!
Only a Glaswegian could have such a good sense of humour.
FACT.
GlasgowChief 3 years ago 5
U should have been born in the west of Scotland kustomkure. Great vid. Mr Limmond for first minister.
acitpil 3 years ago
ak ak ak!
ewan25 3 years ago
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Guys, i sencerely believe that it's hillarious. But English is my native language and i really don't understand anything))))). Maybe he should attach the subtitles or smth)))
kustomkure 3 years ago
Maybe you should attach subtitles for your comment. "smth"?
LimmyDotComBlog 3 years ago 74
no, seriously, no offense, but i really can't catch a word. Not in every video, but this particular one is too hard for me obviously)). For example in David Robertson's pen trick i understood pretty much everything.
kustomkure 3 years ago
here's a good subtitle. get tae fuck ya hoacher
lifeisgummo 3 years ago 7
pwned
LewisKing117 3 years ago
@kustomkure
For English being your native language, you could have at least learnt how to spell it right.
*sincerely*
Plonker.
FakePlasticJamie 6 months ago
@FakePlasticJamie no shit? thanks, man. noted
kustomkure 6 months ago
@kustomkure lol its been 3 year now an ur still getting shit for it. bet you regret that one dumbass !
OllieMcMenemy 3 months ago
@OllieMcMenemy the comment still stands
kustomkure 3 months ago
@kustomkure English put the cunt in country
bigdazzv6 2 months ago
@bigdazzv6 couldn't cut through your thick British accent. try again
kustomkure 2 months ago
@kustomkure i am Australian
bigdazzv6 2 months ago
@bigdazzv6 as if I sincerely gave a flying fuck
kustomkure 2 months ago
@kustomkure u must do or u would not comment
bigdazzv6 2 months ago
neil frances maw loves it
RossWotherspoon 3 years ago
The comments on these are almost as good as the videos
alijohnstone 3 years ago
That was fucking funny.
StarryVeck 3 years ago
brilliant, makes me laugh everytime i see it.
kevingallacher69 3 years ago
lol nice facial expressions
younooobb 3 years ago
Lobsters
DumbartonRock 3 years ago
Its the look at the end, magic!
odiedodieuk 3 years ago 9
ah bet is was fuckin eueys old man
fraser35 3 years ago
hink thats bad ma maw got a painter and decorator oot the paisley express and the cunt was colourblind, she had to write on the tins wot paint went on wit wall
mrcoonut 3 years ago 8
I heard that Paul Daniels gave Carol Vorderman HIV.
glensonville 3 years ago 8
The C**T probably worked for North Lanarkshire Council...LOL
lummy54 3 years ago
was it Paul Daniels?
WE NEED TO KNOW
davidw101 3 years ago
Paul Daniels is allergic to numbers and the color of hate. Which of course is blue.
XsadeagleX 3 years ago
"paul daniels' handyman HIV shocker"
paudical 3 years ago
haha keep it up Limmy!
Wortnick 3 years ago
Glad yous like it, folks, plenty more interesting stories where that came from.
LimmyDotComBlog 3 years ago 8
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good because that wasn't very interesting
explosiv0 3 years ago
You should have told him you'd rather get Carol Vorderman for an estimate. She'd probably do a better job intae the bargain.
MintedStereo 3 years ago
Limmy you urr amazin mate.
JayyyEmmm 3 years ago
I hate tradesmen. They're all cowboy robbin' bastards.
bakerka23 3 years ago
hahahaha
fantastic m8
loving the new blog!
Keep up the good work
euanmat89 3 years ago
fun
mame7474 3 years ago
LOL
unabum 3 years ago