The Pooter Episode 28 (Instructional Video)

[sranjesuper]

i wonder what his wife thought of when he was practicing his skills with the pooter all day.. BRRR BRRRRRRRRRRR BRAPP BRRRRRRRR BRRRRRRRRRR

[dialga09]

i got mine and i used it aaaalllllllll day. i brought it to a nursing home and went crazy!

it was soooooo fun! THANK YOU!

[angelcobra1989]

hey jack, i just got my pooter today about 2 hours ago, when i first started squeezing it, it didn't sound as I have heard it from but after one hour of practicing with it I have gotten to be an expert on it. I already walked 3 times from my house to the grocery store people just passing by me just kept laughing and looking at me as I squeeze it and keep walking, this is fun dude. thanks alot ........

[GladiusSkyhawk101]

As I said on my new channel: "Jack Vale has polished his "poots" and formed them to perfection."

[makYOUsuffer]

How dose Edbassmaster get his to sound so wet and flappy?? Thumbs up

[cambone729]

"It is an art" more like fart amirite?

[cjgeel1]

can you play "do you feel like we do" by peter frampton on it? lol

[ROFLCOPTERS92]

wow i had to watch a 15 minute long add and i couldnt skip it

[LAtrailers]

The walking fart ROFL

[arctyler]

just bought mine with christmas money

[studioJAC67]

@arctyler same here i bought a four pack

[FirstPersonShitter]

8 dollars ?

[brewinitallday]

At this moment in Jack Vales life... He never knew what was to come from this device... That on July 19, 2011, The Pooter would get Jack punched in the face by a very... old... man...

/watch?v=aoMey79cPxc&feature=g­-u&context=G2238ae4FUAAAAAAAJA­A

[Duvalll21]

They are 9.95 on the website :/

[Duvalll21]

@Duvalll21 Lol not that a dollar is much to me.. just saying

[IEsorry]

You have a lot of moles on your shoulders

[MadaraPeinNaruto]

@AxFATxSMURF I personally have not been on the website so I can't really say much but maybe it costs less on te website than at stores?

[Coronet500383]

Can u buy it at any store

[LICKTYxSPLIT]

Use lotion or something like that works like a charm. As gay as the sounds -.-

[xxxCailExxx13]

I have used my pooter And so has my sister. there is a small cut on both of ours. I was just wondering, is that normal? it still makes farting sounds just that there is an air sound in the last bit.

[AxFATxSMURF]

8 dollars its 9.95 false ad. You need to change that before someone reports

[Corkoth55]

@AxFATxSMURF who gives a fuck? umad?

[STMills14]

dangit ive been practicing for 2 days and i still have a crappy fart sound :c

[MrWyatt904]

I have purchased mine about two or three days ago. How long does it take for me to get it in my mailbox?

[lilrad324]

hey jack i just got my pooter on christmas.. howl long do these things last for?

[kingofpranking]

@lilrad324 5 minutes

[lilrad324]

@kingofpranking haha thats so funny!!! because mine has lasted a month so far.. dont be a smartass plz its anoying i want an answer!

[MrWyatt904]

Do you have to have big or large hands to use this?

[kingofpranking]

@MrWyatt904 small

[Pigrokke]

I live in Denmark an i have just gotten mine... IT'S AWESOME!!! :D

[DjOxymoron]

do you ship internationally?

[FunnyOrFry]

My Pooter Dont Sound Like A Fart It Sounds Like A Queef

[Swanton317]

Just got mine n I love it

[ReapersRevenge1]

I suck at it it's fun though

[ShufflerBreeze]

mine is so high pitched!!! D:

[Imabeatyouman]

@ShufflerBreeze need to add water or put under ur armpit or something

[irollup6]

im great at it, but when i slowly push down, air just comes out!

[MrMegaBlackOpsPRO]

thumbs up if u think pooter is a funny word because i do

[SkullakaAce]

Had to buy a second pooter because I lost my first one. :( It was a very sad day.

[DiabeticLama100]

mmmmrnmmmm

[Cvollmar2011]

I just bought my pooter today at spencers. So far works good. Need to work the rubber to get it soft

[CTxSOCCER]

@jackvalefilms how do you make it louder when next to people

[history4675]

As I am watching this, my mom shis in my face lol

[gowsoad]

I use my anus to make that sound

[MrAlbertfunnybunso]

can you microwave the pooter to make it soft and warm?

[blackforest995]

Jack seems like such a nice guy

[bananaboy766]

lol this helped aloot i love my pooter and can u make a video on how do u hold ur laugh when u fart its awesome i allways laugh when i use the pooter

[bigbenr0cks]

Thumbs up if you think he shouldn't be wearing that shirt :P

[bugbutterfly73]

Love you hair in this Vid.



[rockedxxx]

1:08 thats what she said

[ahmadnajee]

yeahhh I just got my pooter in the mail today! but I got an idea, how bout you make some videos filming yourself following people around in stores that would be funny as hell ! lol

[snipes339]

rn



[thebowlzack]

3:26 you missed the f

[Joo2oob]

Ever since i own the pooter i've stopped going to the bathroom

[costumegal]

Thank you from the bottom of my FART lol

[rastapasta64]

4:28 struggles to find a word...no, yes, fart.

[Bflo23]

Damp wet moist fart at 3:08.... Very nice.

[86flurp]

i need that!

[MrPunkster100]

Find the r and n together!

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Thumbs up if you found it!

[Brandon0AKA0Piggy]

@MrPunkster100 Second line!

Sixth m in from the right...

and you find the imposter m, rn you sneaky bastard...

[DTCODGODS13]

@MrPunkster100 thumbs up if you hate spammers just to advertise theyre channel!

[1Avtomatkalashnikova]

@MrPunkster100 2ND LINE :P Control- FIIND N AND R :)

[pranker351]

what do you do if it rips

[TehJorge]

I bought a pooter cause of this guy's master sales technics

[paulfix1987]

thank u for all your videos, i laughed the laugh of a thousand buttholes.

[witchdoctor88]

After 10 years in enterprise IT, I can now safely say that some of our vendors could learn a thing or two about documentation by watching this epic explanation of techniques with a fart toy.

[TheGuyName]

1:00 not only does it poot, it also queefs!

[o0Zamm0o]

thats what she said...

[funkyduyman]

Wondering if you can do wet farts with the pooter lol

[TheNigerianScammer]

@funkyduyman

yes any type of fart can be executed

[darthsean89]

How do you fix a tear in it????? Plz help

[Cangry025]

he will come to my house if I buy the pooter?

[Cangry025]

if I buy ti, how I will get it?

[badarmunir1]

hi

[badarmunir1]

hi

[57world57]

hi

[UnboundLegend]

hi

[iPaTwiK]

hi

[MrDannyArcher]

hi



[LikeMyEpicComments]

hi

[alexbinalex1]

hi

[XIIICyanide]

hi

[edwin700able]

im getting one of those

[edwin700able]

hi

[r3dhaz32]

hi



[UpForDanceroid]

hi



[andyandyd88]

i want 1 are there ne in uk

[whattup03]

you seem pissed jack!! its just a farting machine!

[Jordan327E]

so if i put it there it sounds good.... dooowoppp

[omarrckzs77]

@jackvale do an episode were you use the pooter in a yoga class. hahahah

[kdj2522]

I just got a pooter and I love it!!! But it's soo damn hard to keep a straight face haha

[NATERTATER38]

u should go to a yoga class and use the pooter lol it would be so funny

[CatherineCocoChanel]

Jack U hot !! 

[SersonWhoSpeaks]

I want to stalk you and watch you pull your amazing pranks. That's not weird or anything is it?

[dvxrider4lifee]

For those of you who heard the potter tears easily, you have to use it for at least 4 hours each day in order to put a little tear in it that leaks. Some electric tape is perfect to fix that little tear or two up. Im speaking from experience too, my pooters pretty messed up in the tear department, I actually eventually duct taped mine, worked perfectly.

[wizardsorcerer101]

dude you and ed have to be on tv a LOT! you have to have your own prank show!

[bluefavorites]

It tears easily, or so I've heard.

[jameyinegypt]

He look's similar to the front man from Interpol.

[Alienpubes]

I just ordered one!

[Rockonforever88]

Jack Vale puts the "Art" in fArt!

[sebags07]

Jack Vale dude youre awesome! Youre so cool

[teamman17]

lol no woman watched this video XD

[ykahro]

does anyone know a promo code?

[PIMPZproduction]

you truly are a master of your craft

[jackassfreak96]

are they durable? and how long do they last?

[GigabyteGorilla]

I got my Pooter and after 5 - 10 days the rubber teared. I tried fixing it but it never gets fixed. Its better of buying Pooter Le Tooter on eBay or Amazon. In this economy, Its better off buying Pooter Le Tooter for $6.97 than to buy The Pooter for $9.99 even though you know its gonna tear. Im not trying to be mean, Its just The Pooter is so OVERPRICED!

[PmanAndDdawg]

thumbs up if he kinda looks like jim carrey

[gdoraboyz]

is the pooter waterproof?? i wanted to dip it in water to make the fart wet but i wasn't sure if it would get ruined. please tell us in your next video. it would be really helpful. I love the pooter! its hilarious! and i subscribed to you. thanks!!

[ajo1124]

Jack Vale has me dying. I'm 44 yrs old and just bought 2 pooters. Farting in public is the funniest thing ever.

[PatheticallyHumorous]

beast



[xWafflechimpx]

i just ordered one

[wackyjacob]

@xWafflechimpx how much is it

[xWafflechimpx]

@wackyjacob $10

[GoodMushi]

I hope you're not saying that you invented this recently? Because I have what looks to be the same identical size, shape device that I have had since I was about 15 (about 20 years ago) but the plastic part with the hole on mine is red. I cant remember what it was called on the packaging but pretty sure it was not called The Pooter. Very effective like the one in your videos though :)..

[RandomUsaGirl]

ur so cool and funny

[botodajangles]

I wanted my pooter to be heated up for a deep tone, so i put it in the microwave....:[

Bye bye pooter!;[

[BRANDONimasleep]

im using my pooter right now!

[MsAllieballie]

2:46...serious jack boobs!

[CRRudd]

"It Is an art" I agree.

[blackiebori]

@CRRudd Yes, the art of fart.

[CRRudd]

Your how-to-pooter vids r gonna help. I ordered the pooter on Friday and awaiting it's arrival. Can't wait to get it and practice with it before using it in public to use it to mess with several people.

[lovmykids333]

how to you not laugh its hard

[brandaman27]

haha I want one so bad. my.study hall is gonna be far.more fun now :D

[kedges43]

how can u do this without laughing once wow

[AdvisingDog]

2:20 serious fart noise making face

[jsog1]

Theegamedude sent me here

[terminator1289]

i seen him on tv

[pigsfood27]

he's so serious about talking about farts.... what a pro.

[MichaelNicJackson]

@Jakevalefilms what is the difference with the pooter and le tooter?

[rex12359]

Jack,I like your videos.They are over the hills funny.

[2424spike]

Look at the concentration on his face!!! Thats a true Master....

[Perry92Ap]

I get my Pooter tomorrow! I'm gonna poo on everyone at Walmart :P haha I'm excited!! Thanks Jack :)

[UnDeadSkater21]

Your welcome jack! God bless

[swankrecords]

I have not farted in over 7 years.

[rastapasta64]

@swankrecords this made me laugh so fucking hard! thank you

[yeawhatugondo]

@swankrecords i call bulls**t

[yozgatli66ilker]

LOL

[gumbydarnit]

Such technicalities to a fart. Who knew?!

Jack, you are a genius.

[TheInuyashaFan917]

He's a lot nice when he's not farting on people lol

[dallasmexicanOED]

jack vale has a lot of birth marks, but that doesnt matter cuz he is one funny man

[mattcatful]

This looks great! I just bought one today cant wait.

[TheAndiePerson]

I never thought I's find an instructional video on how to use an item for fake farts. And he's being completely serious.

[steitisch]

In my opunion, its not loud enough to use it outside.

[MegaMiniMovies69]

can you use it forever? like will it ever wear out?

[PestVic]

@MegaMiniMovies69 ive had mine a couple weeks and im already buying 3 more. haha it starts to crack if you use it a lot, like for me its daily hahaha but they are sooo worth it. i think i might test some rubber conditioner on one of them

[MegaMiniMovies69]

@PestVic Alright, cause I use mine at school sooo much lol, & Im buying another one too. haha, but tell if some of that rubber stuff helps it cause i was thinking about putting some on it.

[PestVic]

@MegaMiniMovies69 for sure man! im going to post a video review on it soon :)

[MegaMiniMovies69]

@PestVic Alright bro thanks! Just message me when you get it up!

[Francis228007]

You should make your way to the Maritimes, in Eastern Canada!! I'm from Cape Breton, Nova Scotia and when I purchased this, EVERYONE loved it! What an buzz you have created! Google, Port Hawkesbury, Nova Scotia!! "Pooter humor is the universal language we all speak! Everyone loves the smell of their own brand!" (Francis228007)

[TheEpicBurp]

i guess more people like the pootertooter. i hear it's more durable or something. bah

[TheEpicBurp]

the pooter works perfectly fine with me. it worked fine for me within a minute. i just got it today and i'm great at it

[muddypuddlerules]

you want it to be nice and tight. then take your thumb and get it wet. the hotter it is, the more deep.......... nice wet, and tight. a little damp, a little moist, a little sticky.

[TheEpicBurp]

@muddypuddlerules niiiiiiiiiiiiiiice

[magikmusic1]

@muddypuddlerules Noice;)

[AirsoftTaa]

@muddypuddlerules THAT'S WHAT SHEE SAID!!!

[dontuchdis]

@muddypuddlerules i never noticed how wrong that sounds!! lol

[fugatroy]

Can you shoot a video at the beach farting:)

while people are tanning?...lol

Ohh and is there another way I can buy the pooter besides online?

[valoguy]

Try in church, Jack. OMG, that would be hilarious!!

[valoguy]

Who the hell would have thought a person would make a living on one basic human fuction? Jack, you the MAN!!!

[austincollier14]

32 people got farted on in the middle of walmart.

[PeteZuhutt]

Without a doubt, the best invention ever.

[TheGuitarman333]

It makes my index finger, middle finger and ring finger hurt

[austincollier14]

@TheGuitarman333 but does it work cause i ordered on and i dont want to be mad with it and be out 15 bucks

[TheGuitarman333]

@austincollier14 yeah but like jack said you do have to master it

[Fishtail24]

Jack I got my Pooters today and most of the time I get a squeak noise. what am I doing wrong?

[NewPrithvirajChauhan]

@Fishtail24 blow hot air from your mouth to your hand try then !

[xStarScreamx803]

Your'e awesome man!

youre better than ed

[SuperBluestar08]

The reason your 3 older kids can do it right cause they learned it from a good teacher (their daddy) :-)

[xsoccerdude248x]

Actually I just eat my mom's chili and then the sounds come naturally Hahaha :)

[TJ4348]

@xsoccerdude248x Same here

[9180nathan1]

@coolynumba1 ya

[papia1111]

@jackvalefilms fuck you, and fuck the pooter. the pooter is just a fucking shit that gets broken in less than one hour, and the pooter tooter last a life time

[BerryBerryTV]

@papia1111 hey stupid shut up and buy one for the god dang fact it rocks i have one i go to the mall and do it all around u big fat turd your face in the real pooter that is on your body burn!

[papia1111]

@BerryBerryTV hey i was happy with jack vale, and i also bought a pooter, but 1 hour later of using it, it was broken!! so im angry with he fucking bastard stole my money!!

[thedrippsvideos]

Thats awesome. You should come out to caldwell or nampa

[2000OptimusPrime]

Glad I watched this cause we just ordered 2 pooters. Jack Vale you rock! Please come to Canada to shoot a video!!!!

[curtisisadog]

@2000OptimusPrime that would be awesome if he did, he should go to a really populated place like Toronto, or some place out west or something

[rogerelauria]

Jack, great 'how-to' video. I've purchased four Pooters so far, two I gave away as a gift, my first one ended up cracking at one of the creases that forms when you use it a lot. This is the only downside of the Pooter, thats why I bought a second one for myself. Could I suggest trying/finding a similar, but more tear-resistent material for future Pooter production? Nevertheless I love your product and will continue to give them away as gifts hehehe....Keep the Pooter videos coming!