Why don't I have more Youtube Subscribers? =(

[supermastergod]

youre so funny and youre so great in every way! i just subscribed to you! i love trolling my buddies youtube acct while he left it logged on. HE appearently loves youre vids! LOL

[ValGomez95]

I got so scared I almost cried. Don't do that again. Lol

[thejonusvlog]

I was slightly scared and at the same time I couldn't stop laughing, needless to say I was entertained.

[richardland]

@thejonusvlog then victory achieved! dont be scrrrd. richardland is a friendly place. a safezone for as long as you behave yourself.

[M4DJ4K3]

You're fricking hilarious!!! XD

[richardland]

@M4DJ4K3 glad you think so. thanks for watching!

[FuOcO623]

hahhahahahahahah i fucking love this

[richardland]

@FuOcO623 i live to serve

[blackops223344]

your so fucking right

[blackops223344]

check my channel out if you wanna see me drink hot sauce~ gotta reach 500 subs! check out my "traffic video"

[Thexkaliber1]

oh i didn't know

[JakesReviews101]

why don't you have that many subscribers wow what a loser i watched your video and i am not going to rate or subscribe. Good video tho but i am not subscribing

[TheNbaEveryday]

lmfaoo

[theonlyraynemichael]

EPIC!

[6FriendsOfMc]

ur crazy

[richardland]

@6FriendsOfMc lil bit...

[ARRonaldinh01O]

That funny first you all pist then you sound like the most gental person in the world

[richardland]

@ARRonaldinh01O ;)

[CNActionStudios]

AHAHAHAHAH

why doesn't this have more views?

[richardland]

@CNActionStudios cuz everyone hates me.... and wants to die

[davidrainbowunicorn]

looooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooool

[GreenHouseFL]

whoever watches and comments this vid i will subscribe to your channel  watch?v=_TotprTLXzk

[Snapjinx]

It's like we're your army as you take over the world!

Huh. I kinda like that.

[TheAirsofter2011]

Lol no problem

[richardland]

@TheAirsofter2011 bless your heart. you are doing the Lords work

[TheAirsofter2011]

@richardland no problem

[DraehBaez]

LOL LOLOL This is STILL HIllarious! Don't know HOW many times i've watched this...

PS- I subscribed, Rated, and Told my Friends LOLOL!!!! (no seriously, so don't kill me). lol

[richardland]

@DraehBaez great! keep it up and i promise you will live. (you ARE of course watching/rating/favoriting/sha­ring all the other videos too, riiiiiiiiight?)

[DraehBaez]

@richardland LoL Yes!

[lucidparody]

awww i just watched another video where you talked about how you didn't mention 5 stars teehee

so much yelling! bet yer throat was sore after this

also, i shared my fav video of yours (Vest) with my friends in a study room and the guy who usually is like "turn that shit down!" was watching too and everyone was laughing :) then we talked about your accent and then i got pantsed and my friend mooned some girl we don't like on an elevator.. ahh dorm life

[free1flight]

I WILL SPREAD TH F***ING WEALTH!!!!

[HollieJandherlife]

hey Richard? could you send me some videos while I'm in prison? I have to kill 23 peolpe who disliked this video.

[richardland]

@HollieJandherlife guuuurl, with backup like that, you aint goin ta no prison. my team of Richardland lawyers got your back like you got mine. *fist bump*

[HollieJandherlife]

@richardland lol yay! I'm clumsy with soap so... (lol JK!) *awsome handshake*

[richardland]

@HollieJandherlife haha. zing

[HollieJandherlife]

LOL I AM SENDING THIS TO ALL MY FRIENDS!!! this is hilarious! lol except they're all new to youtube because I just barely introduced them to it, so they wont know what the hell the '5 star' thing is.

[richardland]

@HollieJandherlife ya, youtube screwed me by changing that. but oh well. forcing my videos on to your friends and family is all that matters! 10 points for you!

[lifesaDORAble]

lmaoooo reverse phycology works :D

[TopHatKitty]

This is priceless.

[richardland]

@TopHatKitty =)

[boredBordeaux]

Christian Bale!

[YThorr]

"Just a friendly little message". Fucking cried a little.

What's the tune that starts at around 4:22 ? Anyone?

[richardland]

@YThorr its a stock moviemaker theme. i hope your tears were of joy and not fear.

[RandomProductions42]

Oh my god, I can't believe you're cussing, so funny which means I commented right here, liked, and subscribed!

[richardland]

@RandomProductions42 i didnt realize cussing was the key to success. hmm....

[Ashenfly]

There is No 5th star.

This is going to Confuse alot of women.

[richardland]

@Ashenfly zing! but ikr?? youtube screwed me... they changed the star system on the site (it still exists on the mobile apps) to a thumbs up and down. now i look like a dumbdumb :/

[xJakExSansbYx]

i subscribed :) not really look at you u need rehad :) (jokes)

[richardland]

@xJakExSansbYx i wasnt hugged enough as a child :(

[stompySharpNpointy]

1274 veiws and less then 190 rated the video he said he would come to your house and kill you

[richardland]

@stompySharpNpointy im in the process of collecting names and tracking identities...

[mosskan]

ure welcome ^_^

(smiling cuz i did rate, comment and subscribed :P)

[richardland]

@mosskan bless your heart. you're helping lower my blood pressure drastically.

[mosskan]

@richardland hehehe , well i only did it cuz u deserve it ;)

[jakekn13]

Wow fuck you!! *Clicks Subscribe Button*

[richardland]

@jakekn13 you've made the right decision

[TangandCaviar]

LOL, his gonna f*ckin destroy me, if I don't participate.

[richardland]

@TangandCaviar its tough love

[squirrly001]

This is the first ever video that I have seen of yours and.....I think I have to leave the internet now.

[richardland]

@squirrly001 haha. not a good one to start with. stay, STAY!

[squirrly001]

@richardland oh alright but don't expect me to sub to ya cos you scared me a little ...but I have to admit I scare easily. I have stuffed cotton wool in all the keyholes just in case.

[kotyayv]

Must have taken a long quite bleeping almost everything out. : /

[richardland]

@kotyayv nah it wasnt a long quite at all.

[kotyayv]

@richardland oh lol. "a long while" :D

[richardland]

@kotyayv no worries. it didnt take that either. :)

although i DO want to learn how to talk in bleeps so i can organically insert them in real time.

[lxkeanu11234xl]

hey nice vid plz sub 2 me i need subscribes so bad i only have 55 and ill sub bac

[Johndefelice7]

haha made me laugh, not cause its quality.. just cant believe he even has subscribers.

[pokesim]

I see you like Yoshi, that's rad.

[richardland]

@pokesim you betcha

[ActorLevel6]

hey! my names Richard too! Ha! can I join Richardland?

"Go back! Go back into the history!"

"Shitting all over my internet home!"

Man, that's good shit.

[ZachariahLogan]

i did, rate.. but you won't like it. and i made a comment, so BLEH. and im just trollin dude, i bet you can be funny. but this vid, isn't gonna make me subscribe

[LiangHuBBB]

Good stuff.

[richardland]

@LiangHuBBB evidently not good enough. but thanks

[CHIBIIcherriechews]

HAVE NO FEAR CCC IS HERE

[Shadowdancerii]

That's crazy funny!!! I was laughin my balls off!!!

[DraehBaez]

LMBOOOOOO I can't Breathe!

[richardland]

@DraehBaez i hope you didnt really stop breathing... i need lmbo'ers aliiiive

[slidenote]

I's settle for a thousand "4 star" ratings, but that's just me.

[gidgetthemidgett]

lol omg you're such a dick...5 STARS!

[richardland]

haha. thanks for the stars. it keeps my blood pressure down ;)

[techtubecentral]

@richardland ok so yeah im scared now i rated 5 stars and subscribed

[pastol]

Holy shit! I've never laughed so hard at a YouTuve video. GREAT stuff! You rock. Thanks.

[richardland]

@pastol you rock harder

[kellyroxmysox94]

wow from about :40 on i did not stop laughing

[richardland]

@kellyroxmysox94 were all the videos after this one downhill? uh oh. hope not.

[kellyroxmysox94]

@richardland not at all:)

[YourStupidAndIHateU]

jeez dude calm down now i no why u dont have subscribers

[olivespin]

jeez dude get a clue. it's a frigging JOKE making fun of people who flip out over shit like that. wow you are retarded.

[FluffeeFan90]

I would subscribe if u werent such an asshole

[richardland]

sorry you didnt enjoy the humor

[olivespin]

dont apologize to @FluffeeFan90, richard. they're just a jerk being a jerk. no one is retarded enough to actually think this isn't a joke. this fluffee douche is just being an asshole calling the kettle black (or something).

get a life.

[WTFMgo]

im gonna watch all your vids but not sucribe or rate

[olivespin]

@WTFMgo then you're an asshole. who says that? losers like you i guess. if u didnt think the video was funny then move on.

[HereToHelpStepByStep]

im not going to subscribe you !!!!!!

[olivespin]

@HereToHelpStepByStep did that make you feel good to say? douchebag. "oh, i think i'll comment a funny video rant by announcing ima dew the opposite of what it sez, lol". you didn't even try to make it funny, so the point was really just to...what exactly? be a douchebag i guess. fail.

[YourStupidAndIHateU]

good job standing up for an asshole you idiot! :)

[olivespin]

terrible job at making a comeback you idiot :)

oh, it's cool to put a smilie face after a whiney gay message, right? lol. what are you, 12? probably. you have to have the brain of a friggin flea to not know that this is a gag. you fail.

[FluffeeFan90]

its ok sweetie you can calm down now

[bobbykun85]

Ok love the video, but you kinda horrify me in it.... I was like "Oh my god, he is going to eat my face...." haha

[richardland]

i promise not to eat your face. unless you unsubscribe and don't rate every video. in that case...no promises.

[ironcore1]

I fucking love this videos.....it's a good job I subscribed.....OMFG I you're channel.

[dimose14]

Laughed the whole way through

subbed/5 starred

[HelloKansass]

you're definitely my fucking hero.

definitely.

<3

[pinkaddiction13]

"stop being a a piece of s*** and rape every video! go back!! go back into the history and rape!!"

omg richard i not gonna rape your videos!!

[olivespin]

lol. he says *rate* not rape. haha

[pinkaddiction13]

it still sounds like it!!lol

[vipor29]

ROFL subbed

[CoreyisLive88]

AWESOME vid and u deserve more subscribers

[l3lakel2aue]

Dumbee is right. You're a dumba**

[l3lakel2aue]

F***ING MAKE ONE! THEY'RE FREE!!!! xDDD

[Dumbee101]

im gonna go around giving all your videos one star because you made an asshole ot of yourself in this one.

[richardland]

lulz. when i first posted this i was surprised that 100% of the commenters were enjoying the satire. figured there had to at least be ONE grandma or something out there who would take it as a serious insult on good taste, but got nothin. this comment makes me feel more comfortable, thanks.

[igotfakeid]

lol this reminds me of "don't call me fat"

[richardland]

is that a reference to a specific video or just the saying in general?

[firewindice17]

at first i was scared then i remembered u have no power over me so i began to laugh hysterically as u screamed :D

[msredda]

Owowow! I'm just a sweet little old lady. I thought you were funny and cute. I put your global change video on my page, myspace/msredda .  I'm a subscriber please don't hurt my poor old ears, Richard.

[tabre]

lol

[therealPeilo]

Bring Jessica dawn back, it was funny watching her prance around in bathing suits :)

[richardland]

tell her and maybe you can convince her.

[elysepowell]

you're sexy when you're mad ;) hahaha hey sometimes you gatta do what ya gatta do to get thru to people am i right?!

[richardland]

you speak such truth on so many levels my friend.

[SonicDeeHedgehog]

Take your shirt off = 5 stars

[richardland]

*sigh*. its true. the videos without a shirt have thousands move views than the others... no one respects me for my mind =(

[Daviticus1000]

I just don't think unbridled rage is funny. I never have, it frightens me. Even though I know it wasn't directed at me because, rightly or wrongly, I've always supported you in the past.

[Daviticus1000]

Perhaps I was reacting out of fear when I "1-starred" you. I apologize for any harm I may have caused you, though I'm guessing not much in the grand scheme of things.

I hope that was what you wanted to hear. If not, too bad, it's as close as you're going to get with me. Goodbye.

[richardland]

Okay then. no worries or hard feelings. you are on my "do not destroy" list. its cool.

[olivespin]

you 1 starred this? what a jerk move. how could it be "out of fear"?? its obviously a joke and hes obviously not gonna jump out of the screen and eat you. lol.

[Daviticus1000]

You're right, of course...

[richardland]

understandable. will warn you in the future.

[hpribot]

I guess some will find this video funny, but some will not.

[richardland]

well that's kinda stating the obvious. unless you meant it as an alternate way of saying you were one of the ones who didnt like it (?)

[AnonnymouZ]

i lul'd i commented i lul'd as i rated xD

[xoLiveeYoureLifeexo]

Hahaha your bloody brilliant (:

[T512X]

I commented and rated this video 2 days ago (according to the parentheses next to my name)

(but u knew that already richard)

And i had to comment this video again when i came back and saw how effective this video was by seeing that there was more comments and ratings then usual, n only 2 days

...i think the ppl got the picture, good job Richard

[801keeper]

Ally loves richard

[laynegould]

I subscribed...lol

[richardland]

in a...good way?

[LiveToDigital]

lol

[litnight]

My last girlfriend said the same thing. "It's not me it's You"...she said I didn't give her any respect...I've been working on that...5 stars and comment.

[Denvermints]

Epic!

[NotteVolpe]

wow, i was waitin for jerry springer to come out or something

[littlefoot1016]

Haha Funny shit! Five Stars from me! lol

[CheckTheLore]

I love you.

[vivaarnoldo]

AWESOME! Captain.

I'm going to be laughing clear into 2010.

I subscribe to quality not quantity; but you knew that.

As to rating...quid pro quo; but you knew that too.

Happy Holidays Captain.

Oh, and to answer that other question you keep bugging me about...when you let me know what your X-tube address is (are).

Cheers mate.

[hellopoppet06]

Before I even watched the video, in response to the title: I. DON'T. KNOW.

Watching this, I legit felt like I was being told off by a teacher or something. I was all curled up the entire time. God, this is scary. People are laughing, but I'm pretty sure this was less of a joke than maybe it was meant to be. Cough. I'm...I-I'm rating..... Heheh....

[Daviticus1000]

I know exactly how you feel.

[Jayson510]

please dont track me down and kill me.. I always rate.. but sometimes its hard to find the right thing to comment about, without sounding stupid

[hadrians]

tell us how you really feel richard

[rockinmoe45]

Damn guy, why don't you put a little passion into your videos? You just stand there and just blandly express yourself in such a colorless and lifeless way....

[richardland]

fair criticism. i will work on it.

[kaiger00]

wow thanks - just woke up but im awake now.

i'll 5 star this so it goes to twitter, but i cant have grandparents and aunts, uncles etc, hearing this shit so no faceboook. my friends aren't really commenting rating youtubers. be happy with what you get from me. ha ha [best of luck out there]

[Fariywink]

o.o...*comments and rates* XDD kinda scary but hilarious, keep it up

[richardland]

"scary but hilarious". ha. you sound just like that girl i keep in my basement.

[jessfashion1]

I'll post some your videos to my facebook, with the "share" button thingy.

By the way as I'm writing this you are screaming & cussing at me! lol yess :)

But for real I will post some to my FB page.

lol Richard you are effing hilarious.

[KoolJeffrey]

LOL! This was great! I make sure I rate/comment every video. ;)

[19vlad92]

lol i just rated this video 5 stars, and subscribed to you hahaha.. this video is tight

[deathrat43]

Because you're too awesome for the many immature idiots of youtube.

[Aerboi98]

Is it weird that I was oddly turned on by the verbal abuse? ? Thank Zeus I subscribed months ago

[richardland]

no. this is perfectly normal and quite common.

[XZacherZX]

view 69, bitches.

5 stars, subscribed.

[heartx3jess]

You crushed my self esteem in this video... so... no witty comment. Sorry. I've failed you. :P

[richardland]

hmm. i had you on the "do not murder" list, so to the best of my knowledge you weren't guilty of the crimes mentioned. you must have been one of the "keep me to themself-ers". shame on you indeed, but change your wicked ways and you'll be re-accepted with loving arms.

[heartx3jess]

Phew, that was a close one.

[joey20070]

I love this man,

I also find it difficult to understand how someone could watch one of your videos and not rate, subscribe and comment the shit out of it.

[MissingInAction19]

Ahahah I love this! I have favorited many. I look forward to seeing a richardland video in my subscriptions box...

i'm kinda afraid now...good thing I'm already subscribed.

rated 5 stars out of fear and hilarity..

[raphin1]

I rate, I subscribe. GOD !

[phoenix0909]

You got me. I'll rate from now on... otherwise, you might have an aneurysm, or murder me.

[richardland]

both would have been statistically likely. you've made a wise choice today.

[T512X]

That sh*t was so f*cking funny...

...yall r all hos if yall dnt rate and subscribe...

...i do both and i was scared, lol

[cowtipper11]

ahahah this was hilarious good sir.