Gnooze: September 17, 2007

[noticepair]

Wow! She's really sexy and cute. I love the way she moves her mouth and that little gap between her front teeth. Yeah baby! MmmHmmm!

Aside from that it was a professional performance. Flawless! Bravo! Five stars!

[x5060]

This appears to be the product of idiots.

[PinkBlood241]

crocs are a crime! they should be banned from life. and yes you are right they are hideous

[sandyib3ll]

crocs should be illegal!!! They are so hideous

[chuypu]

beautiful

[Karpindur]

Gnooze is very close to having a hit here. They have the potential of putting things in perspective through acidic, intelligent humor while remaining unbiased. The viewpoint seems based on common sense rather then political bias. Americans long for such reporting (i.e. early days of FoxNews) and if they can resist agenda driven bias while delivering the news with laughs they would be irresistible. Make it happen Gnooze!

[gammastation]

I can't believe parents would be so irresponsible for letting their kids wear these shoes on escalators, especially when young children like to bounce around and play on escalators. So it's not the companys fault, it's the parents.

[mobiltec]

Great Rice impersonation!

[gnooze]

Hey thanks!  It was an out of body experience. :D

[skutre]

Chris Albrecht His FAVORITE is 'What the Buck' an all hollywood gossip format to frame 2nd rate crotch and rehab jokes.

Considering that is Chris Albrecht's taste, he likely has trouble with women, especially pretty ones...with talent.

You rock, baby, and I've been doing satire on-the-air for 12 years, so I know.

-scooter

[gnooze]

Scooter, you're so nice. Thanks for saying so. I don't wanna seem like I'm all sour grapes or whatever, but I really think he just doesn't quite get what we're trying to do. Also he said he didn't like sharkbaby, but I watched it and thought it was GREAT. So I don't quite get his assessment. C'est la vie.

[LowBudgetPuppets]

Ugly is right. I don't care for fashion and think you should just wear whatever makes sense, but if I was going to stick my face in a boulbous peice of plastic, I would at least want it to NOT be neon. Ack.

- The Sock

[gnooze]

Hi Sock! We've missed you! Now that I'm in the habit of commenting on comments, I hope you comment once more. :)

[LowBudgetPuppets]

I'm still alive, as much as cotton gets anyway ;) Too bad I can't say the same for my own channel...  eek.

Some day The Hand will stop doing his Office Space imitation and we will get a new video out... until then, I'll see you in the comments.

- The Sock

[gnooze]

Stupid TPS reports. Goodness I hate real jobs. Gnooze (and puppeteering, I imagine as well) is so much more fun!

[IsaacBickerstaffEsq]

I hate to pull an [AOL]OMG! ME TOO!![/AOL], but - those are my thoughts exactly.

I can make better looking footwear out of cardboard and mason's twine. Seriously.

[geojus1]

awesome blackwater pics, great reporting!

[trevb38]

Gnice, very gnice!!

[vladolga]

Great, Great Marta. Keep going!

[gnooze]

Thanks for the encouragement and viewership! :D

[djdrewwillis]

funny stuff...yer good at what u do,,,and a super hottie

[gnooze]

Thanks for watching and commenting, djdrewwillis!

[AlgisKuliukas]

Great, and funny, as usual

[gnooze]

Thanks for the nice comment, AlgisKuliukas!

[MustacheVerra]

lol.. Can somebody bring me a martini? :)

[gnooze]

Martinis are comic gold, if you ask me. "A couple of bowls of loudmouth soup, please." Also, I like to drink them.

[mike8494]

Crocs are Ugly and Marta you are doing good thanks for the news keep up the good job.... Mike

[gnooze]

Hi Mike! :)

[qiranger]

Marta, you are sooooooo right with Crocs... The ugliest things I have ever seen.

[gnooze]

They must really be super comfy to attract such a following, right?

[Awk4000]

Nice mix of stories. Blackwater just makes me sad - they can't be prosecuted under "Iraqi law", and they can't be prosecuted under the uniform code of military justice. Nice gig.

Hey - can you use different backgrounds. You know, just for effect

[gnooze]

The Blackwater story was tough because it's so serious, but I thought it was important to cover.

[AnnaAnderlie]

I love Crocs. Don't be calling my shoes ugly  :-)

I have 5 pairs!

[gnooze]

Sorry. :) Full disclosure: I was briefly interested in the ballerina slipper style Crocs.

[AlterEgoTrip]

yeah you're right keep those crocks in the garden where they belong... I just want to say the last time I saw a pair that I liked, they were on a camera man behind the scences in idol in stockholm.. yes they are shoes even professionals where HERE. :P Oh nice show yet again, I don't get tired of the news ANYMORE, how wonderful!

[gnooze]

I'm happy you like the show! Thanks for watching!

[TheGiantRobot]

Haha, nice one, Marta! I like the Startrek ensign look, too.

[gnooze]

Thanks TheGiantRobot! It's actually a dress that looks more Japanese than SciFi in real life. :)

[TheGiantRobot]

We giant robots love both, so it's all good.