Professional Shoplifter in Action

[Saharasaraharas]

Hes not a professional, hes going to all the shops with little or no CCTV.

[slimshark156]

i love how this guy dumps out all of his stolen murchandise in the mall -.- gooood one.

[louisphng1]

Is it only a show? It is not real, isn`t it

[jamu420]

dude I am a professional shoplifter who has shoplifted everyday in huge quantities for at least 5 years and have NEVER been caught, you are lame and pathetic and you have no idea of shopping psychology and behavior never-mind on how to shop effectively

[915buck]

This guy is too fat dumb and ugly to be a thief!!! There was no one in the store, a baboon could have done what he did..........not impressed!!!

[PillsC2E]

Did he steal this music from the late 80's too?

[sukice]

...and not a single fuck was given that day

[Flexmet]

Yeah gardening books are what shoplifters target all the time! Is this like a security video companies play to get jobs?????????????????

[anotheraccount420]

doesnt seem that complicated,walk into shop with bag,put stuff in the bag ,walk out.easy=]

[weirdwordcombo]

cool guy music fits haha :D

[1973Bazza]

ha! my girlfriend is still 100 times better than you

[TheWeinurr]

No security systems?

[doravine13]

Aha !! Dude yuh a fuq'n oh gee !!

[ALAMOE13]

lol he reminds me of me!

[dontworrybehappy6]

if you think about it shoplifting is like magic, you make a person focus on one spot and slip something into your bag while they're distracted

[jetdean]

100% cant do that.... If you snatch you can

[DebraR78]

fake

[MrBeanerman97]

He probably paid for it then "stole it"

[Yayakills]

stupid.

you cant steal like that now a days.

and that porno music shit.. yeah that shit aint gone fly

[Atreus006]

@Yayakills Actually you can steal like that now a days. You don't have to be discreet to shoplift. The key is to act like you own the product. Treat it like you were putting your hat in your purse. Always be in control of your facial expression and act confident. That is the key. Not some elaborate scheme where no one sees you taking the merchandise.

[m00ngaz3r75]

.. fake ! he stole goods in front the people, a thief would never do this so directly in front people i think .. anyway once i spotted a thief in a restaurant , he was trying to steal a wallet from a man near our table , i stopped him in time and reported the situation, then he left the restaurant insulting and screaming against us and other customers. The other man thanked me offering and paying for our drinks.

[drchristian06]

you know in the 10 comandmenst says thou shalt not steal we there you go have fun in hell

[yournaker94]

@drchristian06 yeah im sure you have never broken one commandment

[Mishkat]

He stole cassettes?

[ThundaFrumDownUnda]

Way to be smart and film yourself... hahaha

[mynthon11]

Always buy something and its easier to him, coz he IS OLDER THAN MOST LIFTERS.... sounds weird...RIGHT?!!!

[bran112299]

Lol he didn't notice a guy filming him and he came to u and gave U the

Stuff so u told him to shop lift

[MrGizmo757]

professional? yeah right. this guy is sloppy. the best way to do it is pick something off the shelf as carry it with by your side near your large pockets or in the same hand you bag is in. then when you walk behind somebody or behind a shelf ware cameras or people cant see simply release your hand and let it fall into your bag or pocket. but never stop walking. i can do it with you staring right at me and you wont see shit. also buy something so people don't get suspicious.

[opisex]

lol klepto stealing more worthless shit.

it would be funny to see this guy try to steal some rifles at wal-mart or a glock at a gun shop.

almost makes me think this guy is working security testing employee's.. guy has very little regard if anyone sees him then he goes shows the camera man his stash of worthless shit.

[Feddex123]

wtf, is this at eastland?

[Feddex123]

wtf, is this at eastland?

[pakibukas]

My balls are not big enough to put it inside that bag

[i8pea]

For Shoplifting Tips go to

ZOKLET.NET / Bad Ideas

There is a guide there that will help.

[frankito67]

scum!

[gootch420]

such a great idea, steal some crappy shit, and then put yourslef on Youtube doing it!

real fuckin smart

[TheChannel9999]

HaHa look at the crap he is stealing....What a loser.

[newbievamp2005]

A pro would not act that way

[TheSteems]

Damn, if i was recording like that and he wouldn't see that i would demand him to give me the half of what he got or else i show the video to everyone :D

[Lalo0o0o0o]

@TheSteems what a pussy, steal your own shit and let him keep what he risked himself for

[TheSteems]

@Lalo0o0o0o I'm not a stealer. 

[rolliebeaumont]

I wonder if there are any video recordings of what happened to this guy in prison.

[mrKANYEwes]

sounds like a boner song

[desistylebhai]

All shoplifters go to jail 1 day! Guaranteed! nothing will b left but a record!

[shad0w12346]

@desistylebhai

unless you're at walmart.

they won't prosecute/press charges

unless you are ages from 18 to 64 and stole

approximately more than $25 in goods.

they don't care about petty shoplifting.

[CSX2665]

@shad0w12346 yes walmart does not care if you steal from them,trust me i've done it before,i've jacked shit loads of stuff from wal mart and they don't care.

[Kronikwisdom]

this guy is a fuckin pro, i steal shit just like this infact thats exactly how i steal shit and hes amazingly good at it or just lucky wtf

[DTNRYO]

looool porno music, loooool eastland

[HarvardBoxer]

This music makes me horny.

Nice shoplifting by the way.

[tapefilms]

pick something up, walk out of shop, sorted

you dont have to do in all hoods and sneakily, that makes it obvious

[xxzxcusxme]

Nonchalant anyway!

[QuakeQuake8]

You guys think you gotta be ninja, the more sneaky you try and be the less you get, the longer it takes, and the more chance of a person turning around in the middle of your act, then what?

Shoplifting is too easy, and you people try to make it complex, this guy IS pro.

[ujayet]

I don't think he's really shoplifting, he's just showing you how easy it is to shoplift! I think all the stuff will be return.

[mosslifter]

haha so many people are just watching him take stuff hes so not slick. i bet hes gotten busted betwee this video coming out and now

[Dac321eq]

real professional, you jack ass lol... go die in a fire

[TheGongShows]

@Dac321eq why not water??

[NakulaGoodine13]

Dude if i were you id take this video off. your incriminating yourself.

[ewfman]

@NakulaGoodine13 yo this is year's old dumbass

[KINGKARMA21]

he's stealing a bunch of  useless bullshit nothing he took id want. and he looks way to nervous doing it like he makes it obvious.

[turewarrior0]

mad skills.

[apeshitface]

the only reason he can do this shit soo easy is cause hes a old fuckin man and no peson is gunna acuse him of shit

[wacoinferno]

hahahaha !!!!!!!!!! Man your the dumbest fuck ever.. Way to go now your face is all over the web. now all it takes is for someone that knows you and will have the ball to @ least call the Police and just see if your a real shoplifter. But i think this was all set up.But another thing is since you say or showed that you shoplift wouldn't it be great if you got your house broke into. . that would be so nice of someone to do that for you. i'll bet you would be so happy. DUMB ASS. !

[C231630]

this guys professional?...im no expert spotter but even i found this guy to act super suspicious

[PhoneLad]

shopliffting isnt a skill haha its just luck either someone sees you or they dont the only skill you can employ to shopliffting is wrestling away from secruity guards and how fast you can run haha

[arctick0]

There's a few things you should know if you don't want to be noticed while you do something you don't want anyone to notice. You CAN do it in plain sight if u do it quickly and don't even act like you're doing anything wrong. Keep a cool head and u won't get caught.

[Losagirl1980]

gay

[NAURIS707]

The lady @ 1:26 saw him put somthing in his bag. even did a doubletake

[Hydra773]

lol he just walks in like he owns the joint

[MeowYin]

Wow, that guy is really good =/

[Jeanyus920]

... this guy is more balls and less skills... he doesn't care about being discreet at all... its so obvious the way he puts things in his bag..i'm sure certain ppl see it or at least hear the bag making noise but i guess ppl are blinded by their own ignorance or just dont give a fuck... either way he is a good shoplifter not a genius but confident

[CivicNox]

@Jeanyus920 its all about being coffident in the end if u look nervous ur gonna get caught

[Jeanyus920]

yes, you're correct @ CivicNox... but thats not always the case, you'll never know when an employee or another patron grows the balls to question you... either way any shoplifter needs to look like their doing only one thing; shopping

[mrKANYEwes]

@Jeanyus920

ok cocky....

i meen, ok pro.....

[viper19861986]

@Jeanyus920 That s kinda the trick.

You act like you belong, like it is no big deal....

You don't draw attention...

[thearchunholy]

@Jeanyus920 The thing is, if he acts all suspicious, that is what draws attention to you, if you EVER worked retail, in their "How to spot a shoplifter" videos, suspicious acting is ALWAYS on their list of signs.

[whycantmynamebeclown]

dude, this style, only works for the mall. you have to have another bag like that, that big. retail stores outside of malls, good luck getting away with a bag like that. and if you do, those employees need some training.

[99DOOKIESHIT]

OMG! wow! people look and didn't say nothing..LOL

[DakotaZ162]

Okay, you've only stolen from stores with no scanners, than again most stores you can walk around them but I'm 97% sure you'll be caught on camera but they can't identify you.

[AngieVRS]

This is funny, he is actually using a special bag for that. I DO NOT STEAL, but met someone a long time ago who used to do that... They actually make this "magnetic bags" so the alarm at the entrance of each store doesn't go off... It's crazy! It actually works, I couldn't believe it. i f you notice, the bag this guy is using looks thicker than normal. It is because it has like 4 or 5 layers inside, (charcoal paper, aluminum foil, and I dont remember waht else...)

[maropigula]

when you steal, you save money!

[YoungEio]

Lol this guy is my hero

[mrshllnthny]

I guarantee that if you came into the stores that I worked as a Loss Prevention Officer you would not get out the second door because, I would be on you like bees on honey. You wouldn't have a chance to make your move.

[x0toolate0x]

so basically your a mall cop, hahhaa loser

[retalz]

bwahahahhaha you are simply pathetic

[icky2dsticky]

whats sad is the dickface erases comments people leave that actually pay for his stupid ass.. people like me- owners.. sorry fucktads like this cost EVERYONE 115 billion a year worldwide.. be proud, you should die..

[lisn92]

u ever think bout taking the stuff back to the shop and showing them this video and then saying u could hire me as a store gaurd or what ever, cus u know what to look for and it will b such an easy job for u to do

[retalz]

jesus christ fag, did you just take that plot out of a movie

who the fuck wants to be a store guard

[lisn92]

erm, no, but its better then stealing stuff, cus sooner or laters u will get caught

[retalz]

thats only in movies, in real life professional thieves succeeds doing 'the big dirty' and then they retire on the bahamas

[lisn92]

now that is from a movie, u must be retarded, no more comments for u bye retard

[retalz]

i guess your just really stupid then

i kinda already figured

[Overcastkid747]

Well, none of that stuff should be charged so high anyway, it's all plastic from China...

Fuck the Mall, I steal from there lol.

Steal from the rich (chain stores), give to the poor... me. :D

[IflyinGa]

And that us why the prices are so high. Called basic economics.

Supply and Demand.

[EarDeff]

wow, you stole stickers and note books.

[patsyd80]

wow cool porno music.

[sargeantneo1]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH so true!

[xTony7]

all the place he shoplifted from has no cameras

[oceanburank]

ya he has a license plate on his head ,cameras can get cut .... lol

[apyle7]

This is no pro

[forsomereasonIhateu]

Its funny how they call this fag a "professional". This child loving cocksucker is stealing from some store where 2 people on minimum wage could care less because some fatbody stole something. This retard gets it in the ass when he pays 25.00 for a jar of anal lube at the drugstore. Why?Because faggots like him keep stealing and store prices go up. But since most of these small cocker\d wonders still live at home sucking on mommy's tit they wouldnt understand about work anyway.

[f4d100]

wow, what a fucking bum..i bet this is the kinda guy who can afford not to shoplift..yet there are people in the world who need to to get clothing and such and get caught...pathetic

[alfred87cron]

professional my ass. he didnt even care that ppl passing by are watching him. gotta know your surroundings

[TheOriginalAbove1]

He put the items in the bag when tthey werent looking.

[alfred87cron]

at 1:25 the lady looked right when he put it in the bag

[TheOriginalAbove1]

Well this guy volenteers to go into stores and shoplifts and then tells them how to prevent it.

[thefireman101]

you have a bit of experience in this area?

Lololololol

[yllib25]

this is so damn fake, the alarms would be going off. you fooled noone

[anticare]

@yllib25

Actually it depends if the tags have an electrical magnet. Normal black ink wont do shit.

[Losspreventiionequip]

People working in loss prevention, take a look at our new products

[MistaDizzyOne]

man, just go to a mall and whatever they put out to display, you just take, it's that easy

[unspokenscene97]

shops like that r fuckin retarded...people get bikelocks...screwdriver sets....suitcases there the fuckin easiest...they just parade them outside the store...headphones like crazy upto $60 worth...ipod covers..blank cd's ...mouse n keyboards...then you just buy 1 thing 4 like $2 so they dont make look suspicious...u come in with $2 and walk out with nearly $90 worth of stuff...if keep sweeping the mall u get enough money for 3 pairs of jordans or even a flat screen tv

[jojomomococolola]

u stole wallets now rob a bank to put money in them show us how to do that

[icefox422]

i remember when i was 16 i sometimes used to brake into a walmart with a few friends an smoke the whole night eating and drinking what ever we wanted but we didnt take anything besides the food we had everything so we were just having harmeless fun thx for the good times walmart:)

[gabelo01]

you fucken stayed over night at walmart? lol

[KaoruFuma]

yeah seriously no bags or anything it was just in and out with 7 hats

[omglolstfurotfl]

lol at professional

[unspokenscene97]

proffessional shoplifter

[Lolismad]

serves them right not having scanners

[cquest888]

Just another one of lifes scumbags.

[flipperd554]

my ex stealed my a victorias secret and came out with like 5 sunglasses and some makeup with this tiny ass purse to hide it all in

[JonnyB16902]

stealed?

[KaoruFuma]

not exactly pro..my friend stole 7 hats ALL AT ONCE from Champs before and he didnt have any bags or anything to hide it in idk how that fucker did it i couldnt see him do it much(eating and manequins blocked view a lil bit) but when he came back all i saw was a stack of hats and i got one :)

[superjerk1]

firstly, steal something of value,

secondly, congrats u just put videos of u stealing on the freaking internet

and thirdly was that at eastland in ringwood?

[bobbypinhead]

Anyone recognize this idiot in the video? turn him in. this is documented proof.

[noly123454321]

screw you man. if your not gettin jacked its not your problem

[bobbypinhead]

fuck you, you worthless motherfucker.... you fail to understand that these professional theives jack up the price for all the other honest citizens who actually buy their goods.

[SagaraSouske]

I've seen a lot better than this

[kefalo84]

hmmm if he tried this shit in a store that had surveillance officer he would get picked off within minutes..its so obvious he is not there to shop.....

[1MacCrack1]

its that simple

[SaveAgent]

Is that real?I saw his face.

[nbase41]

Maybe he should shoplift a brain ???

[RexxarHunter]

thats not stealing, thats can-i-borrow-your-stuff-to-mak­e-a-video.

[slavaja]

man the shit u got is shit

[Wii4me]

That's not professional shoplifting. Everything he lifted sucked.

[farmorethan]

thats not the point its that he just walks out with out its about the stealth not the steal in the vid

[threehonks77]

Wrong retarded fuck. Nobody gives a fuck about this bullshit so know one is watching it or would even think someone would be retarded enough to steal this random bs. You're an idiot and should seek suicide immediately.

[farmorethan]

Wrong? he made the video just to get famous thats why he posts them....

[threehonks77]

Still super weak and fucking lame. What's next? Stealing oranges from a market? Shoplifting is a crime for pussies anyway.

[farmorethan]

He stole over $600 of stuff and he barely had to do anything If it's for pussies than i would like to see you grow the balls and steal that much

[threehonks77]

How much can he sell that bullshit for?

[PookieBearDaisy]

lame

[joeexpark]

lady at 1:26 totally saw that fag

[azrial4421]

whats the deal with these videos? fuckin fakeass shit

[JadMaster3]

whats the name of this song

[idkyoo]

sweet now i can just hand over this video to the cops and they'll bust your ass. smart not to conceal your stupid-tard face

[reaperflynn3]

sounds like music from like a sonic game from sega genesis

[hakyfilms]

your stupid you can see your face

[mferg240]

he got busted by the 2 old ladies and the bald headed old guy that walked by as he was in the 2nd store, they were eyeballing him ,they knew what he was doing!

[cammato123]

im sending this to cops (NOT)

[Vabu42]

ur gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[cammato123]

fuck you

[Vabu42]

fuck youuu... bitch!

[philtheeeeee]

he picks easy stores and would rather quantity over quality.... but still a top bloke

[kusakool]

wow only a bum like you would do that must be super poor

[Broke214]

That took no skill....try tagged items, or electronics locked in glass cases

[collegegradued]

No he own that store he just want a little attention...yall how know wetback do for living!!! Toss them over back to the border!!

[DfieOne]

does this guy do it for a living?

[hoodrow415]

foil Bag. Thats any retail stores weakness.

[bpotter2]

Have a friend worked in a store. 2 women,1 man came in, while one woman kept friend occuppied, the other two took whatever they wanted, later calculated at over $5000. They left, friend called police, they were caught 5min later. Police had been trying to catch these thieves for over a year. Repeat offenders, guy got 5 years!!! Nice holiday!

[stoner412]

Wtf i dont get it, why arent the secruity tags going off when he just bags it and walks out

[EnemyOfFate]

Nah, the guy is legit but he's not like... super-duper. Someone mentioned that he doesn't steal from stores with high security. WELL NO SHIT DUMBASS!!! Only a fucking retard goes into places like that trying to steal. True pros do things a little differently but this guy ain't bad... a little cocky though. The true shoplifting masters do it on the internet though. laptops with wireless nets, ip changers, and some stolen social security and drivers license numbers... and abandoned houses. Master.

[DfieOne]

abbandoned houses? what would be in abbandoned houses

[hotstuff1979]

a professional shoplifter won't be seen by anyone at all

this guy sucks balls

[adamzty]

he sucks i gould do way better then him

[Jev777]

Doesn't take much skill to drop items in a shopping bag.

[odul85]

nice job asshole, burn in hell

[jonpratt05]

you know what the sad thing is, the guy doesn't have the balls to steal from a store that ACTUALLY has LP guys. He steals from little shops that have teenage girls working there that wouldn't know a shoplifter if they saw one steal right in front of them. His behavior gives it all away, not looking at anything directly, paying more attention to the customers and employees more than the merchandise. I've seen professionals in action and this guy is not even CLOSE!!

[josh000068684]

exactly! thats what im saying. This guy should go to a place that has LP guys getting paid to stop these dumbasses.

Those are tiny shops with no CCTV system

[aspottedcheetta]

hahah i would love to see him shoplift in Wal-Mart or a big super-market lets see how good he is!

[AEIOUandSometimesW]

im not sure that stealing from wal mart is harded it might be but i used to steal from them all the time...i stole computer games on a regular basis and never got caught and this was from about 6 years ago up until about 2 years ago and i even stole brand new games like half life 2 when it first came out and it was on a special rack and nobody saw me...maby im good but they never even got close to me

[aspottedcheetta]

dn pǝʞɔɐɾ ǝɹɐ sɐɹɐɯɐɔ ǝɔuɐıllɐʌɹns ɹıǝɥʇ ǝqʎɐɯ ʍoʍ ʇɥƃnɐɔ ʇoƃ ɹǝʌǝu noʎ os

[AEIOUandSometimesW]

i dont think so because i went to different stores its just nobody watches the tapes real well

[rikzz0r]

Only makes you a moron, not a god.

[AEIOUandSometimesW]

who the fuck said it made me a god??? oh thats right nobody so i guess you are just a fucking asshole who likes to talk shit right? i was talking to someone else about what i USE to do....when i was a little younger and dumber....your just a dick so fuck off nobody was talking to you anyway

[rikzz0r]

Shut the fuck up fucking faggot, go talk somewhere else about your cool shoplifting you motherfucker. People like you fuck up the world you dick, did you hear me?

[AEIOUandSometimesW]

again you dumb fuck WHO THE FUCK SAID IT WAS COOL????? NOBODY,,, damn you are a fucking asshole...yeah because i stole a few hundred dollars worth of stuff from a mega comany like walmart i fucked up the world??? you are truly stupid if thats what you believe...and ill talk wherever i please because like i said before NOBODY was talking to you so.....FUCK OFF!

[BdsTalks]

damn, when are people gonna learn that youtube arguments are a complete waste of time?..

[pellabella]

for real....but itsfunny to see how long they keep it up!!!

[BdsTalks]

lol yeah