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  • This guy and Tim and Eric seriously need to team up.

  • This is still my favourite Youtube video.

  • Okay. I will. Don't can't that it is, I've all forwarded that. Please come to dadevera's orsmogerkgim fejaug. feuisahgresig9eakgeasf. . . .! . . ? 3%@@fjrisdjgirj

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  • good to see the fraggle rock trash heap is keeping busy.

  • This is pretty much a litmus test for whether or not the viewer has a classy sense of humor.

  • True social commentary.

  • he looks like Chumlee from pawn stars

  • I think I just had an existential crisis.

  • Whooooooos gotttta pennny

  • this is fucking hillarious

  • I can't believe this doesn't have like a billion views!?

    This is truely a work of comedic genious.

  • Epic.

  • If your goal was to discourage me from partaking in PCP, you failed.

  • The media is controled by big bisnes.All part of the Builderburg groop.the big money.The federal reserve.not part of the United states government.But part of a english companey.The Builderburg groop.Welthey Europens controling everey one ..In wars going back to the Nepolin war of Europe and financing all kinds of things now.Controling Goverments like ours.So thay can start a new government .Controling the world.Thay want you to be brain washed beliving in alins UFO,s

  • I can't believe you guys are from Oklahoma. Please come take over Tulsa's news stations.

  • wos got a penny lalal alalala?

  • @NATHANNARCISSIST1 Obviously you forgot your dose of PCP.  It's all right, better luck next year.

  • @NATHANNARCISSIST1 If you laugh at ANY cheesy online joke means you don't have "a good sense of humor" .

  • @wo sorta. scarier and you end up naked in the back of a cemetery cornered by the cops and make an escape in the woods and then next day you think it was all a hallucination until you go back to the cemetery to get your car, it's gone, then you find out the cops had it towed for evidence and you have to file a stolen vehicle report and cut your hair (so they don't recognize you) so you can go pick up your car without getting arrested. you can't seem to kill the spider

    eating ur brain"

  • I am intersted in entering the production side of the TV industry after college. Any advice?

  • @titanicpiano14 don't do pcp.

  • lmao...(:

  • rofl, dam man, just dam rofl

  • I'm so happy I found this again!!!!

  • peter jackson stoned lol

  • i'm tripppping so hard, this is ridiculous!

    what is going on?!

  • This is one of my all-time favorite youtube videos...

  • wow lol i watched this vid on my old account a long time ago when ther were liek no views. think i found it on a cybernations wiki page lol

  • totally gross...like spiders!!! :-DDD

  • This was amazing.

  • this is amazing

  • whoooo's gotta penny?....whooo's gotta penny......

  • Coming up, up that way. Algae index low and high, let's take a look at the radar on the Viper, activity developing around the Metro across the state. When you get up to go to work OR school.

  • "Get out of the shoot."

    Hahaha.

    I love this video.

  • This is really a work of art.

  • "Now some jets. Dogs. Snake." xD

    I love this so much!

  • LMAO whos got a penny!

  • Looks like Rhode Island's gonna have to change its name to "Gross" because of all the spiders!

    SPIDERS ARE GROSS~

  • whooos got a pennyyyyy

  • There was more truth in this broadcast than CNN, FOX News, NBC, and ABC put together all week.

  • Isn't that funny? We're all the same.

  • I haven't cried this hard in quite some time.. from the sheer amount of laughter. FRIGGIN' INGENIOUS.

  • I LOVE IT.

  • I think I love you.

  • I live in the top part of the south.

  • your going to have to smash them with hammers

  • wow, that sure wAS Random, and full of  Insanity. LOL best vid ever

  • Best video on you tube.

    Ha I live in Tulsa Oklahoma.

  • Top part of the south.

  • This is the best video on all of Youtube. Watch it every morning for health.

  • @bacongreese1521 "For your health!"

    - steve brule

  • Deserves way more views.

  • Why don't you eat all those pennies, Kay?

  • brilliant.

  • and in the upper part of the south

  • lol flying scorpions...

  • "So! Watch out for all those bees!" has become my new catchphrase.

  • the ending is so creepy but perfect, it makes me watch the static

  • So! Watch out for all those bees.

  • Oklahomans everywhere are letting themselves go. The more carbohydrates in calories... pickles, cheese... I challenge every one of us to stop murdering and kicking dogs and girlfriends, ALEX. You're a bad boyfriend. Get out of the shoot.

  • SPIDERS ARE GROSS~

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  • lol

  • Why did he say northWEST when he was talking about Rhode Island? o___O

  • yeeeea, sure, THATS the ridiculous thing he said in this skit.

    everyone knows that rode island is next to Guam.

  • "Spiiiiders are grooooossss!" This guy was a god damn genius XD

  • ART

  • yay oklahoma!

  • Pot smokers! Duhhhhhhhhhhhh.

  • This is good stuff. Thanks.

  • Yep definitely my favourite Youtube video.

  • "Get out your hammers folks. These bees are made of metal." xD

    crazy

  • that was hilarious

  • This is pretty much the funniest thing I've ever seen. Ever.

  • They're not just going to rust away - LIKE MY MIND! AAAAAAIIIIIIEEEEEERRRRRRGGGGGH­HHHH!!

  • Whose got a peeeeeeeeeennnnyyyyy!

  • That was the funniest damn thing I have ever seen! BEEES!

  • That WAS a pretty awesome montage of dog pictures.

  • I had no idea PCP made everything so cool.

  • So take it easy,, you're about to die!

  • So...you see Peter Jackson when you do PCP?

  • i have to say, that was hilarious.

    but i really can't get over the end. it's just so disturbing. there's almost something scary about it. i love it.

  • = bad results!

    I can't stop watching this.  Genius.

  • Did the sparkle sound when the bees came on make anyone else happy?

  • *throws penny*

  • SPIDERS ARE GROSS

  • I wanna try pcp right now

  • Well, that cured me of any desire to ever try pcp.

  • Watch out for all those bees!

  • i've got a penny

  • i think this video may have the least amount of negative comments of any video on youtube.

  • Agreed, mate.

  • I think you're completely right.

  • My roommate and I laughed our asses off.

  • haha what the fuck is this.

  • In all my years of video watching, nothing will ever surpass this.

    Also: watching this video makes cancer go into remission.

  • This was amazing.

  • snake

  • I will live eternally as long as i watch this every morning.

  • I agree 100%

  • @MrRandyButh amen!

  • THIS IS MY FAVORITE VIDEO EVER! It is full of amazment and wonder and I will forever cherish it.

  • Looks like theres a pride of lions sweeping in from the west... with machine guns!

  • spiders are gross ! lawl

  • Oh my god this is the best fucking thing since the KFC bowl. It's like the TV version of the pile of failure in a sadness bowl.

  • snake.

  • dog.

  • those are my pennies! where are yours?

    why don't you just eat all those pennies, kay?

  • and now some jets.

  • dogs

  • Snake

  • Jets.

  • pcp... hmmm sad drug addict

  • lol that was perfect

  • that was  perfect.

  • PCP use will very quickly "give" you schizophrenia. Yes, it's true. It'll be like you're always on PCP.

  • whos got a penny! HAHAHAHALMAO

  • This is genius.

  • What the hell have I just watched?

    Incredible. Simply incredible.

  • FLYING SCORPIONS!!!

  • lower calories and carbohydrates pickles cheese haha what the fuck lol this video is the best

  • jets... dogs... snake... those are my pennies

  • Where are yours?

  • watch out for all those bees.

  • smoke a joint BITCHHHHHHHHHHH

  • This is funny because I have experienced news rooms like these.

  • If the news were accually like this i might watch it. LMAO!!!

  • Do meth or pcp and it will be like this !

  • or see the evening news from a perspective of someone who hasn't been brainwashed. Turn it on, How was Iraq today (how many died? Oh wow. Thats a shame, dang insurgents.) Now it's time to tell you about the personal life of someone who is popular because other people take their picture. Now for some local bad news. Oh, and don't forget, TERRORISM AUGHHHH!

  • Shut up. kthx

  • I totally agree with you.

    This is why I don't bother watching TV for my news anymore.

  • LMFAO!

  • "who's got a penny?"..."SHUTUP!" ...lmfao hysterical

  • HAHAHA who's got a penny?

  • hhahhahahaha

  • Amazing.

  • The first guy in it was awesome. He made me laugh out loud. :D

  • i did a search on people on pcp and this really did come up... whatatrip - this should be a movie

  • dadeuceswild is a retard if he doesnt think this is funny

    unintelligence = poopy

  • FUCKIN BEST VIDEO EVER.

  • I laugh every single time I've seen it. And I've seen it several times in the last year.

  • this was just weird....

    (·_ ·)

  • Hmmm... usually when I come across a video that I absolutely hate, I don't watch them for a full 5 minutes. Hello, Logic? My name's Paradox.

  • Wicked! You've perfectly captured Oklahoma news!

  • stop looking into my head and stealing my thoughts

  • HOW DID YOU GET INTO THE NEWS 9 STUDIO?!

  • This vid is funny, because the real news tends to be a mindless void too.

  • I want to have this news program's babies. Millions of them. A pride of them, as it were. Or something.  Uhhhh.... bye!

  • It now all makes great and terrible sense...

  • whoss got a pennnnyyyy?

  • wtf??

  • this so awesome but the ending scared me, the music was disturbing but overall this was rly awesome!! LMMFAO!

  • LOL!!!

  • LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • A pride of lions.....with machine guns, so put on your flip flops and relax, your about to die.

  • PLEASE dont ever take this down!

  • better than the crack I just smoked.

  • Very funny. Though now I have an inexplicable urge to give a penny to a cross dresser.

  • Absurd and perfect. I wish there was a show like this on TV. This is hilarious.

  • hahahaaah

  • I found more. Do a search for Derek Doublin on Youtube.

  • I keep coming back to watch it. The director is genius. It looks real.

  • I want more. Please, make more.

  • I almost peed my pants! That was great.

  • im speechless... but in a good way

    "whos got a penny?"

  • This is awesome. On a level with the Firesign Theater.  I want more more more! I love the guy with the pride of lions with machine guns.

  • What did I just witnessed? D:

    (>;3) rawr

  • fantastic

  • Hehe, that was well-done. :)

  • I like the lady with the beard who looks like the man with the beard.

  • They're not just gonna rust away...like my mind.

    AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH