Skyrim - Dragons Don't Like Children...

[Tcmaxwell2]

Awwwsssooommmmeeee!!!

[nucularwastelandsss]

0:55 Odahviing is like: why wont you die?

[AMAZEDMADSKILZ]

;)

[evilerooler]

JUST EAT THE BASTARD!!!!!

[locobeanz79]

Ohdaviing is my BFF! :D

[LewisMenzies]

KUNTUCKY FRIED CHILDREN!

[LewisMenzies]

KFC!!!!!

[Minorheadinjury]

Dragon's reaction to kids playing team fortress.

[TheHalofreak423]

Me: Casting healing spell in front of retarded boy in riverwood

Boy: Hey turn me invisible

Me: No faggot

Boy: Awww it's ok thanks anyways....

I hate you I hope monsters go eat you!

Me: ..............................­....... T-T

[cupcakemoose101]

0:28 Jazz wings ererybody :D

[cupcakemoose101]

0:28 Jazz wings e'erybody :D

[Sharks271]

i find it funny when a child yells "You're mean, I hate you, I hate you forever and ever and ever!" at me, seriously, all I did was kill their loved ones!

[Turtle3711]

Remind me never to let u babysit....lmao

[DKdekes]

remember kids, never talk to dragons you dont know. this may happen if you do

[nkycblackout]

When Chuck Norris was young...

[reesalas]

*child* HEY MR wana play hide and seek? *dragon* RAWR!! *child* ok ill count to 10 1..2...thr *gets burnt*

[epicgamer75]

Epic gloves

[ARavingLooony]

MESSAGE TO ANY BETHESDA EMPLOYEES IF UR WATCHIN THIS IN THE NEXT PATCH OR ES GAME MAKE KIDS KILLABLE IF YOUR GUNNA TURN ALL TH KIDS INTO ASSHOLES I SHOULD B ABLE TO SORT THEIR EGOS OUT WITH MY MACE OF MOLAG BAL ESPECIALLY TH BITCH IN WHITERUN WHO THINK SHE CAN TAKE ME IN A FIGHT!!!

[twilly972]

@ARavingLooony

they cant make kids killable its literally against the law for some reason.

[ARavingLooony]

@twilly972 ITS A VIDEOGAME not real life who cares if it is the kids are a bunch of graphics not real besides the kids on skyrim are assholes and are just beggin 4 a beheading

[twilly972]

@ARavingLooony

ok then :D fight for them to remove the law XD

[backsideshove]

@ARavingLooony a beheading, OR a dagger through the back of the head :D haha! but yeah...i agree T_T

[lovechick890]

@tmotheman I know I was fighting a dragon on a mountain then it flew off to fight ice troll and the freaking troll won so I killed the troll and got the soul at lvl 8 wit lyria

[tmotheman]

Lol

[tmotheman]

Lol once i was going up a mountain to kill a dragon when I got up there I saw a troll attacking dragon guess who won?......... Troll

[ilovezimmy17]

I was so happy when i learned they put children into the game but they run around crash into you and their mean and bossy so i went to shoot one in the head with an arrow. Lemme tell you though these jails are allot nicer then oblivions. But i swear that kid is getting a visit from a werewolf someday. And if a dragon comes im going to laugh when it attacks her XD

[Wrathcontrolled]

Masterpffps, you took an arrow to the throat with karlia.....

[glichkid1]

Wut armor is that kid using??

[TheBigfranco1]

@Mage13246

[LegendSeeker101]

This is funny, because the other day I bumped into this little girl, and she's like, " I'm not afraid of you" so I punched her in the face and she ran away screaming :D

[BrKeNCyDe1]

Get Away!

Get Away!

Get Away!

Get Away!

Get Away!

Get Away!

*Dragon breathes fire at him*Rooaaaaarrrrrawrgvedhswrjr­jnf

....You:Is he dead?

Get away!

You:Wtf-.-

[PotatoFrazzle]

It's a shame they make the children invincible for ethical reasons, fuck what people think, it's a Goddamn game!

[MasterOfFPS]

I used to hunt Karliah until I took paralyzis poison arrow in the chest!

[robertredberry]

Not sure if this is obvious, but he used the "Call Dragon" shout and the kid was the only enemy around for it to attack.

[MrNicktheboss2342]

What the hell? Does that kid have a knife!? Man all I have are 2 double barrels under my bed! What is this world coming to these days?

[DrAnarchy]

hwy don't they just send kids to do everything dangerous if they can't die

[fredclancy]

Hate the kids in this game

[gankaru24]

Well here's something players n dragons can agree on

[Linkage1992]

lol the music is such a contrast to what's happening.

[crashnburner187]

EVERYONE doesn't like the children in Skyrim. They all look exactly the same, most of them are assholes and YOU CAN'T KILL THEM!!!!

[II3rdII]

@crashnburner187 yesh gosh , exactly my thoughts.

[OdysseusAres5500]

@crashnburner187 Mod that bitch.

Then kill them in horrible and unimaginable ways.

[Trualdie]

@crashnburner187 Theres a mod that can make those little bitches killable :D

[MantasasInHD]

@crashnburner187 ~ kill

[backsideshove]

@crashnburner187 well..if your playing it on xbox and ps3 then you "cant kill them" but for us PC users...well, i think thats nuff said ;)

[CreuvonVolve]

@crashnburner187 you can if you're on pc :D

[avanichle]

@crashnburner187 You can if you download mod :D

[OverDestruction]

@crashnburner187 mods did the job..i can LOL

[thegameking4800]

it's so majestic...... *sniff*

[PokePowerTeam]

That kid is invincible

[XillegaltoastX]

That chromebook ad was actually kinda funny :D

[EvilNecroid]

stop with the click here for bum sex messages

[FelixErikson]

THat kid annoyed me. And I think the dragon thought the same.

[AsariC0mmando]

of course he is trying to get them, you were like baiting it the whole time! lol

[sintestmafia]

what gloves are those??

[matterandantimatter]

get away !!!

[darkdragon9899]

That's what they make you think...

[blake14123]

WHY U NO DIE ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)

[Trippymushroom2010]

i used to make arrow to the knee jokes, and then i though wow there getting old

[gamefreek4291]

Y U NO FUS RO DAH! ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)

[TheBlackDragon277]

the dragon is like :

"Why won't you dieee...."

[xoODucKOox]

Odahviing FTF yes I know its spelled wrong

[ravage57021]

the only thing that can kill the kids is by playing tag with them then when u get tag turn into a werewolf and massacre them. Just like in another video.

[cuzgandalfgothigh99]

if bethesda doesen't make a DLC where you can use a shout to become a dragon, then i'll force them to. by interviewing their devs about how they could have ported the game so badly on the ps3 ... Yeah. you heard me. >:3

[CroniusDraks]

@cuzgandalfgothigh99 play on PC and mod it if you want it that badly.

[cuzgandalfgothigh99]

@CroniusDraks PC? looooooooooooooooool, it was a joke. srs. :I

[nazizombiez100]

i used to shoot guards in the knee..then someone joked about my sweetroll



[TheMrSaxdude]

people dont you get it the child is the dragonborn not you thats why the dragon cant kill him

[candle458458]

That Dragon is thinking HOW COME YOU WON'T DIiiiiiiiiE I want my sweet role back don't make me get the paddle

[surgi32]

Damn I wish you could kill kids in this game..

[letters99999]

@surgi32 They have a mod for it.

[letters99999]

@surgi32 They have a mod for it.

[letters99999]

@surgi32 They have a mod for it.

[jake641991]

@surgi32

you can on pc

[surgi32]

@jake641991 Doesn't that require a mod?

[jake641991]

@surgi32

yeah it does. but thats the beauty of getting it for pc

[gastonelloquendero]

@jake641991 OWWWW YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAHHHHH CHEAT ACTVATED

[DonutsFoSho]

I used to be healthy, then I took a sweetroll to my mouth.

[Dolby3d]

Dragon: Should have just given me the sweetroll. Hold still punk!

[BassGuruGD]

I used to run around, being Dragon snacks, but.... then someone stole my sweetroll.... :(

[Tonyboy451]

0:19 neckbreacker

[sietreeem]

i got a dog on skyrim...it died... then i took a arrow in the knee

[libmel3232]

let me guess, he stole your sweet roll.

[ironhammer22]

When I was a kid I used to run everywhere until I took an arrow to the knee

[ajblaies]

its times like this where i wish alduin was here, maybe he could at least swallow the kid whole or something. to bad he took an arrow in the knee.

[PleasureOfLight]

Where is the Call Dragon shout at?

[BreezyCheeks1]

@PleasureOfLight beat the game first

[yettii0077]

ODAVIING i hear you like challenges....i bet you cant kill that kid....(really i killed men 3 times his age!!) exactly...(what?) oh nothing just try and kil him..(fire..fire breath..WTF??)

[championofhades]

DANG IT, ODAVIING! I TOLD YOU NOT TO GO AROUND BURNING DOWN VILLAGES!

[iwatcher69]

Blame those assholes who makes the ratings. In the US kids can't be shown getting hurt or the company gets fined.

[Komathefox]

Give this kid a sword and we have a real badass on our hands.

[splitz76]

This is what happens when you steal a dragon's sweetroll.

[lunytoast]

I used to make arrow to the knee jokes, then someone stole my sweetroll.

[sonic09ification]

@lunytoast i used to make sweetrolls then i took a sweetroll to the knee

[CaptZealot]

@lunytoast XD that was one of the coolest skyrim joke that i ever heard

[AnthonyDeldeo]

@lunytoast haha fallout?

[EvilNecroid]

@lunytoast lol good 1.

and im so happy i actually got the joke straight away.

it took me ages befor i heard a guard say the arrow to the knee thing

[thekillcam26]

@lunytoast No jollygagging.

[RTO41]

If the dragon didnt kill you,I will.

DIE FUKIN KID!!!

[ODSTStrikers]

Well at least the dragon thinks the same as us

[xBeckseNx]

I hate the " then i took an arrow to the knee " sounds stupid and pointless.

[TheDrewboo12]

I use to kill dragons but then i took an arrow to the knee

[badbuzzer505505]

I used to bathe in dragon fire.... but then i took an arrow to the knee...

[inthenuddy]

tag, you're it

[DeadlyNightshadeZ]

Kid, it can't hurt you go kick it's ass!

[870kwf777]

I used to chase children around, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

[Subject792]

I used to like children but then I took an arrow to the knee.

[55watawata]

Lol, the dragon was on Dragon Bridge XD

[SSBBHeadQuarters]

dragons used to like children, then they took an arrow to the knee.

[Th3Pr0f1t]

hate those so called "I can do what I want and not die" pricks. SCREW THE CHILDREN OF SKYRIM

[BigDog40962]

I saw a troll kill a dragon then I yelled at the troll and he died.....

[Gordan929]

GET AWAY!

[keyb2lok]

the kids in this game are bitches cause they know they cnt die

[12jxc]

Haha dragons hate kids ^___^

[joeygorgon]

I used to hate children. but then I took an arrow to the knee

[HeatherGreenBlad3]

I guess the kid took the dragon's sweetroll

[Sayleus53]

i used to be a dragon like you, until i took an arrow to the knee, and my sweet roll was stolen by DAMN DIRTY APES!!!

[absiliomundus]

The children don't die in Skyrim?

[Jay1Jay2Jay34]

@absiliomundus nope...and the creator made them ass-hole >:U

[KataclysmKat]

The part at 1:43 cracked me up - the dragon is charbroiling him and you're flinging fireballs at the kid, and he won't die - so you decide to use your shield ...

[TheKronikman88]

lol the people of skyrim should exploit this newly found power of children and have them go do the dangerous stuff so that no one else has to die or take an arrow to the knee

[Vinesdarkly]

You know, I'd be fine with the fact that kids are invincible if unrelenting force and ice form still worked on them ):

[EarlGordon123]

loool

[Xadryn18]

On PC you can add a mod to kill them, it really adds a realistic and dramatic effect when you save a town from a dragon only to look back and see a mother and her child were killed in the fight...

Or, if you just want to be heartless, you can kill everything in town and actually leave nothing left.

[raunchymuffins]

wow you cant kill kids? im very disappointed but this game still gives me a boner

[A7xArmy1]

What's arrow to the knee

[ozarka110]

Dragons used to be fond of teh children, then one took an arrow to the knee

[Demon67gh]

This would be the best game ever if u could smack the annoying children and not get mauled by villagers

[SAsgarters]

Why isn't that whole village on fire?

[MiLiTiaAn]

I wish i could kill a smart ass child in this game

[pimpinchaldo]

I used to breathe fire at children, then I took an arrow to the knee.

[Yaesumuji]

Okay, I get it. I smack a kid once for being a smartass on here, I get chased out of town by 20 villagers. A DRAGON SETS ONE ON FIRE, NOTHING. Biased.

[amizzy55]

@Yaesumuji HAHAHAH SOOO TRUE!!

[rw4511]

all the kid needs is a little push in the right direction and he'll go kill that dragon.. until he takes a arrow to the knee

[evry1luvsboners]

YOL..... TOOR SHUL!!!!

[Apebamsen1991]

Is that Chuck Norris child ?

[rogr7590]

I used to be a child being attacked by a dragon... then i took an arrow in the knee...

[vaolrd216]

whoops sorry about the triple post. 'computer error'

[vaolrd216]

Oh sure, everyone assumes, "The children are SOOOO innocent". Well maybe that kid killed that dragon's entire family... or made an omelette with some baby dragon eggs. In Skyrim, there are no innocents.

[PercyJackson009]

Dragon:" SWAN DIVE!"

[videomaster166]

00:56 dragon looks cute sitting there :3

[WatcherCCG]

Right now child NPCs are immortal. There's a mod to fix that, though.

[spitsonable]

u always see nord children... what about kahjiik or orc or armigonian or any elf child?

[abab279]

@spitsonable i always wonder that O.o

[supers642]

I was a child once...then i took an arrow in the knee

[SSomeboy]

0:56 noob dragon campin...

[MiNiCaL100]

The kids excuse was "I was going to run, but I took an arrow to the knee"

[lombaxsecret]

Papa says I'm too friendly with strangers, but you seem alright.

[MrSnailPerson]

C - Clearly

H - Having

 I - Immortality.

L - Lmafao

D - Dragons

[ChildofMadness9]

XD lol you need the patch to kill kids in these game. I'm so looking forward to having my dragon burn one of those little punks

[cloudgirl150]

He's just helping the population...

[aoennreyaheohii]

you'd think after practically bathing in the dragon's fire the kid would eventually realize that he is fucking Talos incarnate and cannot die...

[akogi1987]

@aoennreyaheohii HAHAHAHAHAHA

[blazerboy7772]

1:17

Napalm Strike,Inbound!



[yourdemiseishere]

1:30 calling in flame stike

[Mage13246]

Also imagine if that kid just pulled out a small knife and stabbed you with it. All it takes is one stab to kill you. That'd be funny.

[Mage13246]

man...I wish dragons were real then it'd be a great life

[MrMegaAwesomeSauce]

@Mage13246 Itd be shit

[Mage13246]

@MrMegaAwesomeSauce

if dragons were real it wouldn't make life shit. it would make life awesome!