Family Guy- Canadian Alcatraz

[Rand0mburgeR]

I live in Canada and I can tell you are prisons are nothhing like this. We have to be back bu supper time!

[haxxai]

I'm Canadian and I think this is lulz. Some of you need to chill :P

[ElBarto3131]

He was arrested for not holding the door open.

[fatasslanayahoul]

What the fuck is Seth mcfarlanes problem with us Canadians

[thelonehighlander]

@fatasslanayahoul Its a stereotype, just like the stereotype that Americans are all fat warmongers or that all French people are pansies. The stereotype here is that Canadians are way too nice and helpful, so their prisons are a joke(even though they probably aren't). Its good fun, watch Smodimations Pizza, its way funnier than this.

[JulianoRamirez]

@fatasslanayahoul It's a comedy show... they make fun of other people's cultures. I live in Canada and I think it's hilarious. I'm sure Seth doesn't have problem with Canada. Go smoke some bud.

[CaptainRexMega]

Actually there is no Canadian Alcatraz cuz we didn't build one yet only municipuls and provincial prisons. but they should put a prison in Arctic i mean where can you escape this place its all rocks damn cold weather and you'll never find civilization again in this country 

[tech5321]

hes probly just going out to get some universal health care

[mjw9363]

@tech5321 and to find the other half of his paycheck after paying for that "free" healthcare

[H8EZ]

FAMILY GUUYYYYYYYYYYY

[H8EZ]

IS

[H8EZ]

THIS



[OGenZo6895]

funny part is, he probably was back by bedtime...

[Freepepsi42]

Corrections Canada. `Catch and Release

[TheKunai777]

I wish life could always be that easy

[KitFoxune]

Christ I hate walking into these flame rooms. Who gives a shit about whatever the hell your fighting about. I'm trying to watch a damn family guy clip here!

Though the sound sucks... :(

It was probably made in Canada... (That was a joke! Canada kicks ass!)

[KOSKESH43]

@KitFoxune Canada sucks dick.

BTW I live in Canada

[wildKratticus213]

@MrKieranuk: I ain't sure about free healthcare here in the USA all I know is that usually health insurance is free from where you work which can cover the employee and his/her family. Also, tax season is in effect and who knows how long until the IRS refund check arrives to the citizens

[37shadowwolf15]

the sad part is that they always come back

[wildKratticus213]

Dude, the actual Alcatraz is in America off the coast of San Francisco. Its best to be from Los Angeles where movies and shows get made

[everydaylifeisgood]

Was that okay okee or a okee, okee? lmao!

[thoserandomstories]

I'm offensive, and I find this Canadian (do I get my thumbs up now?)

[Vekoma1261]

@thoserandomstories Nahhh I think I'll give you a thumbs down, change is good.

[StarProds]

I'm Canadian and I find this funny

[kenpachi688]

really canada is fuck up

[mrpotatohead34]

@MrKieranuk that is the truest thing i've ever read

[alienbrothers]

@MrKieranuk Depends what part of the world you're from friend ;)

[15beckean]

@MrKieranuk You're wrong. Since 2005, the BBC has conducted a poll on world attitudes towards various countries. 49% of people surveyed had a positive view of the US, while 31% held negative views. Of a different survey of the most hated country in the world, Turkey holds that spot with 53%.

[UltimateNintendoGuy]

@kenpachi688 why?!?!?!?

[MrKieranuk]

why do usa not have free healthcare.

[tehatemachine]

@MrKieranuk Because it's a terrible monopolistic system.

[HotFudgePunday]

@MrKieranuk Because then we would have to pay higher taxes and doctors wouldn't apply themselves as much towards their job. I'll admit it, Americans are probably more lazy than Canadians, but free health care just wouldn't work.

[MrKieranuk]

@HotFudgePunday well i'm from the uk and free healthcare is brillent and yes technically healthcare in canada and the uk is not free because we have to pay tax which go's towards healthcare. but trust me healthcare is much better in canada and uk. we don't have to worry about if we need to pay for treatment or not.

[coppersn4ke]

@HotFudgePunday seems to work incredibly well here in Australia and every where else that its implemented.

[MrKieranuk]

@HotFudgePunday and no we don't pay much tax only 8% of tax go's towards healthcare in the uk plus the free health service has been going for 60 odd years now and everything is fine there's more nurses in the uk hospitals then the usa hospitals.

[HotFudgePunday]

@MrKieranuk Yah, but putting the fact that 47% of Americans don't pay income taxes, 8% adds up. And I said it wouldn't work in AMERICA, UK on the other hand seems fine.

[Tentmanz]

Goes to show that they can only make jokes about how nice canadians are ^.^

[vipsanlove]

@Tentmanz just be in bed by 1am..Okee (O_O)

[wildKratticus213]

@MrToast886: I know that just like that palestinian alarm clock joke as well which is really funny. Seen it?

I love Los Angeles, "the Entertainment Capital of the World". If you don't know about this most badass city in the US of A

[xXxDegrassiChickXxX]

lol canada represent(:

[DLOsniper]

Its not like they single out Canada- they do this to every race and religion in the world lol it basically balances out the racism xD

[Anon7771]

@DLOsniper It's satire. If these people don't get it, too bad for them.

[MrToast886]

its a joke get over it -_- (im also Canadian)

[wildKratticus213]

Big deal Family Guy was made in America by Seth McFarlane from the Entertainment Capital of the World, otherwise mah' town Los Angeles

[naruto6472072876]

LOL, I'm Canadian... yet I found this funny, if you're Canadian and can't laugh at this WHY THE HELL ARE YOU WATCHING FAMILY GUY? PEOPLE THIS SHOW PRACTICALLY MAKES FUN OF EVERYTHING!

[slimshadyfan121]

whos from Ontario! :D like it.

[Flubberykitty]

I'm canadian so I hate this

[JsonRulez]

@Flubberykitty You obviously have no sense of humor. So BLEGH!

[samsherberts]

He was back by dinner

[fresca9990211]

He`ll come back, they always come back

[900hardyboy]

he was deffinatly back by bed time

[BF3AirAce]

He came back for bed time.

[Thezillionth]

Central Canadians are too defensive of the nation when anyone makes fun of it.

Like... anything that is made fun of Canada is an extreme exaggeration.

Let alone the fact the real thing people make fun of Canada about is how polite we are.

So really.

Shut up. Just accept our stereotypes and be off.

Message provided by a Proud Canadian.

[johnson1095]

@Thezillionth

thank you. i'm really starting to hate the internet

it gives haters just another outlet to spew their hate and intolorence and create even MORE hate in the process

i feel like i'm living in a world where it's every man for themselves seeing how everybody thinks it's cool nowadays to insult one another.

[MNewt830]

im canadian and i find this pretty damn funny , probably the voices mostly tho ahaha

[iphuckHondas]

sorry i could not hear the video over my FREE healthcare :)

[IOUthelove]

@iphuckHondas You guys always use that joke and to be honest... it never gets old.

[iphuckHondas]

@IOUthelove we know, its a timeless joke that has no end. kinda like my healthcare plan

[FadoDeo4444]

@iphuckHondas you should go to the ear doctor to get that checked out... it's free. :)

[iphuckHondas]

@FadoDeo4444 no, actually its not free :)

[thextremedude077]

@iphuckHondas you should go see a someone about ur hearing its it gets worse

[Anon7771]

@iphuckHondas I have my own insurance so I'm not a sheep for the government.

[MrKieranuk]

@iphuckHondas yeah same in the UK. i love having free healthcare

[wheretheredferndies]

@iphuckHondas You don't pay taxes? ...or do health care professionals work for free?

[MrKieranuk]

@wheretheredferndies its true canada and the UK have to pay tax which go's towards healthcare but we dont have to worry if were going to get treated or not. is healthcare free in the usa for children?

[GameReviewer1987]

@MrKieranuk

MOST school districts in america apply healthcare just for going there but some require you to pay to have it.

[Duhxzire]

@iphuckHondas  L M F A OOOOOO

[psn360]

Im canadian and i find this funny

[Tristan223Super]

man wat did canadians do 2 amaricans like really

[AndrewTheTankEngine]

The title of the episode is a reference to "Life of Brian".

[MrMonkey209]

@bluefire6498 no one said it was.

[bluefire6498]

i don't find this offensive but why does every one have to start saying Canada is a bad country?

[CRAZY3413]

I am a Canadian and I think oat hilarious when people make fun out of us because most the time it's true

[mstheman10]

sounds about right

[PiVoTeRo1]

I'm canadian and i don't find this offensive, i find it really funny.

[WalkthroughsMadeEasy]

He probably came back -.-"

[HrHaakon]

@WalkthroughsMadeEasy

Of course, there's wild Mooses (meese?) out there.

[nydolls73]

@WalkthroughsMadeEasy Not probably. He did come back

[LackJinks]

@WalkthroughsMadeEasy Why not? Shit, he gets free meals, free place to stay, and gets to roam throughout the day.

[TheWargod66]

Funny part is he's comeback!!!

[captainatomistheOne]

@TheWargod66 he's comeback???? I don't red verry well.

[MCbtYou]

We dont just make fun of other countries, dont be so ignorant, do you not watch family guy, we go in hard on ourselves

SCOREBOARD, SCOREBOARD!!! hint hint

[mrfrank1202]

Canada is just America's hat. The only good things that come from Canada are the hockey players, who leave to come play in America. How ironic.

[kr0niXz]

@mrfrank1202 Sorry, but you're stupid.

[rbdesign11]

@mrfrank1202 More like the us is Canada's condom, when were done with you we will throw you away like common trash. The only good thing to come out of the us is....well when I think of something I will get back to you.

[samsherberts]

@rbdesign11 You guys still haven't apologized for Justin Beiber

[The167434]

@samsherberts On behalf of Canada i apologize for Justin Bieber's mom not using a condem

[The167434]

@samsherberts On behalf of Canada i apologize for Justin Bieber's mom not using a condem. Now you apologize for Kanye and Taylor Swift.

[samsherberts]

@The167434 *condom, and what's so bad about Taylor Swift?

[Anon7771]

@rbdesign11 Ah, bittersweet hate.

[neilaarondudgeon]

The funny thing is that he came back before bedtime

[thecrazyguy30000]

@neilaarondudgeon damn you stole my line!!

[GeneralGrove]

I like projecting that image. Gives people a false sense of security when they visit here so they have no idea about the rampant cannibalism.

[GrainghisKhan12]

He probably came back by bedtime.

[Lukuras95]

Epic Voices! Okee ^-^

[blasterboy771]

NOT ALL AMERICANS ARE IGNORANT AND STUPID YOU ASS

[jethrodassam]

@blasterboy771 Actually most of them are quite intelligent.

[grr509]

186 people couldn't even escape from canadian Alcatraz. Shame on you

[sorasgirl0]

Jim Carrey--The only Canadian with a sense of humor. xD

Amirite or amirite EH??

[drunkmxrider2]

@sorasgirl0 I'll tell you what you are, you're left xD

[sorasgirl0]

@drunkmxrider2 YOU DID NOT...... xD Well you're left too so that makes us both right! :D

[firehawk8259]

And that's why Alcatraz was built in America.

[allnaturalkid87]

niggers

[schmui]

@allnaturalkid87 ?

[FEARtheFAILS]

should have added EHH after every word

[EPTyeahyuh11]

Canadians dont have sense of humor LoL Poop LoL

[puffrooster]

LOL

[TheQueenswhosayNI]

Look at all of the butt hurts who can't take jokes HAHAHA

[universe193]

This just show how much American education sucks. They dont know anything about our country (Or any country, infact). Just look at mccjman007, hes a stupid dumbass to who lives in America.

[whygod1105]

@universe193 yeah American Ignorance is Upsetting, but things like are jokes.

[Anon7771]

@universe193 Yea, all Americans are dumbasses that like to make fun of other countries. Don't Canadians have a sense of humor?

[tomcat8492]

@Anon7771 Actually they don't have a sense of humor. I live in Canada.....LOTS of asians here. Send help.

[brownkv081]

@Anon7771 NO FEEBLE CREATURE! Canadians have NO sense of humor and such INSULTING things must be DESTROYED!

[obsidialord]

@Anon7771 yeah....only america does that (ends sarcasm)

[SesaruMKM]

@Anon7771: I would say that's false. On the other hand, Family Guy is a television show that likes to make fun of everyone and everything.

[MrGamecube14]

@Anon7771 that's why they kicked out Justin Bieber

[TheScorpionMK37]

@Anon7771 I don't like to make fun of countries I can't live without canada they have the best novelty items there.

[rbdesign11]

@Anon7771 Have you never seen Jim Carrey, Dan Akroyd, or John Candy. No, we have no sense of humour jackass

[Anon7771]

@rbdesign11 I'm accustomed to them,but yet this was a joke in itself.

[TheSlinkyGuyShow]

@Anon7771 No but you yanks are huge pricks.

Just saying.

[Anon7771]

@TheSlinkyGuyShow I know. And we're proud of it.

[JebusJack]

@Anon7771 Canadians have a great sense of humour, I think. I could use the argument that some of the best famous comedians are Canadian, but I won't lol. One thing though...we do not talk like that and never have. I'd like to know where the stereotype came from :P

[Anon7771]

@JebusJack I agree,but just wanted to generalize to arouse the same stupidity this scene has successfully created.

[dm6182696]

@universe193 Were the dumbass's? Clearly the "joke" hasn't been invented yet in Canada.

[WowThatSoWeird]

@universe193 You're being a hypocrite... You're Stereotyping. Not all Americans are Ignorant. I admit, the American Education systems is awful, and I anticipate it to change, so do many other Americans. Also you can't base all Americans of a TV show created to make fun of everything and anything, just like I can't base all Canadians of Justin Bieber. Also Americans, like me, love comedy and are pretty laid back... and can see that this video is a JOKE.

[schmui]

@WowThatSoWeird well, unfortunately i have to say that in fact americans are ignorant. and stupid. all of them.

BUT, so you don't feel too bad, that other thing you mentioned is also true.

i once hooked up with a canadian girl. well, actually i banged her for hours.

later i found out it was a - i have to admit - very pretty little boy. sort of.

happened to me 8 times in a row.

Heil!

oh btw i'm german.

[WowThatSoWeird]

@schmui lol

[datookrjobs]

other countries cant take a joke, how do you think us americans feel, the american people didnt do anything and half the world hates us and we brush it off couse haters gonna hate!

[schmui]

@datookrjobs "[...]american people didnt do anything and half the world hates us and we brush it off couse haters gonna hate!"

uhm. didn't do anything?

ok, maybe not you personally, but the us government and military was involved in some serious bullshit recently.

[lol479zzz]

@schmui causes the u.s people are responsible for what jar heads do? believe me if the u.s public had any real say in military matters we would not let this bull shit go on.

[MasterOfTheCreed]

@datookrjobs I know right, Alot of Canadians got really butthurt and off course, They be sterotypcial and call us stupid, Yet they get butthurt over something sterotipical about them, Seems like they can dish out the joke but can't take it, as with all "American Haters"

[MasterOfTheCreed]

@schmui Right so every single American in the world is stupid, and i suppose all German's are Nazi's.

[TheAPersuasion]

@universe193 Chill.....it is a joke.....family guy makes fun of all people, no need to get butt hurt.

[MasterOfTheCreed]

@universe193 Are you really such a butthurt bitch you're going to call Americans stupid over a Cartoon Show? You're the most pathetic person ever, I for one like Canada it's a cool place, Just don't like idoits like you, and you say our education sucks.

[PuffSmelly]

canadians doont soond like dis

[chaowalker]

@Hilaryy1234 If I could give your comment enough Vote Up's to make it one of the Top Comments, I would.

[zaxx27]

@TheWhiteOp why?

[zaxx27]

@Dooma626 neither are they man.. were almost as fat as they are

[zaxx27]

@brownman9607 Hahaha you must live on the west coast like me or in ontario.. I always thought the same thing till i went to Newfoundland... It sounds twice as bad as they make it in this video. it's boerderline funny... and people from Edmonton kinda have a bit of a Fubar accent if you know what i mean

[chaowalker]

@zaxx27 I think at least some of Manitoba & Saskatchewan have accents like the stereotypes, too, though I certainly could be wrong. I'm pretty sure the accent is tied to more rural/woodsy areas. Terry Grant (Mantracker), some of his guides and Les Stroud (Survivorman) and I think his hunting buddy all speak kind of like the stereotype. The Newfoundland accent is so strong! Actually, I've heard either a trucker, or ranger in Newfoundland who had a thin accent, but he may not have been from there.

[zaxx27]

@HardCorpsPredator Thats why you have to watch American dad.. they're all over there

[sackboy198]

i love the voices on this

[s694019001]

this is completely false... he would have said sorry for the inconvenience of having to answer is question...

[mrIsaac333]

Inacurate.

He would've asked the guard if he wanted anything on the way out.

[Coaster105]

I'm a pickle and I found this to be Canadian

[avalanchesuperstar]

184 people didn't come back for bedtime.

[milish69]

its ok-eh!!! get it rite u yank-ee doodle CANADA RULES EH!!!

[LovePrayPlayGuitar]

I really love how the griffins makes random gags that are absolutely not related to the plot. I mean, it really takes a genius to just insert absurd jokes everywhere for no reason.

[xILambyIx]

@LovePrayPlayGuitar And it takes a pretentious cretin to make absurd comments like that for no reason

[oaknairb]

@xILambyIx It takes a douche to say cretin.

[LovePrayPlayGuitar]

@xILambyIx I just stumble upon this video and felt like expressing my feelings towards it. And don't act like my comment is the only pointless one on youtube

[xILambyIx]

@LovePrayPlayGuitar You stumbled upon it yet you seem to know quite a lot about the show... Sure you did

[dethklok745]

You really didn't have to say ''Okee ^-^'' in the corner. We all know what he was saying, we're not stupid.

[lennon98williams]

lo

[bleedthepure]

cacapoopoopeepeeshire

[absolutgermanyfangrl]

Maple...

[skybladerZ]

easiest way 2 escape canadian albactraz

[vipsanlove]

@skybladerZ just be back by bed-time okee (O_O) !

[rustyguy16]

there were no survivors

[TVkingOmega]

183 people didn't come back for bedtime

[bennyholb]

183 people weren't back by bedtime.

[ALMIGHTYCHEESUS1]

@bennyholb HAHAHAHAHHA SO FUNNY I LOVE IT WHEN PEOPLE DO THIS!

[pedroissler]

@ALMIGHTYCHEESUS1 dude this shit's so old even trashing this sort of comment is already old

and i'm not joking

[etmanskicolton]

wow ya ok lolz wtf!!!

[KazukiUchiha23]

We don't need your stupid smile faces. The video is funnier without them.

[Russrogers68]

im offensive and i found this Canadian