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  • LOL!!!!! Alucard is always epic =D

  • And this is how Alucard amuses himself. Lol

  • Why did I laugh with Alucard ? O:

  • While Alucard was laughing I was burning the sin he was laughing at

  • Now remember children, if Alucard laughs at a wannabe vampire then it is not a real vampire.

    AND TWILIGHT ISN'T LITERATURE!!! Ò[]Ó

  • lol Alucard laugh at twilight makes me laugh too

  • HAHHHHHHHHAHAHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHA­HA

    AHHHHHHAHAHA

    su risa es contajiosa LOL

  • omg!!! this made me laugh soooo hard...i laughed so much watching the show u'd think i was mad!

  • I laughed with Alucard... XD

  • weird

  • when i saw that cross breed between tingerbell and "the count" from sesame street sparkle in sun light I did this; Vomited heavily, Cried blood and screamed "MY EEEEEYYEEEESS!!" in the movie theater. and when it finished. i said " if anyone thinks that this is how vampires work, you're all retards" it took me 6 weeks to recover from the massive internal damage that the movie caused and 1 year from the trauma of the image of all the vampire franchice being turned to shit.

  • I so wanna laugh along!! Twilight sucks!

  • Amusement is the only thing stopping Alucard from killing all TwiFags

  • @ColeTrain2731 He he, sparkles..

  • my reaction to faglight was WFT!!

  • I got a headache,that's my reaction to TwiShit. T^T

  • *laughs with him*AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

  • This was my reaction, no less, at the theaters. Whenever the wolf gou would appear without a shirt in the snow I would almost cry from laugh.

  • How can they make such a horrible movie?

    Alucard: Fuck you, that's how.

  • please make the English version out of this

  • @54therunner lol wut?

  • I laughed with him xDD

  • it should be "Alucard's reaction to sparkling vampire" XD

  • MMWWHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA­HAAHAHA!

  • is the scene from 0:45 from the ova or from the series?

    good work!

  • this, my friends, is pure gold!!!

  • There totally needs to be a "Skeletor's reaction to Twilight" from the 2000x serie's.

    These are hilarious. :D

  • Wow that's not a good sign.

  • 23 Twishite fans watched this video and in their horrified death spasms, accidentally hit the dislike button.

  • Ya know what? I kinda want to haymaker the next Twilight fan I meet, kidnap them, then make them watch ALL of Hellsing Ultimate before letting them go.

    It's not a crime, it's education.

  • @MindlessInvalid Tell them, "this is what vampires are." Do you still want to touch yourself to this?

  • LOL! I just came here from watching Crispin Freeman so boldly declaring that "real vampires don't sparkle", using Alucards voice none the less. So this was a nice coincidence.

  • At first I thought Alucard was the most SEXIEST anime character ive ever SEEN until i found this video

  • 23 people like tween girl porn v_v dumb bitches dont know what a real vampire is. ALUCARD PAWNS

  • lol i just started laughing with alucard

  • chuck norris version vampire

  • /watch?v=TgnIjJexut4

    first 45 seconds is all you need

  • is it wrong if i laughted my ass off? BECAUSE I DID! XD

    Btw, Integra´s voice in inglish is so fucking hot

  • @AngelicalSebastian ya spelled english wrong.

  • @mermaid5634 D: !!!! IM TRIPPING BALLS!

  • The end ruined it. xD

  • they need an alucard stocking

  • 20 twillight fans watched this video

  • i had to laugh.....omg

  • My reaction to twilight was falling asleep ;)

  • @DaGavinX haha same as me i got in trouble for fallin asleep in the movie theater though lol

  • @DaGavinX same here man

  • i started laughing with him hahaha!!!

  • I friggin' loled so hard at the little comment at 0:33 XD

  • it really is contagious!!! i hear him laughing and i start laughing, and when you're at the library and doing that, you get a lot of weird looks....

  • His laugh...it's contagious....I LOVE IT!!!

  • MOAR MS PAINT IS MOAR.

  • this is from Hellsing right?

  • epic

  • death note reaction: we want our apples back

  • Twilight is for newfag

  • I'm so happy that I clicked on this thinking about the unicorn Twilight, not the sparkly things.

  • Dracula laff at joo. xD

  • 18 people are Twilight fans

  • this was my same reaction when I saw Twilight

  • @Gyaretto7

    No. Nooo. NO.

    Edward Cullen & Every Other Twilight Character = Sparkly Fairy Princess

    NO EXCEPTIONS

  • Someone make this stop,alucard is gonna get a heart attack

  • FUCK TWILIGHT HEHE

  • alucard reactions to all twilight movies and books- comedy gold wahahahahahahahahahahahahaha clap clap ahahahwhehwhwhahahah edward cullen ahshwhahahwhaahahahah bella swan whahhhahahahahaha action figures the fuck

  • its nice me and alucard have the same reaction XD

  • i am pretty sure alucard is also immune to holy water and silver weapons he shakes it off like nothing plus i seen sera walk in the sunlight so i doubt that its their fatal weakness but still alucard is truely the best vamp out their thank god for anti twilight anime

  • @trichrono wait there is ANIME OF TWILIGHT?????

  • @sweetblackblood1 no i mean hellsing ultimate is an anti-twilight anime as in it proves twilight is wrong and is the worse thing to be imagined on the face of this earth involving vampires.

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  • XDD u know thesecond part were alucard is laughing while clapping, i thought for a moment that he turned edward into dust and was laughing at him! 8D

  • @sweetblackblood1 lol but edward sucks so much that his twinkling ass doesnt turn to dust they break like glass which is just stupid considering they are supposed to be squishy

  • @trichrono 8D well... maybe alucard turned him from glass into tiny bits of dust glass! 8D u know how powerful alucard is!!

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  • @sweetblackblood1 lol he sure carries bullets big enough to do that the only other person with bigger guns would be seras but i doubt alucard would even want to drink edwards blood i wouldnt want to pick crystal out of my teeth i bet he would just stomp on him.

  • I'll say this about the original Hellsing, Integra looked good.

  • 0:36 thats what i look like :p

  • twilight doesnt = vampires it = sparkle fairies get it right people

  • HAHAHAHA the end XD

  • Alucard is amused. It is the only reason Edward still lives.

  • off the top of my head the two coolest vampires are alucard and blade

  • @djphat94 and the 2 coolest girl vamires are slene from from underworld and the girl from bloodrayne

  • @FSCGHOSTNAPPA12 goast nappa all the way tricks are for kids vegeta

  • @djphat94 yes ghostnappa rules O my god a shining mokuba!i have a masterball with your name on it!

  • 0:54 ..que esena es esa?

  • The No Life King is amused

  • yet started to watch "hellsing" i can really feel why he feel so free to laugh, alucard is ruling "as a vampire"

  • Oh man Karin from Chibi vampire is more of a vampire than Cullens and she has nose bleeds for fucks sake

  • @simsgirlgem She gives blood also, even the opposite of a vampire is somehow better than twilights version of vampires xD

  • @TheBoredomOtaku Thats how you know its bad when a nose bleed vampire who gives blood is bad ass in comparison XD

  • @simsgirlgem Though she's basically the vampires version of a savior(read the manga to understand)...still more of a vampire than them.

  • LOL so true XD

  • edward- hi brother

    alucard- WHAT THE FUCK !!! PULLS OUT GUN HEADSHOT

  • OMG I LOVE THAT LAUGH!!! LOL 0:21

  • wee need a hellsing movie not a gay ass motha fakin twilight movie

    ANY GOOD DIRECTORS OUT THERE!?

  • @fratut apperently there are none considering how so many video game based movies have been done so wrong and petheticaly that some times i wish movie makers never know about games and fans never ask for movies about them. anime based movies would probably be no different.

  • @fratut No one could come near acting as brutal as Alucard.

  • Hellsing Season01...

    Icognito: " ..Who are you.." Alucard: " ... "

    Then, some scenes later,, he hits a metal thingy into his ass.. like Vlad Tepes.

    (Vlad Tepes - The first Vampire, 13th Century, Romania)

  • @domory4you No, Vlad tepes was not the FIRST vampire. Lilith was, she's 4500 years older then Dracula/Vlad, during biblical times she was adams first wife before Eve in the hebrew bible.

  • @Theofrotus Lilith wasn't a vampire she was a female demon. Plus Alucard is still undead shes...umm unundead <.<.

  • @luvsthebackdoor666 Yea she was. A few legends indicate this.

  • What is 0:45 from? I don't remember that part. O.o

  • @AngelEyes8611 Its the original show before the OVA.

  • LOVED ALL OF IT!

  • bwa hahaha his laugh makes me laugh!

  • alucard don't need a team

  • watch out edward there a thirteen millimetre exploding shell heading straight for your ametuer vampire head :)

  • gays have more respect for me that the fairy edward cullen '---'

  • @ReitaIchi Hell I respect Michael Jackson more then Edward Cullen...

    REAL.

    VAMPIRES.

    DON'T.

    SPARKLE!!!!!!

  • @RayKanen69 What the fuck is your problem with Michael Jackson? I respect him most.

  • @TheAttilaFarkas Face the facts man, he was a nutcase kiddy fiddler

  • Alucard should show edward how a REAL vampire does battle

  • ABSOLUTELY LOVE THOSE LAUGHS OF ALUCARD'S

  • You can't help but laugh with him!

  • @LittleNinja55 so true i almost peed myself

  • he'd literally eat those Twilight losers for breakfast.

  • the captain should be laughing at jacob

  • Hi im a vampire...no im not im Edward Cullen. XD 

  • Thumbs up if you think Alucard's laughter is contagious XD XD

  • am i the only one who clicked the thumbnail because i thought it was Grell from Kuroshitsuji?

  • @KATT718 how on earth did you confuse him with Grell? xDDD

  • @Yokoskitsunegirl red hair? weird teeth? i didn't read the name xD

  • @KATT718 yeah that's the one, but Alucard doesn't have red hair xDD

  • @Yokoskitsunegirl it looks a bit like he does on the thumbnail :3

    what anime is this?

  • @KATT718 This is Hellsing. =3 the clips used for this one is from "Hellsing Ultimate", it's an ova series that strictly follows the manga and it's far better storyline and animation that what the tv series was

  • @KATT718 its called Hellsing best anime In The World

  • I swear, I have never laughed so hard watching this! It was great!

  • so much laughing... infected xDD

  • The problem with twilight is that breaks every rule that was used to define vampires, it ruins the point of the creature of the night if they function unaffected by sunlight, garlic, holy water, or silver weapons. twilight paved way for the destruction of vampires. Thanks a lot Stephenie Meyer, you evil demonic bitch.

  • @dragonbenjimon

    That is what I've been trying to tell my friends for ages. Twilight damn near ruined the vampire franchis for me, then I found Hellsing. :3 Alucard FTW.

  • @dragonbenjimon I know, in hellsing they actually make it EPIC, did you see the new OVA level 0? I shit my pants, if you thought level 1 was awesome, you should see this....

  • @bakugancollecterZ NOPEEEEEEE IF THAT WAS TO B FILMED BY ANOTHER STUDIO,U TO BE MADE POO WITH ALL YOUR ORGANS AWAY HEHE

    NOT SCARY ENOUGH=..........

    ABSOLUTELY WIITHOUT ANY PASSION JUST SELECTION OF PICTURES

    EVEN IN MANGA OVA8 LOOKIN' BETTER

    AS U SEE HERES 2VERSIONS OF HELLSING=OVA WHATZ ABOUT ALUCARD'S INSANE PASSION OF WARR AND 13EPISODES WHAT WAS MADE ABOUT ALUCARD'S COOLNESS

    SOOOOO OVA'S BETTER BUT OVA8 FILMED BY STUDIO WHAT ABOUT 13EPISODES AND IT THOSE EPISODES' STYLE SO UNCOOL

  • @bakugancollecterZ HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM JUST FIND MANGA AND WATCH YOURSELF HEHE

    OR COMPARE 13EPISODES TO OVA1-7 HEHE

    IF OVA8 COULD BB FILMED BY ANY ANOTHER STUDIOOO,BETTER OF ANYTHIN' OF COURSE MADHOUSE BUT EVEN ARMS WHAT RELEASED ELFEN LIED .................COULD B MUCH MUCH MUCH SCARIER HEHE

    IF U WANNA TO UNDERSTAND AGAIN HOW OVA8 COULD B REAL SCAREFUL,ABOUTTTT RIVER OF DEATH OF COURSEEE JUST IMAGINE ABOUT ALUCARD+RIP VAN WINKLE HOW COULD B FILMED IN 13EPISODES STYLE

    TERRIBLE....

  • @robotnikkkk 3 things:

    1- you probably didnt watch it with good quality

    2- Dont use caps

    3- I read the manga, but it's much more epic while watching anime.

  • @robotnikkkk Also speak proper english, I barely understood anything..

  • @dragonbenjimon

    if she is demonic she wouldn't do such a shit

  • @dragonbenjimon Don't worry with Vampires like Blade and Alucard The vampire race can recover from such a low blow like twilight if no one forgets them that is!!

    

  • @dragonbenjimon I've been trying to explain that to peopel since it came out and yet no one seems to care. Anyways, I love you for saying that, marry me?

  • @dragonbenjimon Yeah, and I can't believe that some people like it

  • @dragonbenjimon hey evil and demonic are not words to describe her thats not nice to compare words that are cool to a slut that aint

  • @dragonbenjimon alas she was the major's plan to ruin alucard all along to bad he just loled XD

  • Alucard is such a jolly fellow.

  • Oh.My.God.GOD DAMMNIT!!! ACTION FIGURES!? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGHHH­HHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! The books are SO much better then the stupid movies >:T

  • LOL OMG!!

  • If Alucard starts the battle without releasing anything, or is prohibited from using his power-up forms, Edward Cullen may drag him out into a near endless stalemate since Twipires don't crouch to garlic/UV/silver, while Edward has no definitive weapon capable of killing Alucard.

  • @Momentum139 But the sheer size of the bullets would kill that embarrassment to all undead(A.K.A. Edward.)

  • Edward Cullen= gay pale sparkly vampire wannabe

    Alucard= A REAL fucking vampire!

  • @Gyarretto7

    Alucard=Vapire

    Edward=Fairy

     :o Poor Fairys -.-

  • @Gyarretto7 no, alucard is a real fuck mothering vampire, he has killed a LOT of people to get that title, he deserves to be called such

  • HMMMMM....NEEED TO MAKE TWILIGHT FANS WATCH WHOLE HELSING OVAS AND EVEN READ MANGA=.....

    AND IF THAT FAN REMAIN LIKE TWILIGHT=THAT'S A GAY HEHE

  • HMMMMM....NEEED TO MAKE TWILIGHT FANS WATCH WHOLE HELSING OVA AND EVEN READ MANGA=.....

  • @RepomenKratos1997 IN HELLSING THERES ONLY 1 REAL VAMPIRE-ALUCARD ANDDDDD DOC CREATED COPIES OF VAMPIIRES FROMMMMMM SOMTHING HE COULD EXTRACT FROM MINA HARKER'S SKELETON=.......

    ACTUALLYYYY BETTER THINK THAT'S NO MATTER FOR ALUCARD KILL HUMANS OR VAMPIRES=........=WHO WILL TRY TO HIM WILLL BE KILLED BY HIM

  • So.... who else was laughing alongside Alucard?

    He's got such a contagious laugh.

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  • *grabs a bottle of wine and joins the humor party* I can't blame Sir Integra for Shoop da Whooping that worthless piece of shit called a novel. *laughs madly*

  • Alucard's action figures ftw!

  • :DDD zu geil echt jetzt :DD

  • Agreed Alucard, Agreed...

    

  • He's laughing, because he heard Edward claim to be a vampire.

  • This just wins...

  • In Twilight they screwed up the vampires mithology you see one of the origins for this myth is the genetic disease known as Porphiria, people with this disease cannot withstand sunlight because it causes their skin to burn so there's no explanation to glowing vampires, they would only glow if they were sparkly little fairies

  • omg Integra Fired her lazer O:

  • Im sorry but they are all sexy laughs <3

  • saya-*puts thumbs up* ^^

  • Only real vampires have mad crazy laughs!

    Do you have a mad, crazy laugh Eddie?

  • thumbs up if you can laugh with or like alucard ;:D

  • h/watch?v=TgnIjJexut4

    Near the start of that is Alucards reaction to twilight. Watch the whole thing though, it's hellsing abridged, it's really funny. Not mine.

  • If Twilight really had Vampires in the story then Bella would have been torn apart and eaten.

  • lol even those fag vampires of "vampire kinght" can own twilight members