Mass Effect 2 Paragon Subject Zero aka jack sex Scene

[cloudgirl150]

I'm Commander Shepard, and I fuck with my clothes on.

[Sasudela]

aaaaannnnnnd delete history.

[ancientflounder]

Shoot bad guys, fuck bitches, get money.

I'm Commander Shepard and I'm the baddest motherfucker in the galaxy.

[XxYldikoxX]

I think Jack is a very beautiful women!!!!

[45L31K]

yeah yeah, i dont care if she is bold, just need to have a vagina - Shepard

[DrAlexandrius]

she's bald... next video!

[mapo11]

Commander Shepard; turning Ho's into Housewives.

[darkbyke]

She's so lesbian. Nasty. 

[darkartu22]

a calibration comment is missed LOL

Garrus:Shepard I can't finish my calibrations if you make noises with Jack!

[92Garrus]

is there any way you can be paragon without romancing her or pissing her off?!

[trager94]

I'm Commander Shepard and I can only get an erection when a woman cries.

[Doommaster19]

@DevoidOfFeelings hahahhha:D

[Tiafain]

Holy crap.... Jack has FEELINGS? (apart from angry)

[LaRadioTube]

how the hell did you get Jack in bed??? she hates me!! but I already got Miranda... next will be Kelly... but Jack? how the hell did you do that???

[Tsonchi]

@LaRadioTube You gotta choose her side of the fight when they are arguing. When I did it I chose jacks side and Miranda hated me ever since and she would never become loyal to me. So anytime I tried to talk to her she'd be all pissy and be like why don't you go mess with jack radda radda. And so by the end of the game I slept wit jack Tali and Kelly before the crew dies lol. I got massive renegade. Tali was pretty hot a gotta say. In a cute embarrassing sorta way

[jcpelly]

@Tsonchi Thanks for the spoiler ass

[lahmarko]

@Tsonchi I didn't choose Jack's or Mmiranda's side. I choose the side "they are both right". In that way nobody hated me. Then I just was nice to Jck and choose paragon answers. Then finally when we were about to hit the Collector base, she came to me and this scene happened. After this and after I finished the main plot, the game can continue to do sidemissions. Then when I went to chat to Miranda and told her that she is my only one, she told me to "tell it to somebody"..(Jack).

[fohf]

I never had the romantic sex with Jack. I always just banged her in the cargo bay and then went up and kissed Tali. My shepard was always such a whore!

[Beatbox1992Elliott]

HEY!! Your a crazy bitch but you fuck so good!!

[Blastbeats123]

Let's be honest though guys, if jack had hair she would be pretty hot

[SalvatorePelaia]

DRY FUCKING. 

[elnecro2002]

a cabron es algo asi como sexo hardcore?... ufff

[junnexgolem]

both has their clothes on O__O

[Anim8tr]

i wasn't expecting you Jack ... ...... .

[dinoguy331]

ummmmm

[jerocortidor]

why is it when they cry they always look like from a horror movie or something??

[slickrichie]

the reason why at the end they didnt have sex is, at the point when he stroked her head 0:47 he felt like he was kissing a guy and couldnt rise to the occasion XD

[OrpheusHart]

But...this isn't a sex scene, they don't do it cuz if they did, Jack would hate shepard like everyone else who just used her for sex

[Konfleik]

@RedDeadPaddy LMAO

[Dahadukenryu]

@DevoidOfFeelings kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk­

[TheRavenReviews]

ughh boners must hurt in that suit

[doautocracy]

Does anyone else think that she looks like Natalie Portman towards the end of V for Vendetta.

[wetbacks202]

wtf i did not even get a boner from this she looks like a ugly dike with no hair

[Chickenbiscuit10]

Jack reminds me of Lucy from Elfen Lied. All psychotic at first, but eventually comes to understand trust and love, and becoming more human because of it.

[TJPguy]

@Chickenbiscuit10

She does lol?

From what I remember she killed until almost the very end.

[fable23]

I think Jack changes the most out of all the characters in ME2. At the beginning, she's a raging psychopath who basically wants to kill everything that moves. But if you do right by her... well, her last words if she dies in the Suicide Mission pretty much say it all.

"How'd you talk me into this? Heh... I wasn't supposed to care..."

[RzorGELL]

I typed in "big gun" and it brought me here...

[BlueScarabGuy]

why does it look like jack has more clothes on than normal in a sex scenes?

[mmmtoasty78]

@BlueScarabGuy That's the secondary outfit she get when you do her loyalty misson

[GothikQueen]

0:35 - 0:43 Hot Hot Hot! :D

[duncan7599]

Its called dry humping.

[XelestialDragon]

Trying to ignore Male Shep, this is still so very emotional...If I could stand Mark Meer's voice acting, I'd play this just to see this scene and to be able to help Jack.

[XelestialDragon]

@duncan7599 Uh...no, she refuses to sleep with Female Shepard. Says she's not a "girls club" kind of girl.

[TripleWalkthroughs]

Mass effect 2.... fuck everyone in sight! :D

[TheGostofSparta]

I'm surprised that in the future they don't have water-proof masquera.



[inoubl1able]

wow this guy gets around!

[youngster150]

fucking a bald woman.......:|

[Dchybrid]

@youngster150 that's what I said :|

[wwblackheart]

is fox going to bitch about that sex scene were u saw just about no nake lower body at all =| cerius face

[herogoldenshades]

rumor has it that they are gonna have Jack in ME3 with a shirt and hair and i say no! I like Jack crazy shaved head and with a piece of string across her chest

[gowpow94]

I hardly ever play video games. Nor do I know how the hell i found this game. But THAT was awkwardly .. hot? haha..

[xoxoEmilyLoverxoxo]

I don't get some of these games , they're already really realistic . But it'd be hilarious if they added just a little more of reality with gross black makeup all over your white bed sheets (:

[CarmOli20]

ooohhhh yyyyeeeaaaaaahhh



[Kapo465]

These video games scenes are a tad bit scary

[jamesclemons1]

so do u have to be paragon to do this

[richtofen40]

o_o

WTF IS THIS?

[mrAZcardinal]

δ_δ

[merksperk2]

Arguably the most emotional female romance scene in the entire series.

[NCWC2]

@merksperk2 I seriously feel the most bad for Jack when I compare hers and Miranda's backstories; she went through seriously bad shit. Admitted, Miranda's past isn't full of roses either, but she was never experimented on or used then thrown away like yesterday's trash. Sorry, Miranda, you're hot but Jack really makes me want to blow up the Illusive Man's head with an explosive cellphone like the Israeli Commandos use.

[demonhoopa]

@merksperk2 Well ONE of them sounds emotional anyway.

[TheParsa00000]

@merksperk2 nope ders more...... lol i wud no

[CpsLock3]

@merksperk2 And most rewarding.

[xWilsonbed]

@merksperk2 also arguably the Freakiest aswell :)

[themanclaw2]

I'd actually say this is the best mass effect sex scene because it has a lot of feeling to it. It made me feel something other than a boner.

[xXTyriXx]

even if she does have a bald head, she's one of the beautiful women on the normandy :D

[TehJake]

Always wear protection.

[rockostas]

correction : cuddling scene

[anjica123]

i don't think they had sex :S

[newburg10]

he gave her the dick lol

[JustThatDamnFunny100]

Shepard... Will...FUCK.. EVERYTHING

[jones2tc]

jack has a better face than miranda. miranda has a better body. tali is just weird.

kelly is what's up. too bad she's not a real squad mate.

[alleseigentlich]

Wtf, cuddling? Show her every corner of the Normandy, like a real Renegade!

[CarmOli20]

i wonder how there going to change her in mass effect 3?

[uNasty231]

@CarmOli20 she died

[CarmOli20]

@uNasty231 what?

[uNasty231]

@CarmOli20 well i had her die in mine is what i meant 2 say

[CarmOli20]

@uNasty231 what?

[sammmfrg]

good thing shes wearing protection :)

[GermanOpsGD]

i wouldnt fuck that with the torch of gondor.

[Sammy74136]

jack looks like Natalie Portman

[MrCalintx]

how can you have sex with achick named Jack??

[madzack275]

lol wtf is porn doing on mass effect 2? XD

[sebasmartenable]

who would do jack when you have miranda, really....

[Rhyseh1]

@sebasmartenable

Miranda is boring. Also her teeth and jaw are a little weird. Although bald and with smaller breats Jack is far better looking, she's also far more interesting.

[sebasmartenable]

@Rhyseh1 are you really saying that jack is better looking that miranda? that is just wrong...

[amazingdany]

With the likes of Jack, you know she's gonna get freaky, totally empty your nuts and satisfaction guaranteed.

[MuffinOtron]

Achievment Unloked : InterGalactic SIDA

[humby123]

for some reason the music for these scenes make me laugh my ass off

[DemonicInfinity]

She is ugly...

[GIORIKASPAOK]

Do not have to move hair on blowjobs...

[MistaKwayzee]

hahahah he like palms her bald head

[playsbba018]

@MistaKwayzee LMAO

[thesaint678]

i just can't believe he had sex with jack

[merksperk2]

This and Tali's romance are the two romances in the series that I find the most emotionally engaging.

[jjzgamer]

Say what you will about Jack, but I found this scene particularly touching as it not only shows another side to her hard exterior, but it is yet another nod to Bioware's talent to emote through great storytelling and attention to detail. Watching the mascara run down as she cries and when they are cuddling together got to me a little I will admit.

[matheussousuke]

Try to say it many times: xexexexexexexexexexexexexexexe­xexexexexexexexe.exe

[blangoga]

HOLY SHHHHHIT!!!!!i prefer kissing a creeper!!!!(watch minecraft creeper)

i prefer making 1000 sanviches for the team fortress 2 heavey(every day)!

i prefer killing an ukalnos (monster hunter freedom unite) 10 time in a row with a low rank equip.!

BUT THIS...THIS MY FRIEND...THIS WILL HAUNT MY NIGHTMARES FROM NOW ON!!!!

[jofac22]

miranda=better

[cornmon]

@jofac22 miranda=over rated bitch

[Bluestudio555]

@cornmon I disagree with both of you, Tali is the shit.

[cornmon]

@Bluestudio555 im on tali's side man...

[Bluestudio555]

@cornmon Tali is hands down my favorite squad mate/fuck buddy.

[cornmon]

@Bluestudio555 kinda shallow but ok...

[Bluestudio555]

@cornmon And I mean it in the most respectful way, FWB.

[jofac22]

@cornmon who would u have....honestly tatoo covered,dramatic,bald bitch....or hot,slutty bitch

[Bluestudio555]

@jofac22 Tali. The corky, fun-loving, friendly person. Who isn't too slutty, but puts out often enough considering her condition.

[cornmon]

@jofac22 tali......pretty much all i gotta say..

[Rabble2]

Yeah yeah, i bet her vajay is stuffed with fiberglass ans sandpaper

[matheussousuke]

I've seen 2 videos of this guy kissing 3 women in a row. What kind of game is this?

[MrElegos]

@matheussousuke an awesome one

[ZieYus]

@matheussousuke i rather play jojo's fashion show..

[ps3bmfclancommunity]

jack had feelings?

[Zzafar5]

wow ,, WT cleam sex ,, good for babys,, asshl

[0omatthewo0]

DUDE u fk a bald lesbain.... how is that godd..

[Wrennie2011]

That is quite possibly the sweetest romance scene in this game. Which actually, kinda pisses me off. Since the only femshep romance scene that comes to within a fraction of being this adorable is Garrus, and it's SO SHORT.

Wtf, Bioware.

[Okamifanj]

is she still a bitch after this?

[MasterChiefExtension]

i wouldnt do that with jack no way -_-

[444Tazer]

Why am I think Jack was the man in this situation?

[failurbanik]

@444Tazer because she (or he and in that case im glad i went for the one with three fingers and a as of right now unknow face that could be chutlu) is no doubtly an extreme feminist and by that a bi no offense to you all your deiscion just not the one i would go for

i mean look at those tatoos extreme feminism wait whos that SHIT OH NO JACK RUN SUB ME.......... (followed by several ows and gun shots)

[444Tazer]

@failurbanik That was the joke. Thank you.

[failurbanik]

@444Tazer so was that (or maybe its true and im FUCKED)

[Athenator]

The most beautiful scene I have ever personally played in a game. Walking through what seems like a minefield of conversation is well worth it; Jack is so deep that you almost forget she's a bunch of pixels with a voice actor.

[cutmeyemaya]

@Athenator I agree 100% I'm almost sad I made a femshep now so I can't romance her :(

[tydunn6695]

i was waiting for shepard to say yeah im that good at the end

[xXSynVengenceXx]

Huh...and here I thought she was a lesbian the entire time

[Daft2Funk]

jack kind of looks like a dude

[vbotond9]

@Daft2Funk she is bald. YA THINK? :D

[Falor5151]

She made his mass erect.

[95SouthSide]

ew, fuck miranda please, and chambers

[vol4ok]

too bad she is bald

[IrkMen]

Где блять порнуха???

[SimonThePr0]

Sex with armour on? Safe sex

[UBIincorporated]

@SimonThePr0 yeah no babies =D

[RobertAniFreak]

Its so fucking worth it seeing that crazy bitch cry for once XD

[streetdanceboy117]

I'm going to play Mass effect now!

[waffleman444]

Jack will make Sheppard explode... literally.

[mrliampep5i]

its a heavy risk but the priiiiiiiiiiize

[KissesLoveKawaii]

Tali for MaleShep and Liara for FemShep is away to go!!

[Zelmar2194237]

Hi. I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favorite whore on the Normandy.

[AgentPunisher]

@Zelmar2194237 Miranda- ಠ_ಠ....

[jediraslan13]

Commander shepard

Turning Hoes into Ladies since ME2

[QuickstartBlazin]

Having sex with Jack. High risk, but the priiize.

[CoCoSkol]

Having sex in a most likely AIDS infested girl. Heavy risk, but the priiize.

[LiVeBoOsTeR3]

I SAW TOUNGE

[Suicidekitty]

Miranda is waaay better besides that Jack has got more venereal diseases than a 5 $ hooker

[TheHamsta101]

Now, you can call me a stupid gay noob, but I consider this very emotional... I mean, how that Jack girl cries and you can see her makeup being washed away, that's just beautiful... The people from Bioware really created a masterpiece...

[Carbonuee]

Congratulations, you just had sex with female Vin Diesel

[JenkemBananaBlitz]

Props to the uploader. The last video I watched of this the Shephard was a disgusting male nigger animal. That shit was fucking sickening. 

[SuperiorApostate]

It's stupid because Jack wears less clothing when she's not having sex.

[JediAssassin101]

jacks a bitch, miranda is waaaaaay better

[ronnoc360]

@JediAssassin101 I don't know. Miranda can be kind of bitchy too. I'll stick with the one that I might accidentally kill, thank you.

[speedandrew]

this is gross i was trying to watch somthing else but it glitched but jack is a dude name and she looks like a ugly dude so shes fucking ugly like justin beiber gross

[TheMrd209]

@speedandrew You ate a lot of paste as a kid, didn't you?

[anonymous133711]

@TheMrd209 turian paste

[HerpMacDerp]

Jack's romance was the most meaningful, tied with Miranda's. Too bad the culmination of Miranda's romance wasn't as well executed.

[LaserfaceJones]

I got the alternate appearance pack so I could put a shirt on her as soon as you get her on your team.

Bam.

[razr1871]

jack shes cute and sooo weak in her

[BustASkillMove]

I just got Mass Erect...

[TheSniperKiro]

what the bitch!!

[nemesisnick66]

FUCK YOU FOX NEWS FOR RUINING ANOTHER GAME. also jack just yelled at me to FUCK OFF! everytime i tried to talk to her miranda did the same thing bassically just with "nicer" words. so somehow ended up with tali even though wasnt trying to

[Lpneo007]

is she bald down there too?

[SergioSource]

SHEPHERD DONE IT AGAIN!

[AlphaOmega804]

I prefer Jack to Tali, because the whole 'might die of sickness if we even touch' thing kind of bothers me. Plus i think Jack deserves some real happiness in her life. I mean lets be honest, her life up till now has sucked ass!!

[spartanofFEAR]

@AlphaOmega804 jack got raped when she was younger so i don't think it "sucked ass" but it fuckin sucked!

[AlphaOmega804]

@spartanofFEAR ha ha, yeah that's true, but you know what i mean.

[UbinTimor]

@AlphaOmega804 Tail wouldn't die of sickness if you had paid attention, she explains that they develop a fever when they get an infection, they don't just die. as long as they have anti bacterial injections they're fine. When you romance Tali she takes antibiotics, and tons of herbal supplements to bolster her immune system in the end all she gets is a small fever and a headache.

[AlphaOmega804]

@UbinTimor Even so, i prefer Jack. I admit Tali is my second favourite and she seems to be the canon romance. But i like Jack better.

[failurbanik]

@UbinTimor a deusex mocakna

[2010RoflBot]

@UbinTimor not to mention the 'something in her sinuses she cant describe'....but still totally worth it for Romancing Tali.