PHONE SEX

[KelseyheartsFinn]

this was made 4 years ago and we all still laugh so hard about it<3 Love you shane!

[BreebsPeace]

3:11----Yumm? I love his face(:

[bricrisel]

the all american girl sounds like paris lol

[yourmomssoha]

AQUAFRESH!

[SuziieCookiie]

Jim?

[waxymuffins8890]

@SuziieCookiie would you tel a fone whore your real name? lol

[charzrox]

Aww you were so young

[BreebsPeace]

@charzrox Ikr he's a little tooo old now!!

[ShaneDawsonandme]

he was 19 in this vid. cray. so proud of how far you've come shane <3

[nastymic164]

lmmfao. fuck i cant stop laughin. XD 

[xxKhadeejaxx]

I'm not a stalker or anything like that I just wanna know what state u live in so I know what time to call you!I can't believe you but ur phone # in da description! You probably got a new phone tho :/ I love you so I really hope u didn't!!!!!!!!!My phone has times for all the states so I just need to know what state ur in does anyone else know???? :/

[mitihQ]

@xxKhadeejaxx Shane lives in California, good luck, I would like to call to but I live in Finland so it could pay a bit...

[natalie5639]

hah i wonder how many people tried to call that!

[natalie5639]

hah i wonder how many people tried to call that!

[thelovesanne]

he used his paris hilton voice!

[JClark451]

Laugh out loud

[Funturntimefred]

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[FascinatingFrancesca]

LMAOOOOOOOO

[JuicyCandyProduction]

loll

[let1rock1liv1forever]

omg when this ended a quest chat comertial came on XD

[CalvinTeeKai]

IM AN ASIAN == Racist ..

[BlackDragonz1000]

@CalvinTeeKai me too -_-"

[jAmesAkAjim]

This is so funny plus my name is jim lolz

[kittykat6295]

It's NOT a good idea to watch shanes videos when you eat. Trust me....

[SheDreamsOfParadise]

240p shane <3 !

[TheAshleyNshow]

What is 240p

[GraceFreeToLove14]

Bahahaha

[avashelton1234567890]

Wat u stupid bichirs!!!!

[JordanASaurisRex]

@XXXbadchikkXXX Then you didn't die...

[dtdlookout]

thats werid

[WorldGracie]

you have a phone in the bathroom ;/

[tobitnet]

4:02 hilarious

[emobvbgirl21]

nevermind, goin to bed!

[Lazell991]

for big blk bouble booty press 1 LOL

[amandamouse830]

shane: Maybe the angry asian" Asian: "wag ting ting toe ping!!" Shane: nope, goin to sleep!" he's too funny!

[toner123ify]

ma b ill try the angry asian asian:dun coo dubba dubba dub non

[Patriemmanria]

oh... old shane videos!

[Tdejk]

oh hello 240p... we meet again.

[emoemily21]

XD funny love it

[HunterMyersTV]

Never Ming goin to bed

[Laurabakalb]

This was uploaded on my 14th bday

[larkenstien]

lol this is funny 

[rydergirl456]

hahah this is funny.

[level10oreo]

I showed my little brother 3:21 to 3:43 and he was like "I need to watch more shane dawson."

[loverdog1010]

;) so old.

[Funnygirl10111]

i wonder how many people called the number....

[kaaaitlyn94]

I love how above it says "Ladies talk free nationwide" :D

[missemilyellen]

AQUAFRESH!!!

[cruzsl369]

I LOVE PIZZA HUT!

[mylistofdoom]

-o -

0

[Kaitmarie109]

@epicbroze lmao wat happened

[hippoturdlovaah]

*toing toing noing moing*

*okay im going to bed!

[Punkrocknightmare]

*gasp you work in pizza hut???!

[XXXbadchikkXXX]

I DIED WEN I HEARD THE ANGRY ASIAN, STILL LAUGHING ABOUT IT

[kratos3111]

That asian voice at that end was abit racist

[ZachAcostaTVHd]

@kratos3111 your face is ugly

[GreenPencil305]

"DON'T HANG UP ON ME!"

LOL

[JesseAesthetic21]

Oh god this was funny!! XD lol

[analiz12100]

this is dirsturbing xD hahahaha lmfao

[emostory78]

lmao

[AryoArio]

omggg, its one of the funniest shane vids ever, loool

[Shelby1928]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SHANE U R SOOOO HOTT!!

[elizabeththeshortone]

haha Shane Yaw you kno this is old

[ashlee1234567891]

Haha gotta love shane and you look really cute in this vid :)

[littlemonster2392]

Shane sounds like Bonnie Swanson at first

[dryclips]

It's funny because Shane sounds like Michelle frm American pie thumbs if u thin so

[jachaismommy]

WE NEED 2011 VIDEOS

[MsTuckerBabe]

4:03 hahahaha gherbyqrb

[fire32iker]

Shit

[TonyCakaScarface]

press 2

one "shit"

hey what you doing babyboy

[emochick1246]

ok 1 ur look hot in this vid. two tht is fucked up lol

[EpicBroze]

Am I the only one that dialed that number?

[123acaichia]

@EpicBroze did it work??!?!? lol

[XSceneEmoForeverX]

He looks sexy like that he should really wear his hair like thT everytime

[ninjabunnysRcool]

He's not as cute as he used to be

[TheMusicalvampire]

if your left leg is chrismas

& your right leg is halloween

can i visit you in between holidays?

[SuburbanScourging]

@TheMusicalvampire Isn't that a quote from a movie?

[PatronusPokeWarrior1]

Rofl

[TheFrootlooplover]

and that is why your parents tell you that phoine relationships are bad

you never know what ugly fuck is on the other line

[Tabbycat61794]

this is the first episode of yours that i ever watched back in '08! love you shane! <3 (no homo)

[scale265]

Shane ur so sexii

[billfree20]

why is there a phone in the bathroom?

[mrsleopardzz]

so my neighbors in the apartment next to me probably think im on "ONE" considering that it is 4:38 am im laying in my bed and laughing my ass off at your goofy ass!! :) -Thank you Shane

[AngelFishWinc]

:D dirty talking just got DIRTY

[kirstentheawesome]

Lol cewl

[binklillypad]

Lol

[emoriver100]

SEE THAT WHY U DONT HAVE PHONE SEX SO ITS NOT a man

[SporeGalaEdit]

laughed so hard at 4:00 XD

[SporeGalaEdit]

fex?

[jthunderbolt1233]

Its amazing to see how far youve come...

[phonesexho]

Manboy is quite fit

[MrMoondust224]

Oh THAT was sexy

[nicholebhoo]

He's on my "who I would fuck list"(:-3

[MultiTinkerbell56]

Lmfao!

this is soo funny

[sierrakessler]

DAMN!!!! Shane's hair looks GOOD!!!!

[BewminzAMVs]

Goodnight.. Jim.<3

[dsgluvsme]

LMFAO !.

[TheTomster2518]

thumbs up if you tried to phone that number

[DruSceneDolly]

@TheTomster2518

What the FUCK?! o.o

[anniemay444]

thats some interesting trash talk

[jadenlovesyou1]

Asian: "ninininnin" ahah

[mile123na]

Lmmmaaaaaooooooo fuunnnyyyy!!!!

[MightBeLethal]

Hahahaha hilarious :p

[MsSwaggasourus]

ill talk my crazy straw in your belly botton and slirp it all up like aqua fresh :D hhaha

[jsiluvmykittes]

I love funyons! But not that kind..... :P

[fastfood54]

period-cup..

[duell11coffee]

Eww

[myparamoredisco]

Never fails to make me laugh xD

[DaisyBruce167]

Aye what yuh doin big booy

[xBestFriendHugx]

nevermind going to bed

[mrjiggleman97]

Wait was that number real

[chrisrocks1976]

thumbs up if u called the number

[elliedudexo]

i miss these kinds of videos from you shane:-(

[LuvPeace2525]

haha Shane is so cute

[TheElkinmario]

1

Shit!

Ayee what you doing big boyahh? ._.

[iluvasains]

the angry asian :) <3

[sharkapillar]

im gonna be sick

[slide4545]

lmfao!!!!



[shethinkshecansing]

lol

[totalytiff]

I love you Shane!!!!!lol funny video

[Iareorgasm]

I've been watching this video since you first uploaded it and it still makes me cry with laughter

[butchdyke6969]

lol

[SuckxMyCandyCane]

"So... what are you into?"

"EVERYTHING."

[LoveSexEmo]

"is that dirty enough for you Jim"

XD

[superskullz52]

i am now scared for life

[MJsweety1]

That is hilarious!

[XxcookiXx123]

On December 24, 2006 at 8 o'clock in the morning, a 14 year old boy by the name of Scott Jackson was found dead.Doctors couldn't come up with the cause o his death.His mother checked his emails to see if she could figure out what happened.Turns out he was still signed into myspace.She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didn't repost a chain letter.If you don't repost this to 6 videos a girl with no face will kill you tonight, you will have 143 mins to post this.

[lovecarcar123]

I almost throw up on the slurpy and funnion part

[Carexrocks1]

2,349,504 Views!(:

[kakashiluver123100]

@Tahmina941 yes, yes i am.

[MrLovebug9]

it would be cool if s deezy did somtin lik tis

[MrLovebug9]

omg lol



[iWilmer13]

Haha! :) lol!! :D

[XxLunaxHeartxX]

Angry asian.

[kakashiluver123100]

thumbs up if your watching this in 1803

[virgoroses13]

He sounds so little hear compared to his new video...

[Blackdragon99omfg]

FUCK LOL! Seriously hahahhahahahahahhaa. Well she talked dirty... Just the wrong dirty

[MusicLivesx33]

I forgot the lady was shane for a moment... LOL.

[adryan3]

Lol

[megahotty112]

Lol

[XxxxRetro]

I called the number....

[RubberManatee]

Thumbs down if anyone says " thumbs up if bla bla bla" AGAIN. SHUT IT U IDIOTS WHO ASK FOR THUMBS UPS. -: (

[wildonessoccerpro]

HAHAHAHAHA HE CALLS THE asian and all i here is itchang chu chgang chgan

[Mini1Lil]

Thumbs Up If Yuur Watching This In 2099 , YeaBuddie! Im From The Future Bitches!

[MsZigster1]

Shane: Maybe I'll try the angry Asian?

Asian girl: CHING CHONG HOWA CHA TO FU NI.

Shane: NEVERMIND GOING TO BED.

ROFLMAO MADE MY DAY!!! xD

[roflcoptergoesscisci]

the like dislike bar looks like a blunt

[annabanana9387]

THUMBS UP IF UR WATING THIS IN 2011!

[poisonedlove999]

Shane looks pretty good in this vid Seriously!

[DinoHeartz123]

@poisonedlove999 Shane looks good in EVERY video

[Yoitzsydney1]

@poisonedlove999 shane always looks good...



[dJ53226]

@Yoitzsydney1 

[Kira13865]

@poisonedlove999 yea what's new xD

[sonicsbabe823]

O_o.. Um Shane.. at 0:17, it says "Ladies talk free to MEN".. 

[mikesturgeonmorin]

thumbs up if your tired of people saying "thumbs up if your watching this in 2020."

[lovemonkeysw]

lol hes so awkward

[lovemonkeysw]

This is the first shane dawson video ive seen where the video actually had what the title said :D

[Nikkilove1998]

@yona9rues I hate it when people put stuff up like that. In going to try to say this as respectfully as possible, but, do you really think that this 1 guy with a sledgehammer will come to your house in the middle of the night and kill every single person who doesnt post it? C'mon people, think a little bit more logically here.

[allysax1]

@Nikkilove1998 uhm.. i agree but LOOK who posted it ? HAHAHA (:

[DahvieVanityInsanity]

pause at 00:18. it obviously reads "LADIES TALK TO FREE MEN!"

ahaha. love you shanneee. xD

[yona9rues]

Is that real I got scared so I poster :( below

[yona9rues]

repost this on any of shanes videos I. The next day or a man with a scream mask will cony into your house with a sledge hammer in the might and beat you up in your sleep.

[JammerBammer109]

Never mind I'm going to bed O___O

Hehe

[bunnyblue281]

My favorite Shane Dawson video <3

[robthasnob]

Repost this on any of shanes videos in the next day or a man with a scream mask will come to your house with a sledge hammer in the night and beat you in your sleep

[MicrosoftWindowsGuy]

@robthasnob

GOOD!! I hope he does come you dirt bag!

[7jackass77]

Dudeeee I miss the old Shane ;l THIS THIS STUFF. It's really funny to me. The new things that Shanes been making I'm so not into that.