Cyrus The Virus is easily the best character in this movie, just from the awesome lines that come out every time he opens his mouth. Some of them are hilarious, like this one, some of them are cool, particularly the "I despise rapists" part, some of them are chilling "the last thing your daughter will smell will be my hot stinking breath", and ALL of them are awesome.
Hmm the John Malkovich character from Con-Air should get together with the Glen Close character from Fatal Attraction and go on a bunny killing spree.
I love John Malkovich, I could listen to his voice forever, one of my favourite actors for sure, and I find him... dare I say it... hot, in this movie anyway idk...? For some reason the way he reads the letter makes me laugh every fuckin time lol.
i'm a robot heart its like in wanted the movie with angelin jolie
my whole they pissed on me shit on me and never gave me what i earned and now i'm to big too follow because in my house they back then they told me to follow and i did but they set me up and that man is going to die soon by my hands
I didN't really like this movie. I thought it was too INFLATEd/CLICHEd (= Smart even cultured/Educated criminals), handsome/SMART too Police officers, etc coZ in theUK ONLY the criminals are smart/GUTsy (the WEAKpolice are not even ARMed) but, after watching a DOCumentary (_LockDown-GANGlandS _ about the PelicanBay prison in the US) i saw AMERICAn police (even just prison GUARDs) R very smart indeed/already & the smart-too criminalsR inventive/ingenious. in UK police R shy, sad, lazy PenPUSHERs
I liked the bit where Cage, ex_Soldier hesitated before slapping (Not punching the transsexual) coZ wasN't sure it was a man or woman? The rape-avoiding scene was good too, women shouldN't be treated badly, even police/security-ladies by criminals or other men. If criminals, ALL men want FREEsex they must seek out BRIT-born women in the UK or Spain, Cyprus. They do Oral+ANAL for every1, for FREE even when they are sobber never mind drunk, drugged. Those desperate WCs take a lot of coc_kaine !
Poe is a fuckin rat goof and should've been tossed off the plane, after clearly marking R A T on his forehead! The bunny rabbit should've had it's fuckin head blown off!!
all da prisoners seem to love toys billy bedlan cant put da bunny bak in da box cyrus da damn virus wants to shoot it n garland green just takes a ken doll on board or summat lol if ur doin film studies n u studyin con air say toys is actually a theme in da film n con air is just da best film in da WORLD N NICHOLAS CAGE IS A FUKIN LEGEND
No, it's not. It's a great film, but not the greatest film ever made. You obviously have never seen The Godfather, Fight Club, Once Upon a Time in the West, The Green Mile,...
My favourite movie ever! Lost count of how many good lines there are in this movie. But that Garland Greene is....well he's a Cannibal, but he is fucking freaky! "He's got the whooole wooorld in his hands, hes got the whooole wide world" Who sings that with a little girl and when a plane is about to crash? Lol!
thats not the best scene the best scene is right after that when ever nicholas cage says im gonna show you god does exsist then he gets shot n stuff thats the best part of the whole movie
MAKE A MOVE AND THE BUNNY GETS IT AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i love that girly voice he makes, malkovich is brilliantly over the top!!! omg i love this movie, cyrus is so bad and evil i know, but hes also hysterical!
yeeah lol, that scene i just on TV for the first time and i laughed my ass off it was so funny. the movie is fully of these corny lines, but thats why i love it, it makes me laugh!!!
hahaha!!! omg!! i have loved this movie forever!! i know like every line..lol. 'make a move and the bunny gets it'.....omg!!! i laugh my ass off every time..lol
Jesus stupid youtube and your capchas! We arent bots!!
infringinator 2 weeks ago
why couldnt he just put the bunny back in the box?
infringinator 2 weeks ago
The ultimate villain of the 90s!!
elendil77 1 month ago
Is it just me, or does it seem that John Malkovich seems to involve a lot movie rolls that involve bunnies, AKA Of Mice and Men and this?
ufofan1980 2 months ago
@ufofan1980 That's two roles, not really a lot considering how many films he's been in.
ComedyRoundTheCorner 2 months ago
Halo 4,is coming out July 14
MeSpanglish 3 months ago
Me and my fiance are getting married on July 14th 2012
rachelbear26 3 months ago
If this movie was based more on Cyrus and less on Nick Cage's all-American hero needs to win the day formula - it would've been a helluva lot better.
NadiaVision 4 months ago
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I watch this movie every July 14th.
rockera316 6 months ago
Thumbs up if today is July 14
stuckon1111 6 months ago 7
i wanna see john malkovich and jack nicholson compete in a movie for bad guy superiority. Would be a close one!
trinthakias 8 months ago
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i didnt know stone cold steve austin played cyrus the virus
kurtsi2 9 months ago
4 people made a move and the bunny got it.
YoungGun66 1 year ago 24
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ibycoolboy 10 months ago
@YoungGun66 THATS CLEVER
ForcheAlex 5 months ago
Malkovich is one of the few actors who doesn't have to change his character to be good
PatThePhat1 1 year ago
Malkovich is a great psycho and bad guy actor
Halo56691 1 year ago
Cyrus The Virus is easily the best character in this movie, just from the awesome lines that come out every time he opens his mouth. Some of them are hilarious, like this one, some of them are cool, particularly the "I despise rapists" part, some of them are chilling "the last thing your daughter will smell will be my hot stinking breath", and ALL of them are awesome.
XPsychoBurgundyX 1 year ago
HAHAHAHAHA !!! Move and the bunny gets it xD !!! Nicolas Cage is a badass actor and so is virus
boxicesar 1 year ago
@zombi1978 I agree!
MetaIhead89 1 year ago
"have you lost your mind?"
"according to my last psych evaluation, yes"
MetaIhead89 1 year ago 2
oh noooo! anything but the bunny!
currymister01 1 year ago
LIKE
LegendShark 1 year ago
for me your somewhere between a cockroach and that white stuff that accumulates at the corner of your mouth when your really thirsty
ktm5194 1 year ago
i miss the 90's. what a great era of action movies, tv shows, cartoons, hell even sports!
BraunMachine05 1 year ago 3
@BraunMachine05 damn true even lifestyle, no facebook
reverend07 1 year ago
"make a move and the bunny gets it "
xD
vesperlovett 1 year ago 6
''Make a move and the bunny gets it'' Love the Virus
ShaolinPunk101 1 year ago 7
the best scene is when the cow boy guy gets shot but doesnt even move
Retlaw1995 1 year ago
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MetaIhead89 1 year ago
Hmm the John Malkovich character from Con-Air should get together with the Glen Close character from Fatal Attraction and go on a bunny killing spree.
HelloFade2 1 year ago
Thumbs up if your birthday's on July 14th like me.
adamsain1 1 year ago 8
@adamsain1 hahahaha
twitter0418 1 year ago
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frejjaroos 1 year ago
Happy bastille day!
solidkingcobra 1 year ago
I'd never seen this movie until I had my son on 14th July 2008. Everyone was like 'omg, you have a Con Air baby!!!!' I was like WTF????
bus140808 1 year ago
make a move and the bunny gets it!
kobebryantmamba 1 year ago
the virus is so badass !!
SpooKiiEE 1 year ago
I don't get it was he trying to be funny? Like was Cyrus making fun of him? Because if he was being serious than this scene is fucking bad as hell
365to173repubsPWNED 1 year ago
everybody calm down the Bunny is fine. we were hangin at the mall yesterday
BlachEcho762 1 year ago
they needed to extend this like 10 more seconds when he says "i'm gonna show you God does exist"
hamlinpm 1 year ago
I love John Malkovich, I could listen to his voice forever, one of my favourite actors for sure, and I find him... dare I say it... hot, in this movie anyway idk...? For some reason the way he reads the letter makes me laugh every fuckin time lol.
sparrow30943 1 year ago
Favourite actor :D
7SethMurrant7 1 year ago
Cyrus tha muthafuckin' Virus! Love that dude!!
NewHorrorfield 1 year ago
Are you going to kill that poor bunny? How dare you!
ElTuco84 1 year ago
con air 2 is coming!
they were filming a scene in my city Hamilton, Ontario, Canada
v1eTsOuLx 1 year ago
when are they really going to con-air and charge us for it, is it a 20 year delay
mexxxking 1 year ago
"Make a move and the bunny gets it" LMAO
willfucker 2 years ago 4
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BEST MOVIE EVER
MrBrandonRox 2 years ago
"Why Couldn't you put the bunny back in the box?"
adamsjay212 2 years ago 6
Second best line in the movie :]]]
AjQ2891 1 year ago
@AjQ2891 Lol
adamsjay212 1 year ago
i'm a robot heart its like in wanted the movie with angelin jolie
my whole they pissed on me shit on me and never gave me what i earned and now i'm to big too follow because in my house they back then they told me to follow and i did but they set me up and that man is going to die soon by my hands
freshcrasher 2 years ago
this is clearly a malkovich movie...he is soo cool in this movie..
zamboangaVillain 2 years ago 3
I mean "That's easy for you to say, You don't gotta take a piss."
KenanVideos 2 years ago
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KenanVideos 2 years ago
nic cage actually owns !! love this film
MrExTrEmEzZz 2 years ago
"What are you going to do now?!"
"I'm going to save the fucking day"
:D
"Why couldn't you put the bunny back in the box? "
IceOnFireProductionz 2 years ago 2
hehe, using the bunny as a hostage eyy
lance153 2 years ago
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Kanye West is a doofus! Check me out! I'm the Doofus Boy!
TheDoofusBoy 2 years ago
"Why couldnt you put the bunny back in the box?" is the best line !!!!!!!!
xxlordmagexx 2 years ago 4
Good old John Malkovich. Remember when he played that jewel thief?
MC320 2 years ago
MAKE A MOVE AND THE BUNNY GETS IT
hahahahahaha
syyhkyrotta 2 years ago
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I didN't really like this movie. I thought it was too INFLATEd/CLICHEd (= Smart even cultured/Educated criminals), handsome/SMART too Police officers, etc coZ in theUK ONLY the criminals are smart/GUTsy (the WEAKpolice are not even ARMed) but, after watching a DOCumentary (_LockDown-GANGlandS _ about the PelicanBay prison in the US) i saw AMERICAn police (even just prison GUARDs) R very smart indeed/already & the smart-too criminalsR inventive/ingenious. in UK police R shy, sad, lazy PenPUSHERs
KGBfbiSECUpolitia 2 years ago
my favorite scenes when cameron poes like "i'm gonna show you god does exist."
dragonslayer101010 2 years ago
Malkovich is one of the best bad guys ever!
Trotmaster15 2 years ago 61
@Trotmaster15 Somebody hasn't had the displeasure of paying money to see Jonah Hex :)
AtheistAltar 1 year ago
@Trotmaster15
THE best
JanasMarv 1 year ago
noo, the best part in the movie is: "Put the bunny back in the box". xP
Blacky778 2 years ago
i love that part too, but seriously... he's pointing a gun at a BUNNY! lol
moviekris0426 2 years ago
if you see the whole movie you understand....
djpmfl 2 years ago
cyrus the virus
hates casey poe
cgpboyz 2 years ago
Shit dude Stone Cold is a badass.
typhoonvash 2 years ago 5
Not Funny. The Part Where Cyrus Sings Oh, nothing makes me sader than the agent lost his bladder in the airplane is Funny
ohiostmarine29203 2 years ago
LMAO yea I like that one, I also laughed when he died, even though that had to suck =P
marcusf42 2 years ago
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I liked the bit where Cage, ex_Soldier hesitated before slapping (Not punching the transsexual) coZ wasN't sure it was a man or woman? The rape-avoiding scene was good too, women shouldN't be treated badly, even police/security-ladies by criminals or other men. If criminals, ALL men want FREEsex they must seek out BRIT-born women in the UK or Spain, Cyprus. They do Oral+ANAL for every1, for FREE even when they are sobber never mind drunk, drugged. Those desperate WCs take a lot of coc_kaine !
KGBfbiSECUpolitia 2 years ago
And then, about three seconds later, he uses the stuffed bunny to shield his head. Hmm.
PiratePunch47 2 years ago
Poe is a fuckin rat goof and should've been tossed off the plane, after clearly marking R A T on his forehead! The bunny rabbit should've had it's fuckin head blown off!!
Fongolitus 2 years ago
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Fongolitus 2 years ago
iv watched this film sooooo many times its a classic.......... im guna show u god duz exsist
titch077 2 years ago 4
That's my favorite line throughout the whole movie
iiAmJay123 2 years ago
mine too
rhodesdarcy 2 years ago
my favourite line: put the bunny back in the box
Blacky778 2 years ago
LOLOL
Natasha70007000 2 years ago
Threatening to blow a bunny away with a gun, LMAO!
1983Dave1983 2 years ago
he sounds so gay wen he says it
highinhollyhills 3 years ago
lol at the bunny gets it
kh1s1z 3 years ago 2
That scene is freaking halarious!
IfAtReE 3 years ago 3
malkovich is a legend
NottinghamForest22 3 years ago 7
someone should make a video compilation of all of Cyrus' scenes.
daREDspyda 3 years ago 6
LOL
make a move and the bunny gets it scene is so hilarious
SNAAAKE 3 years ago
i like the bit where the drug dealer goes cy?... and then cyrus says ...anara, then drops the fag onto the petrol. kaboom
TorontoTributes 3 years ago
lol i watched this on new years eve. its well gd
TorontoTributes 3 years ago
Make a move and the bunny gets it.
xinvinciblex 3 years ago
haha lol very funny, one of the best moments on Con Air!
Stifler699 3 years ago
what a fuckin film
john malcovich wins!
hav any u seen burn after reading?!
WIN
cunt1234cunt 3 years ago 2
LOL!!! I always loved this scene! Malkovich's voice and even his FACE are hilarious when he's reading it lol!
night524 3 years ago 4
this scene is so funny and thid film is incredible!! I love Vince Larkin.
RutellexD 3 years ago
cyrus... the bloody damned virus :]]] is the best
theprinceofsaiyans 3 years ago 6
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Mmmmm I'd do him. ^_^
99whatever99 3 years ago
That bunny was so abused in this movie. Lol.
99whatever99 3 years ago 6
hahaha, lol! Imagine, "no bunnies were mutilated in the making of this movie"
NeuroticPixieSlasher 3 years ago
all da prisoners seem to love toys billy bedlan cant put da bunny bak in da box cyrus da damn virus wants to shoot it n garland green just takes a ken doll on board or summat lol if ur doin film studies n u studyin con air say toys is actually a theme in da film n con air is just da best film in da WORLD N NICHOLAS CAGE IS A FUKIN LEGEND
nath8650 3 years ago
"bet i'll get to see some nice scenery whippin by down there................trees n stuff" fuckin awesome
nerezarga 3 years ago
why couldnt he put the bunny back in the box?
babyboyben6969 3 years ago 5
i fucking love cyrus the virus!!!
TheFagFace 3 years ago 53
NO THAT'S CLEVER!
Jimbothy 3 years ago 7
i just love the sound of john malkovich's voice!!!! hes soooo hot!!
johnterrylover 3 years ago 7
"MaKe A MoOve And The BunnY GetS ihT!!" HahaHA LoOve ThaT paRt tOo..
And LoOVe THiS MOvIe!!!:D:D
KweenJ3z 3 years ago 5
cyrus the virus!! THATS CLEVER!
XXMETAL4LIF3XX 3 years ago 2
that's so sad how he's taunting him
botroyliz 3 years ago
Awesome Movie
EverythingOrNothing5 3 years ago
cyrus fucking rocked
whitesoxfan4life 3 years ago
Poor Bunny!
OnAngelWings 3 years ago
great movie ever
MCHEAIB2008 3 years ago 2
no, seriously though, this is the greatest film ever made
mreldude 3 years ago 6
No, it's not. It's a great film, but not the greatest film ever made. You obviously have never seen The Godfather, Fight Club, Once Upon a Time in the West, The Green Mile,...
LightStijn 3 years ago
Fight Club is unbelievably overrated. No joke. Godfather is also to a degree.
dasbobert 3 years ago
lol
MCHEAIB2008 3 years ago 3
I FREAKN LOVE THIS FILM
my fav of all time haha x
blueygit07 3 years ago 5
My favourite movie ever! Lost count of how many good lines there are in this movie. But that Garland Greene is....well he's a Cannibal, but he is fucking freaky! "He's got the whooole wooorld in his hands, hes got the whooole wide world" Who sings that with a little girl and when a plane is about to crash? Lol!
Darkjustice07 3 years ago 2
make a move and the bunny gets it.
freshkidV 3 years ago 5
Cyrus Rocked
Shervanian 3 years ago 3
haha going out here
barthoedemaker 3 years ago
thats not the best scene the best scene is right after that when ever nicholas cage says im gonna show you god does exsist then he gets shot n stuff thats the best part of the whole movie
JamesPoision123 3 years ago
dummy its john malckonvich
snautrocket 3 years ago
best quote
["Sweet Home Alabama" plays in background]
Garland Greene: Define irony: a bunch of idiots dancing around on a plane to a song made famous by a band that died in a plane crash.
alexcarp22 3 years ago 7
john cusack is my hero
OASIS7696 4 years ago
he own this movie
OASIS7696 4 years ago 4
my gym teaher from elemetary school
OASIS7696 4 years ago 2
I wanna meet your teacher:)
Carmen1221 4 years ago 2
john malkovich looks like....
OASIS7696 4 years ago
this is the best show
BEJAN92 4 years ago 2
gotta love this part man
OASIS7696 4 years ago
all of the prisoners teeth are yellow and shit
OASIS7696 4 years ago
no!!! thats clever
OASIS7696 4 years ago
purple and black and shit
OASIS7696 4 years ago
johns teeth are rotting
OASIS7696 4 years ago
LMAO
OASIS7696 4 years ago
MAKE A MOVE AND THE BUNNY GETS IT AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i love that girly voice he makes, malkovich is brilliantly over the top!!! omg i love this movie, cyrus is so bad and evil i know, but hes also hysterical!
burtonrules123 4 years ago
ROCKSTAR GAMES PRESENTS:CON AIR
OASIS7696 4 years ago
RATED M FOR MATURE
OASIS7696 4 years ago
ROCKSTAR GAMES
OASIS7696 4 years ago
THAT WOULD BE COOL!!!
OASIS7696 4 years ago
I WISH THEY MAKE A VIDEO GAME OF THIS
OASIS7696 4 years ago
MY DADDY IS COMING ON JULY 14 HAHAHA LOL
OASIS7696 4 years ago
I LOVE THIS PART TOO HAHAHA
OASIS7696 4 years ago
THIS MOVIE IS AWESOME THAN SPEED
OASIS7696 4 years ago
that was funny "make a move and the bunny gets it"
bebexfefe 4 years ago
im the waste management
arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhr see my page
chefadong 4 years ago
please post the "CY-ANARA" scene.
willforgo 4 years ago 2
yeeah lol, that scene i just on TV for the first time and i laughed my ass off it was so funny. the movie is fully of these corny lines, but thats why i love it, it makes me laugh!!!
burtonrules123 4 years ago 2
john malkovich is the best villain of ALL THE TIME
rw221192 4 years ago 4
best movie ever<3
elinexcore 4 years ago 5
MAKE A MOVE AND THE BUNNY GETS IT.
mattnewman47 4 years ago 5
who is that bald guy? he rocks.
sanjak 4 years ago 2
John Malcovich :)
LoyalPadme 4 years ago 5
Please. Have you anyone film Con Air??Write: icq:234 146 975 or skype: ladunka333. Sorry for my english, but I from the Czech Republic.
Ladagajda 4 years ago
i want the video when cyrus says to jonny 23 if ur d*ck jumps out of ur pants you jump out of this plane :(
johnterrylover 4 years ago
so con air is set on July 14th........now that's clever.
BINMAV 4 years ago
the bunny survives, for anyone who hasn't seen the movie.
nic cage gives the bunny to the little girl at the end, but oh horror, it nearly goes down a drain in las vegas.
BINMAV 4 years ago
love that theme to con air. do do do .. do do do doo
YippieKiYey 4 years ago
hahaha!!! omg!! i have loved this movie forever!! i know like every line..lol. 'make a move and the bunny gets it'.....omg!!! i laugh my ass off every time..lol
razrbladefaerie 4 years ago
John Malkovich is the best,forever!!!;)
mjfreaklove 4 years ago
dude after that nicolas cage walks up to him then he shoots nicolas cage in the arm doesnt even flinch
screagle102 4 years ago
make a move and the bunny gets it! lol thx for posting
a scene from my favorite movie
Brando997 4 years ago
i would of kicked his butt!
typeofreak1532 4 years ago
Lmfao put the bunny back in the box!!! 5 stars and favorited thanks for a laugh. :D
MagnetoProfessorX 4 years ago