America versus Canada for World Domination

[xXxLadYDimeZxXx]

LOL I am a South Asian, and personally i like living in Canada than US! i have been livin in Calgary, Florida,Montreal, New York, Vancouver now i am living in Toronto. So if u ask me i would probably choose either Montreal, Vancouver or Toronto, and i personally love working with Canadians, they are really friendly and you will rarely find any haters unlike in US! Whenever i visit Sri Lanka for my uni summer holidays, i miss Canada and the Winter!!

[TrueBlueCanuck]

i have just one question for you.WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT YOU FUCKING RETARD,WERE YOU JUST MAKING FUN OF CANADA YOU FUCKING BASTARD,ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY THAT CANADIANS ARE WIMPS?

[xSargentAlx]

@TrueBlueCanuck no hes saying americans are dumb and agressive =)

[TrueBlueCanuck]

@xSargentAlx ok whatever

[TheDarceChoke]

Lived in L.A, and Vancouver i must say VANCOVER FTW tomany fags in America. Also lived in Mexico would much rather live there over L.A haha!

[99hockeynhl]

0:51 lol

[123456789099451]

FACT!!!!!!!!!

CANADA IS IN THE TOP 5 PLACES BEST TO LIVE :)!

[Grunt922]

@123456789099451 kay. im still not living there.

[retartedmorron]

@Bound4War too bad that war didn't even cost 50 billion dollars you dumbass

[retartedmorron]

@SSJSampson i don't like hollywood either

[retartedmorron]

@Lucasayshi canada couldn't have a goal. it didn't exist

[retartedmorron]

@daltonbeebe the British military burned down the white house stupid

[retartedmorron]

@fiyahballz once again. CANADA DID NOT EXIST IN 1812. GREAT BRITAIN AND THE UNITED STATES FOUGHT EACH OTHER IN THE WAR OF 1812 AND CAME TO A TIE.

[snyper269]

@retartedmorron britiain kicks ass :D i'd like to be british instead of mex/american i want a cool accent :p

[thaaran11]

@retartedmorron Actually Jacques Cartier named our land (Canada) ,Canada in 1535 the British called it north Canada and south Canada and,The British hired some locals to fight along with the British army the locals were called Canadians *Textbook win* even though Canada wasn't a official country until 1867, it was called Canada since 1535.

[retartedmorron]

@AvalancheMiek again false. the EU is and economic alliance not a rival political entity to the US. America and canada have never fought each other in a war.

[retartedmorron]

@AvalancheMiek canada wasn't involved because canada didn't exist

[retartedmorron]

@98monkey1 way to compare the worst city in the first world right now (Detroit) to any other city

[retartedmorron]

@snipeefox no canada didn't exist stupid.

[retartedmorron]

@CMNoobslayer canada didn't exist in 1812 stupid. better education my ass

[retartedmorron]

@Jecoo1 IRAQ HAS VERY LITTLE OIL AND 20 YEARS AGO IRAQ INVADED KUWAIT FOR OIL YOU DUMB ASSHOLE.

[retartedmorron]

@Jecoo1 they thought of The United States of America, Great Britain (or the British Empire), and The Union of Soviet Socialist Republics. Hitler didn't have nightmares about big bad canada coming, if they existed they were about the three nations listed above.

[retartedmorron]

@Jecoo1 what wars has canada fought? WWII and that's it. 1-0 doesn't make you great stupid

[retartedmorron]

@Jecoo1

1.) canada didn't exist in 1812

2.) that is totally irrevelevant

3.) that is not a good thing

[retartedmorron]

@kalishnikov2 china. i guarantee it is really china and it's probably the same for canada

[retartedmorron]

@Kilby6969 people have the same ammount of brain cells you inbred retard

[retartedmorron]

@reVerse22productions

1.) most of America has all four seasons

2.) canada fills ina small supporting role in wars neither starting nor finishing

3.) canada wasn't a country in 1812 it was still ruled entirely by Great Britain

4.) The British Royal Navy and Army burned down the whitehouse not canadians (who didn't even exist at the time)

all that i just said is true. look it up.

[retartedmorron]

@iwatchmassvideo which i hate about our country. we need to stop interfering like we do and stop giving people money so they realize what we do for them

[retartedmorron]

@ispeakgibberish that is also false. what vital thing does canada trade to america that would destroy us at all?

[retartedmorron]

@ispeakgibberish the US gave canada its the technology it uses for its military

[retartedmorron]

@98monkey1 canada wasn't a country and neither side won or lost.

[retartedmorron]

@MX91 there are third world countries with a shitload of resources (india) so that is just wrong

[retartedmorron]

@crikkyy did you really just say that there is no murder in canada? you dumbass

[crikkyy]

@retartedmorron Did I say there was no murder? There is about 117 murders in Canada a year. In america it is over 11 000 a year. Dumbass.

[retartedmorron]

@crikkyy you kinda did. you also act as though our populations are anywhere close to each other (300 vs 30 million) and that we share a border with mexico which is in a massive free for all drug war between cartels and the mexican government and it has spilled over into America.

[crikkyy]

@retartedmorron If I were to times 30 by 10. it would get to 300. If I were to times 117 by 10, I would get 1170. You still get 10000 murders more than Canada a year. Oh, and there is barely a drug war in America. Only a couple hundred people die in a drug war in America each year.

[mrfwest]

@crikkyy  90% of all murders in American is drug related

[Grunt922]

@mrfwest LOL that shows how fucking stupid you are. show me the evidence. show me a poll, show me a newspaper that has the words "90 % of all murders are drug related" maybe in a poverty stricken city like detroit where its only drug deals and bangers. there are no drug dealers or bangers where i live because they get shot for trying to sell drugs to our kids. thank you for the laugh though!

[mrfwest]

@Grunt922 where do you think most murder happen? in a poverty stricken city like Detroit? or rich suburbs like yours?

[Grunt922]

@mrfwest im far from being in a rich suburb. my family has plenty of money, combine our household makes 300$ an hour, but we choose not to wave it around. and most murder happens in the cities that have ban guns. like washington DC, 100% gun ban, and the highest crime rate in the united states. chicago has strict gun laws, its in the top 5 highest crime rate. LA has one of the highest crime rates and it has very heavy gun resrictions.

[mrfwest]

@Grunt922 i love the 2nd amendment but the highest rates of gun violence are in states with the weaker gun laws. Louisiana has the 3rd weakest gun laws in the US but new Orleans ( a city in Louisiana ) has the highest murder rate by far.

( 300 a hour) x ( 8 hours a day) = 2400 x ( 5 days a week ) = 12000 x ( 52 weeks ) = 624000. its safe to say you live in a rich suburb.... must be nice

[Grunt922]

@mrfwest ok im not trying to be insulting in this comment but wow. thats is way the fuck off. there are only 11,000 murders in the united states every year. and thats every murdered with every kind of weapon. and no sorry the highest crime rated are gun controlled areas. EVERYONE here owns a gun, i personally own 9 guns and theres 0 home invasions. 0 murders. 0 robberies. 0 rapes. i live in a city of 23,000 people and there is almost no crime and every one owns at least 1 gun.

[mrfwest]

@Grunt922 majority of the murder in new Orleans are gun related and they have weak gun laws. you cant assume that has anything to do with gun laws

[Grunt922]

@mrfwest new orleans has been lawless since hurricane katrina caused what is shtf or WROL which is without rule of law. and you cant believe what ever you want, but more guns = less crime. thats just common sense. if criminals are scared of you and know you have a gun they arent going to invade your home. theyll think twice. some will still do it, and that is when you defend yourself. i will always bear arms, i will always defend the constitution, and i will always defend my country.

[mrfwest]

@Grunt922 no, that just isn't true. new Orleans was lawless years before Katrina. more guns do not equal less violence. less guns do not equal less violence. defending your country and defending the constitution has nothing to do with it.

you are really missing the point here.... i also think your being brain washed

[Grunt922]

@mrfwest brain washed by who?! im one of the most rebellious people you'll ever meet, trust me . you cant get me to do anything unless im willing to.

[turtleinahat]

@Grunt922 i picture you as a fat ass sitting behind his key board

[Grunt922]

@turtleinahat check out my channel. far from fat, 6feet tall and 170lbs.

[KingGoose24]

@crikkyy In Canada we kill for the victory and take no hostages. I will eat your liver with a nice red wine and some mashed potatoes

[retartedmorron]

@LinkBulletBill um yeah all men go to the military in switzerland for basic training and keep their gun. and yes we do need guns or we are powerless to defend our rights

[retartedmorron]

@LinkBulletBill this is because global warming is untrue.

[retartedmorron]

@Jskelington1993 have you ever heard of the drug wars? marijuana is definately not about peace. free healthcare has nothing to do with peace either. fewer LEGAL firearms does not mean peaceful in fact it is quite the opposite. despite what you may think when an american cuty attempts to ban or severely restrict legal firearms crime shoots up because CRIMINALS GET ILLEGAL FIREARMS and don't follow the law in the first place.

[retartedmorron]

@LinkBulletBill you mean debt? there are insurance companies that pay for medical bills so many americans can avoid being in debt because of medical expenses

[retartedmorron]

@Semir313 any american who truly supports obama is not american

[retartedmorron]

@gobombers85stegall "it's all rascism, even though your'e not descriminating against a race." that is perhaps the dumbest thing i have ever read in my life. excuse me while i post it on facebook so people can laugh at your stupid ass.

[gobombers85stegall]

@retartedmorron Taking words out of context ftw.

[retartedmorron]

@Behrion actually canada wasn't a country and neither Great Britain or America won/lost. it was two years of stalemate then peace build up of friendship.

[retartedmorron]

@De5928 there is no "native americans" because all people had to migrate from africa and eurasia to the americas.

[retartedmorron]

@gobombers85stegall the mississippi watershed and the Great Lakes.

[retartedmorron]

@Bestet2001 you know that the people who use guns for robberies and other crimes use them illegally and that every statistic out there shows that when legal guns are banned crime shoots up? and if the benefits of all outweigh the greed of the few (a completely socialist statement) then how can you be proud to be canadian??? isn't it all about the many?? your population makes up like 0.5% of the world population so way to be a hypocrite

[retartedmorron]

@HARPOWORKS im pretty sure our largest trading partner is china sadly, i would much prefer it to be canada until of course canada becomes part of america that is.....

[devio123]

@retartedmorron which it wont you stunned fuck

[SuperDEVILDOG2011]

Its amazing how they have a fat dude to be america when america is the 5th over wight country in the world and by the way canada is the 3rd fatest country in the world and im sorry that canada is a place were pussys live and smoke weed and huge trees all day long

[Gakupo777]

Thumbs up if Hetalia brought you here

[USAdude30]

0:42>I do :)

[joker52mlb]

@kazoopilot Valid point! That still doesn't expain how Americans have achieved so much more. I'm not jingoistic, but we should never, ever be compared to Canada based on merit. For their sake... And so we can look more sympathetic. The world view seems to be that we are lacking in that aspect.

[xoXmusicislifeeXox]

Ahahaha, I think this is cute :)

[snowboarder1019]

0:04 to 0:08 pretty accurate..

[joker52mlb]

I really don't have any problems with Canadians. It's when some of you generalize people, and remain pretentious to your nonexistent greatness. That's when you piss off the average joe American. He's an ingorant fellow, but comes from a country that has achieved far much more than yours. What do you expect him to do when you give him shit like this? I don't like nationalistic dick-measuring competitions. But it seems all of your criticisms are cliche, redundant and achive nothing. Morons.

[snowboarder1019]

@joker52mlb how has the usa acheived more than Canada??

[joker52mlb]

@snowboarder1019 If you're speaking of the appearance of the American, that's not accurate where I'm from. That's exactly what I was talking about. Some of you guys are so quick to generalize that we're all fat assholes. It's a country of 300 million plus. Any generalization of such a diverse people, living in such a diverse landscape is kind of pathetic. How have we achieved more? (LOL)... Please tell me you're being satirical or some shit dude.

[snowboarder1019]

@joker52mlb lolololol calm down.. i wasnt even genralizing i only asked how has the us acheived more than canada

[joker52mlb]

@snowboarder1019 I was referring to your comment below the one i responded to. I didn't know exactly what you were referring to when you said "0:04 to 0:08 pretty accurate.." But it sounded like you were generalizing. How has they U.S. Achieved more? I'd say aside from a shitload of inventions, (75-90 %) of the modern technology used by everyone daily and it's predecessors. Amongst a many, many many more things, the whole moon landing thing was kind of a big deal, you know.

[snowboarder1019]

@joker52mlb We have the same things when u get we get it . 75 to 90% ...no i think your thinking of japan who makes it then ships it to the usa. The moon landing yea u have one there

[joker52mlb]

@snowboarder1019 What? I wasn't saying Canadians don't have the same "things". Shit happens, people have outsourced our jobs; mostly to China, various other parts to south east Asia, and India (not japan for the most part) We used to manufacture most things as well (remember when you could buy cheep tools and toys for kids didn't suck?). Just like Alot of Jobs from Canada get outsourced. But that's irelevant, I'm talking about who invented it, who created all that shit?

[joker52mlb]

@snowboarder1019 Aside from the whole modern computer system, and the internet, Americans have created or invented many, many more things and changed the world like no other people from any other nation has. Just research it dude. Are you really saying that the whole of America, our people, our history, our military, and our government Has not achived more than Canada has? Is that what you're really disputing with me? You can't be fucking serious man.

[joker52mlb]

@snowboarder1019 Now, i'm not puting Canada down or anything. I don't want you to get that impression. Many people from your country have done nothing but bust their ass and achieve as well. Canadians have contributed much to the west and to the world. We base alot of things from each other as well. It's just when you generalize about us that pisses us off, then yea, it all goes back to my first comment. lol

[snowboarder1019]

@joker52mlb I wasnt generalizing but ok ,good day to you sir

[retartedmorron]

@snowboarder1019 well, the moon landing, radio, atomic theory, the atomic bomb, the assembly line, air planes, and computers are a few american inventions

[Swidhelm]

@retartedmorron Point of interest. First patent for wireless radio transmitter belonged to a Croatian Nikola Tesla, and his competitor, an Italian named Guglielmo Marconi. The Atomic Bomb was developed across 30 different sites (America, Canada and UK), involved 30,000 people, was kicked off by Einstein. Joint effort I'd say. Computer well, lots to contribute there. Konrad Zuse (German) Turing (British), John Vincent Ansoff (Bulgarian) amongst others, Americans as well. Atomic Theory? Really?

[bruinfan1234]

Canada sucks. your contry sucks. Fuck with america and we will destroy you.

[Ironriot11]

@bruinfan1234 umm...no it not that simple, while your country pisses every other country off mine is making friends Canada is very good at that as we are peace-keepers, so if it boiled down to all out war Canada can hold its own, then we have Belgium, France, Denmark, Italy, U.K. ect. as allies and mexico would most likely push the border when you military is distracted, not to mention reprocutions from wars in asia and the middle east. You just have an old alliance with spain.

[bruinfan1234]

@Ironriot11 congrats, their our allies to artard. BTW: It there was a war, wtf would mexico do? They have their own probloms. All of your/our allies would stay away, we would pull out of the wars/conflicts were in, then Destroy you, take your oil, and leave you like the little BITCH that your contry is known for. And in case you didn't understand, just put EH At the end of every sentence.

[classicmusic05]

@bruinfan1234 Canada is a better place to live in that the states, oh btw you have a national debt of trillions of dollars...

[SuperDEVILDOG2011]

@classicmusic05 So what what nation wants there money back they wont stand up to the US what country will canada hahaha you must be fucking joking go huge a tree you faggot.GOD BLESS THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA.

[classicmusic05]

@SuperDEVILDOG2011 if you don't think a country can stand up for this money then that just shows how ignorant you are about world economy. 144 trillion dollars is not something you can just ignore, eventually someone will have to deal with it, until then have fun looking for a low paying job.

[mrfwest]

@classicmusic05 America gdp is alot bigger than Canada's, 14 trillion is alot but its about the same as the gdp. its still alot but thats like canada owning 1.34 trillion dollars.

by the way most of that money America owes to itself, it confusing but true

[mufc4everch]

@bruinfan1234 And that's a good proof as any as to why Canada>America

[morten22pro]

amiricans have a 8.7% higher death rate than canada

thank god im canadian

go over here for proof :unitednorthamerica. org/simdiff.htm

[pijef]

@morten22pro

Ehu, erumm, America is granted with more fattening foods than Canada, and sorry to bring the truth up, canada has a obesity rate of 56.00% when America has 61.

[Jvmco124]

@pijef true but you ave a population of 34 million compared to Americas 300 million so thats pretty bad too

[Pimpful97]

Awws, are Canadians really insecure? SO CUTE. *shot by Canadians... but since I'm American and I don't have insurance or free healthcare... -dead-*

I love Canadians like my best friend loves asians.

[retartedmorron]

@Pimpful97 not understanding how waiting for a doctor for days (canada's system) is better than getting into the emergency room as soon as you get to the hospital (America's system (before obamacare)

[hefferama]

HAHA. As a Canadian, totally love this. We kind of are like that, eh?

[mrfwest]

as a american........i thank canada for this funny comercial but it dosent say alot about canadian people

[filip36365]

USA #1 WOOT. WE DONT APPOLOGIZE AND WE HAVE A PIECE OF FREEDOM....A DESERT EAGLE.

[NorthstarXXXI]

i like how the american is fat and a redneck...and a chargers fan

could we maybe use less stereotypes and a different team?

LOL im just kidding...i dont mind the stereotypes

lol

[theBacklash4]

@NorthstarXXXI how is he a redneck? trust me he isnt a redneck lol, im surprised the canadian wasnt in plaid with a axe :) hit the spot with the insecure and dead part XD

[NorthstarXXXI]

@theBacklash4

he seamed more redneckesq the first time i watched it :P

[batmanpronz]

I love USA. I was born in this piece of shit Ice tomb and would give my left nut to be an american.

[Ironriot11]

@batmanpronz you did not just call Canada a piece of shit ice tomb. I will fucking kill u and eat your firstborn child!

[batmanpronz]

@Ironriot11

1. Yes I did.

2. Good luck finding me.

3. I have had a vasectomy and therefore have no children.

[convictor11]

rofl this is so true lmfao

[XxxSakura101]

LOL!!!!

btw to the assholes...shad-up ;))

[Tryhard341]

I love how hes from the south

[Kirboshi]

this makes me sad

cause america is not like this

[fireflygirl246]

@Kirboshi most Canadians realize this, when ever i have visited the USA I have always have meet nice people, not the stereotype of Americans. What happens when you let your crazies speak louder then you do. From the outside you look like gun loving rednecks, or greedy business men. for the inside you look like good honest hard working people just trying to live there lives. You guys really need to start caring about your image in the world.

[NorthstarXXXI]

@fireflygirl246

well said

[trushbetold]

@pillowbugg lmfao you clearly know nothing about canadian politics. lets see if i can sum this up for you. "the Office of the Governor General, requires the unanimous consent of each provincial legislature as well as the federal parliament." - "acting within the principles of parliamentary democracy and responsible government as a guarantor of continuous and stable governance and as a nonpartisan safeguard against the abuse of power.", sounds like something america could use if you ask me.

[paradox10000]

lol , lol , ... to fog0death 's comment ... its a pitty we dont run on war mongering cause a war is comming against us and we are not ready at all and its a war in the artic that will determine the next supper power

[pillowbugg]

At least we own our property in America...Canadians still give their allegence to some fat old nag living in another country~ who owns THIER land....PUSSIES....LOL!

[GamerTerminator]

@pillowbugg You just might be more retarded than this video..

[pillowbugg]

@GamerTerminator Really? Who is a secretary general in your country? Oh!, that's right...someone the queen appoints in canada that must approve ANY laws that canadians want to pass......LOL! yeah, what a bunch of pussies!

[MsColdCanada]

@pillowbugg

I wonder if the people in Guam who you maintain as a territory and won't grant the commonwealth status they seek, like Puerto Rico has, call you names for being their "masters".

[pillowbugg]

@MsColdCanada I don't know and I don't really care.  Why don't you ask them? Is your allegence to britian or to their queen?

[MsColdCanada]

@pillowbugg

It's to His Excellency the Right Honourable David Johnston of course! (terribly sorry for dragging you into this Dave, pardon)

The UK luvs all its Common Wealth children ;) You don't care about yours? How sad. You'll make them cry.

[TheMedic224]

Canada is so awesome, that we didn't know that we had world domination in our hands already.

[dragonfighter4171]

Mmmmm what canada war. That doesn't withus US.

[EmilyVanished]

the music in the background sounds like its from the Sims video games.

[viper10011]

lol i find it funny that everyone is bitching about guns when 1/5 canadian own one lol. vs americas 1/4 oh so differnt people. Im canadian and I own 8 lol

[SuperMicklovin]

@viper10011 4 hunting right well if so thats a reason americans just have big guns 2 make up 4 there small peanuses and there afraid black people r gonna try 2 kill them. idiots.

[retartedmorron]

@SuperMicklovin way to bring up penises randomly for no apparent reason (other than your attraction to having them up your ass) and after spelling it wrong call other people idiots.

[miamad]

Americans do things like explore the heavens. They explore other planets and moons and outer space. Canadians do things like make maple candy and moose hats. I am not american, but I wish I was.

[PANDAdrinking]

funny thing is, both countries have people like this - Canada and America are more alike than any other 2 countries in the world

[manamewuzstoled]

@PANDAdrinking *cries* WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!?­???? i kid i kid, some Americans are quite nice......

[XneonpussyX]

Aww its ok. The Canadian guy is way better looking and even though he got shot, he`s still gonna live longer than that fat American.

[pele17]

America might be cocky and arrogant but Canada is equivalent to that type of person that goes around bragging how humble they are lol thats not being humble

[v3ntulus]

@pele17

So in other words "America might be cocky and arrogant, but Canada is cocky and arrogant"? Do you people even read your comments before posting them?

[servitor]

Americans were created to keep canadians entertainted by all your wild antics :)

[bagoverthehead]

whoa whoa whoa

how dare you put a charger jersey int his video

the sacredness of the powder blue shall not be defamed

[GodKnight720]

this portrays america totally wrong, were not all dumbass red-necks.

[extremestudios10]

Wow its funny canadains putting hate comments on an amercian site and getting mad about this parody lol so they made fun of USA too i dnt get Mad Lol Its a parody its not true lol.

[RetardProductions96]

if canada and america were people, america would go drinking with canda. Then america would get wasted and would want to fight that guy with the turban

.Canada wouldn`t want to but america would pressure canada till he did, then canada and america would go kick the middle east....oops the guy with the turbans ass.

[Ryangoddard9]

canadains arnt afraid to speak up we just dont speak with guns like certain other countries

[TheBeatlesCom]

@Ryangoddard9 Lol. Yes everyone in America is fat talks like a redneck and carrys guns. Wow your sterotypes are just plain idiotic.

[Ryangoddard9]

@TheBeatlesCom wow im steriotyping americans well i say certain countries carry guns around u yourself automaticly include u.s in that

[Kirboshi]

@Ryangoddard9 You are a dumb ass we speak up they don't listen

[Tylar5396]

@Ryangoddard9 It's just because you're stupid pussies :)

[retartedmorron]

@Ryangoddard9 you don't speak with guns because you would get your ass kicked up to your stomach

[Ryangoddard9]

@retartedmorron Ur aware that the american military uses tones upon tones of Canadian resources for its military especially the uranium in its atomic weapons which is almost all from Canada

[literalnoise]

Heyheyhey. People. The epic battle between these two is supposed to take place in the VIDEO. Not the comments section. :) Why waste your time?

[CrawlingCoconut]

umm america already won lol canada has no chance lol

[slimshadybaby4]

@CrawlingCoconut thats cause americans make too many babies so obvioustly canada cant win, cause theres less of them.

[slimshadybaby4]

go canada

[CANADASOCCERMAN13]

i know why america hates canada cuz their jelous about that we are better go CANADA

[albania614]

dude canada has a really good army. use it pussies

[fog0death]

Canada doesn't need world domination, our country doesn't run on war-mongering.

[r2d23678]

@fog0death b/c Canadians are pussy

[coolcracer]

@fog0death i agree but if we wanted to we could get all the people who like us witch is everyone but america to go kik americas ass but were nice clam peacful people so it whont come to that. hopefully for there sake cause no one would help them.

[TheBeatlesCom]

@coolcracer Witch? Lol. yes your very smart. yeah im sure. I have many friends in UK. and a few in France. And they tell me they like America. Your like every other Canadian. Judging countrys like one person, Insted of individual people. America has Steven hawkings. Genious? Yes. America has Larry the cable guy. Redneck? Yes. But you Canadian's seem to think "Oh America the fat stupid redneck country" When infact not even our Presidents have been fat. Your sterotypes are just beyond stupid.

[v3ntulus]

@TheBeatlesCom

Ironic that you complain about one Canadian stereotyping all other countries and then you turn around and stereotype Canadians. You're precisely guilty of what you accuse others of. I'm a Canadian and not like that at all, you hypocritical ass.

[Jvmco124]

@coolcracer Dude people would help the USA if only because the USA's a superpower and the fact that the USA is being invaded for no reason would be scorned by other countries

[retartedmorron]

@fog0death your country can't acheive world domination and would lose in war due to your being directly related to the french (surrendered in BOTH world wars) and if it weren't for america you wouldn't be a country anyways so quit your bitching

[ThatDankGuy]

wow you suck

[badge717]

Canada is only good for two things, Beer and BullShit...... Lots and LOTS of Bullshit!

[slimshadybaby4]

@badge717 its good for hot girls, making the us jealous, marijuana, bagels and lots lots lots lots more

[Zukouh]

@slimshadybaby4

Canadian girls are ugly. Russian girls are much better looking.

[mrryencoke]

@Zukouh Is that why your selling them to us?

[slimshadybaby4]

@Zukouh dont ask me, ask the statistics.. its well known that canadian girls are pretty, so fuck you.

[coreyfication]

lol i like the youve got free health care at the end (:

[AzianConnection1]

@emersonthepimp Jealous little canuck?

[Saphirechevy]

HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHGAHA!!! HILARIOUS!!!!!! (sorry)

[CORNinfestedP00]

Well I sure as hell like our mariJuawna....and im sure your jealous of our healthcare.

[OceanCitySurfReport]

CHARGERS!!!!!!!!

[jhborden]

i'm canadian but I think it's great we hate on eachother it's all fun and games but on the border alot families live in both countries so wtf eh?

[Blademaster865]

LOL, this was funny thank you

[zcutbait]

Go chargers

[yahooizzle]

obviously the fat one was america

[r2d23678]

@yahooizzle obviously the faggot looking one is canaduhh.

[6oobs]

@r2d23678 and the one who can't spell is u

[r2d23678]

@6oobs "u", oh the irony.

[6oobs]

@r2d23678 u can do that, on the internet

[r2d23678]

@6oobs "you can do that on the internet" take out the comma and fix your spelling :)