Holy Water Dispenser

[tubofbologna]

i guess they never heard of washing their hands before they eat

[Jellytesttube]

water

[thrilmaster]

whats exactly is holy water anyways is it water or a different liquid?

[tubofbologna]

@thrilmaster  water blessed by a priest

[N1NJ4xN4T10N]

...or you could go to the bathroom and turn on a sink...

[hfiz1]

fool church

[FR3DisGAY]

holy water was never designed to fight diseases. it was only used to be clean of evil and to remember your baptism

[MrCominskie]

Holy Water does absolutely nothing. The catholic church is a bunch of lies and superstitions and I feel bad for those who are so deceived by it that theyd follow it straight to Hell. Praise God and Praise the Lord Jesus Christ. Praise God for His Word, The Holy Bible the source of truth. Down with the Pope and Catholocism and all its lies.

[TehAwesomishdude]

soon beer will be flowing out of it

[drhesslen]

@TehAwesomishdude that was inappropriate. shame †. wait till jesus asks you about that at heavens door ^.^

[TehAwesomishdude]

@drhesslen i do not believe good sir.

[randomvideowatcher]

How does the church make holy water? They boil the hell out of it. At first people wondered water they doing?

[krkr333]

I want to import that

[krkr333]

I want that

[cathofaithdef]

wow, that's nice, keep up with the innovations, blessed be the Catholic church.

[Gamespot25]

@cathofaithdef fucking tab water xD

[dee1195]

ps whats with the hick music

[dee1195]

hm at first I thought the holy water dispenser was to healz the sick ppl

and I was all like

ever heard of holy hand sanitizer?

lol

[supladito]

soon... that dispenser will have a coin slot...

[kary213]

haha I like that~ hilarious

[amazone8909]

Mmh... water...

[ZeroZ06]

if it was truly "holy" water, it would not be germ ridden and it would be able to heal people

instead, it's just a small pool of dirty water everyone washes their hands in

[xDAznKidxD]

Holy Water = Tap Water, thats why im atheist.

[g3nov3s3]

umm...no it's not, holy water can cure lots of diseases.

[xDAznKidxD]

@g3nov3s3 w/e holy waters tap water, lmao, i shower in holy water

[EricZombie]

@g3nov3s3

umm... no, it can't. Placebos can cure a lot of diseases, because you convince yourself you'll get healed. Try using holy water on an amputee.

[ti3nt]

congrats on feeling the need to annouce it to the world to make yourself feel like a smarter person.

[molotov47]

Back in my country we still do it the ancient way. Flu or not, the method this priest has introduced is quite good.

[theteacher010]

too ba dthe holy water doesnt cure the disease thats in every christians brain

[Chapels]

@theteacher010

Well, that's just you're opinion. People are free to believe or not to. And who are we to judge that? Particularly, who are we to say it's a "disease"? That's not polite at all. In fact, it is quite rude.

[cooleb]

you guys only usev scientists for facts your a fucking moron go check in lebnon mar charbel's grace his body has been dug since 150 years and his body is still the same and he is bleeding still. coe and show me sceintific explanations for this matter please

BITCH

[kary213]

@cooleb

I respect all religion because religions are a way of finding answers and most of the time it gives strength to the believer. but if your religion is so great funny how ppl like you came about.

[ChradiX]

people you don't get the point....usually the water is in a bowl where everyone put their germy hands in so now they don't have to touch the infected water....

[TheRebellionMaster]

Yeah, precisely this.

Oh well, any video which mentions Christianity will automatically be raided by Atheist tossers. Come on guys, tolerance, I'm sure you heard the word.

[G3org3Master]

They are using the products of science, with their 'God' and without modern science they would die.

[Chapels]

@G3org3Master

But modern science hasn't always existed. The belief in God(s) has. That didn't make anyone die in the way you described. Be that as it may, science and religion are not incompatible: they are complementary.

[G3org3Master]

@Chapels

The belief in God(s) hasnt always been with us, we used to just try to survive, but with civilisations come socialness and because we are naturally superstitious religion comes in.

They used to die at about 30 years old because of bad water, bad cooking ll because of not understanding, also no toothpaste so peoples teeth would just rot. etc etc

[cooleb]

your so stupid were did u get that information? dubass

[xXjOmAmMaXx]

you can still get the flu "holy water" or not

[lucasadverse]

penis

[jakegambino]

omg there should b an iphone/android app for this!!! then all of the hardcore Christians could b free of germs...ROFL

[molewizard]

That water sure is holy, protecting them from all those diseases. It's almost like it actually has a use!

[boycottgaza]

yeah ..you can drink it for free !!

[CRACOVIA1515]

Be respectful.

[molewizard]

Of what??

[JoonyMilsom]

Squirting on people in a catholic church? Since when has that been a problem?

[Blaqoon]

fail much?

[super1commenter]

win? fail?

[Betillo555]

In the near future confessionals will have an AI bot answering you and it will be secretly connected to the CIA.

[brettwiggles]

paranoid little douchebag

[dfan]

It's almost 2010 and people are still trying to pray viruses away? Lol.

[brettwiggles]

idiot, the holy water doesnt prevent viruses/sicknesses. it used to be that people would dip their hands in the same holy water bowls, and that could spread sicknesses. with this, nobody is touching eachothers bacteria.

[johnmp5]

and to think we were all wasting our time with flu vaccines when unbeknownst to me, people could just put holy water on themselves.

[DarksporkLeader]

I think you misunderstand the purpose of the invention. Most Catholic churches have bowls of holy water placed near the entrances. It is common for parishioners to dip their right hand into the water and make the sign of the cross. This invention replaces the bowl, so that people aren't dipping their hands into a bowl that everyone else's hands have been in already.

[johnmp5]

i was commenting in more general terms with holy water itself and how they said it would protect them from the flu. im not sure whythey really get a comfort in the ritual when they could just do the cross thing without the water. im aware that the parishioners would put their hands into the bowl instead of the priest so what you said makes sense in that regards. i guess it goes back to making even more money. :)

[nate1606gc5]

PUT DESPENSER HERE!

[ichewtoast111]

wow....no comment

[protoZ3r]

see even the church have to use technology no matter how they hate them

[klaz48]

Need a dispenser right here!

[TheAce62394]

@klaz48 BONK!

[oTOPMANo]

bet its normal water

[jlABWEYOFUAFO]

LOL thats what i was thinking too

[jakegambino]

is there another type that im not aware of?

[GnoixGenp]

WITCH

[sourfin]

how bout i say a prayer on my balls, and you can get a handleful of these holy nuts

[gaiabravo]

youre ofencive

[MzaDORKableX]

I believe the same can be achieved if everyone washes their hands in the bathroom.

[DerekWolfHarvey]

omg im tired of watching this fucking stupid ass Canon Camera advertisement...

[MisaSoup7]

@ DerekWolfHarvey

me toooo

[Aspartame69]

Use firefox and install ad block plus then.

[xanafanadu]

its pee

[spugesdu]

As funny as it may seem it's actually a rather good idea if it prevents the spread of swine flu.

[pajaro64646464]

it`s all about the money

[foxfirebluelace]

lol awsome.

[onquious]

Thats kinda funny hahha

[RobUnited123]

its a fukin soap dispenser just with NORMAL water ( btw NOT HOLY WATER) he's gettn rich for sumin sum1 came up with years ago hes just changed what it dispenses!!

[TrandomnesstwO]

Sum1 is also a Toronto based graffti artist.

[forrest49]

Good eye

[brettwiggles]

yeah, i agree, but holy water isnt normal water. im not saying its actually holy or has special powers, but if you feel it it has an oilier texture or somthing.

[RicH0864]

what the hell

[Kan2209]

They should have a little faith..

[bananahead89]

haha religion makes you stupid.

[TheAwesomeChicken]

The faithful is saved by technology yet again.

[JuicetinDude]

im pretty sure its so they dont spread germs from using something other than the dispenser thing

[abo3lian]

thanx GOD.

iM Muslim.

[global2012]

Thank your parents you're muslim.They're the ones who taught you how to be muslim.

[champ1193]

how is this religious, shouldn't these people believe that god will save them from illness if they use holy water?

[jakegambino]

makes me feel smart being an atheist

[jd3189]

Me too,only I'm not a catholic nor an atheist,I'm from the jewish part of Christianity.

[muffinmonk2]

i will believe in the religions when they prove them

[mob7mentality]

i will stop believing in religions when someone proves them wrong lol

[volacious]

refer to science and common sense

[onthetableproduction]

i feel bad for you :(

[ForgivelessHate]

ikr

[muffinmonk2]

evolution was proven

[ForgivelessHate]

I think your replyed to the wrong person >.>

[souther]

nope, still a theory

[Realist201]

Gravity = theory. (not proven?)

Theory is higher than facts. It's an explenation of facts. Go and educate yourself.

And for the case of evolution. The facts confirming are countless and the scientific areas that support it are in the dozens and non can contradict. It has been through a 150 years of peer review and only came out stronger. Don't make fool out of yourself, people will think you're stupid

[souther]

don't publicize your stupidity.

[Realist201]

Ow, cmon. Making statements without arguments? At least I backed mine up, I told you why you were wrong. You're like a kid screaming "I'm not stupid, you are!"

[MrCominskie]

@Realist201 Evolution has no proof backing it up, you have been lied to, where are the tranitional forms between sepcies? There are none that's right because nothing evolved. If evolution were true why would scientists find the need to make false tranitional forms? How could a bird have evolved and adapted wings? The transitional being between whatever evolved into a bird wouldnt have been able to survive without fully functioning arms or full functioning wings.

[Realist201]

@MrCominskie come back to me when you started reading objective scientific papers instead of creationism and when you explained why all the scientific areas "by accident" confirm evolution. You say it's wrong, therefore you say fysics, biology, chemistry, astrofysics, astronomy,... are wrong. They are not just words my friend. You trust your life to them on a day-to-day basis. I study them as much as I can. Have you even ever just started reading about these sciences? I am a bit ashamed of you.

[Realist201]

@MrCominskie plus, regarding the bird question. Please, find an example of a bird that you think couldn't have evolved. Next step is you search what answers science has to your questions. Look into the science. Study it. It's not easy stuff, but i'm sure you can manage, because of your passion about the subject. Then, if you still do not agree about it, tell me why. But only do so if you are prepared to change your opinion. I'm am prepared to change mine if you are right, I promise.

[RVXproductions]

is it infa-red or infra-red ?

[Delavonboy12]

i think its infra but im not sure... anymore

[shooksonv2]

infrared

[kiwishizzle]

@RVXproductions

It's infra-red. "infra" means under in latin.

It is below red in the light spectrum.

You can also say infrared as one word though.

[EvanConover]

The point is to help prevent the spreading of germs.

[upurhoe12321]

@EvanConover But why make a dispenser for it?

[upurhoe12321]

@EvanConover oh ok i just thought about it, yea that does make sense now

[Ghost0321]

haha people these days have no other choice to pray. stupid close minded asses

[lil0egy0kid]

shouldnt god heal them

hahahahahaha

this is so much bullshit

[safewaysecurity]

I thought holy water was immune to bad things like bacteria and viruses... guess there is no god.lol.

[Riotstarter100]

@safewaysecurity

lol holy water cann kill a demon...but no virus xD

[pureirish12]

*SQUIRT* In the name of the father and the son and the holy spirit amen xD

[coltonman100]

WASH YOUR HANDS!!! DAM! just put soap next to the water, wash your hands, make the cross, and your protected in your MIND! and really...

[GMANonLiVe]

@coltonman100 lmao!!!!

[ltfragmeister]

lol 'squirt'

[metalhoodmetalhood]

fill in beer :D

[InfectedMusification]

POOT DISPENSER HERE.

[100PercentJoseph]

DISPENSER DOWN!

[j377yb33n]

"people were initially shocked by this technological innovation..."

that's because all technology is the work of the devil and should be burned

[pureirish12]

What about that pc/laptop/wii/ps3/mac or whatever internet machine maker you use?

[AngelNamedMichelle]

@j377yb33n says the person on the computer watching this video....

[pieguyfry22]

haha nice! xD

[MasterOfTheXP]

@j377yb33n Did you write that comment on, like, a typewriter, then?

[Bogus32Rs]

No, he wrote it using god's magical powers! ZAP!

[poochyenarulez]

wow, u can make people believe anything these days...

[IAmATampon]

hey, theyre not saying that the holy water is like hand sanitizer, you dip your fingers into holy water and make the sign of the cross, using this will allow people to not come into contact with the germs that would be in the holy water that everyone was dipping their fingers in.

[simpsiano123]

how is this different that any other automatic dispenser? why do people all over the world need to order it -.-

[Bobalithmiss1]

so God can't protect you from the flu in a church?

Hm... interesting

[BirdmanHT07]

yes, b/c the flu is man-made

[projundertax]

lmfao

[Captain42x]

LOL. I thought Jesus was able to miraculously heal the faithful?

ROFL at the failure of their religion.

[JoonyMilsom]

@Captain42x: The ROFL's on you. "Jesus" was supposed to have died just under 2000 years ago

[THEDEVIL1992]

jesus fails at life

[againstas]

@THEDEVIL1992 amen to that =p

[Captain42x]

ROFL back at you JoonyMilsom, for millions of idiotic Christians believe that Jesus survived his death and currently lives in heaven, where he performs miracles.

Of course, No such miracles exist (and they probably never did).

[CaptainAgnostic]

They should get a communion wafer vending machine too! :D

[JaxxDaemon]

fuckin religious ppl.. cjrost/

[sk8r2000]

0Mgz sxi rate lol0zlz09ulull111!!one

[killerinstinct1337]

I want to go inside the church and tell people :

" No no no , You don't understand this is not some kind of new technology , this is God's Will which makes the holy water miraculously drip out of the wall ! Praise the Lord ! "

I wonder what the reaction will be ... Will the Catholics say : " Dude its just the Infra-Red sensor capturing your movements and distributing water in your hand."

[Thek213]

Well, I'm pretty sure any sane Catholic would, I guess.

[wordock2]

@Thek213 ...I hope...

[erichau728]

Uhh... how does water become holy?

[BaronZombie]

Holy water is simply any water that has been blessed or prayed over.

The answer in joke form is "Boil the hell out of it."

[erichau728]

Thanks! LOL i'll remember joke form xD

[sk8r2000]

Reupload :(

[conrichie12]

last

[NikolaGnjatovic]

first rate

[FriedRiceNBeans]

first comment lucky for me i aint catholic!!!

[snorkel321]

FIRST!!.. Ok, this is lame =P But whatever, let them believe in it!

[Antje14]

NOT