King Kung Fu - Cinemassacre.com

[schizoidboy]

For some reason it reminds me of what Walt Disney said to Ub Iwerks to come down to Hollywood from Kansas City "I wouldn't stay there if you gave me the place." Of course that being said it probably is a nice place to live.

[cradleofdeath123]

do one on monty phyton....

[xxsergio59xx]

WHat's UP with the spike.com thing? Are they sponsoring angry nerd?

[four8split]

not to sound dumb, but whats the name of that song in the beginning?

[Trollicide]

Best bad movie date ever!!

[SUPERSS90]

10 Stars Dang..



[TheTreWay83]

I smell a remake by the Farelly Brothers!!!

[yoytobe]

what is the name of the intro song at 0:00 to - 0:12

[adodger64]

@yoytobe tequila by the champs

[christianrouler]

this guy should see the room

[MrCrackhead33]

I WANT IT!!!!!!

[UnivingIshiro]

This ape likes going bananas!

[XBOX360FREAKS123]

HAH I was watching this on Netflix with my friend but it was so bad we didn't even finish watching it

[DrQuantumPhysicsMan]

King Kong Fu is an ape, not a monkey.

[comedianonstage]

now I have that stupid Wichita song in my head, thank alot AVGN! :-)

[xlnbxindianboi]

why is it rated g......... there's a naked woman on the front cover

[StickyTV96]

I Cant Even find it on IMDB!

[Dalek115]

Pilgrim

[sbs9026]

I've lived in Wichita for over 35 years, And I had no idea this movie was ever made?

[TheBronySavant]

I just love that it's on Netflix.

[BronzeTurd]

Was that the same gorilla suit used in Spongebob?

[MrJoint187]

@BronzeTurd no, not really. The suit in SpongeBob had a rougher looking face and hands, while the suit used here looks a bit smoother in texture.

[MrJoint187]

@BronzeTurd And the one used in spongebob didn't have that little plume of hair the top of it's head. Much like the suit in this movie

[TheBestComicKing]

Is that Chuck Norris?

[robotfreshpies]

Does anyone know a good site where I can get the torrent of this haha. I really wanna see it!!!

[wapplesauce]

FUCK YEAH I LOVE MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER. And I'm only 16 I wish other kids my age watched that show -_T

[Squadillah]

201 people made like bananas and split!

[joemj413]

What is this a fucking Trauma movie?

[manocriminal1]

already sick of planet of the apes

[waterpipefiends]

by "the right mood", does he mean by being stoned? haha

[123456dvr]

its on netflix instant

[domjovlogger]

The police captain sounds like that dude from Metal Gear Solid

[Ghost99316]

hey i live in Wichita and this is the 1st time ive heard of this movie. hey its better than boeing LULZ

[RobinDChrisChurch]

The Holiday Inn was not only the tallest building in Wichita, but the tallest in KANSAS at the time!!! A whopping 26 stories, I think!

[Borinater3]

that holiday inn is famous for the movie blast from the past........

[Tumoxa89]

This movie is totally watchable with weed.

[y2k4ever1]

I actually have the old VHS of this, haha, glad to see it in a fair light, people should just realize the movie is just stupid goofy fun!!!

[gottahurttolearn]

this entire video i just thought the movie would be better with john lennon

[aznboi992]

That monkey looks like Gorilla Man from Champ Chong.

[theFFVIguy]

IMDB recommendations if you enjoyed King Kung Fu:

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

District 9

Star Wars Episode III

Avatar

Batman Begins

[theFFVIguy]

The Holiday Inn in the movie became an independent hotel in 1987. Today, it is an apartment complex.

[IsaiahTDavidsonTV]

Gorllia. i relly have to make a banana for foot

[NikeThe]

i wood watch this movie if i was drunk out of my fucking mind piece of shit

[Leatherbubba]

"I better make like a banana and split!"

Man, that was so dumb it was hilarious.

[beatlesopusnintendo]

i always hate to see stickers that say "out of print" on movies. they make me sad

[Keejlis]

wouldnt it be King KongFu

[mrmcgrath96]

Wichitaaaaaaaa

[BlizBob]

You people do realize that if this movie has ever been broadcasted over radio waves it is currently spreading over the vastness of space where it might some day be picked up by beigns on another planet...

I'm just glad that I'm long dead when that happens... couldn't take the embarrassment.

[robotfreshpies]

Does anyone know where i can find this online? i gotta see it

[yaoman100]

Fun fact: They used the same ape costume in a spongebob squarepants video

[JustinSuhr4]

hahaha I love his John Wayne impression >D

[jellyzapper]

201 people got beat up by king kung fu

[ktktwix]

watched it on netflix..it was breathtaking to say the least

[Skelic]

This is an interesting flick, too bad it isn't watchable or downloadable anywhere online :/

[ktktwix]

@Skelic its on netflix watcched it last night it was amazing haha

[DJObelix]

I wanna go to Wichita now!

[runescapecars4321]

i checked on website where you can watch like every movie known, and this movie didnt pop up lol i wanna see it =[

[MrRobertNilsen]

I spy whit my little eye: mr bean's car

[dcb752]

i actually live in wichita and the most people who even know about that movie are the ones i tell about it, sadly the holiday inn in the movie is now an apartment complex though its cool that the entire movie was filmed in my home town i actually recognize every location in the film so its good to see someone else has seen it and hopefully now a lot of others have too.

[kmoodyblues]

Looks like good, clean, silly, cheesy fun. And I'm from Wichita, so seeing what it was like in the 70s would be fun in itself.

[historyghosthunters]

happy thanksgiving pilgrims lol this reminded me of family guy

[0111Daniel]

Kung Fu Massacre Match? Lol...

[Diggy22]

Is it me, or does that gorilla fight like Chuck Norris?  :-p

[MultiLightining]

I really do think...this is a funny movie...pilgrim.

[jokernotfunny]

james review pootie tang please

[BrawlBroMario]

im gonna make like a banana, split

[TheDoopliss2]

Its Like Gumby!?

[scottieman2]

Where the heck do you find this movie?

[luigiblox]

im gonna buy the dvd and watch it :D

[SonnytheArcticFox]

@teliosteroide LMFAO xD

[sharkbiteTV]

@teliosteroide hahaha thats hilariouse

[SuccessfulPossible]

ForWizz95................for real i live in wichita an i skateboard by every spot this fucking gorrila has walked through too......I read on joyland wikipiedia(or how ever you spell it) that there was a seen on the joyland rollercoaster or something like that....but imma have to see this.

[BraveSirBevier]

I like how James makes this review and the next day it has a wikiapedia entry for the flick and twice the reviews on imdb. Its a good thing he only uses his powers for the forces of good ;)

[Coolboy529]

@BraveSirBevier yet no mention of avgn D:

[65155566]

lolz i think the dood called king kung fu Herman and im named herman

[ECL28E]

this movie is like the cool kid of movies. Fails at everythign, but everyone loves it

[tipailovas]

thumbs up if you went to imdb check out avgns review

[ForWizz95]

And to think...I have walked every single centimeter of ground that "gorilla" walked on hundreds of times without even knowing it until now.

[7m28]

James means you have to be high as FUUUUUUUUCK to enjoy this movie.

[AJFedora]

I wanna visit Wichita!!

[65155566]

@AJFedora lolz i just visited wichita during the summer

[warelord360]

WHERE CAN I GET THIS!?

[kcshocker11]

Lance Hayes is a God!

[DrCowboyFace]

This reminds me of Battlefield Baseball. I don't know why though.

Battlefield Baseball was some serious shit right there.

Hell yeah.

[conner10ify]

10 stars. OUT OF WHAT!

[123jewis]

@conner10ify out of 10

[TheWaterpillar]

@conner10ify 10 stars out of 5

[spartan1010101]

Hey Pilgrims, my name is John Wayne, Happy Thanksgiving Pilgrims!

[wildbilltexas]

King Kong Fu was started in 1975-6 but quickly ran out of cash and was shelved. It was finally completed in 1988 and premiered at the Crest theater in Wichita. I was living there at the time and the premiere got a lot of local media attention.

I remember watching it with friends who were laughing so hard, not at the gags (which were lame), but it because it was such a great time capsule of 1970's Wichita. I'm really surprised it made it to DVD since it was so bad!!

[Ayanami1000]

wow this movie looks SO bad I might actually watch it...not. LOL

[LovainMaster]

Thumbs up if you actually went on IMDB to see James comment.

[TheCGIMaster]

Amazing review nerd..Pilgrim

[Banjokazooiebros]

1:00 Lary the cable guy ROCKS

[jrg316]

Omg!! 10 stars out of 5 this movie am like better god than

[butterfinger345]

The opening music always makes me think of Pee Wee's Big Adventure

[T3hPl0x1n4t0r]

this movie is brought to you by: HURR DURRP

[omnissient]

1:35 Omg, cant i even buy a banana without people screaming at me. That is harrassment and i ll sue for compensation.

[GordonFreeMANness]

Vichitaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.­..

[GRAYSTAK]

Ed Wood+King Kong=King Kung Fu.

[LeValley007]

Yeah, i live in Wichita... and that is what they always fucking do: Advertise. If there is a scene that talks about Wichita in a new movie, it is gonna be on the news. The most recent one was the new movie "Knite and Day". And everyone was like "Holy Shit!".

[kevinwichkid]

Just one more thing and I'll shut up. This movie was finally released as a fund raiser.2 of the stars in this film died from Luekimia.(I know I can't spell).The movie was premiered at the Crest theatre in Wichita to honor them and help with research funding. The 2 stars were "Officer Pilgrim" and "King Kung Fu".I attended the premier.

[kevinwichkid]

The police chief was played by Wichita celebrity,Tom Leahy. Wichita lost him when he passed away last week.He was a great local entertainer. R.I.P.,Tom.

[kevinwichkid]

I love the idea of a movie filmed in my home town, but this is so rediculous,it's actually something to be proud of.It was made in the early '70s and all the locations are familiar to me. To bad the Holiday Inn building is now a deteriorated,un-named , piece of junk.Wichita has changed a lot since then.

[ECL28E]

This is the class clown of movies. Fails at nearly everything, but fun to watch

[MrAnimelover45]

this is awesome

[1w2i3l4t]

vigilantes....................­..... pilgrim

[darkram13]

2:37 - 2:49

Brilliant!

[supermark64]

@darkram13 0:00 - 5:10

Brilliant!

[ECL28E]

This is King Kong by Ed Wood

[supermark64]

the music at the very begining of this video just makes me have to say this (even though i cant spell the word worth a crap): TAQUILA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!11 told u i cant spell it right! :(

[Rojo12689]

@supermark64 lol nope you spelled it right!

[supermark64]

@Rojo12689 cool!

[SebLeCaribou]

I don't know if you've got a name for that kind of movies, but in France we call it "nanar". Actually I'm kinda fan of that type of sympathetic bad movies. Like Hitman The Cobra. And plus, we have the french versions with the apocalyptic translations...that creates some pieces of art.

[holycow818181]

@SebLeCaribou The only English term I can think of might be "B-movie", but that tends to refer to bad Sci-Fi movies from the 1950s. That isn't to say that English speakers don't appreciate bad movies from all eras.

@000apina000 If you see this, thanks for answering my question.

[mrpul4n]

what's the name of the song from the beginning

[holycow818181]

@mrpul4n Do you mean "Tequila"?

On another topic, is there anyone who can answer my question from two weeks ago?

[000apina000]

@holycow818181 It's "Big Trouble in Little China". Here's the scene shown in this vid: /watch?v=4a3R0YuUjQg

[r3ini]

10, well deserved, stars!

[XpikoXtheXawesomeX]

wiiichitaaaa~~

[holycow818181]

Quick question: In the first second of this video, one of the movies on the "film strip" has a guy with a huge, scary face. What movie is that from?

(I'm not going to copy and paste it, but I do happen to think that the joke about Wichita being "surrounded" is genuinely hilarious)

[aekhoo]

Also, a good movie to watch while high and/or drunk.

[SchlossRitter]

This looks like some F'd up shit

.

So, why aren't you putting these up on your Cinemassacre channel?

[failbrownie]

look like a joke

[chinchillasfromheck]

witchita

[lastunusedname]

1:02 Did you do a larry the cable guy joke sincerely or to compare his 'comedy' to the kind of humor in the movie? Because if its the former, I don't think I can be a subscriber anymore.

[bigman32193]

"As you can see, Wichita is located at the center of this great country of ours, and that means quite simply, we have him surrounded"

Copy and Paste if you think that is the funniest joke ever!

[MrChoptop2]

review shcolcl

[TheUltimidguy]

"As you can see, Wichita is located at the center of this great country of ours, and that means quite simply, we have him surrounded"

Copy and Paste if you think that is the funniest joke ever!

[juju52291]

I was cracking up through most of this video. It's just too ridiculous. The Wichita song is priceless.

[GreenSmog17]

lol @ it being an advertisment for wichita

[Fallcorn7]

haha "Wichitaaaaaaaaaaa" hahaha your the funnyest guy iv ever heared

[7adsum]

The Holiday Inn is famous sort of, but only because a sniper used it to shoot several people across the street at (I kid you not) John F. Kennedy Plaza. I think that happened in the 70's too.

[grrallnamesaregone]

OMG I am in this film! I was all of 17 and played Dr. Freeb. A 17 year old doctor...that gives you a clue right there!

[Crombo]

so low is reach his aslo high ! wtf 188,000 vies...

[airheads98]

i seen that film its funny as hell

[DJApprenticeAOD]

it does have a wikipedia page.

[brandonbashore1111]

@DjApprenticeAOD

If you listened to James at the beginning of the review he said THERE WAS NO WIKIPEDIA AT THE TIME HE BEGAN THE REVIEW

[Gforce784]

Can you do a review on Mystery Science Theater 3000 The Movie, James?

[ViewtifulGAN]

what the heck was at 0:01 is that a boomer from left 4 dead

[SUPERGRASS1000]

@ViewtifulGAN It is from a movie called Big Trouble in little china

[pokemonmaster099]

@ViewtifulGAN i agree

[deepvoodoo]

Best review EVER!!!

[dakiid245]

the monkey in this movie reminds me of spongebob the episode where spongebob is afraid to go outside lmfao

[ChaosSharlax]

@dakiid245

Me too O_O WIERD

[wiisalute]

@dakiid245 I love that one.

[AaronWii1]

@dakiid245 I seriously think that was a refference to this movie to this day

[luigiblox]

@dakiid245 actully thats the same costume

[orangeman10987]

i really want to watch this movie, i was laughing the whole time. like you said, its so bad, its good.

[deesraradees]

at 4:50 her ass is showing i think

[DarkTempIarKain]

no it's her pants.

[camper4dk]

Lolz :D its trousers

[Cheatmaster22]

"crapstick" xD

[movingmovies1]

when was this made? the "Jumping" parts are really bad. kinda looks like a guy has a hook on his back and is being lifted by a helicopter. I can understand if it was made in '80's of 90's even, but if this took place after the year 2000, i don't wanna watch.

[kevinwichkid]

@movingmovies1 This movie was filmed in the early '70s, but wasn't released until the mid '80s. The helecopter scenes and the jumping scenes were stop motion photography,similar to the King Kong movie from the '30s.Thats why it is so jerky.

[poesidon2323]

2001 comment

[imgoingfuckingcrazy]

2000th comment

[Beremor]

Lol, I seriously want to watch this movie now ... :D

[sokarsfleet]

Be chilling at the holiday INn

[undeadnow]

this movie is great

[posthumanfetus]

And I didn't know you were a fan of Mystery Science Theater 3000 too. I think it's really hard to hate that show.

[posthumanfetus]

I got this on my que on Netflix. I can't wait to watch this with my friend.

[xstarxsparklesx]

I am from Wichita, KS, where this was made. Really you kinda got to see the structure of Wichita, KS and the landmarks they visited. Such as in the ball park (Lawrence Dumont Stadium), where he hit a homerun across the Arkansas (Ark-Can-Suhs) River, and over Century 2...That is hella far! And that Holiday Inn is famous. Some sniper dude shot and killed people from atop of the building. Wichita is pretty cool, and it's also known as Doo-Dah. :) Don't visit, it's kinda crappy!

[Rodney17302]

10 stars!???

[undeadnow]

its on netflix is was very funny

[douglas2nd]

i went on amazon uk and this seems to be only availible in region 1 us import is there a region 2 version

[apiejh]

The producer said on imdb the film was sold to Japan, Taiwan and Poland. I've never been so ashamed of my nationality before (I'm Polish)