Final Fantasy X - Chocobo Race In 0 Sec.

[simsoak]

This makes me wanna kill every single bird in the world!!! Mind-fuckin!!!!!!!!!

[Speargate888]

This is worse than fucking angry birds.....

[HomuraHyuuga]

FFVII music? dafuq?

[MysteriousStealthMan]

Square and their mini games are the biggest trolls in video games ever.

[KabutoYakushi96]

if I ever met the person who got the idea of this mini game, I will hit him in the head whit a bird.

[nachosinthevillage]

I DID IT!!!!!!!!! HOLY FUCKING SHIT AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA IM SO RELIEVED!!!!!

[nachosinthevillage]

im going to kill myself.....

[AlchemyDetective]

I once did it in just three attempts... Once.

[UzumakiNarutoKun96]

man i got 0.4 T_T

[kisuketoshiro34]

NOOOOOOOOO!!! I FINALLY BEAT THE CHOCOBO RACE WITH 15 BALLOONS AND 0 BIRDS, BUT MY GAME FROZE AFTER THE SCORES SHOWED UP!!!!!1 "dies by drowning in tears"

[JillieValentine]

Oh my god. O.O

[GangstaKenny10]

o i get the trick to this now u just stay still to make it go straight

[DensukeMifune21]

my time 1.0....i have tried more than 5000 (counted times)

[tkeaton4]

record 3.3 fu**

[xailer6]

i've plying for 3 hours and my record is 0:0,1 =(

[axnasia1]

I just used the pcsx2 save state over and over. Worthless mini games like these deserve this kind of cheating.

[Inika966]

@axnasia1 nice i done the same thing too :D

[jasonxpiper510]

oh and P.S: the trainers a complete bitch who likes to push you out of the way right when youre about to get a goddamn balloon.

[jasonxpiper510]

1) dodge the birds: they actually TRY TO ATTACK YOU

2) your chocobo runs straight now!: no it doesnt, it runs in a zigzag mode

3) get 0:0:0: no. get UNDER 0:0:0

4) birds only take off 3 seconds: EHH WRONG. they take off 3+ seconds because the dumbass chocobo is stunned.

this game is completely rigged and i had no fucking fun whatsoever doing this shitty mini-game.

[DensukeMifune21]

@jasonxpiper510 i wasabout to post the exact thing

[Kentsuruki]

god im proud of myself !

i managed to do it in 14 runs.

i was lucky though cause one bird glitched and didnt hit me.

[Isaac10best]

I hate chocobos so much now, i just hate these fuckin things and these damn birds flyin outta nowhere! And if wakka throw another blitz ball at my face! I just wanna grab a chocobo and have me some chocobo wangs!

[Alaster488]

These birds are bitches

[VaizardMal]

OMG -.-'

I win this minigame in the THIRD try -.-'

[silentweirdo88]

hey how come my chocobo song is not as cool as yours?

[Eyshld21sm]

@silentweirdo88 Cuz it's from final fantasy 7 not ten.

[silentweirdo88]

my best is only 0:7.9 i need help

[Hakureii]

@silentweirdo88 The game is mostly luck based, truthfully. Hope for the easy balloon positions, and above all, try to dodge the birds mostly.

[AeonYojimbo]

if a retarded little bird hits a bird 10x its size, the giant bird falls over while the small one acts like he didnt notice

[Dekoman900]

Funny how i beat this on my first try. Now when i try it i can't get past 4.0

Also the trainers instructions aren't correct because balloons take of 3 seconds but if a bird hits u you lose 3 seconds and the amount of stagger time for the chocobo. ANNOYING

[AuskaNeumaki]

This took me about 10 minutes to do.

[Forgivins1n]

I just finished this last night. I must have gotton really lucky because it only took me around 30 minutes. It was kinda fun lol.

[carlislle97]

I fucking hate this minigame too . I almost done it BUT I had 0.0.3. and I was like FUCK

[Guitarleash]

@carlislle97 if i were you, my ps2 wouldnt work anymore <.< thats just shit ^^

[AuronTheMaster]

i foresee no difficulty , this mini game just took me 1 hour on my first playing

[AuronTheMaster]

no time to waste let"s go beating this mini-game in less than 1hours

[XxXAlexAutopsyXxX]

i have been trying this mini game for 2 years still no luck and after studying this vid i still havnt won

[temetti007]

I RAPE these chocobos xd :D

[temetti007]

I DON'T NEVER CLEAR THIS FU'KING MISSION

[J3otervlieg]

it's soooo easy ;p

it took me 15 minutes

[masyws]

took me 5hours straight... i'm hard to demotivate ahah

Btw i really hope the guy who invented this crap is dying in pain and agony srsly

[jordan415cool]

dude this took me 2 months.... LOL i gald its DONE >>

[J3otervlieg]

fucking hell

i just got 0:0.3

i'm dying

[jatahaxe]

Forget lighnting dodging, this sidequest will ruin your life.

[TYPHOOMASTER]

i hate when the bird auto controls itself :(

[Angelwing2300]

I finally did it! After watching this video I knew where the birds wouldn't hit, but I still couldn't pass below 0:0.1, there was always a balloon missing, so I started counting them and I did it in the first try with couting: 14 balloons, 0 birds, I didn't even pay them atention and they just didn't become important and so I never ran into them, I am so happy *-*

[jiggyfool69]

record is .07......OMG!

[bboycrashin]

it takes long but idk about 6 hours yall trippin LOL maybe an hour or less

[YungMalThaKid]

dam all this time i bin watching Crow132!

props w/ ya skills u helped me a lot

[sadrekista]

I did it for 6 hours and I made 16 balloons and one hit. ;]

[25darock]

Y THE FUCK THE BIRDS KEEP TARGETING ME THAT BITCH ASS CHOCOBO TRAINER TRAINED THEM 2 DO THAT SHIT

[TheSicDominator]

why the fuck cant all the celestial weapons be as easy to fully create as wakka's >.<

[billybob5201996]

This was too hard for me. My record is 3.2 seconds. I gave up and just customized a weapon with the same abilities.

[Damian0Jans]

my racord 5.9 sec :S

[MaNuZ0NER]

My record was 0:0.9!!! omfgg

[bryandickface]

Did It In 1 hour!! YEAH 18balloon and 2 birds!!

[MoonKing86]

fuck this

[ruizakibob]

i lose my love to chocobo coz of this stupid mini-game =.=...

fak dat damm badass chocobo trainer.. =.=

[ThatGuyInUrWindow]

I beat it last year but it WAS a PAIN to get the damn sun sigil

[SuperFFXfan]

I CANT DO THIS I GOT 0.03 SECONDS AND NOW I CANT EVEN GET CLOSE TO IT I SUCK

[sunheart123]

WOOHOOO JUST DID IT!!!

16 BALLOONS & 1 BIRD!!!

SUN SIGIL WOOHOOOO!!!

CHOCOBO I LOVE YOU!!!!!

(sorry for the excited caps and overuse of exlamation marks)

[sunheart123]

aaaahhhh! my best time is 0.4 seconds. WHY?????

[iamachessaddict]

if this were real, i would have used kimahri's lance to spear the balloons

[darkness0789]

did it on my 2nd try

[sunheart123]

@darkness0789 are you mortal?

[darkness0789]

@sunheart123 yes, yes i am.

[567hurricane]

@darkness0789 Are you a human being?

[darkness0789]

@567hurricane im pretty sure. Let me check.......Yea. i am

[AloneDBY]

I got it today,it didn't even take me 10 minutes..guess I was lucky,eh. I got 17 balloons and 0 birds :3

[Christianitylol]

If this is Square Soft's idea of a joke, it's in very poor taste.

[Pepituh1]

WHAT A BIG FAKE!!!!! A CHOCOBO DOESN´R RUN THAT FAST!!!

[5673904]

ive BEaten it...not in 0 but in 10 thats my best time...and he hasnt gave me the sun thing...why?...the guy that takes care of that place is not there but when i reach the stone it says "it wont open" i think i dont have the mirror...where to get it?

someone help please...

[nottheanimal789]

@5673904 to get the cloudy mirror beat the chocobo at a race at the the temple then you must go to the forest and take the sky road thing and there will be family you have to rejoin the family to get to the power up spot there the cloudy miiror will turn into a celestial mirror theres a video on youtube on how to do this

[CatMuto]

I hate that race. wouldn't be so bad if you could control the chocobo frontal, not just sideways ..

C-A

[HappyHawaiinSauce]

My second best time is .2 seconds. my best time (if you could break 0 seconds) is about -12. I got 18 baloons and 1 hit. I was on fire that time.

[zodiacdragoon]

This and the butterfly minigame are the only two things about this game that frustrate me.

[Kiki099]

i got it on my 2nd try i just got lucky i guess

[jaysds123]

RedXIII's theame song nice choice in music bro.

[xxXNekoSamaXxx]

i can't win the damn race -.-

[altgear]

I wonder if any game tester in square beat this

[TheTrueChuster]

Ey, ¿puedes pasarme esa cancion? No la encuentro por ninguna parte y me agradaria que me la pasaras

[TheUndeadMagus]

I don't know what you guys are complaining about I can do it in about 20 mins.

[WanaBgamer]

I did this in about 5 hours! T_T now i need to go dodge lighting 200 times in a row for lulu's weapon......i'm at 15

[icy2527]

It's better than dodge the lightnings for 100 times or capture all monsters type in all maps ..........Damn I can't do it . For this mini game I took 1 hour to complete it . I think it's easiest mini game to take ultimate weapon .

[Garanta27]

Whaha I just got lucky and wasn't hit by a single bird after just 30 minutes, however, after 15 minutes I wanted to kill all the blue birds and see them become EXTINCT (6)

[memnoch503]

i just broke 2 controllers trying, now I have to wait until I can buy a new controller

[jambi4]

it took me 2 hours to beat this, i finally finished with 14 balloons no birds...then i ran off to use the sun sigil, and met up with 2 basilisks...confident after my incredible victory i took them on and DIED!!!!!!! i now have to RESTART THE WHOLE RACE, I WANT TO KILL SOMEBODY

[avatarhzh]

@jambi4 you would think after playing for 2 hours getting this one thing you would have the sense to save the damn game!

[shivaefrit]

@jambi4 hahahhaah nice! EPIC man, VERRRRY EPIC :)

[Jewkake1]

YES I FINALLY DID IT!!!!!!

it took me about 5 hours in the course of 2 days, but i finally did it!!! I can now die knowing that i have accomplished my destiny :)

[shivaefrit]

@Jewkake1

hahahahhaah nice! XD

[cLaRkDamn]

@Jewkake1 this game suck

[underthepink7]

@cLaRkDamn you suck. Especially at this game.

[cLaRkDamn]

@underthepink7 shut up stupid mexican

[ohmc303]

im playing this game again, i couldnt finish the race with 0 seconds, my friend had to do it, and it took him a day cause i was so frustrated, i completely forgot about this part, crap

[poool157]

Getting 0.0 was a pain in the ass.

[adeon1993]

i hate this fucking mini-game i've been playing for 2 hours and my record is 0:1.1 -.-''

[bairamizz]

@adeon1993  oh yeah ? my record is 0:0.1

[GENESIS2789]

@adeon1993 u think u got it bad i been trying 2 years and i cantbeat it

[terrichan]

@GENESIS2789 Haha Genesis, this is the best comment yet!

[djb5255]

@adeon1993 I feel your pain, mine was stuck at 1.8 for the longest time...

[Tidusune]

one time i got no hits but 12 ballons... then i quit

[lester2410]

race*

[lester2410]

I hate this minigame`s in ff10, and in ff10-2 it`s full of this stupid game`s. I didnt have fun playing them but i need to win this game to get celestial wepon:p. Sorry for my english and good luck!!

[diemotherfukerdie]

omg i remeber doing this! it pissed me off sooo much took me like 2 hours

[BenSkysong]

I got the effing Sun Sigil in 30 mins XD I almost gave up then I thought of giving it one last try. The starting balloons were lined up in favor and I did it!!! 13 balloons n 0 birds!!! wooohooo!!

[metalmoniker]

ha ff7 chocobo music, prob my fav except for 8, that rocks lol

[roxel6]

i hate those birds. once i get hit by one, another just stops right infront of me and hits me wen i recover. ITS SO ANNOYING

[hassergam]

ha, it's weird to see this game in spanish :P

[JRimRim]

those fucking birds fucking zoom in on u

[cesarin4gold]

FUCK!!!!!! i hate this mini game...i give up on getting that weapon

[lynnahara]

I also suck at playing this game, my thumb now hurts coz i've been playing it for around more than 5 hours and the score I only got is 0:2.0 sec when I got 14 balloons & 1 hit from a bird <_< so very very very annoying and frustrating

[mingagain]

its like wtf?? i got 13 baloons and 1 stopid bird and i still got 0.1.2 score.

[kingmickey666]

3:12

hmm should it be an over kill ? xD

[Arkngthunchsturdumz]

uff.... my best is 0: 2: 1... meh, i give up getting that ultimate weapon...

[WhiteLycanXII]

This minigame made me hate Chocobos with an unbridled passion.

[TrueRaeder]

Hmm... the spanish version the music is different =P ... hehe

Anyway.. being trying this thing for over 4 hours now... man... I'm rusty.. the first two playthroughs I did this it was really easy.. it was the first celestial weapon I got it... and now... shit...

[miningchild]

easy for me lol took wot........10 mins lol

[minghaoli113]

how do u get ur chocobo not to run zigzag? it has a mind of its own

[snievanBB1]

you might have done a different game

[minghaoli113]

nah, if you dont move it at all you can see it zigzags

[Elliqyuit]

do not repeat do not use analog stick evar

[Draztion]

i was pissed off beyond belief on my original game. it took me 2 hours to score a 0:0:1!!!!!! T_T then another 1 and a half hours for the 0:0:0

[tabarcalisse]

Thx mate!!! Took me like 10 tries and i got it. You've got a good path there, helped a lot. I was a bit lucky, but its quite doable.

[Poco1997]

Always had trouble with the chocoobo race, playing the game over again cause my old ps2 died

[Japero]

Vaya puta mierda de minijuego!!!! putos japoneses frikis. Que sea esto para alguna mini mierda, pero coño pa tener el arma de Tidus a tope jodeeeeeeer!!

[Naabstahh]

whats the name of the song that starts 1:50 ? :P

[Mauy666]

It's the song you hear when you're in Cosmo Canyon,

in Final Fantasy VII

[Beghty27]

i alwasy end up timing it wrong and instead of getting the balloons i weave between them, and the one time i do good, i miss one balloon and get 1.5 seconds. I would pay square enix for a copy that had this thing easier or i might find a way to sue them.

[omegaweaponredux]

the sword was called ultima weapon in the japanese release. hence it is the correct name.

[Crok425]

Crow in the english version the sword is called Cedalbog or Cadalbolg i don't remember

[AsdTom]

Crow plz do you speak spanish?

[neglas123]

i got sun sigil sun chest and that mirror thing..

but that man ho is bloking the way is still there

plz helpO.0

[purehp]

if you got the sigil then just do the race again and beat the trainer, you dont have to beat your best time, just get a better time then the choco trainer. and the guy shouldn't be there anymore.

[neglas123]

year i figured out myself but thx enyway XD

[nataniel25]

i hate diz n the lighting... im stuck at the lighting help!!!!

[nickxv7]

i got 0:00 secs but it didnt get me the sun sigil

[xblaze705x]

Ouch, then you probably got exactly 0:0:0. You have to get less than 0:0:0.

[sephiroth051]

oh damn man sucks to be him :P seriously lol if that happened to me i would smash things

[tuestresfat]

you have to beat 0:00s. so technically you need a negative time. getting exactly 0 seconds won't get you the sigil.

[Darkgabo9]

Everyone has FFX in spanish but me! D:

Also, this is one fine example of major bullshit

I hate this "race"

[Crok425]

everyone hate this f*****g race

do you speak spanish?

[Darkgabo9]

Yeah, I do. I live in Mexico xD

Also, the sword is called Caladbolg

[Crok425]

del 1 al 100 cuanto odias esta carrera de m****a y yo vivo en argentina

[pynassus]

for me it veers off the course i had 14 ballons and one bird until the end where the fucking chocobo veered into a bird...

[icyVt]

i did it 2 times and got a score of 0.2 then took me another 100 until i got 0 =D

[Acosta356]

ya i tied 0.0  i was fucking pissed

[xXCloudsOmnislashXx]

international versions have cheats to automatically make birds phase threw you. and automatically collect ballons

[ITSaCHINKfest]

do you know where i can find this cheat?

[fade2black001]

I remember I spent like 6 hours straight trying to do this and then i gave up. The best I was able to do was 0.01.

[JoshGriego]

same

[Zineter50]

who the heck auro got 99999 hp anyway?

[StarDragon54]

It's because Auron is badass.

[Hakudoshi19]

i'm guess either a Game Shark hate, or maybe because his not actual player in your party that you can't control. i don't know i've never liked Final Fantasy 10.

[Hakudoshi19]

Game Shark Hack. sorry..*

[Zineter50]

oh ok. thanks.

[cmoianthoony]

YYYEEEAAAHH !! IWIN =D xD

[Zineter50]

loser! you not wiining.

[cmoianthoony]

Oh goddy !!! My new time 0.7  GGrrrrrr !!! ='(

[cmoianthoony]

my time is 7:2 and HIS time is 2;5 T_T

[WhiteBuddha]

I'm trying so hard to beat this but those damn birds keep hitting me >.>

My best time is 13.7

[PannenK0ek]

Did it in 5 turns idk how but it was hard and i was lucky 0 hits and 15 balloons :D

[theflow52x]

this was so difficult for me

[Justason12]

that race took over half a minute

[AlphonseKurasaki]

ur playing a spanish version

[dashen22222]

u mean without hitting any birds and getting a number of balloons can get a perfect score?superb..

[Silverstar114]

You make it look so easy..