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  • dam its about time for a nap after that

     much work.

  • Looks like this bitch in my class

  • he made it pretty far for taking 2 steps.

  • It's funny cause he's fat.

  • Thats the only time he's ever eaten his veggies.

  • Just add the honk sound

  • Hes like a friking egg with the fat flattened around him lol

  • keep pressing 2

  • Looks like Micheal Phelps is still smoking pot...lmao!

  • @shiznok You all steal tosh's jokes losers

  • 0:00 ok ima do this

    0:01 here i go

    0:02 WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    0:03 WEE D'OH

    0:04 IT FUCKING HURTS

  • WOW

  • like a beached whale...

  • skinny prick lol

  • It's like watching a jumbo jet landing on an aircraft carrier.

  • Looks like Michael Phelps is still smoking Pot.

  • @zachjl111777,

    You got that comment off of tosh.0 didn't you?

  • so this is how jabba the hutt gets around places. because those flying vehicles wont hold his weight.

  • hey you got to give the man some slack, i mean look how far he slid by stepping 2 steps!

  • HAHAHA he looks like a beached whale

  • He looks like an R.C. hovercraft at 1:15 hes just riding on that roll there....

  • OHHH MY GOD IT'S FAT BASTARD!!!

    Lol just playing man :) I'm fat too I don't like to offend people so sorry if I did :)

  • So gonna send this to OBZ and RWJ

  • Look at how his fat turns into a sled.

  • Beached whale

  • @spencerstalin24 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DDDD

  • The impact with the slide was funny so i slow-mo it.

  • You can here and see the plop when he lands on the slip n' slide haha

  • he should be carefull, with all that weight he could dig himself into the ground xD

  • I JUST THREW UP IN MY MOUTH.

  • YES!

  • It's like watching a jumbo jet land on an aircraft carrier.

  • there must have been a cake at the end of it

  • Pause at :10 for a mid-air freeze frame

  • he honestly looks like fat bastard from austin powers

  • slug much

  • since when did it become normal for a kid to be that obese? fukin greedy bastard

  • I'm surprised he didn't run out of breath on the way there.

  • He doesn't dive onto the slide, he runs two feet and falls on it. lol

  • i wanna pet walrus too!!!

  • Free willy:D

  • man beached whales really do have some sweet moves

  • you could see his blubber jiggle lolololololololololo

  • its like a jumbo jet landing on an aircraft carrier

  • tosh.0 led me here

  • OMG u got a pet walrus.. i mean fat shit

  • FAIL

  • There used to be 10 kids...but sliding makes him hungry

  • This is what Manatees do in their free time

  • He's actually a super awesome guy!

  • omg a walrus

  • That is unhealthy.

  • ROFLOL

  • DAMN the slip and slide can move anything

  • "its like a jumbo jet trying to land on an aircraft carrier." Tosh.0

  • EH,SOMETIMES I USE MY FACE TO STOP TOO,,UR NOT THE ONLY ONE BIG FREIND,,

  • DO A BARREL ROLL

  • the funniest part was that the guy was so dam fat

  • this changed my life..Amamzing!!!..truely inspiring

  • someone must have told him there was a mayonaise sandwhich at the end

  • Looks like a jumbo jet trying to land on an aircraft carrier.

  • omfg this guy is really fat

  • damn.....hes too fat too move his arms too protect himself. lol

  • Wow its ok he still got something to eat at the end

  • ohh may i know that who is this is this ur friend or what.

  • looks like michael phelps is still smokin pot

  • Why do fat people allow themselves to get that way? I just don't get it.

  • @fizzybrasil Oh no its a disease dont you understand?!?! LMAO fat bastards

  • wasnt funny....

  • @xbox360FTW1000 IT WAS HILARIOUS

  • there's fat and then there's him

  • They won't allow girls tits on YouTube but they allow this???!!?

  • that wasnt evn funny

  • This is great! I thoroughly enjoyed it, thanks! Please upload more videos like this!

  • @k4ng4r00 Fagget!

  • @SmileysRevenge100 shut up neeger. i fucked ur mom

  • @k4ng4r00 You stupid thunder cunt my mom's fucking dead. you fuck a corpse asshole.

  • @SmileysRevenge100 you double mcfucktard. i killed ur mom with a giant dildo.

  • @k4ng4r00 I fucked your dad up his dick hole and strangled your mom with her own tits!

  • @SmileysRevenge100 well after i killed ur mom i put her in a blender, drank her remains, pooped them out, then fed them to your dad, then blended him, drank him, and then pooped him out and pissed on his remains.

  • @k4ng4r00 Well I'm actually your son from the future and I traveled back and time and raped you mom and impregnated her with you!  I AM YOUR FATHER, daddy.......

  • @SmileysRevenge100 but u said u fucked my dad up his dick hole. you are my dad, so you fucked urself up ur own dickhole. ewww u gay.

  • @k4ng4r00 Masturbation isn't gay! You're a faggot! You're an attractive male faggot......who I would like to have intercourse with. But I'm not gay! You're gay! Stop projecting your fagginess on me! I don't want to have to clean it off.

  • @SmileyRevenge100 gay poop poop nig dumb fuck ass shit gay

  • @k4ng4r00 Damn you and your logical arguments. Stop being so compelling or else I'll castrate your ass and force feed you your balls.

  • @SmileysRevenge100 Interior Crocodile Alligator, I drive a Chevrolet movie theater.

  • @k4ng4r00 i said a hip hop the hippie the hippie

    to the hip hip hop, a you dont stop

    the rock it to the bang bang boogie say up jumped the boogie

    to the rhythm of the boogie, the beat

  • @SmileysRevenge100 lol i think you won that argument

  • @TheTuktuk42 Arguing is easy if you avoid rationality!

  • looks like michael phelps is still smoking pot lol

  • fuck!! huge fucking whale!!

  • BOOMER!!

  • Fucking disgusting. This is what's wrong with the United States. Lard fucks like this.

  • wow he went purdy good for only 2 steps

  • christ! a good example of a whale in his habitat

  • MAN THE HARPOONS!

  • is it me or is that man kinda obese

  • Thats what he gets for being so fat... and he isnt smart either :\

  • did anybody feel a virtual earthquake?

  • eww...

  • what a assernog!!!

  • This is what my old man told me: "If I ever become like him, kill me."

  • hahahahahaha!!!

  • "thats what happens when a jumbo jet tries to land on an aircraft carrier!!" Tosh

  • Dude thats so gross

  • Beached WHALE

  • The bakery called they want their rolls back XD

  • he's like an elegant whale...

  • thats one fat sun of a bitch

  • the good thing about fat people is you smack them and ride the waves haha

  • hey its fat bastard

  • no way he he should of been on that slide.  Surprised it did not break when he slid down it.

  • he divided by 0

  • Vote up if you think the correct word for this is a "SLOB"

  • i thought a slip n slide had a weight limit lol

  • What's fat bastard doing on a slip n slide

  • Fish out of water.......

    Wait, Gentlemen, that is the Pacific Walrus, that is no fish.

  • Balls for taking his shirt off infront of a hot chick. Props my large friend.

  • im pretty sure thats her dad

  • @gfuzzy yea, and it kinda sucks he has bigger tits then her.

  • "throws up in corner" AHHHH!

  • somebody get mobbie off the grass

  • aghhhhhhhhhh eart quake

  • Funny!

  • Fat Basterd... Austin Powers is looking for you...

  • @Plikx Improper grammar monster, I am looking for you.

  • Why are walruses so dang funny?

    Gosh that sea lion gave me a jolly good chuckle.

  • @jbunton1 WOW its ok he still got something to eat at the end

  • Mitchellswaffles33 is me. WOW its ok he still got something to eat at the end

  • watch the fatwawe on his back when he drops!!!! nasty dude nasty.... 5 stars for freakynes.

  • at the end it looks just like a chicken you buy at the market. hahaha

  • lol hahahahahha

  • OMG ITS MOBEY DICK

  • it reminded me of a whale jumpin outa the water!

  • AH-MAH-GAWD! Did he break a bone, falling from that height?!

  • i did not know those were whale proof

  • they have these in drive thru's now for fat fucks

  • lmao! fat shits are fucking hilarious! stay fat fuckers!!!

  • That man is the fattest man i've EVER seen!!

  • good god thats one fat bastard

  • omgg thatss nastyy

  • HOLYYY FUCKEN FATNESS!!!!

  • momentum is a powerful thing

  • Lotsa inertia going on there.

  • landslug

  • fat ass. lololololol

  • i got a boner idk y??? :(

  • Of course he slid; essentially, it's similar to Coach Blitzer putting his weights in the front of the bobsled.

  • the hutt

  • LOL

  • YES!!!!!!!!!!

  • wow he actually slid

  • 0:05 his stomachs alive :P

  • Boomer courtesy of L4D

    FAT.....

  • Is that Fat Bastard from austin powers?

  • ugh thats some nasty fat full of cellulite

  • thats just wrong

  • eww

  • omg slowmo look at it jiggle

    "hello this is animal control"

    "yea uhh there a beached whale is meh back yard D:"

    "we will be right there"

    -he arrives-'

    jesus christ someone get the crane

  • slip n fat

  • FREE WILLIE!

  • Like a Beached Whale

  • OOO FATTY BOOMBOOM

  • haha

  • after he his head hits the ground, his uh...insulation...holds it above, like he's balanced like a teetertotter. THAT is FAT!

  • somebody call the zoo and tell them their walrus is missing lol

  • @TearsOfTomorrow LMAOOO!

  • when a zombie infection comes hes gonna be the king of boomers

  • What the fuck did he think was going to happen?

    That he would've honestly stopped?

    The little thing at the end is half of him.

    LMAO, FAIL.

  • Fat dude hits his face off the ground.......

    funny

  • i wonder where they got that whale from ?

  • they probably got it on sale and alive from the butcher

  • whale