OFFICIAL Message from Commander of Federation of Light!

[1PostPoMoMaN1]

Thanks for the LuLz.

[g4340]

Great stuff!

[MrRangerTom]

Part 1---Galactic Federation of Light Star Command regrets to inform the people of Earth that the GFL lightship destined to appear in your skies on Earth-date October 14, 2008 was hijacked by elements of the intergalactic terrorist ring "Al-grey-da", known more commonly to earthlings as the "Grey" aliens.

[MrRangerTom]

Part 2---The hijacked GFL lightship, redirected to the Galactic Federation of Light Congressional Starbase was intercepted by two GFL Intergalactic Guard starfighters which were forced to ground the lightship into the Terrelian asteroid belt just short of the starbase to prevent significant causualties and disruption to our Federation government.

[MrRangerTom]

We at the Galactic Federation of Light are shaken by this event, but we wish to assure you the people of earth that we shall establish first contact with your planet in due time (provided there are still psychic channelers on your planet willing to risk their reputation for our next untimely message).

This is the Galactic Federation of Light Star Command, signing off!

Na-noo Na-noo!

[MrRangerTom]

Too see invisible three dimensional alien craft, drink quickly a fifth of tequila and look up. Some success has been noted with 3 deep inhalations of THC rich herb. Some individuals with a genetic predisposition to schizophrenia have a natural ability to see these craft and interact with their occupants, particularly during sleep.

[GFofL]

Dude,

So sorry we didn't show. I got high, and slept in. I've been instructed by my superiors to go around to all these videos and apologize in the comments. Again, really sorry guys. I let you down.

Supreme Commander Zormoff

Galactic Federation of Light

[FederationOfLight]

Oh, why didn't you let us know earlier? Gee, could have saved me a lot of trouble with this whole WAR thing! Sheeesh! Ok, I suppose I'll just have to remove all the videos.. (lol)

[MrRangerTom]

We're not coming...hehehe

[FederationOfLight]

Nope.. not coming..

LOL

[FederationOfLight]

"Look at the hate they created." - This is my entire point. They hide behind love and light, but everything they say and create leads to hate and anguish for people. It's true what I say. The really do create nothing but problems at the end of the day. None of them ever make any real prophecies. EVER.

[MrRangerTom]

SULU, FIRE ALL PHASER BANKS!!!!

[WUNDENFLAMME]

rofl

[Blegemoth]

5 Stars! I love your videos.

[HighpointLanky]

man i love your sense of humour,maybe youl provoke an answer off these charlatans but i doubt it ,

[FederationOfLight]

Well it's going on two days now and I've had no bites. Just a myriad of sniper abuse which I deleted. No actual attempt at defense or explanations. I might add that I am becoming increasingly annoyed as these charlatans continue uploading their videos, making excuses, having group hugs and patting each other on the back. None of them learned anything and their followers are still waiting for something to happen. Give me a BREAK!

[travelinguy06]

They will be waiting for awhile!

No happy faced aliens for now.