Mitchell Johnson Song (before Golden Duck) SCG 6/01/11

[patorr69]

Im Aussie and I find these chants creative lol and good because Johnsons out of the team, hope to never see him there again.

[kaarankin69]

Aussies cant chant for shit. Its either waltzing matilda or aussie aussie aussie oi oi oi. its so boring and overused. Thats why when i go to football A league matches its all the Serbians and croatians who makes the loudest chants in any football games.

[XausgamerzX1]

why cant aussies stand up for themself?

[dooshsayswhat]

@XausgamerzX1 I often wonder why no Aussies sing. I guess it's just never been a tradition of ours. We use to sing waltzing Matilda when someone from the crowd had the balls to get it started. Everyone would join in. But then some dickwad started to get on his guitar and microphone and walk around the boundary of the field in the rugby and thought he was the princess of the ball. I think he ruined it.

Also the "aussie aussie aussie" chant is just a piece of overused, monotone crap.

[mrcheesecunt]

Australia suck at everything. their cricket is nothing like it was, their rugby is piss fuckin poor. and they choke at league when cups are on the line haha. 08 world cup final. Auzzies are just lame.

[adeshnitu]

Star tv

[MrCouldbeakiller]

the 13 aussies who were at the ground disliked this video

[LiamE69]

@MrCouldbeakiller The players, the twelfth man and their fan.

[1990evo]

England out singing the Aussies, thing of beauty

[s8tank]

@1990evo It is, but they've never outsang us ;)

[SanctumStudios]

@1990evo aussies dont sing at sport so you cant really outsing them.. classic pommy clutching at straws.

[1990evo]

@SanctumStudios They don't win at sports any more either

[SanctumStudios]

@1990evo umm yes they do, england 'finally' win a few things and become 'slightly' less embarrassing, and now your all on your high horse lmao.

[1990evo]

@SanctumStudios Wait a sec I'll just go watch my video of us trouncing you in Australia. You might have been better in the past but unfortunately for you Squire you don't live in the past.

[neilo86]

@1990evo Even if England are 5-0 down in a series, we'll always out sing the Aussies!

[shankoathreiya]

@neilo86 Fuck yeah, and thats exactly what we were doing at the cricket this summer, even though india were down even when we were clearly losing we still gave the aussies soo much stick and shit the dumb bogans had no reply just aussie aussie aussie lol Love the Barmy army and the Swami army !!!

[MrSeanoleary]

@shankoathreiya are you joking you guys were hopeless sure you were out in force at the MCG but there was lucky to be 15 of you at Adelaide when India were finished. As a collective group the Swami army are fair-weather supporters unlike the Barmy Army who were still there when England were 5 nil down

[zed1207]

Just like Ponting, the Australian crowds believe everything is "part of the game" and "stays on the field" until they're not the one's giving out the shit.

[rjstroud]

Absolutiely f*cking brilliant!

[pufc97]

this should have been in swannys ashes video diary.

[damo24now]

they call our team what they like. because we got our asses handed to us by them.

[TheCricfreak]

english cricket fans are so educated .

I am an american but I love this game , wish we had this instead of lame american football.

i just dont get the logic of running behind one ball and fighting in football , its so lame .

on the contrast see this game , such genuine and tidy sport with educated fans . people not fighting with each other not abusive . players sledge among themselves and then shakes hand in d end , how enticing is that .

god bless cricket

Love from America !! - Ross Smith ...

[SanctumStudios]

@TheCricfreak you said english cricket fans were educated hahahahahahahahahaha

[eueu12345]

Bet you wish you hadn't stopped recording.

[WorldSacred]

Reckon the English are only good when they send over a multinational team.

[RelaxItsJustAFlare]

@WorldSacred I don't see many Abbos in the Australian team...

[WorldSacred]

@RelaxItsJustAFlare There have been a few in the past, but atleast the Australian team are born in Australia.

[lazaglider]

@WorldSacred Unlike their grandparents, who were born in prison.

[WorldSacred]

@lazaglider You should realise that all those convict jokes are really about Englishmen, not Australians.

[lazaglider]

@WorldSacred And you sir should learn to take life a little less seriously. Don't worry. You'll get the Ashes back, just as soon as you clean out the barbie.

[LKeet6]

@WorldSacred

yeah, all the englishmen we didn't want so sent them all away to oz to breed more convicts! Lol, i'm actually a bit ashamed of myself for that one, but it was so easy to destroy your point i had to do it! Appologies, was meant in jest.

[WorldSacred]

@LKeet6 Wow! You guys sent labourers, farmers, builders, etc overseas to Australia on the conviction of stealing food. But they somehow managed to create Australia into the most envied, livable country on the planet.

[KeepEnglandWhite]

@WorldSacred That's WHITE people for you. Even our lowlifes are superior to any other race on this planet.

[KeepEnglandWhite]

@WorldSacred What you on about multinational team? Like that Muslim cunt you've got in your team now born in fucking Islamabad, PAKISTAN. Rightio son.

[WorldSacred]

@KeepEnglandWhite That Kwaja guy who couldn't score any runs. I think he's already history.

[Camelsarse]

@WorldSacred I don't see too many people living in the central part of Australia. So it aint that livable!

[WorldSacred]

@Camelsarse Since when do you have to overpopulate your country to make it first world?

[sitheblue]

@johnnytorres9 the truth hurts ay johnny, both sides are in transition and have got to build from the bottom again. LFC 6th in the premier league and no european football. Aussie smashed at home in the ashes, 3 times by an innings, No more Warne and Mcgrath. Pull your head out of the sand. OH and FUCK YOU TOO.

[sitheblue]

The Aussies are like Liverpool fc. Got a lot of HISTORY, gratious when winning, think they deserve to win because of what they achieved years ago. Live for the future, forget the past.

[theuglyhairmonster2]

they might be a good crowd, shame they were so retarded that they sat side on

[MrBillybent101]

what do you call an Aussie who's good with a bat??

a Veterinarian 

[FannoFlow]

It's funny because he's shit.

[flipsidedogchop]

What do u call an aussie at the 2011 world cup final?

Simon Taufel

[331dons]

@flipsidedogchop what do you call a pom with a world cup final win.....oh wait

[wggraceful]

What do you call an aussie centurion?

A bowler

[TheAF444]

@billyboy1871 do you not think I know that. It's called sarcasm. Obviously you have no sense of humour.

[oOBoneyOo]

Those 9 Dislikes must be from Australians!

[DnBDaily]

What do you call an Australian thats good at sport?

Well when we find one il be sure to put his name right "here"

[quarry1212]

what do u call an australian whos good with a bat?

a vet

[Crusader363]

@quarry1212 What do you call an aussie with a bottle of champange in his hand's

A waiter

[Sloanies1]

@paulmac38

The best player in your team is a Pakistani- fuck off

[paulmac38]

@Sloanies1 : at least he arrived in Australia aged 6. Listen to KP, Trott, Prior, Kieswetter and Lumb. they have very deep South african accents! there is only Andrew Strauss who can really be considered English as he arrived there in his early teen years. face it England, though heaps better than Australia, would get walloped by either India or South Africa.

[jgreenwood99]

@paulmac38

Australia, though heaps shiter than England, would get walloped by either India or South Africa, and Bangladesh, and even by a Pakistan team that didn't cheat.

[esdTube]

@paulmac38 Would they really get walloped by India or would they whitewash them? For anyone who doesn't know England have just whitewashed India 4-0 in a text series, beat them in a single Twenty20 match and are currently 1-0 up in the one-day series.

[svhvs]

@esdTube -- Good Job by English Team ( I'm Indian ). Cook & Trott the rising stars of world cricket. Always a pleasure to watch the on/off field conduct of English cricketers. Hope they dont become spoilt & boorish like the aussies.

[Cricketrob]

What do you call a Aussie with 100 runs next to his name?.. A bowler

[MrCamaleonz1]

what are the words ?



[thevideogameman333]

@MrCamaleonz1 he bowls to the left he bowls to the riiiiiiiight that mitchell johnson his bowling is shite

[paulmac38]

what do you call an ashes winning England team? South Africa B Team. haha. Andrew Strauss, Johnathon Trott, Kevin Pietersen and Matt Prior. and with Craig Keiswetter and Michael Lumb waiting in reserve! face it England are only good now due to all their Saffers!

[biggest007fan]

What do you call a sore loser?

paulmac!

[Sam32B]

What do you call an Australian who's good with a bat?

A vet

[sdtsbest]

What do you call an Australian with a bottle of champagne?

A waiter.

[keifer91]

Ha ha ha brilliant

[villatillidie1]

What would Jimmy Anderson be if he was Australian?

An all rounder

[turtlepubes]

lol i was sitting like 5 seats from you in the oriely stand. how mental they they go when he got the golden duck

[Adamf5004]

Copying rangers. Cricket = shit

[SuperSquirters2]

@Adamf5004 So ignorant.

[76parva]

What do you call an Austrailian with 100 runs to his name? A bowler

[b1222rhino]

what do you call an Aussie who is good with a bat?

A vet

[veritasluxx]

@b1222rhino lol genius

[TheAF444]

Copy rangers much.

[billyboy1871]

@TheAF444

Wow I'm a rangers fan, you have got to be kidding me thinking we made this chant up ourselves about mcgregor, its been sung for years, where the hell have you been living?

great chant barmy army.

[G00n3r4Life]

@billyboy1871 is his bowling shite as well is it?

[andymacceltic]

@billyboy1871 And you copied that from Celtic who sung it about McGeady. Get over it.

[ASBarmyArmy]

@andymacceltic The Barmy Army copy, and then perfect.

[billyboy1871]

@andymacceltic

And you copied it from liverpool, like most of your other chants. Get over it.

[andymacceltic]

@billyboy1871 I never said we didn't copy it from elsewhere. I was just responding to the Rangers fan who seemed to think they sang it first. Which they didn't. I couldn't care less about the origin of the song but cheers anyway.

[Slycockney]

This just cracks me up, absolutely brilliant!

[ow118]

What do you call a Good Aussie cricketer?

Retired.

[MrBen51309]

@ow118

I think it's fair enough that the English have their victory. Especially after we dominated from 1989 to 2005. Don't forget 5-0 in 2007. Ponting isn't retired btw.

[baggie00001]

@MrBen51309 Its the present that matters. Aussies have their reputation as a good team firmly locked away in their past.

[MrBen51309]

@baggie00001

Australia still are a good team they're just not as good now. It's not like we're never gonna be as good as we were.

[thehindugod]

@ow118 more like retarded

[GussarooViola]

@ow118 Haha

where does the english cricket team stay when they tour South Africa?

With their parents

[svhvs]

@ow118 - you're wrong - its maybe a dead one !

[SkilleSkill]

@ow118 No. I call James Pattinson you fucking retard <3

[mattinterweb]

Great day, and the following day was fancy dress wasn't it? All the Aussies came as plastic seats.

[nickmate69]

its heartbreaking to see us play so rubbish. that said, love the banter between the sides and love this particular ditty from the barmy army.

[wheezydishwasher]

Exactly. He caused this.

And @ jutlandblue what about the aussies not even acknowledging england partnershiips or centuries etc. imo that's worse than a stupid chant. The barmy army are still good sports and applaud good cricket.

[henryfrenchuk]

@wheezydishwasher To be honest I don't think that there are many Aussies in the ground to acknowledge anything. As one of the commentators said the alot aussie public like winning and unlike us English won't sit around to watch their team lose. I guess the way they've played in this series though they might have to get used to it.

[johnp3922]

@wheezydishwasher exactly!! when belly score his first ton, there was no acknowledgement and the fans even booed him. at least we take defeat on the chin.

[trebell71]

Awesome.. it has been fantastic to watch us dominate this series.

I love the barmy army, formed when England were at their lowest ebb.. they have every right to be celebrating.

[jutlandblue]

Christ, I played cricket in the 70's at school and we used to clap the opposing players onto the field and you could have heard a cucumber sandwich drop when they were batting. No banter, no encouragement, no sledging. Not sure THIS is cricket, what?

[MrLanu1]

@jutlandblue he does kind of deserve it in my book after the perth match. he pointed at the score board when in front of the barmy army to rub their noses in it.

[danjsy]

Actually starting to feel a bit sorry for Mitchell Johnson now.

Liked the "Super Mitchell Johnson".

[truthoutmedia]

@danjsy

You have to remember he brings it on himself.