I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast

[TheMattPrather]

11 people eat pieces of shit for breakfast

[num6fuI]

my name is dave and i DO eat pieces of shit for breakfast preferably male shit..check out my vid im gay

[sonicsuper2020]

I got toprated with an overused comment?

[SargeantPrepper]

NO!

[nathanrivera91]

HIGHDEAS brought me here

[nguyend91]

11 people legitimately like golf

[MRsiFon]

What's the basis?

[TheAdorkable288]

Knowing I was alive when Adam Sandler was still funny makes me feel really old.

[lerkid]

thumbs up if thunblr brought me here

[ketoprince1]

thumbs up if you eat pieces of shit for breakfast

[raffistewartx3]

BRUINS HAT.

[k158151]

go Bruins!!!

[arlibrarian]

English Majors help me, is that a mixed metaphor?

[BBradshaw3000]

@arlibrarian who cares??

[madskrillz2]

Haha the "Pffffffff" cracks me up more than anything.

[piggypoo]

....NO.........=\

[Korezawr]

LOL he owned that guy xD

[lompocmatt8]

For people tht dont think adam sandler is funny, all i have to say is your too young. Smh

[DiscoSheriffIsaac]

@lompocmatt8 It's their opinion, and the world hates that stupid smh bullshit

[SuperAnnoyingtroll]

@lompocmatt8 I used to think he was funny. Then I turned 13.

[scottieman2]

I like how Shooter has to think about it for a second.

[DiscoSheriffIsaac]

@SuperAnnoyingtroll Try harder

[SuperAnnoyingtroll]

@DiscoSheriffIsaac No.

[DiscoSheriffIsaac]

@SuperAnnoyingtroll Then you fail, and you're too obvious.

[SuperAnnoyingtroll]

@DiscoSheriffIsaac smh

[DiscoSheriffIsaac]

@SuperAnnoyingtroll nope

[SuperAnnoyingtroll]

@DiscoSheriffIsaac smd

[DiscoSheriffIsaac]

@SuperAnnoyingtroll smp

[Mrvegas2112]

your in big trouble pal

[magnetite2]

Shooter is starting the day off right. 

[JesdaG]

TOMMY JEFFERSON!

[xShadowOfTheNite]

Lmao! I love this scene!

[JessiTortilla]

lol he hesitate

[KingOfKingz819]

im gonna buy a Bruins snapback now

[Xzanzibar99X]

haha this scene still cracks me up

[Zeegoner]

....NO.......eh (walks away)

[Highbudget]

NO!!

[CrapTurret94]

10 people eat pieces of shit for breakfast.

[xmax424]

10 people said that exact same thing and got owned

[TheBigwwefan1000]

i miss the old adam sandler movies

[cheomire]

@TheBigwwefan1000 when he was funny

[sonicsuper2020]

Counter troll Successful

[RaleRocks]

@sonicsuper2020 Stupid can beat troll sometimes xD

[cj234587]

Adam Sandler... not funny

[Spark345Guilty]

@cj234587 You... Not funny

[cj234587]

@Spark345Guilty Touch me

[Fuzzy192006]

When DOES he eat his pieces of shit then ?

[BalcoZero]

Hey wait, that's Adam Sandler. This is the second time he's made me laugh. Perhaps I should check out his older movies instead of the new ones...

[Gunn420leafs]

@BalcoZero HELL yea is older movies are classics im not so much a fan anymore actually not at all anymore but you ask me like 6 7 years ago or more and isay adam sandler happy gilmore little nicky billy madison classics

[brittanyisaketten]

@BalcoZero also check out billy madison , water boy those are great old ones :)

[tigurius555]

backtrolled bitch

[MattPwnsYouAll221]

the 9 people who disliked eat pieces of shit for breakfast

[mrmichael1888]

Haha

[BlackDynamiteNYC]

NO!

[alchemist824]

took him a while to answer the question

[Gorillazfreak18]

Kanye West said this in his "Jesus Walks" song.

[Alturqeyathome82]

LMAOF Shooter......funniest evil charachter in movie history.

He eats 9 pieces of shit for breakfast.....HAHAHAHA.

[Brittonbubba137]

Ironic but cosmic comeback.

*cue Nostalgia Critic "Cosmic Epicness" effect*

[bellymac2010]

@Brittonbubba137 you gay bastard

[Brittonbubba137]

@bellymac2010 Wow. You're one homophobic fuckass. I was born to married parents and I'm straight. And P.S., that was the worst insult I have ever heard. Trollfag, I'm going to buy you a big wooden cross, so that every time you feel remorse for your sins, you climb up there and nail yourself to it.

[bellymac2010]

@Brittonbubba137 in your own words that was "epic" you fag, havent you got a gay bar to go haunt you jizz sucking nob riding litttle benny. "cosmic epicness" you are definatly a fudge packer

[Brittonbubba137]

@bellymac2010 Yeah, you just mad 'cause I'm stylin' on ya!

U JUST MAD LOL

[bellymac2010]

@Brittonbubba137 queer

[alchemist824]

@bellymac2010 shit eating crap faced a-hole

[bellymac2010]

@alchemist824 wow you are also a bent fudge packer

[alchemist824]

@bellymac2010 ok 1. i'm straight

2. you freakin' suck if that's the best you can come up with

3. calling someone gay or a fudge packer won't make you feel better about your own sexuality so fuck off you shit-faced jizz-bag

[kevinrocks2323]

And now... Adam Sandler makes shit like Jack and Jill.

[gaaraohye]

0:18

beautiful delivery. almost brought a tear to my eye

[cardinalbeast24]

Boner

[spinarado]

Happy: you eat pieces of shit for breakfast?

Shooter: ........NO

[gavnastyyy]

What's a good comeback to that?

[shinigamirenegade]

@gavnastyyy

lawl common sense is always the best comeback l

[alchemist824]

8 people eat pieces of shit for breakfast

[AbsentMaverick]

This is how I felt every single time when I tried to look tough in front of girls in high school. FML.

[musicismylife9619]

8 people actually eat pieces of shit for breakfast

[pete1210able]

WOW ! No wonder shooter became such an asshole.

[Apd1e]

omg, you guys i lol'ed so hard

[Panino4life]

7 people eat pieces of shit for breakfast.

[poofterface]

PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

[seanmean20]

I laught so hard that I almost pooped myself

[sysvjbjr]

@seanmean20 did you eat it for breakfast?

[seanmean20]

@sysvjbjr  NO!

[HawaiianBlack]

Thank you very MUCH Mrs. Lippie!

[HawaiianBlack]

Thank you very MUCH Mrs. Lippie!

[zombiecannibaldeath]

Funniest movie scene ever! I laugh everytime I see it! His hesitation before he says no and his face when he says it...FAIL!!!!!!! XD

[jons2ann]

Christopher McDonald and Alan Rickman.

Best villains ever.

[anickmation]

Who the fuck disliked this??

[DicoSpeedLeader]

best comeback ever!

[EricaNealtotherescue]

I know a few.

[Liveandletskate666]

trumped.

[ThEsHizNit756]

Your gonna beat me,? ...in golf?...ugheehaww......lol best part

[Luneleger]

19 secs is the best part of this

[sysvjbjr]

5 people eat pieces of shit for all their meals

[tyler46363]

sandler's delivery is gold

[PencilNeckedGeek]

Yep, funniest moment in the entire Sandler oeuvre, if you ask me. (I know you didn't, though.)

[surgednb]

you eat pieces of shit for breakfast? lmao

[cactusbomb109]

LOL always press 6 and it'll do "egg fist"

[Kiyodude]

0:11 <-- press this over and over again

lazers..

[AndrosForever]

@Kiyodude hahahahaha

[Kiyodude]

0:11

[1marycyrus]

I SOOOO LOVE this part of the movie, its my favourite part, it never gets old i aaaaaalways laugh no matter how many times i say it over and over agian!!!!

love it.... Adam sandler is the best acter =D

[TheBrendan7890]

Press 2 repeatedly for a twitch spectacular

[Highbudget]

"NO"

[MatinaOmbra]

LOFLFTROML!! Try and decipher what those letters mean.

(okay, they mean "Laugh out fucking loud for the rest of my life")

[BananaPickleBacon]

@MatinaOmbra ROTFLMGDFAO

[scratchneck]

wasn't this in some kanye's song

[Lostlol]

- Shooters face when he says... ".. No.." i love the contemplation in it.

[sakalolffs]

Amazing movie

[storeyno3]

Love the little giggle he does when he says you eat pieces of shit for breakfast HAHA! :D

[Playboysmurf1]

Eating Big Ron Coleman's shit for breakfast I bet you would put on muscle. It would be like one big steroid bomb.

[KimbaCat542]

He does eat it.That's why he hesitated to answer.

[thrashgordon88]

should have won an oscar for that performance! Shooter rules!!!!

[TheKr33per]

@patriot2572

Dude shut uo no one cares about ur iq. Its just a fancy little number that has limited alot of people from experiencing their true

Potential. If u ask me, i personally love this scene in happy gilmore. If u dont like it, go troll somewhere else >:(

[VeilxIllia]

win -w-

[Massiekur5812]

Haha i love this part

[Patriot2572]

So he is talking about eating fecal matter for breakfast.......

Right....

immature movie.....and people laugh about it.... right......

society has problems and people say im weird because i have a 195 iq.....right......

immature hooligns.....

right.....

[ShiloNez]

@Patriot2572 shut the fuck up...

[VeilxIllia]

@Patriot2572 AHAHAHA- pathetic, you have to brag about your IQ to anyone who'll listen online? is that because no one you know in REALITY will listen to you? i wonder why? ^^

[rmurad99]

@VeilxIllia nice burn

[thesighingshoe]

@Patriot2572

Find this really funny myself...

Also 234 so just cause your smart doesn't mean you have a better sense of humor

[redwingsfan23593424]

@Patriot2572 Sure u have high iq but all that makes u is a nerd :D

[nicachi77]

@Patriot2572 Okaaaaay... dude get a girlfriend or something... or... don't be so fucking boring dude...

[Rich606]

@Patriot2572 HooligAns...

[Daibron]

@Patriot2572 So tell me, what do smart people do for entertainment? Watch plants go through photosynthesis?

[HagerBen]

@Patriot2572 i will defaecate all over your IQ... that's fecal matter on your brain power... hows that for immature... bitch

[shinmrkarate1980]

LOL!

[Adolfo939]

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[Erick123M]

hahaha this is funny

[XMMxmmXM]

5 people eat shit for breakfast!

Best sports movie ever made.

[shadounloved4life]

xD AWESOME!

[justin89parkes]

One of the funniest movie lines of all time

[nothingnothing2]

if you look at 0.09 you can see he smiles a little while saying the line :p

[ZavCoyote]

@nothingnothing2 I think he's supposed to.

[nothingnothing2]

@ZavCoyote no I think it's from the line being funny itself

[ZavCoyote]

@nothingnothing2 Nope. then this conversation wouldn't exist, because the producer would redo the scene.

In case you mean the line where he says "I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast", then giggles, it's because he's being cocky.

[nothingnothing2]

@ZavCoyote if the "producer" caught all little slips and "redoed" the scene there would be no such thing as goofs, movie mistakes/errors

[ZavCoyote]

@nothingnothing2 That's the point.

No producer WANTS goofs. They retake the scenes to make sure there ARE no movie mistakes, but usually they're there because nobody in the filming crew could find them - unless they keep it, and put it as extra material in the DVD menu.

[zakkyboy360]

5 ppl eat pieces of shit for breakfast

[zakkyboy360]

im crying!!h

[DJAizakku]

Cold Pizza FTW. i love Happy gilmore, best classic comedy ever!

[feefe1551]

Haha Shooter Magavin eats HIS DOGS SHIT FOR BREAKFAST! (:

[natureperson420]

how come they can have this but not the goat skit from his cd

[supercrevolution]

he just got pwned

[SkyFoxCode]

I think this pretty much sums up what's happening around the US politically

[SonicTheSilverShadow]

... NO!

Lol, Adam's Sandler's character's comeback was a classic

[123liz5]

LMFAO XD I love this movie!

[skinwalkerxxx]

That must have been hard to shoot

[prinniesd00d]

fuckin' shit lady, does it sound like I ordered a pizza??

[marrrrgo]

FAVORITE

[darkness1806]

Shooter mcgavin has the most awkward situations.

lol

[PanayotiProductions]

shooter wears a sweater on his shoulders like no other ahahaha. godfather of golf.

[GETsomeDRINKS]

classic comeback. classic reaction.

[stephenespn]

NOOOOOOOO!!!!!

[silverraven89]

"........no..."

XD

[TotallyToonsTV]

shooter got ripped

[shabital]

how did i knew if i search this on youtube ill find it

cant not to laugh at this on any mood : D

[sexaly19]

last comment was a year ago.

[natureperson420]

@sexaly19 not it wasnt

[edelmar17]

Happy's expression at 0:04 says it all lol

[SooperManLuva1]

Shooter's facial expression was priceless at the end

[OverHedge99]

Snapped.

How about:

"I eat pussies like you for breakfast!"

[natureperson420]

@OverHedge99 lol

[L1F315MU51C]

cold pizza...

[o0oKilluminatio0o]

hahahhahahah....jeeez

[straightjacketgirl97]

"You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?"

"NO!"

[metalpunch4U]

Everytime I hear this part I instantly laugh my head off. *You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?* *NO!* Hahahahahahaha

[Fanatixtube]

this never gets old lol

[RandomMerde]

"you eat pieces of shit for breakfast ?"

"uh...no."

*walks away*

this shit made my day

[mrunknown]

@RandomMerde

hahahah it made my day too.

[NicksGoinToHollywood]

@RandomMerde shit makes your day?

[bigderekkeene]

@RandomMerde Really, shit makes your day?!!!

[Brookenesss]

@RandomMerde Yeah... that's what they said... Good job..

[ZyxthePest]

@RandomMerde Shit makes your day?

[kalinga01]

@ZyxthePest .........No!

[LaughterIsEvrything]

Pffffffftttt. <3

[hellking5]

hahahhaha lol lmfao no walks away

[WesMantO0th]

Shooters the only guy that can wear a light yellow sweater, eat shit for breakfast and still be the fucking man.