Achmed is Santa - Jeff Dunham

[mohamads3ade]

silenceeeee.. i kill youuuuuuu!!!!!!

[crystalpp1]

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[crystalpp1]

hi _,POHUD'NJ'N?""sdnl, OK,.

[ebrizuela09]

Grand Theft Camel!!!

[aRtHuRcHanNeL1]

jeff dunnn-hammmm . comm lol is the funniest entertainer out there! a comic/voice thrower genius!!!



[WolframxYuuri95]

Achmed's my favorite. He always gets me laughing.

[mrsmonkeygirl99]

294ppl suck

[ehabz99]

merry christmas i will kill you

[ThePurpleWolf96]

"You...you have on a disguise?"

"SILENCE! I KILL YOU!"

*crowd laughs*

"SILENCE! I KILL YOU TOO!"

[2RESTEL]

293 dead terrorists put dislike hahaha))



[MegaBooboo1992]

(y)



[daftrok]

2:48 Epic face

[boriscro2]

dont say christmas its a holiday hat

[TheISACSM]

Kids these days sure "blow up fast".

[1101G13969]

Merry Christmas! I KILL YOU!



[TheSpeedy214]

Grand theft camel lol

[achappy713]

dradle, dradle, dradle, i made it out of dnamite

[sahinduezguen]

...OVER THERE, OVER THERE AND UP THERE!!!

[Gstarsrecord]

merry Christmas i KILL YOU!!!!

[ronniemackrosen]

ho ho, ha ha

[ronniemackrosen]

ha ha ha ha ha. I told a joke

[XcaliburGreen]

where's your kid?? over there, over there and up there..

[Starsk25]

SILENCE!



[SerranistaLutheriana]

Merry christmas..Infedeeeeeeeels...H­hhaaha

[TheThijsy888]

gave you killed some 1 yes in and video game whahaha

[CSXfoamer97]

why are both top comments the same?

[missilovepie28]

Silence I kill you too!

[FUNAWESOMEGIRL345]

i LOVE JEFF DUNHAM!!!!!!!

[glowworm2]

"I'm Santa Claus, Damn it!" XD!

[kitaarmes]

Kids nowadays they blow up so fast XD

[OrbBlueCitizen]

Achmed: 'I'm a horrible parent'

Jeff: 'Why?'

Achmed: 'I took him to "Take Your Kid to Work" Day'

Achmed: 'Kids, they blow up so quickly!'

[aleji345]

grand theft camel hell yeah

[DylanZbasketball]

Priithtn

[darkclawgreatonenas]

should have posted Achmeds song with this, now thats funny

[moniomar12]

0:00

[mizzphiadueces]

Lmfao I don't have any lips u ass!

[grappe1juice]

Achmed: tkx to the master of the sky

[rubynnez]

288 people either over there and there and up there OR they are just offended infidels :)

[bookl0ver]

u just c a bunch of women wiv peanut dolls

[rubynnez]

Kids these days~ They blow up so fast... (My fave) ;)

[NWPrailfanZMT]

Grand Theft CAMEL! LMFAO!!! Great video, Mr. DONE-HAM! :-D

[2koKiller]

lol he looks kinda like chris jericho

[MelodiesOfTheHearts]

Mwahaha merry Christmas, I kill you

[friskyderank]

thats fucking funny m8

[orbital47]

when is jeff coming to the uk again

[comguito21]

awesome! 2 top comments are the same! now its my shot to be top comment!..... wait hum..... HELLO!

[43loveme]

incarnito!

[tashaissocoollike1]

over there, over there, and up there

[Rabid2Clown]

damn !!!!

i love u Achmed u remind me of my self!!!

[barm15233]

Kids these days the blow up so fast Lol

Over there,there and there HAHAHAHA

[sweetsani123]

scilence! I keel U! *laughing* SCILENCE! I KEEL U 2 >{

[awesomeladyluck]

im fat............... ish

LOL

[fingpuppet]

hi i am Fing Stup

[Merlin4everO]

I'm jolly !

[matapayasitos]

achmed is the best

[TheJasonRaj]

god damn ... I kill uuu

[bongo44100]

SILENCE! I KILL YOU TO!!

[mikhailhaque]

SILENCE ! I KILL YOU

[agustin20091]

Great Character!! i love it!

[Poinki478]

"screw you, that's funny" ;)

[thecomputernerd0244]

best thing eva!! :D

[chiily1997]

I got to go to see this guy

[bobblehatmen]

best show ever

[Shuppergirl16]

Achmed is one DEAD Santa!

[Elly64576]

Over there over there and up there LOL!!!

[JustinBieberFan13611]

me: hahahahahahahahahhahahahahaha

friend: silence i will kill you!

me: HAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

friend: o by the way your papers are over there over there and up there.

me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAH

[kizzlewizzle691]

I love it

[ShugoShugopower2]

achmed: killing ppl is easy, being politically incorrect is a pain in the ass

[DimitarUnbreakable]

@ShugoShugopower2 Achmed : Killing fokes is easy,being politically CORRECT is a pain in the ass

[marthaadorno]

@DimitarUnbreakable thumbs up for correction

[DimitarUnbreakable]

@marthaadorno Lol didn't see what I did there...it should be "folks" I think

[thumperv99]

over there over there and up there haha

[WazupMarash]

kids nowadays they blow up so fast hahaha :W

[99beerbong]

achmed fuckin great!yeahh

[SuperMegaPeach]

I ♥ Achmed.

[loveisrock13]

i keep on forgeting that achmed isn't real lol

[smp336]

Y is there so little views, it should have over 10 million

[Maureenrox13]

I need to learn not to eat while watching this. XD

[MrSingaporeproductio]

I prefer achmed man

[HakeemSwagDwag]

Thumbs up! if achmed is the best one!!!

[warriorcatsxlps]

Jeff im 9 and i watch your videos i know thier inoproiate but freaking hilarious

[lisset130]

achmed is the best out of them all

[TheBanani42]

silence i kill u (peaple laugh) silence i kill u to

[Maureenrox13]

haha, "I'm Santa Clause, dammit!"

[jessieloveu75]

kids now a days they blow up so fast!:D lol:D

[MAJCSTIC]

AAAAAAAAJJJJJJJJJJJJJ

[JustinBieberFan13611]

my doritoes are over there over there and up there

[blegukutuk]

what?he have kid?he's married?in other video he die as virgin.you lying Achmed?i kill you!

[zamborik]

280 people don't have master disguise

[oscarthegrouch51]

IM SANTA CLAUSE DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[XxSkyLuvsSkittlezXx]

Grand theft camel!!

[Msbeautyqueen100]

Where's your tummy?

It's over there over there and up there!!!

[eteledevil]

279 people didn't have a peanut on their laps :)

[MegaPoop123456710]

Was this in the pabst theater in millwaukee???????????

[thelostdeepseagirl]

i used to be racist, then i took an achmed to the knee(jk i was never racist)

[mamasgirl317]

Nice comment Well i wish tht achmed had one SINGLE LITTLE WIFE!

[ethanistherock]

279 people need to get a life

[multibeastlliness]

why does he say silence... he hears atomic bombs

[fakedeathim]

I KILL YOU!!!!

[cenzo227]

screw u dats funny!!!!!

[SammyRoswel]

merry christmas I kill you!

[roxy112022]

i saw him last night and achmeds rib fell off and it was soooo funny

[IpwnNo00bs]

see the dislike bar??ME NEITHER.

[Rakesh4402]

cool

[littleangel7900]

why cant we have mini achmeds instead of mini peanuts

[thegreendude11]

the dislike bar is a sneaky devil! i can't even see it!

[neymar11brazil11]

she came to the market and said "wheres our son" i said "over there over there and up there kids now these days they blow up so fast" xD

[jtfun678]

Achmed: Happy Chanooka!

[StopLookiing]

dislike bar is a ninjaaaaa

[sarahloverosetree]

i saw the all of the movie on netfelx!!!!!!

[Jumseg]

thats not arab, thats freakin mexican LOL!!!!!!!!!!!

[excaliber12345678900]

@MsMAdHaTtErNo1

Why not?

[nicolelovesbenji]

I have an achmed snuggie c:

[nazmaster101]

U Said Ukmed. Its Ach-ach-ach-Med!

[MrExtremedude09]

grand theft camel hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahaha

[guyguy101001]

@MrExtremedude09 it's grand theft camo u idiot

[mylilangel960]

@guyguy101001 You just missed the joke behind it, achmed is middle eastern, they use camel's over there as transport a lot..

[kisshulover158]

Achmed has to be THE bEsT! out of all of the characters!

[killer92173]

@kisshulover158 Among with Peanut. :D

[matkenny100]

@kisshulover158 that is the truth

bro

[ChaosElwyn]

Ohh I would kill so many infidels to see one of your shows...

I mean it, just say the word

[TheACMilany]

haha my name is Ahmed to

[Godsheart26]

Him,peanut and jose are my fave ones!

[thecoolestorangeever]

SILENCE!!! I kill you!

[921REEREE]

I didnt know that cats sourt crake :)

[MrTakashi619]

I KILL YOU!!!!

[astubborngirl]

This video rocked! !(shut up I kill u !!!:)

[MJrulesforever1]

lol awseome video =D

[LinkinParkandTFs]

"Sure, killing people is easy, being politically correct is a pain in the ass" LOL! so funny! I am laughing my ass off now!

though, the bit about his son was equally as hilartious...

and "I dont have any lips you ass!" is almost as funny!

[marti9999cod]

at da end it was funny.  "i dont hav any lips u ass"

[mrsbebier]

@10888838 WTH is that supposed to mean?

[sweezle14]

lets not forget my favorite christmas song SILENCE night

[birdwatchman]

Thank you. Brillant :-)

[Roxanne6792]

I love the part at 2:50.

[pumpumgal1]

Silenceeeee....lol

[azeitona1022]

@jeffdunham hello jeff I am Brazilian and I love your videos since I saw the first ahcmed the dead terrorist. I really admire your work and congratulations. I'm more a subscribed to your channel. thank you

[kirsten83459]

omg hes so herlarious silence!!!!!!!!!



[12342321]

achmed looks like obama!!!

[CoolPirate97]

what happened to Achmed's beard?! why is it short?!

[earthlinglife]

merry krismass...in-fi-dell-ss...

[sfretribution]

Silence! I KILL YOU!

[NomNomMochi]

@mloky1000 It's more like he's joking about terrorists. My best friend is Muslim, and she finds this hilarious. In fact, she's the one who told me about this in the first place.

[mloky1000]

y he make jokes about muslims?

im a muslim and im not a Terrorist

[12kez90]

@mloky1000 it's still funny

[whoelseitwouldbe]

"where's our son?"

"over there, over there and up there" xDD

[MsMAdHaTtErNo1]

why does everyone have peanut on their laps lol

[asablonde8325]

@MsMAdHaTtErNo1 Ikr! I'd Have A Fucking Achmed Doll On Mah Lap! I'd Hold Him Up To People With Peanut Dolls And Say "Love Him Or I KEEEEL You!" x'DD

[danteculjak]

@MsMAdHaTtErNo1  was a holiday gift :D

[IpwnNo00bs]

@MsMAdHaTtErNo1 you really made me look :))

[tardisinthesgc]

@MsMAdHaTtErNo1 because he's a ladies' man ;-)

[danielcahu]

@MsMAdHaTtErNo1 

[snip3r0pzZz]

i'm jolly, and i'm faaaat... ishhhh...

hahahaha

[Lobys17]

Well, my english is not too bad... I got almost everything of this video *_*

[mohamedmohamed58]

makes my name look bad but mine is spelt ahmed so shut that dickface up!

[johnycontr005]

1000 to comment hahahhaahahha:)

[nayaramika]

MUAHAHAHAHA merry christmas!! I'll kill you! LOL

[MCR1Gerard]

Santa Claus terrorits XD

[Zakatron2999]

Kids these days they blow up so fast.

[cooleron25]

gtc