Donuts for Jesus?

[rcm2680]

...and then he molested them

[mybruisedarm]

this was really not very engaging. Those kids are probably laughing at you because youre wearing a dress.

[wargasm58]

Dude come again? what?

[djazr]

what great explanation of heaven and hell to children! WOW

[MrFukinfantastic]

Hes lying! I sold my soul to satan for a krispy kream! Its ok though! It has jelly in the middle!

[xXNigariXx]

Sinning puts a hole in your donut?! >: Lots of people must have many holes in their donuts.. LOL

[curlytoes79]

In hell, there are no donuts. Got it.

[dexterxyz]

This doesn't even make sense as an analogy. The devil is said to be totally bad. The guy said they will be having "full" donuts in heaven without the hole(cream or jam centered I hope). Satan can't be totally bad if all that separates Satan from good is a small hole in the middle. Satan would be 80% or 90% good.

[dexterxyz]

The little blonde girl thinks Mr. Donut Analyzer is funny! :58-:59

[TempestWriter]

So you see kids, God is like a donut, except without the hole in the middle...

[crystal0angel]

he said hell around little kids thats swearing

[brigalhodgdon]

it is if your saying some thing like waht the hell or go to hell but he just said u dont want to go to hell wich in that case is not swearing. not tring to be mean or show off im just saying

[crystal0angel]

dont give the kids nightmares

[crystal0angel]

OMG they put something in a dounut u pervert!!!!!!!

[crystal0angel]

good and evil man what are u teaching that kids okay!!!!!!

[h5e5l5l5o5]

man, I have a hole in my donut!

[jjmalcak]

EWTN doesn't exactly put in production value, Since they work with the clergy they don't have to pay them,this show won't be winning any Emmy's

[lizandramurielle]

there is no purgatory!

[mitsymoto]

i cant believe that people get to teach kids this crap about good and evil religeous bollocks lol

[YTPmanforN64]

So if I eat the donut then Gods grace will betray all? Or will the universe secretly be a ninja disguising as a donut who represents god who will fall apart when u eat it?

[h5e5l5l5o5]

lol, the kids expressions are stupid! That kid in the red and white stripe shirt is like WOWZER, and the next second hes like KILL ME!!

[h5e5l5l5o5]

That guy thinks that donut is awesome. Especially when he goes home, dims the lights, plays romantic music, and enjoys that donut! lol

[h5e5l5l5o5]

If god was a donut on a plate, than there would just be a plate.

[symbioticinteractor]

And and and... if the Hole is Evil, as I begin to eat the donut, I make the hole Bigger, and the evil can leak out!, and eventually by eating all of the donut, I have created an Infinite Hole, topologically speaking, thus releasing evil into the entire universe. Wow, this clip answers every existential question I've ever had...

[symbioticinteractor]

But wait... if I eat the donut, I need to be real real careful not to take a bite into the evil hole-space, or I am gonna Eat Evil, which will infest my body with lustful desires (probably for more donuts!).

[symbioticinteractor]

So, ok, if the HOLE is evil... that is where the Munchikin came from, right?... so does that make Munchikins evil too? Or maybe they are only Goodness in disguise, filling up the evil hole, but falling out of it suddenly (as falling from Grace) to reveal the evil?... or are Muchikins just victims of the Devil's plot to punch evil holes into the donuts?... and thusly, the Baker using the donut cutter to Create the holes, is an Agent of the Devil!