Can you imagine why nobody is allowed to run in a legitimate election for Congress or Senate in Massachusetts or most other places? Who tabulates our votes? Who issues so-called "US dollars"? Who owns the Federal Reserve Corporation? (Open Secrets)
Does it matter how many electoral votes the president received? That is the voting process in America, as much as you would love to change it to your advantage, too bad.
This is a pretty stupid video. Anyone know thinks "I voted for the war before I voted against it" makes no sense whatsoever, doesn't really understand. I had enough sense to actually look it up. I feel sorry for you. You're so ignorant. :(
Wow! You Americans really are a joke. Maybe if any of you actually watched the news you'd realize that John Kerry deserves a lot of respect. Then again you are the county that voted in Bush, so therefore your commentaries on politics seem appropriate for the intelligence level of your president.
DO you mean the intelligence level of they guy with a BA from Yale? and a MBA from Harvard? The guy who ran his own oil business & was part owner of a major league team? And was governor of Texas, and then became the most powerful man on Earth. John Kerry's message: If you work hard, you can do better than George Bush. Isn't that funny?
Yeah, we have heard it time and time again that us Americans are a joke but the world follows America willingly or not...get over the fact that you are not an American.
Americans should get over the fact that the world, these days, puts up with them, we don't follow. To say the world follows U.S. kind've ignores how few countries are in Iraq with the U.S. doesn't it?
laughing...but who else stands for freedom, who else is willing to die for it? Not your piece of crap third world country. Its amazing how so many will disrespect America but are too ashamed to mentioon what country they are from, not one...why is that?
I AM an American, you asshole. I fought in both Desert Storm and the Gulf War. And I'm gonna say this one more time, this country is pathetic. I don't even have time to explain why, there are too many reasons.
good stuff. lol. like the tips man!
BabyGPro 1 year ago
Can you imagine why nobody is allowed to run in a legitimate election for Congress or Senate in Massachusetts or most other places? Who tabulates our votes? Who issues so-called "US dollars"? Who owns the Federal Reserve Corporation? (Open Secrets)
CinetopiaNet 3 years ago
Does it matter how many electoral votes the president received? That is the voting process in America, as much as you would love to change it to your advantage, too bad.
vinniebaby1 4 years ago
Crakbot, you are a genius for creating this. It is hillarious!!
17734 4 years ago
John Kerry Comedy Tips Is HILLARIOUS!!!!!! :)
17734 4 years ago
hahahaha
Stefan2SERB 4 years ago
All of know Bush is no public speaker but then again, kerry is not a leader. And yet, Mr Bush was reelected, wow, imagine that.
vinniebaby1 5 years ago
kind of funny, but not as funny as the hundreds of Bushisms on youtube
TranceDevotee 5 years ago
And this was the best the democrats could give us? hee hee haa haaa
vinniebaby1 5 years ago
LOL, I think I will subscribe.
TruthTaste 5 years ago
lame and stupid
vara123 5 years ago
use of this product may cause loss of election! hahahahh lol
wolfhunter0321 5 years ago
That should be on the Tonight Show! Funny stuff!
RAMTV 5 years ago
This is a pretty stupid video. Anyone know thinks "I voted for the war before I voted against it" makes no sense whatsoever, doesn't really understand. I had enough sense to actually look it up. I feel sorry for you. You're so ignorant. :(
bek12 5 years ago
ouch!
CaliKona 5 years ago
Hey, after that gaffe, comedy may be the only job he has! But he's not even good at that! Maybe his wife can get him a job in the ketchup plant!
hulabird61 5 years ago
Lurch is very funny! Ha Ha
gokh00 5 years ago
He IS a joke, for sure. He doesn't need to say anything, to be funny.
politicsarefun 5 years ago
Very nice, loved it!
imindelaware 5 years ago
hey wtomlin we put people on the moon we have the best colleges in the world thats why scum bags from your country come to our country you suck
edwards629 5 years ago
LOL - hilarious!
anxiouschick 5 years ago
Wow! You Americans really are a joke. Maybe if any of you actually watched the news you'd realize that John Kerry deserves a lot of respect. Then again you are the county that voted in Bush, so therefore your commentaries on politics seem appropriate for the intelligence level of your president.
wtomlin 5 years ago
I'm an american, and I agree with you. America is filled with idiots.
hanniballecturer 5 years ago
Yes liberals
imindelaware 5 years ago
ah, and here's an example of one of the idiots I just mentioned.
hanniballecturer 5 years ago
You must be French. Symbolism over substance.
Go eat a cresant.
Swanzo 5 years ago
DO you mean the intelligence level of they guy with a BA from Yale? and a MBA from Harvard? The guy who ran his own oil business & was part owner of a major league team? And was governor of Texas, and then became the most powerful man on Earth. John Kerry's message: If you work hard, you can do better than George Bush. Isn't that funny?
ElephantOwners 5 years ago
Yeah, we have heard it time and time again that us Americans are a joke but the world follows America willingly or not...get over the fact that you are not an American.
vinniebaby1 5 years ago
Americans should get over the fact that the world, these days, puts up with them, we don't follow. To say the world follows U.S. kind've ignores how few countries are in Iraq with the U.S. doesn't it?
wtomlin 5 years ago
America stands for freedom, most other countries do not
vinniebaby1 5 years ago
America stands for shit.
Godsbane17 5 years ago
And what country do you represent?...if you're not too embarrassed to say.
vinniebaby1 5 years ago
laughing...but who else stands for freedom, who else is willing to die for it? Not your piece of crap third world country. Its amazing how so many will disrespect America but are too ashamed to mentioon what country they are from, not one...why is that?
vinniebaby1 5 years ago
I AM an American, you asshole. I fought in both Desert Storm and the Gulf War. And I'm gonna say this one more time, this country is pathetic. I don't even have time to explain why, there are too many reasons.
Godsbane17 5 years ago
Not being disrespectful but arent Desert Storm and the Gulf War the same thing?
ChildPlease94 2 years ago
@ChildPlease94
No, Desert Storm is kinda like saying Coke when referring to soda.
The Gulf War is the whole thing but Desert Storm was the period from 17 January 1991, through 11 April 1991.
It was basically a phase of the war.
LeeroyFan101 4 weeks ago
haha
Swanzo 5 years ago
That was GREAT!!!
ilovemy97sho 5 years ago
LOL - "How to lose an election you're not even in" LOL
ConsumerSurveyPanel 5 years ago
HILLARIOUS!!!! :)
Cammaster1997 4 years ago