Russell Kane Comedy Festival Gala 2009

[RinaLam93]

"...cover me in copies of the age" He is hilarious. And oh my god that guava bit!

[daves106]

He's rippin off mark Watson and lee mack

[cona192]

i have actually watched all his stand up vids on youtube..

[1dannybutler]

russel should have a 10minute skit every night, i miss ya since im a celeb mannn,, wer have u gooooonnnneeee ???

[iloveXH558]

lol- hes so right abt the english hating where they are from and suddenly worshipping it once they leave the plane!

[Luce182]

the reason this guy doesn't have bigger sets.... he'd need the fitness of an olympic athlete!

[katiesn11]

@mammaketchup uhhhh obviously not your disapproving comments

[mammaketchup]

um... who told russell kane he was funny?

[howdan1985]

Hahahah he's soooooo funny! I was literally crying with laughter the whole way through that set. INCREDIBLE!

[candycakkkes]

qucikly QUICKLYYY.

[xxxSasuke4evaxxx]

Why does he not get bigger spots! He's so funny!

[Spencerr93]

do you think theres a gay chinese man at the end "i'm in heaven right now !" i actually full on LOLed.

[xxxilovecupcakesxxx1]

along with russell howard and lee evans, he's the funniest comedian!!!!!xxx thumbs up if u agree!!!xxx XP

[TheEmptyPuppet]

@xxxilovecupcakesxxx1 Russell howard is just..... terrible

[xxxilovecupcakesxxx1]

@TheEmptyPuppet fair enough, we all have our own opinions, i like him :D x

[sexyd4babeinthahouse]

i tink him and russell howard the brit comedian would b gud pals

[sexyd4babeinthahouse]

omg 2:17 onwards talking bout the chinese and gay together omg i laugh so much, on the floor....''get on the corner'' ''ha the gay chinese man'',,,

[sexyd4babeinthahouse]

omg 2:17 onwards when hes talking about the chinese and gays together on the same street haha.soooo hilarious,but it mite b true

[sexyd4babeinthahouse]

omg i dont like his black hair,hes much more hotter with his blonde hair....or thats just probly me since im half english half irish

[woopwoop31a]

hes good looking

[sexyd4babeinthahouse]

@woopwoop31a yea but hes betta lukin when he had blonde hair which is now i tink

[Katoisacat]

head back to tourus with out hummus 

[steve9542000]

being from the same town as russell lve tried so hard to find him funny but he just isnt. talking fast with `pony` observations dosent cut it(l hear funnier skits from the lads at work every monday morning) lm sure like many other gay comediens he was funny on his first night, but should have left it there.

[Mindanda]

@steve9542000 he's not gay, unless Saddie is a male name?

[HarrisJamesBen]

@steve9542000 He's not gay..? Personally I think he's pretty good, have you watched his performance at the 2010 Gala? I'd say that and his Live at the Apollo show have been his best.

[lordvolroc]

@steve9542000 your not exactly in my face with your straightness there, stevo, mate.

[qaxxi2010]

slowwwwwwww downnnnnnnnnnnn!

[pretenditsagoodworld]

I do the same with my country..

[hc4jd]

"look brown person, photo" lol I cryed!

[TheMegachops]

Meh... I don't find him funny... fortunately he knows he's not really funny so makes up for it by moving onto the next 'joke' quickly... it works for some folks who don't have the chance to really think about how unfunny something is before being bombarded with the next so they chuckle and move on without realising what's happening to them.

[marron66]

@TheMegachops what terrible phychology you have there... people will laugh at something that is funny. people do not get 'tricked' into laughing. you keep going through life like that and you will surely end up in a padded cell. :) happy days.

[TheMegachops]

@marron66

Hi Marron. I'm writing to you from my padded cell. I have decided to follow the trend and laugh along. I feel much better now, your advice on me being insane has been the turning point for me going back to being herded around in circles, completely oblivious to how my psych really works.

*waves*

[ILoveRussellHowardxx]

I love his T-shirt! He is so funny..x!!

[BushidoRei]

Hilarious stuff!

[iChex]

not my son, not a reader

[Kurrisuguya]

he sounds like his out of breath

[SmellyEllabella]

wooh PRESIDENT GANDALF!!!!

[huwgojones]

he is totally gay. but thats cool.

[greatestXhits]

@huwgojones hes metrosexual i think

[MegaCupcake101]

you better not be reading up there you loser ;) Bahahah !

[LeGreenGazelle]

EVERYONE WHO'S DIFFERENT GE' IN THE CORNER!

[xXrockemoXxx]

hes mi cousin :) hehe and no he is not on coke thanks :p lol

[HollyoaksIsLove]

@xXrockemoXxx is he really?

[ShineOnLuci]

I think it's the luck of the Russells' all the best comedians are called Russell....Russell Howard, and him :)

[Apetite4Destruction]

@ShineOnLuci Yeah and Russell Brand. =]

[markymark414]

my son not a reader

[01cruzer]

brown person foto? XD so funny

[acs1978aus]

He's got Melbourne spot on. As an ex-pat Brit living here, I thought it was just me. His observations of this fine city had me crying tears of laughter.....

[EllaLouise2904]

Look Brown person ''Photo''?xx loool he is funny x

[TasteLikeCactus]

that guy is so freakin funny.. all the best comedians r from england

[theadventuresofmary]

pretty much.. though there is arj barker. he is hilarious. and the rest of the UK.

[squishy3000]

Going to see him tonight :D

[jamesellis02]

is that his new show called fakespeare? cos i went nd watched that the other day... so funny :)

[squishy3000]

@jamesellis02 No, it's 'Human Dressage'- very very funny :D

[leesha9805]

hes really cute! i saw him live at epsom, he used his dad all the time but its still funny

[kellyrebeccax3]

he's funny but i hate it when he uses the same joke over and over again,it kinda wears it outtt ♥

[UFClova]

@kellyrebeccax3 It's the same routine for different shows.

[ilovebaguettes]

LOL "would you mind moving that nail bomb for me, i think ive seen a guava"

[cwalwyn]

"not my son not a reader" lol

[DPx111]

not funny

[MadiRaie2500]

he's adorable & funny..but his constant walking around annoys me :(

[rainbowtoesocks]

@MadiRaie2500  He's got dyspraxia , you berk.

[MadiRaie2500]

ohkai, what's that?

[MrBigGuns77]

seen him at comedy store he's very funny, he does seem extremely "edgy" in his performances and talks quickly!!! don't think that makes him a coke head though. i shook his hand too weren't sweaty so passed the drugs test lol

[Lyndon02VB]

this guy sux

[soMa3889]

hahahaha brown person, photo!

[speciallittlegirl09]

he did most of this at the february 2008 comedian of the month thing

[Josierox1]

He's hilarious on I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out of Here Now

[babiikt333]

he is isnt he :p

[ginaiswin]

Scaparé. Hehehe

[jedaaa]

@Josierox1

when was he on that? i might have actually watched it. U.K version?

[4gotten1s]

He speeding or coke off his head.

[djdan151]

@4gotten1s lol i heard he has adhd lmao but he makes a lot of jokes about immodium ...

[bigblackbasterd]

I saw him take a line of powder back stage before a gig in London last year.

Russell Kane on coke.

Why not? Alot of young people in London are coke heads.

He definitely appears high on "I'm a celebrity" TV show.

And why not??

It obviously floats his boats, and he is funny.

[4gotten1s]

@bigblackbasterd yer but hes not natural funny. its like a sprots person taking drugs to win a race while the other do it naturally. Any way just not my peice of cake.

[missbrightside674]

he's from essex, we all speak like this and that fast lol

[daewonsongpingpong]

what about danny bhoy?

[empressrainbow]

He speaks so fast! And looks quite nervous, he's still absoloutley brill :)

[Sacridmace]

Wow, Hes really funny haha. Anyone know if there is any DVD available?

[CheesyFishsticks]

he's cute... nuff sed

[emobabe1993]

"Would you mind moving that nailbomb I think I've aeen a Guava" XD

[billandben0000]

'every australian animal is like 'ARGH we're going to be cooked!!'' LMAO!!

[zengirl252]

yeaa nz is mint!

[xChesskuhx]

ok im officially sick of hearing the cockney head joke now, but the rest of his stuff is amazing <3

[PERFECTCOMMENT]

yeah im the same its in his routine the whole time!

[BillyBobsEel]

kinda Russle Howard

[TXJXG]

hahah i spelt his name wrong, i mean russell kane XD <---Very sexy

[TXJXG]

Is it me, or does anyone else think russell kayne is amazingly sexy? XD

[baxter22071990]

but he looks like fred

[TrashCandyy]

Ive never seen/heard of fred

I think he looks like Amazing Phil tbch

[baxter22071990]

look for fred on here and u shall see similarities is all im saying

tbch?

[TrashCandyy]

to be completely honest (:

And yeh, I suppose, I just see him more as Amazing Phil

[baxter22071990]

o i c ty

[TrashCandyy]

Russell Kane is amazingg (:

Hes like Amazing Phil + Russell Howard mixed together (:

[LFCsteUK]

i love him!!

[Obsidian1392]

would you mind moving that nail bomb? I think I've seen a guava LOL

[luvcomedy123]

GET IN THE CORNER! lol

[mmmollyx]

fitt and fantastic (L)

[random123numbers831]

he is so cute and funny! i love his hair :)

is he gay or just really camp? love him either way x

[sooty98]

i hope hes camp, too good lookin to go to the men :P

hes gorgeous :) x

[random123numbers831]

i know!

michael mcintyre is quite camp, but he's married with kids, so hopefully russell is the same (only single!) xx

[sooty98]

haha yeah :) xx

[lachlanSB]

are you gay?

[sooty98]

who me or russel?

coz im a girl lol

[chocabubble]

President Gandolf LMFAO

[brittybrook]

LMAO PRESIDENT GANDALF

[cartizel]

"..you better not be reading up there u loser.."

I've heard he's material before, but he is funnny.

[LOZdoode]

LOL PRESIDENT GANDALF.

[ildish]

wtf is up with his body movements! freaking spastic!

look brown person PHOTO!

[GottaLoveTheHorrors]

lmao, 'There's probably one gay china-man going "I'm in heaven right now"'

[luvcomedy123]

Oh man that made me laugh so hard ay

[kittox2ya]

Hes pretty funny but he seems to be totally hyped up! I'd watch him again...

[MrJoeMcluvin]

he is really funny, but he does the same thing on every bloody show :L

[TheDrummerGirl07]

all comedians do that, they have set material for every tour. when he starts a new tour he'll have new material.

[1990ricky1990]

re-cycled!

[naiviv1218]

HAHAHAH PRESIDENT GANDALF.

[Elle1Tree]

basically. I've lived in NZ for three years.

[chasersk8er]

"I'm in heaven right now!"

rofl i love that dance thing he does XD

[soMa3889]

look a brown person, photo!

XD

[dogyztillycharlie]

he was funny!! i love the bit with gandalf!! hee hee

[ridwana81]

hes hilarious, love the bit about NZ!

[EmmaIsGreatHaha]

haha i love him hes hilarious!

[splattproducts]

i love his top haha

[lon21]

just in that short set I heard three jokes that I've already heard from other comedians...is he pimping out his jokes or did he just steal them?!

[peacee94]

that was so hilarious, my favourite of the night

[billabY]

..head back to toorak with our Hummers.."" ROFL!!

[kunstinflammen]

Oh I thought he said houmous lol, cos he did another sketch in London where he also said tzatziki? But I guess Hummer makes sense too

[originallyfrumious]

how the fuck does he keep that energy up for an hour? he'd die!

[dantheghosthunter]

Hes is amazing. He owns the comdey stage!!!!

[xmcrluvx]

2:00 - 2:07 FUNNY

[OneOfAKindDanceCo]

hahahha heeee seeemmmmeeed amazingly rushed hahahaha he keeps looking at his watch ahhaha

but funny

[chasersk8er]

i love how he mentions that fruit is forbidden in new zealand airports. "would you mind moving that mail bomb i think i saw a guava!" haha

[foxygirl1901]

lmfao "one gay china-man going 'I'm in heaven right now'" haha classic

[Minority93amy]

you'd think he's gay wouldn't you. xD funny as!

[THAustraliaST]

HAHAHA 2:03-2:07

[chocolateaddict24]

i watch the gay chinaman dance over and over

[Slamboy16]

I LOVE THIS GUY HE OWNS!!

[ninanschell]

god i love him :]

[turbofresh420]

funny cunt