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  • LOL.. snacky kack...

  • he looks like the guy martin lawrence dressed up as on blue streak.lol

  • LOLz

  • @Marjolijntjeuh if you were my child.. id probs cry too

  • Pause the video and press 3

  • Wut if he does these for real but makes it look like a joke on camera but really he want sex from either man or woman???? Nahhhh

  • Damn dude, your eyes must be SORE.

  • She hanged up.

  • damn!!!!!!!! funny as helll

  • hahahahahahahahahaha jakie! "Erotic massage"

  • LMFAO0O0O

  • @Marjolijntjeuh probably of laughter

  • LMAO!!!! XD =') this was epic 

  • ROFLMFAO

  • "My next generation, my middle eastern soldiers, my war in Iraq..."

    *Rise of glorious music.*

    LMAO!

  • one word:

    crack.

  • not funny at all stupid koon

  • @kekwjt go hate somewere elles cunt

  • Buddy...Get a rope...lmao

  • Why do you have shower curtain rings stuck in your face?

  • hahahahahahhaahaaaaaaaa

    thats fucking funny

    damn dude, reminds me of the days craiglist had the erotic section

  • honey, you have lipstick on your teeth....

  • Unfunny twat!

    This cunt should give up, or get funny. This is dire shite.

  • @wognignignog Judging from what i learned from your channel, your are an inconsiderate idiot, to say so simply. You assume you are better than others, and from what i have researched off you, you know little to nothing. You knowledge is questionable, your motives are blind, and your assumptions are off.

    Good day sir.

  • @tyber32 You are obviously a moronic little simpleton judging by your pathetic comment. Don't even bother replying, as you show such a clear lack of intelligence. I suggest you learn proper grammar and it would also be a good idea if you kept a dictionary by your side when you write. Suggesting that I know little to nothing doesn't say much for you now, does it? 'Laugh out loud!'

    Good day to you and try to take heed with my suggestions. You may actually learn something of value if you do!

  • @wognignignog your going over the top for a silly little internet argument.

    I can tell right now you are not as intelligient as the words you are using.

    You have wasted your time thinking of such words, without even realizing I am a troll. You have yet to see through my not-thought-out disguise.

    You clearly aren't even worth a troll's time. Have a good day, knowing this.

  • @tyber32 The very first word you wrote in your pathetic comment was wrong, you moron. Work it out! No good trying to cover your tracks now by saying you were playing some kind of prank.

    Am I using intelligent words? Intelligent for some, maybe. Clearly they must seem intelligent to a moron such as yourself who is lacking a sound education. You are a very dumb simpleton for starting an internet 'arguement' with someone of superior intellect. You have just made yourself look like a toddler!

  • Unfunny twat!

  • haha to funny

  • you're pretty.

  • This Guy Is fucked up in the head

  • are those real teeeth?

  • @xoxoyouareloved no they fell out in other vids

  • Hahaha! "jackass!!"

  • what IS that is your nose and mouth...?

  • Goddamn, that woman sounds trashy.

  • Can you BLOW a saxophone?

  • "can u blow a saxophone?"

    "no, i don't do tht"

    ROFLMAO

  • does he have arthritis in his eyes?!?!? O_0

  • ur very weird but its great comedy

  • what the fuck, are you gay? You have to be a virgin cos no one would touch your ugly fucking face

  • bleckkkkk! wut a whore!

  • 0mg

  • Wow I'd offer to get his teeth fixed but don't think it would change who he is! WTF

    Glad he hates M.J. anyway but wow this is sick.

  • @mikefromspace its not his real teeth? and he is actually very talented this fool has some good music check his page

  • @mikefromspace are you retarded not to realize that those are arent his real teeth

  • @forzainsane thanks a lot you made my day. I'll go kill myself now.

  • he looks like shit is this serious look???

  • What the fuck is wrong with this guy?

  • LOL " I do happy endings by hand"

  • LOL "No, I don't do that"

  • My middle eastern soulja's.. My warriors in Iraq.. XDDDD Almost died laughing there

  • He freightens me to a point, i wont be able to sleep.....

  • if you were mom, i would die....

  • @MisterHugoStiglitz

    I'm not stereotyping science.

    Science has done a lot for us in the past 60 years, and there wouldn't be any of this without science.

    But science is just predictions and guesses. Some things are correct, while others are NOT.

  • @MisterHugoStiglitz

    You're a dumb ass. By the way, did you fail English lessons?

    You can't stereotype a religion because of one man.

    Besides, there is more evidence of Jesus than Caesar Augustus.

    Just because you're fucking retarded, doesn't mean everyone else is.

  • They take my stuff away, wahhh wahhh , 2 long years. wahhhhh, sniffle, shnurggle snort. Not a big deal im a big dirty fatty. AH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HA

  • Bet that's the closest he has ever come to being with a female.

  • @Jonny123898 wtf you dumbass how is science made up from assumptions and guesses but god isnt? fucking prove this god is real before you burn science like that. There is no god its easy to prove. The bible is a load of stories and crap made up. If you ask me god is made up by idiots who cant' take not knowing how everything was made. Just because there was one guy called Jesus who was good and theres evidence doesnt mean he's a fucking son of an all powerful, all knowing, all loving being.fuck u

  • @DerRieseGods haha, i totally agree with you man! preach on :P

  • i do happy endings by hand lmao wtf

  • Loose the theeth please :D

  • wind you teeth back in

  • AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA­HAHA!!!!!!!

  • Ass

  • he really scares the shit outta me!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Can you blow a saxaphone?

  • swallow my next generation my middle eastern soldiers hahahahahahahahaha

  • she sounds like lady gaga at 1st kinda

  • Mr Pregnant rockkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkksss­ssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

  • that lady on the screen is hot.

  • Shnacker shnaw.

  • THE UGLIEST MOTHERFUCKER ALIVE!

  • I started looking for "does god exist", how the hell did I end up here?

  • @mirimiripipim

    God does exist silly.

    You can't believe that the Earth originated from some random big bang, can you?

    Science is made up from guesses and assumptions.

    Obviously they had to try and make some random excuse for how the world was created.

  • @Jonny123898 I beleive in science every time I go on youtube. Without science we wouldnt have computers or the internet.

    If the smartest and most learned people in the world today have agreed on a theory based on EVIDENCE (something religion lacks completely), its only rational to accept it.

    Until we get a better one.

  • @2camjohn

    Wow, fucking retard.

    Where did everything come from? Everything cant be from science you twat because where could science come from.

    Youre just fucking retarded.

    Want evidence? - It's called a Bible.

    Science is fucked up. OH YEAH BECAUSE THE WORLD IS MADE FROM TWO RANDOM ATOMS HITTING EACH OTHER.

    LMFAO BULLSHIT.

    Mate you must live some fucked up life.

    Also, there is more evidence of Jesus that Julius Cesar. Fucking retard.

  • @Jonny123898 Obvious troll is obvious.

  • @wesidantevowfow

    banana

  • @2camjohn

    And before you call me dumb, I had 100% in Physics and Biology, so suck my dick.

  • @Jonny123898 lololol. you made me laugh. there is no god, get over it honey bunches of oats.

    if you're being sarcastic, then nevermind.

  • @jaggedclaw123

    You don't know shit mate.

  • @jaggedclaw123 Poor lost soul. Praying for you.

  • lmao, i love you. :)

  • Quak A Dee Quak Quak.

  • this person got problems i feel bad for him.

  • How the fuck did I end up at this freak's channel? I really need to get sober.

  • @defexorcist lol and what is up with that overboard look. a brand new only.

  • @pinkamos Good point, I think he has gone "overboard" quite some time ago.

  • włuż ten telefon do dupy

  • This guy is so flippen weird yet he's funny as hell lol

  • I laughed so hard when the music came in

  • "My soldiers in Iraq."

  • Ur too funny!!! I have to log n just to laugh!!!! Thank U!!!!

  • o shit funnyyyyy!!!!!!

  • lol

  • lmfao

  • lmfao

    "is this jackie?"

    "would you be able to swallow my babies?"

    LMFAO!

  • @rockcoolmeg kmnhjgfdcgbhjopl?

  • My liquid babies lol :-)

  • you need GOD SO BAD,SAVE HIM JESUS...

  • fuck off u kiddy fiddling christian cunt

  • @jabzxzxz there to busy telling ppl how to live to be moslesting ppl

  • @isaacM1979 Fuck you you bible thumping piece of shit. god is evil, and your halfbreed alien prince died for his stupidity. Eat shit and choke to death faggot.

  • @LordCinderWalk don't be so angry :( there's already enough in this world. 

  • @LordCinderWalk by saying god is evil your admitting there is a god 0.0

  • whats a female escort?

  • Ask your mum.

  • @theringfilm1 prostitute

  • fake teeth

  • Mr Pregnant = FUCKING AWESOME!

  • lolz

  • lmfao

  • poo

  • how bout dat weed...good shit aint it

  • lmfaooooooooo omg rofl he said eud u swallow my liquid baby omfggg hahhaha

  • would you swallow my liquid babys??

  • fucking crackhead

  • "Do you give happy endings?" LOL!! awesome.

  • LMAO..

  • Ommfg! You are funny, good how you can joke about but be serious on the guitar :D

  • "AVAIL-A-BIL-LI-TEE-NESS"

    lololololol

  • "can u blow my saxofone?" lmfao

  • you can swallow my middle eastern soldiers

    Lmao

  • cant she get arrested LMFAO

  • @NOTHINGbutCOMEDY he lives in california prostiution is legal there

  • prostitution is not legal in California,,only in Las Vegas

  • its legal in all the cities in Nevada except Las Vegas.

  • What What What's your abili-bili-ty-ness?  HAHAHAHA

  • this guy is amazing! : D

  • hesa fucking crack head

  • lmaooooooooooooooooooooo 1:40 my son said SHOOT MY LIQUID BABIES DOWN UR THROAT-TIDDY QUACK QUACK WTF looove this guy

  • 1:02 Can I aks you a question? :D hahaha DUDE! You are awesome!

  • shes and escort - not desperate

  • exactly

  • mr pregant rocks more then you

  • what are the job of female escort????

  • An escort is basically the same thing as a prositute, except they do more than just have sex. They go out on dates and shit too.

  • LOL @ 2:15 to the end of the video, his voice sounded exactly like a chicken's!

  • LMAO!!!!!!!!!!

  • yo funny at end hah a

  • my god his mouth Dx

  • he is scary..god..

  • ROFL!!!!!

  • LOl my name is Jackie :D

  • awesome!!!

  • lonerook860, they're fake teeth. :L

  • "can i axe u a question"XD

  • The guy is funny as hell, but he needs a fucking dentist.

  • those aren't his real teeth...

  • wait until she sees that sexy hunk of a man *gigles*

  • "she hung up"

    ...jackass xD

    lmao...classic!

  • AVALIBILITYNESS

  • weird

  • haha the face is funny especially when it starts to ring.

  • your lips are good for advertising lipsticks like ,Revlon,Lorelle and i forgot the other one that starts with M....U know the ones that doesn't bleed .oh yuck.

  • Maybelline?

  • "My War In Iraq" LMFAO 2:04

  • "swallow my kids, my next generation" lol the mr.pregnants junior!

  • lmao this one waz nice lol

  • :D my middle easter soldiers

  • HES FUNNY AS FCK!!

  • I LOVE THIS GUY!

  • hey man. im naked!! r

  • my war in iraq

  • HAHAHA at the end was so nasty!!

  • I JUST LOVE THIS GUY!!!

  • LOL!

    whats your availabilityness!?

  • LMAOO liquid babies

  • ahahahahhahahah

  • LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • whats your availabilityness, lmfao. this is my fav.