Badass Dolemite

[nhlalwenhlezondo]

Oh my goodness, I am watching this movie, lawls!

[geechi71]

Petey Wheatstraw had to be the best Rudy Rae Moore movie ever!

[PsycholisticGames]

dolemites fuckin awesome!

[BigOldMrKnish]

Lol @ 1:06

[MrSchultzstaffel]

"I'll kick your fuck'in white ass morning-noon-and night...and twice on Sunday's if your shit turn's out to be white! You punk-ass'ed peeps think ya'll kno how to fight...now I'm gon' open up a can o' woop-ass straight from the Dolemite! I'm gon' turn your cracker-ass right out from the start...I'm gon' sit on yo' face and rip a black-ass, ghetto-fart! I'm gon' take my pimp-cane and you gon' feel my hit...and after I'm done wit' yo' ass you gon' know...Dolemite's the shit!" RIP Rudy Ray More.

[paulmajano]

I want to be train by Dolemite's master Ostrich lol

[Seanzie2824]

@DaMostEnigmatic you don't say?

[densuo]

0:54 greatest backhand of all time

[dbiddy911]

@jpnz you left off the funniest part: Ladies and gentlemen I want you to remember their faces, so you can know whose breaking into your places. If they do it to me, they'll do it to you, so I want you to stick your foot up their ass the next time they do. LOL

[CeoJamesOnline]

that nigga came out the store and said GOTDAYUUUM!!..lol COMEDY!!!

[kampaikampaikampai]

DOLEMITE KING NIGGA

[guigui1236]

Goddam !!!!!!!!

[rush1er]

Dolemite should have been a StreetFighter 2 character

[Phendraana]

I wanna have a caramel-colored baby with Dolemite.

[BaneOfIslam10]

Dolemite is the tough black mineral that won't cut out when heat's all about!

Oh yeah, it's dolomite baby!

[InvisibleChr1s]

THIS NIGGA'S GOT A MUTHAFUCKA POWER

[xxxKINGFROGxxx]

WORKING CLASS HERO!

[DeezyLandTV1]

lmfao

[assfacedfucker]

HOLY SHIT EVERYONE IS JJ FROM GOOD TIMES

[daroyalgeneral]

@assfacedfucker ...was just about to say da same thing....LOL!!

[kylebakersanangelo]

@assfacedfucker dude thats hilarious! dynomite!

[kylebakersanangelo]

its a scientific fact , you dont fuck with dolemite or you get fucked up. i love how everything he says rhymes

[Tudaman]

GOTDAMMM!

[maricopaapt14]

Wish I could make explosion sounds when I hit people. Rudy is king of Blacksploitation.

[CALICOTV301]

lmao classic

[Skateoftheunion]

ALRIGHT YOU CLOWNS, I'M GONNA DUBDUBDUBDUBDUBDUBDUBDUBDUB

[sw1zzie]

1:05 Michael Jackson stole that from Dolemite!!!

[DeadPandaComedy]

Check out our Dolemite parody "Dolemitis"

[jaysekhon8014]

LOLOL I've heard this dude sampled in Madlibs music LOL what a legend.

[perrytma]

Somebody put the hush puppie scene on this muhfucka. 

[Stranglehold432]

Every second of this film is better than life itself.

[maurbank]

The first 2 seconds of this is my new ringtone.

[hollisprophet]

@maurbank hahaa, im bout to do the same

[71tankerman]

Dolomite is the black version of Chuck Norris...

[tomhubbard28]

Isn't this Petey Wheatstraw????

[Mongo76]

@tomhubbard28 Yes

[SunsetSupermanRMB]

Who's the cat

Who knows where its at

Dolemite

Damn right.

Who's the cat that won't cop out

When there's danger all about

Dolemite

Right on

[TalentUnTapped]

I officially have to watch every single Dolemite movie possibly after seeing this. lol this is classic!

[Jazjune31]

LOL!!!!!

[mad122780]

Thats why niggas in the ghetto can't have shit! LMAO

[dbiddy911]

@mad122780 crappy movies, but funny as hell!!!!

[dbiddy911]

@mad122780 crappy movies, but funny as hell!!!!

[SunsetSupermanRMB]

0:35 Greatest acting ever.

[bubbabobodbrain]

@SunsetSupermanRMB word

[gadget609]

lol @ 0:33

[keltonkng]

GODDAM!

[laughingwarlock]

DOLEMITE MOTHERFUCKER!

[DrFlaxWebFLOO]

THIS IS WHY NIGGAS CAN'T HAVE SHIT!!!

[johnthomasjacobi]

I wish he punched that stupid bitch with the afro and the purple jumpsuit

[Dolemite91]

This guy's a poser, everyone knows I'm the REAL Dolemite! XD XD XD

Seriously though this guy was something else. I just loved his talk where he'd like speak in rhymes and shit. Plus he was a total badass. Easily one of the better Blaxploitation heroes. RIP Rudy Ray Moore.

[shikitokaproto]

motherfuckin Dolemite

[CRUNKJOOSE2]

now thats one bad mutha fucka

[Rdfelic]

Baddest Mutha Trucker that ever lived!

[56BUICKRiviera]

Thats a Bill Blass Mark IV.

[WestIndianNaz]

This was the funniest motherfucker alive when I was a kid, me and my younger brother would sneek up on the 3rd floor in my older brothers room and would listen to him for hours on the record player. We never got caught because if we did, my mom would whip our ass' something terrible. RIP Dolemite. You are a bad motherfucker!!!!

[guyfromdubai]

0:54, pimpslap !

[jonsilence]

Wassup home boys? Ain't nobody got a burner to settle the score here? Gonna let some clown wit a name DOLEMITE drag y'all thru the dirt? MAN, what happened to black pride?

[WestIndianNaz]

@jonsilence Its just comedy my man, no need to take it any deeper because its not deep. Now what is deep is the poverty level in our own country USA, the Mississippi Delta still doesn't have running water. That's something to get deep about. This shit right here is a want not a need, so you might want to get off the page. Now does that make sense? Yes, sure it does.

[TWill800]

Lmao Who steals car seats?

[Menckenperson]

THE FIRST 8 SECONDS ARE SO FUNNY! THEY WAY HE SAYS IT!!!!

[Perryoo]

Followed up by 1:05 "Yeah bitch! *victory pose*"

[Perryoo]

1:02 WOAOAAAHAAHAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOO­OOOOO!

[Menckenperson]

This is so funny!

[soupb29]

it says a lot about the mans humanity and social compassion. After a healthy dose of his own brand of kung-fu he doesnt kill them or turn them in, instead they just have to fix his car. Dolemite for president!!!!

[crazypants88]

Was that chick having epileptic fit or something?

[marie1w]

lol..thats all i can say..i saw this when i was 15 and i still love all of his movies.

[countcoco]

Limbs off a tree, haha.

[SunsetSupermanRMB]

0:09  Thelma from Good Times.

[gadget609]

@SunsetSupermanRMB thats not her

[sterby1]

I guess you haven't seen "Boss Nigger". Most badass cowboy movie ever.

[dwiggles1]

The acting is sooo bad, that it's good! Funny shit!

[DnyceakaImBack]

man that opening lines had me rolling had to rewind it back a good 10 times

[fakespotter]

lol niggers, even niggers hate them

[Bassfully]

but I'mo kick yo ass for messin with me...

[starcalibre]

that's what ya get for fuckin with me you no good no business born insecure muthafucka!!!!!

[cdownfan]

o'l boy tried to catch the rock after he was kicked. priceless!

[karatezombie]

"You'll take the limbs off of a tree." hahahahaa. Rudy Ray Moore was a Superstar.

[zombieturd7]

he is one bad mutha-shut yo mouth 

[jauaun]

LMMFAO

[nadesNspades]

what the hell is this? the ghetto version of west side story? these fight scenes are way too funny to take seriously.

[missyrunyon]

Love the soundtrack, especially the little "SPROINNGGG!" at the beginning. Stellar stuff.

[1EXCEPTION602]

@missyrunyon that "SPROINNGG" IS TO LET YOU KNOW THAT SOME ASS IS ABOUT TO BE KICKED, its in all his movies

[mckendo83]

is this real??

[1EXCEPTION602]

@mckendo83 yes very real Peatey Wheatstraw

[313detboy]

this is classic dolemite,still funny as ever,will crack u up.

[Jomon]

i feel so bad i had to watch this. i think my life is a little worse than it was before.

........ amazing though.

[TJae1]

beats the beatle movies ~

[dshowmaker]

lol! this is epic!!!! THATS WHY NIGGAS IN THE GHETTO CANT HAVE SHIT!!!

theyre stealing his FUCKING BENCH SEAT!! hahahahahaha!

[jbc429]

Thats why nigas in the ghetto cant haaave shiit!

[IIarcon2II]

yeap.

[TifaL20]

lol that lady was going overboard with the screaming

[Kenou]

@1:04 best...win...pose...evarrrr lol.

[Kenou]

Thi is Petey Wheatstraw NOT Dolemite. Still funny shit though.

[kar5431]

lmao they stole his backseat out of his car

[gigantor21]

@kar5431 And then tried to beat him with it...what a fucked up neighborhood. XD

[scottraines]

Goddaaaaaaaaaaaamn!!!!!!!! LMAO!!

[papeluso]

How on God's green earth did his tight-ass slacks not tear right down the middle with all those kicks???

[UcanbeGOD]

@papeluso lol

[kenmarv71]

@papeluso Funny shit! I wondered how he didn't do it to!

[grumpypant]

Wow man, this is the ghetto at its worst, in my opinion!!! Cheesy fight scenes and over-jive actings...it's horrible!!!

[grumpypant]

...no, even back then, brass nuckles and switch blades were common from typical "ganstas"...

Some even carried linked chains...and nunchukas---if you can believe that!!!

[ak0087]

so this is how it was before guns got introduced to the ghetto...

[yellowbooze]

he's like a black samurai, talks in cursin' haiku then kicks ass then haiku's some more. This man is deep!

[BOUCHER09SHAWTY]

the guy in the blue suit jumped at the sound effect too!!! lol

[BOUCHER09SHAWTY]

does anybody notice the sound effect after he says gotdamn in the begginning? lmao!!

[1funkydrummer4]

Man what do you mean whats with the move he does at 1:06? That is called GO-RATE......a derivitive of karate. lol DOLEMITE IS THE MAN BABY!

[KamikazeDesigns]

dolemite is the best...but whats with the move he does at 1:06

[ItsDatCajunStuff]

"But I'm gon' kick your ASS for messin with me!"

Man, this movie is awesome.

[charliestube1]

Is this out of Petey Wheatstraw or the Disco Godfather???

[Stitchman3875]

I think it's Petey Wheatstraw.

[kenmarv71]

"Goddam! Those dope-headed junkies make me sick"

"I want you to go back to my car, and put my shit back just like you found it."

Funny shit man! Rudy was the man.

[WarriorBoy]

RIP To Rudy Ray Moore, tha BAD BAAAAAAD Dolemite., the man who started this shit and gave it flavor.

Everyone who enjoyed this, do yourself a favor and see Black Dynamite, that shit is righteous and honors Rudy's memory.

He would be proud of it and would've had a cameo if he were alive, I'm sure of it.

[bps3013]

"That's why niggas in the ghetto cain't HAVE shit!"

RIP Rudy Ray Moore!

[babyoil1]

first 6 seconds is pure comedy

[roc788]

LMAO the more I watch the beginning the more I realize thats one of the funniest things ive ever seen. Dolemite is the shit!

[rexboogie]

IM black and I don't believe people liked this! blackploitations( movies made by in the 70s for a black audience) movies sucked. Superfly and shaft were. There were some halfway good ones.

[BlankUberAlles]

Putney Swope

[BlankUberAlles]

whups, I mean, I remember seeing one called Putney Swope....it was way ahead of it's time-good comedy and a very original storyline with some pretty colorful personalities

[GomerDose]

LOL! black people are funny no matter what they do.. Just look at Urkle. He's a comedy genius

[Propsdue]

I idolized this guy...His blend of comedy, kung-fu, and cussin' made him one of the all time greats...He'll be missed

[TriumVirateABAP]

GOT him Dolomite!!!!!!

Your not supposed to Touch uncle Dolomite Shhhht!

What a nice example for the kids about doing the RIGHT Dang!

[bigtymer77]

RIP Dolemite. wish he was still around. his movies were funny.

[mantagrae]

yeaaa the dude walking funny in the odb video is "hamburger pimp" HAHAHAHA i had to sit down and watch the movie just because of him, lol

[mantagrae]

mannn im sorry mannn, but everytime i rewind this and hear him say GAAAAAAAAT-DAMNNNNNNNN!! cracks me up off my ass, lmaooooo

[kjkilojoules]

LMAO!!! I know! So funny. I didn't even know this movie existed until I saw ODB's "Baby I got your money" video yesterday. I just had to look it up. Hilarious!

[TriumVirateABAP]

Now That was 'my' FAV spot!

[1EXCEPTION602]

@mantagrae the best 2 word clip h ever mad , stilll lmao

[johnsonclan2000]

@mantagrae MMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEE TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO



[mantagrae]

0:29 - 0:31

<<< busted out laughin)))

he was kickin da SHIT outta him!!!! look how he fly's up off the ground!!! LMAOOOO

[Rezxer]

What the hell is happen at 0:30 to 0:32? It looks like Dolemite was humping the guy.

Goddamn, this movie is awesome.

[Aldawolf]

The punches sound like gunshots lol.

[farrazano]

"Goddamn, that's why niggaz in the ghetto can't have shit!"

[theeuprise]

which dolemite movie is this from?

[Xman116]

HAHAHAH it is soooo bad....its good HAHAHAHA

[dubdagod26]

Next to black belt jones, dolemite got the best fight scenes hahahaha......You gotta love that shit

[waffles209]

Wow all i have to say is...BWAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAH

[clr855]

I just love the way his hat stays on during the fight scenes

[TJae1]

I got it ~ ya'll can't have it ~ classic stuff ~ Fight the man !

[herbtree85]

1:05 lol

[CorporalDanLives]

Dolemite >>> Bruce

[CAU98]

This is not Dolemite. This scene is taken from Petey Wheatstraw the Devil's Son in Law. It's an enjoyable and charming film.

[gusphraba]

Let's just say he's got a hell lot in common with Dolemite and the Human Tornado and so on.

[FLBMX66]

Dolemite is the greatest. Best part, he can fight on his own, he doesn't need a crew to fight one person like every other pussy ass bitch out there today.

[gusphraba]

Well just in case he has an all girl kung fu army.

[Broyale26]

Dolemite so badass, his punches and kicks DON'T EVEN NEED TO CONNECT. I love these movies. Rudy is a comedy legend.

[charliestube1]

"GODDAMN!!! THESE DOPE-HEADED JUNKIES MAKE ME SICK, THAT'S WHY NIGGAS IN THE GHETTO CAN'T HAVE SHIT!!!"" Classic Rudy Ray Moore.

[TheCmackAttack]

ROFL!!!!! this is the funniest fight scene i seen hahaha

[whitechickrule]

THAT WILLIE WAS A FUNNY MOTHA

[cthe7thman]

Bruce Lee can't touch Dolemite--Dolemite is the baddest nigga that ever live-ya'll niggas are crazy-Dolmite will fuck ya'll niggas up com' on

[jaygood74]

Why were they fighting in Wrigley Field ?

[PoopPeeSandwich]

win

[fmitchell10]

chuck norris will fuk this nigga up

[shengchenfan]

chuck will get fuck up.say it right dumass

[BuckoWheat]

Chuck will get fucked up. Say it right dumbass. The one thing I hate about youtube is people trying to correct other peoples grammar.

[shengchenfan]

Okay,Fuck you then Pussy!

[shengchenfan]

Plus,Who really cares! Rudy Ray Moore and Chuck Norris done theirs.What Have You Done? I'm a retired fighter myself with 30 wins,1 draw 1 lost.You do you have beside swollen computer finger and a beer gut.

[Broyale26]

Trivia. Chuck Norris's school did the fight choreography for the first Dolemite movie. Tell me them roundhouse kicks don't look familiar.

[tateavery21]

Bruce Lee will fuck chuck up

[2199]

RIP RUDY RAY MOORE. They didnt even give a an obits in People.

[UcanbeGOD]

godDAMN!

[JimmytheSaint75]

This is from Petey Wheatstraw: The Devil's Son in Law, not Dolemite. But you can get both in the box set, which is "Officially Disapproved by The Man."

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[gunarcom]

sure, kick the guy with the knife at your girlfriend

[kirkmax99]

It wasn't his girlfriend, she was just a bystander caught up in the madness. Nell, his girlfriend is the one next to him when came out of the club.

[mermaniel]

badass funky nigga!

[Keijopena]

THATS KUNG FU NIGGAS

[drkramwolf]

WTF LOL XD

[mikeygeneral]

LMAO - Rontf!

[jksfive]

pimpslapped at :55

[Testesgirl]

foot in the ass at :58

[cuttyya]

lol

[dgfnhdlsfiuhgaerogqe]

I luv his face at 34 sec in

[jamid87]

oh damn and that lady's scream @ 37 sec...lmao

[misfitjustice]

This makes Power Rangers look like Jackie Chan.

[OMGmyFACE]

Just the way he says the first rhyme in the beginning. "GodDAMN, these dope-headed junkies make me sick! That's why niggas in the ghetto can't HAVE SHIT!" It's hilarious. Dolemite was a certified licensed badass muthafucka.

[dgfnhdlsfiuhgaerogqe]

DAmn that dude should fight for elite XC he could kick Kimbos ass hahahaha I like how dude fights with his toothpick still in his mouth

[marcantallita]

damn!!!! dolamite movies where so so soo bad tha they where good. i just have to see them all damn that s@#%*t is crazy funny

[Brick]

man that's some extra fly shit right there