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  • Wat the hell was that face at 1:50

  • Shoving gangsters' heads up people's butts like a boss

  • would of been better if he made them all fist each other lol

  • W--T--F

  • 1:36 it's marty from pirates of the carribean

  • hancock makes human centipedes!

  • AHAHAHAHAHAHAA XD

  • if this was Red he would put his foot up his ass

  • If you don't move, your head is going up in his ass.. XD

  • funny

    

  • Funny

  • Funniest shit in tha world

  • ch chu chu ass hole

  • Human centipede...yuck!!!

  • Hancock turned them into a centaur

  • At what point did they not realize HE'S A FUCKING SUPERHERO WITH SUPERHUMAN ABILITIES?!!!

  • This should be an instant kill on a fighting video game XD

  • Dude's face at 1:50 is fucking priceless!!!

  • i just lost my appetite...

  • SO FUNNY!!!! AND WILL IS SEXXY!!!!!

  • @vangoghmatisse1 Are You a girl cause if your not your fucking gay, but if your a girl its cool but,If your a boy and your gonna comment like this someone needs to kick your ass!

  • @45sporefan I'm a Women not a girl, and I'll kick your ass in the ring with boxing gloves on. And I love the gay community as well.

  • Like Dwight would say: "Physically impossible and cinematically unrealistic"

  • The funny part afterward is that Jason Bateman's character asks Hancock "Did you stick a man's head up another man's ass?" LMAO!

  • 10 people gotten their head up someones ass

  • LOL Sandford and Son theme ftw

  • Hold 9 XD

  • lol

    1:52 hes like "dayumm... how they gonna get THAT out?"

    XD I LVOE HIM!

  • LOL

    

  • It's a freakin' Centaur.

  • getting it in... easy

    but getting out....

  • Why the midget up his butt? He was talking to the big white guy and the black guy

  • @trj522 he didn't put the midget in his ass.. look closer, it's the black guy.

  • wouldnt they both die???

  • Choo Choo asshole

  • It's the human centipede!!

  • funnest? go to school

  • @vleidrums thats what Im gonna do to you

  • Its like vegeta from dbz would be in jail

  • hahahaha 1:48 jajajajaja

  • Choo Choo asshole!!!

  • Auuuu I don't want to be the big man or the one who has to out his head in the other one's ass....

  • Lmaoo Did You Her Thay Sound O_o 1:44

  • @Mosmoov3 I never noticed it before, and i am not sure if its because of this recording. But ugh, that garbled slurping sound was disturbing.

  • dont press 8

  • @eldindrljevic no wonder you think it isnt...wikianswers is where you lookin for it for more morons like you post their crap. You need to look up dictionary d*t c*m, einstein

  • 1:27, Martin Lawrence

  • ....owww that had to hurt

  • hancock turned them into a centaur  hahahaha !

  • @jacksonboyfreddy best comment ever

  • The expressions on everyone's faces are PRICELESS.

  • Sanford and Son theme song HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • yes it is, moron

  • these guys are dumbasses thinking they can stand up to hancock lol

  • Sanford and Son music, perfect.

  • i've never watched this when it's been on t.v. lately... now i gotta

  • HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!! he got a head stuck up his ass

  • I like the music in the background when the little one is ìnside` XD

  • @MrTommekiff The music you are referring to is the theme song from the 1970's sitcom "Sanford and Son" starring Redd Foxx.

  • hhhahahahah omfg...

  • that gives the term head up his ass a whole new meaning

  • that's gota hurt like hell

  • idk which one i feel bad for

  • the dude would've died because his internal organs would've ruptured from the size of the head, and the other dude would've suffocate.

  • 9 people got there heads shoved up someone elses ass by Hancock

  • whahah niiice!

  • omg fuck im dieing of loughter

  • I like when everybody starts screaming ooooooohss LOL

  • yak i like it sooooooooooooooooooooo perfect!!!!!!!!!

  • yak i like it sooooooooooooooooooooo perfect!!!!!!!!

  • this is where the Human Centipede idea came from

  • @troubledseed... that fossil of a song is called "Colors", by Ice T.....from way back in the late 80s... from the movie of the same name with Sean Penn, Robert Duvall, and the only red-headed cholo you'll ever see....

  • 0:10 Wtf the singer keeps saying Cum... Wtf is his problem?

  • choo choo ass hole...

  • guy at 0:59 is like "what did you say playa?"

  • "Did you really put a man's head up another man's ass?"

    ...-nods-

  • Lmfao

  • did anyone else keep rubbing their arse after this?

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  • WTF the best scene ever !! xD

  • fuck yes fuck yes 1:30 2:06

  • I don't know which guy I'd rather be... the one with a head up my ass, or the guy with the head in some other dudes ass???

  • 1:47 orgazm

  • 1:57

    Hancock invented the centaur

  • Guess who in 1:36 - 1:37 behind Hancock.

  • @SwiftGundam dont know ,how? :D

  • @TheBigP99 Verne Troyer makes a blink and you'll miss it cameo in this. Must be getting desperate for him after the Love Guru.

  • @SwiftGundam the guy from pirates of the Caribbean O_o?

  • @hurricanesofhell Oh yeah. Otherwise known as "Mini Me". I hope he'll come back in Pirates 4.

  • @SwiftGundam Lol O_o im not sure if he's in Pirates 4... i don't remember him on the previews.. but i could have forgotten lol.

  • @hurricanesofhell he's not back this time around, neither is most of the crew from the pearl, pintel and ragetti(the fat one and the wooden eye guy) cotton and his parrot theyre all out of it this time. something supposedly happens to all of them.

  • @Greenwood4USA they were eaten by the kraken?!! O_O

  • @hurricanesofhell probably not, the kraken was dead in world's end. it probably has to do with blackbeard since according to one of the trailers he now is the captain of the black pearl. also more than likely explains why barbossa has a peg leg this time around.

  • @Greenwood4USA it said that Minie me wasn't the short guy in Pirates. :( i was forced to research because my sister really wanted to prove it wasn't him.. Lol and it said it was another guy i guess.. :(

  • wat's the name of the song?

  • @leletto1980 that is the theme from the show Sanford and Son.

  • ya'll fella's sure u wanna ride this train!!!!lol

  • i love all the reactions

  • therapy by the end of life...hahaha

  • what the song name at start clip ??????

  • @101greeneyes colours - Ice T

  • @TheStateoflove thnxx

  • Choo choo asshole.....OMG *rage* *Random guy making sign of the cross*

  • lmfao!!!

  • The one guy who had his head shoved up the other guys ass look like a chicken with his head cut off.

  • hahahahhaha i loved this scene

  • Hancock's got superhuman strength, he's a superhero for God's sake. What were they thinking confronting him like that? These guys really should've planned ahead.

    Sorry, couldn't resist, LOL!

  • @PrimeTimeJokesta if they could think and plan ahead, they probably wouldn't be in jail. most criminals who actually put their minds to it get away with their crimes, its just that most of them work on Wall st. or DC. most of the people in jail are guilty of crimes with little or no thought at all, just spur of the moment adrenaline type nonsense.

  • @Kakerot4141 very true, I agree, and sometimes it's for dumb reasons they steal or commit crimes too.

  • @PrimeTimeJokesta if you mess with me your head will be in tairi2009 ass

  • @swagger87145 hahaha

  • pause at 2:00.... HOLY [BLEEP]

  • I bet the big bald dude.. loved it though.

  • Now, if I saw a guy that could throw a car around like a chew toy lookin like Tim Duncan with a drinking problem, I wouldn't fuck with him.

  • This takes the term tossing the salad to a whole new level.

  • Yeah well guys in jail don't really mind shit up their ass anyhow.

  • what's this song?

  • Are you fellas sure you wanna ride this train.. :')

  • Threatening the superpowered being who put you in prison in the first place when he just wants to go to his cell=stupid move. Doing it after he threatens to put you head up someone's anal cavity=Stupidest. Move. EVER!!

  • whats the song that starts around :20

  • What's the name of that song????

  • 1:43

  • 1:20

  • Interesting choice in music for this clip. The "Sanford & Son" theme?

  • Thats how you get ahead in life

  • what the guys were thinking before they stopped him: hey guys! it's the guy that put us in here! y'know the one with super strength, speed, can fly and is invincible. lets kick his ass!

    me: umm yeah, good plan guys. i'll be over here, watching you get your asses raped by your mates head.

  • whats the name of the song in the begining

  • You know deep down inside they were all laughing there asses off!

  • Im gonna take your head and stick in your ass and your head in his ass and his head on my ass :D

  • @EpicNostra U r sick!!!

  • Why would they even bother trying to fuck with a guy that has superpowers?

  • you sure you wanna ride this train?

  • @heikkigeddon Choo choo asshol- WHOA!!! LOL.

  • Every one should watch the whole movie 'cause I saw it and on a scale of 1 to 10 it would be a giant 10!!!so watch it

  • Rofl my knees went weak

  • Music please ?

  • @thx428 Song is Colors by Ice Tea

  • @805TO801 Thanks man!

  • Adam and Jamie should do this on myth busters.

  • @HecTicPhantom they would probably bust it because it would be too gory in order to make it work.

  • hahahhaahh omg so funny

  • the real human centipede lol

  • The guy who put that vid in youtube gonna be the guy get in the ass !!

  • Lol at watching this as the Sanford and Son Theme is Playing. LOLOL!!!!

  • @jdurand11143 That's the funniest damned part of it, ain't it?

  • 10 people likes anal 

  • 8 people knows what i feels like 

  • Ha ha there is a midget in there!

  • i love how in the backround sanfor and son are playin haha!

  • if they know he got super powers why even bother lol dumb prisoners

  • It is about time a black man owned his haters

  • i feel bad for the doctors who had to get them separated

  • is this a pepto bismo commercial? XD

  • @iKillTreyarch It should be.

  • LMAO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!

  • Is that bigshow lol

  • 0:47 wtf that one dude is jumping up and down... XD

  • @ZionandDomNation hah lol

  • @ZionandDomNation hahahahaha i saw that!

  • @ZionandDomNation he ready to fight

  • llooooooooooooolllll

  • why are they blocking the way? they think they can do something against him? -.-

  • @hashem90 they think he won't fight back...

  • munchies