Joanie's Guidette Fawl Makeup Tutorial

[Bradsworld1]

Bewbs

[gurlugurl528]

Bubbies xD

[CyndiGarguilo]

Please tell me, is this for real or a joke?

[KTBEverlasting]

@CyndiGarguilo Joke

[WeXRipXProm]

@CyndiGarguilo How would you think this is anything other than a joke.

[Gsmooth84]

I like your accent

[Riihem]

snooki

[penatibusx]

Your mouth is beautiful. Looks like birthday cake icing. Yum.

[ClownMonstaa]

Ya should go with Frankie

[musefan4]

You look GAWJUSS

[cadenceV7bVI]

Joanieee, you gotta do it! You gotta go out wit Frankieeeee!

[sasukeichigo12]

I can't stop staring at your bubies!

[nikkyluvsyou]

hun not the greatest look for you 

[poprock062]

Omg I go to short hills mall!!!! I'm going April 2nd!!!! I like rock way better though hahaha

[audreyfan4ever]

@KTBEverlasting i CAN spell...i am a straight 'a' student with a 3.7 gpa... i am not illiterate, i just have a touchy ipod touch so sorry

[audreyfan4ever]

@jewstrike u need to calm down broski...

[Pitiponk93]

I don't know why, but you remind me of Mariah Carey in this vid.

[katluvur10]

I contoured my bubbies XD

[nenshche1516]

looks like you got nutella all over your face

[audreyfan4ever]

u suck as a guidette... thats not how us gurlz frim the tristate do r makeup! n ur pouf is PATHETIC!!!!...and FRIZZY!!!!!! nd even with the makeup u dont fit the bill! janene needs to help u out!

[jewstrike]

@audreyfan4ever Keep making the tri-state area shit.

[KTBEverlasting]

@audreyfan4ever Ugh. Learn to spell.

[gonemushrooming]

@audreyfan4ever

It's a parody.

[buttsecksist]

u got some big tits thats wat u have

[MAjYQSammi]

I've never laughed this hard at something labeled "Makeup Tutorial". Hahahaahahahaha! ='D

[plostellum]

Too-tori-y'all :D

[ARIS3OLE]

your best video but a minor flaw u overdid it a bit wiv the make up especially around the cheekbone area other than that u lookin great (great bust)

[PrettyGlamRock]

I... Buubies? Is that how you spell that? Contour'd mah buubehz.

[booteeny24]

God, please do more of these.

[sillygabbyx]

lol i want your lip gloss/stick. :p

[Mvhsqueen]

i dare you to walk out in public like this!

[cokewh0re]

Im actually diggin' the bronzaaaa

[goldkear]

roflmao @ "tony's" page

[Arishi6002]

i love your videos bahahaha. NEVER stop making them.

[Ruizkidd91]

i know i wasnt going to put anyone on blast but.....TONY!

lolz joanie you are hella funny =]

[SupItsJoanie]

my name is joanie..lol

[zulay5]

beautifull!

[SodaFreak16]

i love the jersey accent she does

[MsYogawolf]

i know a girl who does her makeup exactly like that. I'm not joking. It's terrifying. but the worst part is, everyone thinks she's hot....

[ApartgevalM]

@MsYogawolf I know many girls who look like that. I don't even wear foundation, I think it's so gross!

[JacquelineeeN]

This is a nice soft look for work.

lmao. 

[rawryerawhore]

I like commenting on your videos because I know that when I do so, I'm helping you make money. C:

[altolove]

i love you. ahaha. you're hilarious.

[BABiiBx33]

ahaha, my bubbies;)

[ilovebananas08]

Like I love this look on you ha ha ha ha the nude lips the bronzer and ur eyes ha ha ha Girl I wonder how many chicks are gonna be walking around with friggin crappy nude lips LMAO PS Skinny Bitches suck in bed men like curves!!! LOL JPMETZ ur the best

[ilovebananas08]

I love this look on you the nude lips bronzer and ur eyes Girl ur so pretty!!!! PS Skinny Bitches suck in bed men like curves!!!

[adellesy]

SAWFT. FAWL. LOOK

[AppleCiderSeedz]

there's really NOONE funnier than jpmetz on youtube

[KraZyRaNDomTHougHTz]

your videos are funny you the type of person i'd chill with lol =]

[Amyco020484]

The lip color isn't my favorite but I love that eyeshadow! Who makes it?? Also you have pretty lips I think they could use a little color.. maybe just not so nude? Just my opinion anyways even if this was a joke, I rather liked it.

[fuchsinrot]

genius.

[heyytheredarling]

You make me wanna be a guidette.

Is it just me? or do you always just make my day?

[mrgerardwaysgirl]

okay, guys i get the point, please ignore my last comment, i didnt realise it waqsw a joke, but there is no need to be rude, im sorry if i offended people x, truce?

[rockmyworld24]

Class = Angelina

[xwtfisftwx]

Your tan line hahahaha

[MakeupMadneZBUZXcore]

this was funny do a snookie tutorial



[goalyssago]

what's wrong with your teeth?

[iroxyasoxs]

I love that eyeshawdow!!!

[espinoza2110]

i like your boobs

[zomgEricka]

that eye shadow colour is like... really pretty. :o

[chailattee]

I actually really like that lip colour haha

[Denzerf]

"this is a nice sawft look for work!"

[oxilizz]

do you have dirt on your face? like....seriously?

how do you people actually think you look good?!?!?!?!?!

[cuppycakemunsters]

@oxilizz it's a joke, dumbass...

[smartndumb101]

@oxilizz You do realize this is a joke tutorial and the that her face normally does not look like that, right? Just look at the "suggestions" column.

[dominiquenpawl]

Unfortunately, I made one of these types of videos too. And unfortunately, everyone thought it was serious.

[Anastasia8983]

You're lips are out of friggin control lol.

[dbaby12341]

U DONT NEED THAT LIPSTICK WITH THAT DARK ASS TAN

[jonathanmorann]

I'm a guy too, but I could give a fuck about the makeup.. jpmetz is fucking amazing! :D

[BrittanyER86]

Haha, this video was done on my birthday! How awesome, this one is fucking hilarious!

[Sonicblaze94]

Oh god short hills!

Haven't been there in a whileeeee haha

This entertained me

[chichikissx]

lmaooo i love this

[JaclynTheGuru]

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[mrgerardwaysgirl]

no you dont look gourgus. you look like a fucking dog. someone been rolling round in the doritos again??, in case you didnt know, being orange is not attractive.

[xButtercupTFx]

@mrgerardwaysgirl shes just kidding, she doesnt actually wear this

[BouncingBumblebee]

@mrgerardwaysgirl

calm the hell down and watch her other videos. she's just kidding around. jeez.

[RammsteinRoesli]

@mrgerardwaysgirl hahaha, you're an idiot :L

[MakeMeMediocre]

@mrgerardwaysgirl get a sense of humor. && iThink she looks gorgeous*.

[GreenDayy2]

@mrgerardwaysgirl come on be classy shes taking the piss out off jersey shore come on please as a fellow memeber of the MCRmy have a little class like the rest of us and dont fuck around like that.

[BaBiidoLL520]

from Geniean she said tony dont want you. you look lyk a dude and plus your face doesnt match your body .and yes you are an idiot

[Tialah]

OMG LOOOLLL <3

[nickilovesyooh]

makeupbymel ?

[TrixMcBimbo]

as one Joisey girl to another I wanna motorboat your bubbies

[nwotafrus]

Jpmetz, please dont act happy like this. i like being yelled at more that this.

[iggybop66]

I'm jealous of your bubbies...just saying.

[noitatsortemXD]

LOL XXDD still love the accent ! Your impersonation and make up is genius!

[ThePlayboyBarbie]

thats still weird that a guy would watch this

[ELMOjulii]

jizz lep!

[donkids]

"It don't matter." Lmao!

[iphoneguy2012]

damn you are sexxxy wow

[thelasthorcruxx]

@GraffitiNano Dude, calm down. It's a joke video making fun of Jersey Shore.

Also, it's "you're". If you're going to attempt to insult someone, learn the basics of grammar. Thanks!

[GraffitiNano]

Wow.

This fat cow has some guy problems.

You really said you look gorgeous?

LOL

Wow.

That's such an oxymoron. (I look gorgeous)

When your obviously not.

[elocinicole1]

@GraffitiNano LOL do you not know this is a joke?

Just chill out, kay?

[iphoneguy2012]

@elocinicole1 i am in love with you and that lipstick it make me want to kiss you

[y0itzant]

@GraffitiNano this is just a joke video, calm the frig down

[meowkittyxo]

@GraffitiNano HAH! you know she's joking, right?

[bunneyohdonkey10]

@GraffitiNano You type too much :)

[GraffitiNano]

@bunneyohdonkey10 Well she eats too much.

[MetalxMilitiax101]

@GraffitiNano ass

[EllaEla8888]

@GraffitiNano

Bad thing if you don't get a joke but everybody else does....

[4everSushi]

@GraffitiNano Hah..oxymoran? What, did you just learn that in english class or something? xD it's funny when something so obviously meant to be taken as a joke, is oblivious to someone else...and they interpret something completely different. :P Stupid people these days....stupid people...

[GraffitiNano]

@4everSushi #1 learn to spell (oxymoron). #2 I actually learned it maybe about when I was 15? I am highly educated. Not a nerd. #3 Stupid people? Your username is 4everSushi that could imply your vaginal area smells seriously like sushi. I don't know why you would pick that.?

[4everSushi]

@GraffitiNano it's a bad thing if you don't get a joke when everyone else does... but it's even worse when you go back, and reply to every single comment of people that were only trying to point out your stupidity. Uhmm no, my vagina does not smell like sushi, and my user name does not "imply" that either. I can see why a creeper such as yourself would automatically relate fish food to a young girl's gential area though. Disgusting pervert, i hope you don't have kids..

[Xzeeling]

@GraffitiNano I dont like you e.e

[GraffitiNano]

@Xzeeling I don't like you.

Moron.

[Xzeeling]

@GraffitiNano Why would revealing my opinion make me a moron?

[GraffitiNano]

@Xzeeling xP I don't know hahaha

[christo0895]

i couldn't stop looking at the 2 boopies on the monitor. i couldn't even listen to anything she said. is it just me??

[prplprincess12]

Robicheu or watever...... Dumbasssssd

[Utubeplayrhater]

show us ur boobs and shut up

[Robicheau05]

I have a hard time following this with the accent and all the moving around, but awesome look

[sawanawa29]

hahaha i loveeht buhbies!!

[DonnaIsBeast]

Jizz lips. 

[ja00x]

i hope you're not serious, you are a freak! U look like a transvestite..

[CatsWhoEatBranflakes]

@ja00x aha it's a joke

[ItsMsSanchez]

hahaha your videos are so funny! keep it up!

[shockzl0l]

ugly bitch, flash tits

[CherryIcex]

Why do people seriously think your being serious? :L

[Strogenforcer]

You're very unattractive with the way you look here with that makeup.

[305319]

@Strogenforcer i think thats the point..

maybe..

[Strogenforcer]

Here's a suggestion for your next tutorial, Brush your fucking teeth !!

[taluluu]

@Strogenforcer Well actually a nude lipgloss will make ANYONE'S teeth look yellow. Sooo....

[mca7777744]

I'D MILK THOSE JERSEY MAID JUGS...

[pinkjenbunny]

hahahaha ur hiliarious

[mizzpicklezz]

pretty

[edendegollado247]

classy hmmm!!!!! cough cough!!

[julesrox96]

ew..

[thereversepolarbear]

so fierce. xx

[Andre00x]

Ghetto........

[tinannanzie]

which product did u use for contouring your face?

[crankdatriahhx]

i'm from staten island and think this is a very accurate concept of how the tri-state area acts.

except it's fourty times better because justine is gorgeous.

[palmina77italiana]

THIS IS F___king HillariouS!! Great job girl :-) :-♥

[excel4]

wow what a bitch

[claire0226]

hahaha i love you!

[cristinamariex]

um you're fucking stupid. delete your account

[Nadavancott]

someone that loves makeup as much as me lol i get lush cosmetic stuff from Gratis Makeup Samples - theyre ace

[mlunaria]

Dude, just GTFO already. No one cares, stop being a troll. I'm from Manhattan and your Staten Island ass is not really a big deal alright? lol

[chrishasaclue]

wow she has like the nicest tits! :)

[djminus]

@chrishasaclue bro i second that... love her luscious breasts

[glowbluestah]

whats a wife beater?

[prettypaine]

its a tank shirt

[Theresiahora]

someone that loves makeup as much as me lol i get beautiful cosmetic stuff from Gratis Makeup Samples - theyre ace

[The1515Jess]

oh wow!

[nfoccillo]

your pretend ny accent isnt good. i would know live there. but this was funnny.

[zomgitsbethany]

She's from Jersey, not New York, dumbass.

[nfoccillo]

uhm im not a dumbass that accent shes pretending to have is what im talking about, like she stressing certain words. i know shes making fun of jersey shore but most of the people that visit the jersey shore are new yorkers which is THE accent. so im not the dumbass youre the dumbass, dumbass.

[qizzabelle93]

actually tht accent is used in a few east coast states,

so yea, iquess tht does make yew dumb(:

[nfoccillo]

obviously i know that. I AM FROM NEW YORK & HAVE THAT ACCENT. but its tagged as a new york accent and it comes across the thickest in ny. ask around.

[mlunaria]

She's from Jersey, Moron.

[nfoccillo]

okay idc. i wouldnt know cause i dont watch her videos& im not a creeper . idk if she has a real nj/ny/w.e. accent in real life, but the fake one shes using like the one shes stressing isnt really a good one. MY GOD! get a life. like the way shes pronuncing certain words is retarded cause theyre not really pronounced like that in that accent. if ya gonna do an accent completely commit to it ya know?

[mlunaria]

Nah, you're just an idiot. GTFO TROLL. LOL

[nfoccillo]

you guys are so cool, lemme tell you. dont call me a troll when you dont even have a youtube picture. goodbye. &im not an idiot jsyk. i couldnt care less about joanie or you.

[SophieMaree]

I like you :) I have just watched lots of your vids. You're my new fav <3

[Aliu84]

ur one ugly bitch like foreel ur fat u got yellow fucking teeth and fucked up teeth saggyy tits!!!

[BUPLAYA]

can i add you on facebook?

[TheElizabethDoll]

I love you lol

[Loldontknowagoodname]

Ur funny

[ForeverMe163]

your funny :) love the accent!

[xXstellarkiidXx]

good for you girl you deserve way better and yea you do look gorgeous!! any one is damn lucky to have even gotten the privllage to meet you. you are a beautiful person and dont let anyone tell you other wise!!!

[guidettebaby1]

HAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!! your so funny

[ivelostmypjs1]

HAHA i contoured my b-bies

[ffjdkaue]

love it lol

[cascousiii]

this chick is hilarious

[Iheartcoca13]

It's a joke. All her videos are like this.

[mrvictor60]

I am a male but I will sub to this channel because, the host is entertaining

[CraziiDago]

LOL

[Derpatyderp]

CANCEROUS LOL.

[nmsummit20]

she joking being sarcastic its an act she puts on for the stereotype of a guidette look in jersey u would know if u saw her chanel she does vids like this

[nmsummit20]

if u were smart its alll an act shes joking shes being sarcastic to all the so called guidos and guidettes lol if u see her other vids she does funny vids like this one she talks like a reg person not with this italian jersey accent !!!

[emilydenns]

it's hilarious that you people actually fall for this.

[xkrissy9x]

hahaha reallllly though!

[rainbowpills]

hahaha you guys are fucking idiots, if you watched her other videos you would see that she's joking...get over yourselves

[goldengirl67]

@Hatinonthehaters: so wear a bag over your head and poke two holes in it for your eyes, problem solved.

[gogo816816375]

@mauigirl000

shes joking. nicee

[mariasarahbff]

Lol I'm a jersey girl and I don't have tht freakin dumbass accent

[Sdzamarron]

To all you haters hating this video it's a joke don't waste your time hating a Youtube partner get a life haters!