Jarrod Harris - Anxiety Thoughts

[IRatatatI]

when he said "sittin on the toilet" It reminded me of sittin on the toilet lady.

[chamblizi]

@IRatatatI suprised theres no link no where found in the right hand bar to it for once lol

[sahalanimation]

OOH SHIT ITS THE POOP THROWING GUY :O

[Zorayda85]

Well, it doesn't work if you're a girl. Let me see, trying to think of something...oh yeah! Wait, I forgot...

[Rebecca1440]

lmfaoo

[DsOwAn]

The voice of Jungle!

[yaboo09]

does anyone get the feel of dave chappelle? delivery wise.

[yareiza]

AHAHAHAAAA an escaped monkey

[vlad1krakov]

he sounds alot like Danny McBride, especially when he was impersonating the burglar

[EwokVengeance]

I'm 14...

I think about these things ALOT!

[bandog72]

Nice to see your being appreciated for more than jungle, jarrod, keep up the laughs!

[smyggandefisen]

I thought he was asian by the look of the thumbnail.

[krazyllah]

I'll throw doo-doo at your fucking face. Lol

[Shamus8b8]

omg, I have anxiety and this is exactly what my thought process is like "Well I'm outside, bears are outside, time to collect some stabbing objects, dig a hole big enough for the bear carcass "

`SHIT MOM WAS SUPPOSED TO BE HOME AT 6, IT`S 6:06 SOMETHING MUST HAVE HAPPENED, SHE MUST BE IN TROUBLE`

[muttly97]

i loled so hard

[nosferatuband0]

This gentleman made crackhead a verb; and i respect that

[TheActiveAssault]

Hey it's poop throwing guy.

[CAallday209]

letting go of the past. gonna start calling it that.

[TheChannelOfDestiny]

if you have anxiety how do you manage to do stand up? :S

[KurtG85]

Guy seems like hes doing his best Adam Devine impression... or maybe this is just the frat boy persona or something.

[BlueLeopard200]

crap material...pun intended

[kiidamoori]

this guy looks Asian on the thumbnail 

[CrackThoseClaws]

FUCK! A burglar came in just a minute ago. It's always when you're watching a good stand-up.

To the escape pods!

[sugarlessxgum]

LOL I guess anything goes when someone breaks into your home while you're on the toilet/in the shower/jerking off.

[13l4CK]

To yall this is "funny" but to me? this is real life... you never know who out there what is out there targetting you.. yall will never know..... i wish to think that "ehh, no one cares, no one is worried about me/you" when infact, they ARE..... up here in new york is worst, with those apartments & houses with strangers and shit... when i say ANXIETY!!! it is no game.. you are constantly thinking & thinking. yall would never know.. i live that life.. someone is ALWAYS watching. not only God.

[CrackThoseClaws]

@13l4CK

Just let go, man. If they're gonna come, your anxiousness won't prevent them. Put on an alarm system, always lock the door and that's all you can do. Laugh in the face of horror - this is what comedy is about.

[kelly2charmin]

Oh man this is why I sit through the shitty stand up cuz when you get to that one guy who's actually funny...=D

[ladycamm]

Lmao

[tabbytomes]

Lolz

[bluemileDOTca]

awesome! he just gained a fan!

[Imdede85]

Haha!

[zzkokko]

i dint understand this at all. I look it 2 times. What? Noe englees

[Fasil777]

" Im out crackheading around on foot" .... great material .

[cokiesQ8]

SITTIN ON A TOILET !!

[burningphoneix]

Damn......I'm not gonna be able to jerk off anymore. Seriously that would be the worst time to ever get caught. :(

[ZedMisfit]

Chappelle inspired!!

[optiKalismo]

@ZedMisfit ...TOTALLY...

[ChipArgyle]

If they break in while you're jerking off, at least you can point a loaded weapon at them.

[TheLaughFactory]

@ChipArgyle LOL

[TheRoboto21]

@ChipArgyle But what if it misfires lol

[ChipArgyle]

@TheRoboto21 Wouldn't be the first time someone's shot themselves in the hand. The bigger problem would be if you'd had a vasectomy. Then your weapon would be filled with blanks.

[TheRoboto21]

@ChipArgyle Lol nice witty humor you have there good sir

[ChipArgyle]

@TheRoboto21 Thanks. I do what I can with what I've been given.

[NoCigar1991]

@ChipArgyle Not if it's round 4+.......

[ChipArgyle]

@NoCigar1991 You might have a slight compulsion problem.

[MadMarcusProductionz]

Better then what Ive seen the last couple days.

[lochen33]

It's probably gonna happen now... while I'm lettin' go of the past.

[LuvsToUTube]

I'm taking a dump right now...

[Memegymnast]

If Leonardo Dicaprio and Johnny Jeff had a love child this guy would be it. Plus he's really funny.

[trainofaaron]

very funny

[ak47poppin]

I Laughed so hard i cryed. "im gonna reach in that toilet and start throwing poo* right at your face and your gonna tell all your robber friends about me.'" he said that line and i FUCKING lost it laughing

[bloodreighn]

he speeks the truth.. anxiety attacks are quite irrational.. the other day i had an attack over doing something.. that i had already done!

[Horus21jock]

OMG Poop throwing guy!

[kurtisFL]

This guy sounds like one of those Famous Action Figure Therapy guys, probably a poor cousin or something.

[Rosstacular]

@kurtisFL HE IS

[Rosstacular]

DELIVERY 10/10

[LDNballer]

@Rosstacular agreed I knew what he was gonna say, but still laughed when he said it.

[Beliebin4JDB]

LMAO

[zhihihi]

Lol i watched this while letting go of the past

[legorex630]

he seriously used doo doo and f***ing in the same sentence lol

[FrankPrankman]

Wow, I just wasted a minute and 50 secs watching this crap... I'll never get that time back.

[GWENMiSCHiEF]

"ive thought about it, long and hard, till my legs have gone numb" AHAHAHAHAHA

[dope93x]

LMFAO IM IN THE STUDY AREA IN MY LIBRARY LMAO! I CAN'T STOP LOLOLOL

[VR24]

Ii can totally see johnny depp playing him in a movie about him.

[BenDonalson7]

Close your eyes and he sounds exactly Like Nate Bergatze

[manoflinux]

Awesome, made me spit take!

[qwerty8144]

lame

[RocketCityGardener]

The trick is to take a dump, jerk off, and take a shower at the same time to minimize the time robbers can attack.

[gs2519]

@RocketCityGardener thats what i thought he was gonna say xD

[PickleJar251]

@RocketCityGardener Yes, but if they just happen to attack at that time, you're fucked.

[whayes8084]

@RocketCityGardener Or have your gun next to you while doing all three.

[Eyesizhazel]

@RocketCityGardener Lmfao, well done.

[pnk878251]

@RocketCityGardener now thats funny!

[ImJaffaah]

@RocketCityGardener That's sounds like you almost triple yourself (meaning cum, shit and vomit at the same time)

[HigherPlanes]

@RocketCityGardener you need special plumbing to take a dump in the shower.

[KLHtattoo]

@RocketCityGardener ARE YOU THE SHOWER POOP GUY!?!??! D:<

[NextGenerationLolz]

@RocketCityGardener Looks like we know who the Poop in the Shower Guy is.

[monkeyboy8787]

@NextGenerationLolz 9gag?

[NextGenerationLolz]

@monkeyboy8787 Fuck Yeah! :D

[mrmikeVIVO]

this guy is funny

[Trackstar800m204]

His voice sounds like Chris Pratt from Parks and Recreation

[mikey007462]

not feeling this one.

[Jx1x3]

Since when did leonardo dicaprio become a comedian.

[3thrnl]

Crackheading it on foot...

Letting go of the past...

Hilarious

He kindda does seem like the white Chappelle.

[Pygmahia5]

he looks a little bit like johnny depp

[sperdoch]

Great video. Glad you are keeping them short, I don't have time to watch 6-7 minute videos and that's why I love the Laugh Factory.

[123loverXOXO]

9 people got attacked while they were jerkin it

[SerGBuck]

It's poop throwing guy!!

[warwinfieth]

Now I'm gana tell all my rober friends LOL

[kaichrono]

Lmao, crackheadin around on foot had me in tears....

[marekiller8]

I was hoping he would say "And if they caught me jerking off, I'd just go faster." You get it? No? Okay.

[Peztrumentals]

white dave chappelle

[acmulhern]

Hilarious dude

[RaveKingZheljo3]

why dont you just upload the whole sets? im sure utube will be very very excited with that. and so would i.

[Capgungoesbang]

"I'm out crackheadin' around on foot."

[Kasindra77]

I do the same thing. I know exactly what I will do if someone breaks into my car when I'm waiting for the driver to come back... and I have a complete plan no matter what weapon they have, including a rock...

[MattisseWH]

Hilarious! I was hoping he would finish with "How did this crackhead get an apartment in Redondo Beach?" though.

[RNCatt]

This guy is good!

[operatorone15]

4.7/5

yeesss



[james51050]

this guy is pretty funny

[dasugo]

nice bit. I like his delivery

[EmperorLuna]

this guy he's ...he's .....well he's a bad muthafukah.

[RebornLegacy]

He reminds of Joseph Gordon Levitt for some reason.

[kenstheman01]

@RebornLegacy that's what she said

[SASJKL]

@kenstheman01 tht's wat she sad

[SASJKL]

@kenstheman01 sry, im sleeping on my side and typong wt 1 hand so 2 lazy 2 tyoe prperly

[1ghostronin]

I love his style! awesome!

[kenstheman01]

@1ghostronin that's what she said

[stealthstyle1]

he's verry good !!

[kaz287]

i like it, i like the hipster attire too

[1khalil9]

haha i live in redondo

[XtraXtraodinaire]

Genius.

[utubesqueeze]

haha!

[yeon723]

didn't laugh.

[GarroshX]

a woman cracked up so bad at the "till my legs have gone numb" part.

[firdaus125]

This guy is awesome!

[firdaus125]

This guy's good!

[k5lta]

This dude is epic!!!!!!

[pzcato]

@k5lta People, people...please, please stop saying "EPIC". It makes you sound like a fucking lemming.

[XkillerHopsX]

Doo doo at your face haha

[jadelylith]

"While I'm letting go of the past..." LOL

[wWdirtysanchezMm]

@jadelylith I'm gonna start using that instead of "taking the Browns to the super bowl."

[WaKeZnDrAnKz]

hahah

i thought this was a classy neighborhood

[Trackstar800m204]

Now that was funny, excellent comedic timing.

[VileVince1]

Hahaha hilarious!

[MuzikFreak161]

Haha awesome! I used to live in Redondo Beach! >XD

[lukaskaetano]

funny guy

[dexy122]

MORE MORE MORE! AND LONGER!

[BLeSSeDoGkUSH420]

@dexy122 thats what she said

[djnat619]

@dexy122 thats wut she said

[kenstheman01]

@dexy122 that's what she said

[xXMrInfinityXx]

@dexy122 AAAaannnddd thats what she said

[TheJimmyT1000]

@dexy122 that's what she said!!!

[WAKEUPshift111]

@dexy122 That's what she said...?

[mac163]

@dexy122 thats what she said.

[ThePokeFan21]

@dexy122 THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!

[TheJessue35]

Ahahaha! Letting go of the past!

[ikillesuper]

gay people

[nonamerus]

sitting on the toilet letting go of the past...I see what you did there

[wowplayza]

Sup, no first.